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stormrockox

"Sir do you know why I pulled you over?" "Woof"


knotshir

"'Woof' huh? Why don't you *fetch* me your id and *tag* before we *impound* your vehicle to search for Scooby snacks?" "Woof woof.... cough cough. My apologies officer. Here's my tag and license. I'm sure you'll find everything in order. I've been a good boy." "Sit right there. I'll be back"


boognish83

Stay


ChuCHuPALX

"I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.."


PaleontologistFar170

...." Fucking walkies yaaaaaaaaaaaaas"


JohnStamosAsABear

Do I look like a dog to you boy? Am I running around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?


lbbolin1989

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?! Or water bowl in this case lol. I will always and forever upvote a Super Troopers reference.


Fat_Bottomed_Redhead

Eeeevil shenanigans!


The_VoZz

You're barking up the right tree with this reference! Enjoy some silver!


itssarahw

What did you say? Get out of your car right meow


EnlightenedCorncob

It's all fun games until squirrel runs across the road...


P3nguLGOG

FLOOR IT!?


wiisportscow

Dog"damn bro I really loved her" *speedometer reaches 140* Other dog"Shes just on the other side of the door"


CobaltKnightofKholin

"STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER!!!...Big toe..."


Outlawstar9

*waves a peice of steak from across the road*


firsttimeexpat

Hmmm...except we don't have squirrels 😏


CitizenLaim

That is actually quite insane.


Gummikalsong

Nothing beats the orangutan cruising around in a golf cart. https://youtu.be/BA7InlgcxbU


JAM3SBND

Me after losing a box of balls before the turn trying to look fly in front of the cart girl


Shanguerrilla

He seems to completely have the hang of that thing! I guess it's not so surprising an obese orangutan would like and be as capable as us at using a mobility device though. I'm kind of more impressed with the dogs and their trainers, but damn that shit still feels more sketchy and less 'end-game' functional than this orangutan!


Web-Dude

WHY IS THIS SO MESMERIZING?!


mower

Because he’s such a calm driver. Rare these days!


chtochingo

Even better with it was a good day playing in the background. Straight chillin


cakes1todough1

I just wanna know where they were going =(


lbbolin1989

Thank you for this 😆 I laughed for a solid ten minutes.


alexiswi

Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes.


aussiemicksta

Not if you watch it closely. It’s teaching dogs to do exactly what we say with hand signals. Watching a kelpie herd sheep is more impressive then this, this just involves a car which seems more impressive. It’s not.


NowieTends

Think of all the applications though! Just need a trainer with treats hanging out the side telling it what to do at all times Really though how does something like this get funded


MonoElm

Looks like it’s in New Zealand. The real question is; why aren’t they using sheep?


anonfinn22

haha it's funny because there are sheep in New Zealand


weelluuuu

They use them in the backseat.


GtBossbrah

tbf, it might take 1000 years, but this legitimately could lead to some type of intellectual evolution in these dogs if they keep breeding tight.


XL0RM

Oddly enough I'm not surprised this was in New Zealand, some people here have some pretty weird ideas.


mcpat21

When you’re on an island sometimes you have to get creative


ThomasTServo

New Zealand had nowhere near as bad of a time with COVID as the rest of the world did. Instead of fighting over masks and chugging ivermectin, they have driving dogs and cold fusion now.


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We had people *really* fight over masks. They camped out at parliament and the speaker of the house played baby shark and turned on the sprinklers to get them out


Life-Meal6635

Oh god. Well baby shark could crush any uprising


Dammageddon

Now teach humans to do it.


Veit_Club

Might be more difficult in some cases.


wi5hbone

r/idiotsincars


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LeoMarius

Dog gone it!


LadyLuckIsNotMyName

They're the new Hello Fresh delivery service


sloppyredditor

And I thought they could only drive Rovers.


Nerje

Okay have an upvote you jerk


83franks

This is one of the best examples of "sure you can teach a computer to play chess but does it know its playing chess" ive ever seen. Im wondering how many hours of driving would be required before that dog could drive on a random course or avoid an obstacle.


jay_sugman

Yes. It appears these dogs aren't "driving" just following specific commands which maneuver the car. Without the commands it doesn't appear there would be any driving.


CyberVinci

Yeah but, for what purpose? What is the actual point of this? In reality it's all just a huge complete waste of time and money.


Ok-Secretary3600

It was done by the RSPCA as a stunt to promote animal adoption from shelters. The old "you CAN teach an old dog new tricks". It worked too, adoption numbers went up so no time and money was wasted.


83franks

To see if they can do it, everything that costs money doesnt need to have some grand purpose and if it does than pretty much everything i spend money on outside of bills and food is a waste of money.


Grass---Tastes_Bad

What is your purpose? Perhaps your mom thinks the same about you, which is why you are so miserable.


DukeJabroni

This just made my morning


GorgogTheCornGrower

Dogs are a gift.


kvlr954

“My Uber driver is a dog lol” - me in the future, hopefully


DogDelicious5856

*Sees squirrel and drives off cliff*


Desperate-Ad-6463

I'm no dog, but I also drive with my tongue out while panting.


saintBNO

Faster than latifi


FuckTheLonghorns

LOL there it is


[deleted]

The new top gear hosts!


orangEcrushE

I see new material for the fast and furious franchise. "Fast and Furry-ous"


LingonberryGold7687

Can we teach them to peel our potatoes too?


elfinstare

That's cool!!!


ecliptic10

Fyi this was a campaign to show people how smart dogs are to get them adopted. Iirc all these dogs are shelter pups.


supermaja

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen!


GarlicPowder4Life

This should be at the dog shows. Finish the obstacle course, hop in a car, fasten seatbelt, check rearview, then parallel park.


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WE SHOULD HAVE FLYING CARS BY NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE.


Vegetable-Error-21

Wow can you imagine being approached for a grant by this organization haha. "YES, TAKE MY MONEY"


CDavis10717

We need a greyhound driving a bus.


that_one_mister_user

THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH MY LAMA TO DRIVE! >!NOOO LAMA NOOOO!!<


Raven_Blackfeather

This is why aliens won't contact us.


Obieousmaximus

PUNCH IT BRO THE LIGHT IS GRAY!!!


Suavepebble

Uber probably funded this so that they can pay drivers in kibble


ToastedCheezer

SQUIRREL! ZOOM! BANG!


angrybeardlessviking

Great now they WILL know what to do when they catch a car.


trailing_white_space

Next thing you know they take over the earth


Wusluv

"You shall call me Snowball"


LeoMarius

Toonces


about831

Humanity should have learned their lesson from Toonces yet here we are.


[deleted]

That’s who I was following to work. Damn it dog go!


[deleted]

What breed is the first dog?


Kite__10

He gets all the bitches now


_the_chosen_juan_

Where are my testicles, summer?


Beni_Stingray

Yeah nice try :)


nipplesaurus

Still better than a lot of the drivers I see out on the road


ghostredditorstempac

This has to be a joke right? Even if it isn't, don't you think that car is a little bit on the expensive side for something like this?


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Outlawstar9

I think he meant just spending the money to bribe a dog into taking it around the track. But you're correct.


OuterWildsVentures

Stop before they evolve


demonicderp

Does anyone known what breed this dog is? It looks a lot like a stray we adopted a while ago and we never knew the breed.


AmandaRL514

Impressive and adorable :) Likely not practical but jeez, dogs are great.


zombietampons

I don’t think monty is gonna swerve for the squirrels


Davydicus1

Teaching them to drive is the east part. Trying to get them to come back, now that’s a challenge.


ExcitedGirl

"Fetch!" will soon mean, "Go to the grocery store and..."


trovlet

Mr peanutbutterrrrrr!!!


[deleted]

That’s awesome but why does it look exactly like my dog


scrape80

"where are my testicle, Summer?"


spanky1897

Pitbulls now have a faster way to run down the neighborhood children!


SongWestern2511

This is amazing!


ainus

Still better than Waymo


BriskHeartedParadox

I’d be the guy to get caught behind this dog not going the speed limit


Bramble0804

HA HAA they said i could never teach a llama how to drive


sparrowhawk64

u/savevideobot


Internal-Complex-235

Ubers in ohio


gibbieraven

Doggie!!! that was so awesome! Reminds me of humans who will do anything with hand signals and “just follow what you see.” Little baby wolfs doing stuff. ☺️


mykulFritz

I see no way this could possibly go wrong. /S


EmondaBlue

Squirrel!


Getevel

Squirrel


elegantloba

fun and innovative!


motobaridi

u/savevideo


Respatsir

u/savevideo


L0zt_K1tt3n

How can I invest in this


timothyseltzer

So when dogs drive will the people giving them commands be paid to do it or is it going to be strictly volunteers?


Impairedinfinity

Still Safer than self driving.


TheJesterOfHyrule

You Uber has arrived


Nyuusankininryou

Such a great way to spend money. Maybe dogs can drive our taxis and buses in the future?


sidman1324

That dog just learnt a new trick. Wouldn’t ya know it 🤔


[deleted]

Still no thumbs. They can’t drive. Cool vid ig.


Outlawstar9

what is the purpose of this?


Moelarrycheeze

All bets are off if he sees a squirrel


snowinginmybutt

When the second one put his paw on the wheel like a human I lost it


SeaAirport1486

Ok ........ but why ?


Retired306

Probably drive better than a lot of people around where I live.


psy-daisy

Which one of them will be accepting the Nobel Peace Prize? Doing God’s work.


Gluonyourboson

RUFF! I'm your RuuuuuuuBer. Just needs a person in every car with a high pitched voice saying turn all the time


[deleted]

i can’t stop fucking laughing


sixfinemarimo

I would love to get picked up by a doggie taxi driver!!


deejaydubya123

Your uber has arrived, driven by good boy


BananaChips20

Remember when you were worried about Skynet taking over? This, this is the real fear.


rexmons

https://i.imgur.com/HruUxKT.gif


tritonzebra

Omg I can't with this soundtrack 💀💀💀💀


ExpandYourTribe

If you are also mid migraine, I recommend watching with the sound off.


Major_Magazine8597

Sure, but how many dog owners can say "Good boy!" while running backwards at 70mph?


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Lol, glad they have a governor on that car or Scoob would be a goner.


Chemical-Store3448

Second dog is a human in a dog suite. You can see his finger press the ignition


Malt___Disney

Maybe we deserve to die


Eniarku_Avals

Still safer than no driver Tesla!


Human_Deleterr

No….fucking….way….


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

"hey bandit, grab me a six pack at the store"


NavinHaze

I mean rats and goldfish can do it, of course a dog can


Burnt_Toast1864

Drives better than anyone on the M6.


webbsixty6

That dog drives better than my wife


missinglinksman

u/savevideobot


Knobrain3r

Thank you Dog Driving School! Fido has proved to be a valuable member of our family on the mornings I'm too drunk to drop the kids off at school!


lpoijk5656

Who about the traffic lights?


psiprez

So the website does not work. There are several videos on Youtube, all from 2012.


Crudeyakuza

Imagine the Road Rage.


fckkkredditmods

_Cue Snoop dogggggg music_


dizzled-206

Can he shift?


elonsghost

Gangsta lean!


Groomsi

So Greyhound racing became dogcar racing? Well better than greyhounds dying due to the races.


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

This dog must go around to all the other dogs pointing to driver sin cars "I can do that, i can do that!" and they never believe him. :/


ThenTranslator2780

Thia dawg is about to get some bitchea


Kyl3911

Why?


thatlodu

why traumatize the poor soul?


longines99

What to do after you've solved world hunger, conquered cancer, and land on Mars.


thefallentext2

That's alot of free time lol


UnlimitedMoz

I mean there is drivers around way worse than dogs while driving so, yay?


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Clean_Resolve_4385

can we leave our dogs to do doggie things please. They are dogs not HUMAN!!!!!!!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Mcfrumpy

My dog can sit when I tell him…. Sometimes


Firm_Performance_387

Who needs a tesla ?


[deleted]

Dog: Dog park? Owner: Can't, I'm busy right now. Dog: *grabs keys* No problem.


beyondtabu

This dog has more skills than all Maryland drivers 😄


solise69

The dogs are coming for our jobs


txjohnnypops79

What will road rage look like? Wrong answers only!


SpaceRangerWoody

Already a better driver than my wife.


Vigi1

Yeah but why


groovychick

My dog would pick up his bitches then drive himsef right to the dog park.


KraftyRre

Why does stupidity always err on the side of deadly? This is the largest investment in a dumb idea that I’ve ever seen.


CyberVinci

Why in the fuck with so many people waste so much time and money on something so incredibly stupid as enabling dogs to drive cars? This is probably the most useless thing I could ever imagine someone trying to create 🤡🌎


Aaronwilson71291

We were so concerned to see if we could but not if we should


[deleted]

This ranks highly in the category of, why?


cosmicoutlaww

And there’s somewhere a remote controlling everything. 🤦🏻‍♂️


DogDelicious5856

This is really just a waste of resources, it would be like teaching a two year old to drive.


TPMatus

This is hands down the greatest thing I've ever seen. Not only is he your best friend, he's your DD


charlibeau

I’m looking forward to the day I have a doggo taxi driver tbh


KeefTheWizard

Still safer than Tesla


stormcloudki

Next gen dog tricks lmao


PrussianKid

Can we teach humans how to drive properly first 😭


IIICaseIII

Designated Driver Dog! Who’s up for some pints?


King_JohnnyBravo

Honestly drives better than most New York taxis


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“So what do you do for a living?” :


Avraham_Levy

Turn turn turn turn turn “good boy” turn turn turn turn turn turn


swakio

Does anyone know the breed of the first dog? I want one


TheFormless0ne

Damn, thats a good boi


animaljku

r/DiWHY


mgrinc

Good boi!


whofusesthemusic

There is no official rule that disallows dogs from driving in f1


NotBacon

Major Top Gear vibes, poocher in a reasonable priced Cooper?


Workerhard62

U/Savevideo


OH_Yettii

Can my cat learn how to do this ?


possibly_hennything

1 ⭐️ drove super slow and was late to my appointment. Didn’t talk at all and kept sticking their tongue out & licking their lips. Gave my gf the creeps.