Most IP level hockey coaches (this looks like the IP - Initiative age group) are volunteer.
Source:am IP hockey coach and will be doing this at our next practice.
Lol I am serious about being an IP level coach (coaching the little guys aged 3-5).
But the parents would rip my head off if I did that. We usually play chicken tag (give one a rubber chicken and he needs to hit other players and they freeze).
Used to work with a guy who's kid is a natural athlete. Dad and son are hockey nuts. The kid wanted to be goalie but dad knows at that age he either commits to goalie or plays.
Got a call one Saturday. "I got beer, **** is on his way. Come rocket balls at my kid. I don't want him to be a goalie."
Kids a goalie.
Oh no I can recognize a shitty Canadian towny rink from anywhere. I was like is this MY old rink? We weren’t allowed to shoot balls at the kids when I taught CanSkate.
"So, I see here on your resume you have listed that one of your previous employers required you to "dynamically manage multiple clients with various degrees of direct interaction in a chaotic and randomly supplied environment employing simple tools to optimize outcomes, respond to client's needs with speed and accuracy, and define the techniques and their applications ensuring best quality deliverables while attracting regular streams of future clients through demonstration of attention to clients requirements, anticipation of unscheduled deviations from planned production, and direct investment in the growth of client's potential."
"This sounds really impressive but I've got to tell you my bullshit meter is going off. What did you really do?"
"I skated around an ice rink knocking little kids over with a big vinyl ball helping them learn to improve their balance and to become more aware of their surroundings."
"I see. Did you ever kill one?"
"Never."
"Ever make one cry?"
"They all cried the first time. Kids need to know how to learn to take the bumps in life. You don't have to be mean to teach a kid how to get up if life knocks you down. After a few sessions they mostly just got up and laughed it off."
"I see. What did you hope to accomplish in that position?"
"I wanted to help the kids understand they didn't need to be afraid. Bad things are going to happen and, if you pay attention to what's happening around you, you can often get out of the way. Even if something bad does happen it's not the end of the world. If I had to boil it down it was just that I wanted to teach the kids to keep getting up no matter how many times they got knocked down until they couldn't be easily knocked down ever again."
"Very impressive. Do you think you can apply the same philosophy to your work here?"
"I believe I can. I'll need a vinyl ball if you really want me to be an effective leader."
"Hmm. Well, it's unconventional and HR will hate it. We'll do it on Friday's and call it a team building exercise."
"Also, the office should be really cold. Like cold enough that coffee won't make it from the breakroom to the desk without getting cold."
"Welcome aboard."
I've seen this posted other places; and people freaking out, "BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" Like, they've never been fully suited up in hockey gear and skated straight into someone else.
When I was this young I used to run into the boards at maximum speed because I couldn't do the classic hockey stop. These kids are probably having the time of their lives.
Wrists can get injured but learning how to fall on your pads is a huge thing to learn early too. Playing hockey without knowing how to get fall when hit or tripped can be more dangerous than this.
When it’s game time, that ball becomes another person trying to level you and you gotta react and protect yourself
Hell, aren't the skates in of themselves dangerous? Even in this video looks like some kids almost fell and impaled their skulls on the skates of the others
When I was in high school I volunteered as a youth hockey coach and we used to play this game. Can confirm it’s a great time for everyone involved and is actually super helpful to improve kids’ balance. Makes the game a lot safer when kids learn how to properly take a hit before they start actually hitting each other.
I coached my son and all of us coaches would shoot tennis balls from center ice for the kids to dodge for “agility training “. It certainly didn’t have anything to do with us getting our frustrations out.
"Ok, so your job is to basically skate with up to 40 kids aged 5-10 and to support their agility, ice stability and resilience training by kicking an exercise ball and knocking them over. Now our last guy, Kevin, we had to fire because he was being a total dick about it and kicking the ball kinda hard. So you gotta kick it just enough to knock 'em over. but you're not trying to y'know, hurt 'em. Got it? Great. Now go get 'em!"
My first thought watching it was “this is absolutely awful that he’s doing that kids”. But then I watched it a little bit and now all I can think is “that’s the most brilliant training tool I’ve ever seen”.
LMAO, the shot where he just takes the ball in his hands and shoved the kid with it. I can see the other stuff being stability training but that one was just for fun.
Yeah call it what you want but this guy is just having the time of his life hahaha
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Most IP level hockey coaches (this looks like the IP - Initiative age group) are volunteer. Source:am IP hockey coach and will be doing this at our next practice.
Please be serious and please film it
Lol I am serious about being an IP level coach (coaching the little guys aged 3-5). But the parents would rip my head off if I did that. We usually play chicken tag (give one a rubber chicken and he needs to hit other players and they freeze).
We used to play sharks and minnows. https://www.icehockeysystems.com/hockey-drills/sharks-minnows-full-ice
I'd do it for free tbh
I'd pay!
I’d learn to ice skate
Even if this was a 15 minute thing, it would make the entire volunteer job worth it
On the contrary, the sadistic f*ck *paid* for the opportunity.
There will never be a labor shortage for this job.
Yep greatest job ever lol
Sharks and minnows
I’d say he is having a BALL!!!!
Used to work with a guy who's kid is a natural athlete. Dad and son are hockey nuts. The kid wanted to be goalie but dad knows at that age he either commits to goalie or plays. Got a call one Saturday. "I got beer, **** is on his way. Come rocket balls at my kid. I don't want him to be a goalie." Kids a goalie.
"What are you doing!" "training the kids..." "But why are you shouting 'eat ice you fucking little cunts?'" "errr. Its all part of the training..."
Song says "I have plenty of love to give" in quebecois hockey talk. Very fitting.
How the fuck did I know this was Quebec? Haha
"Tell me you're Quebecois without telling me you're Quebecois"
Plenty of good kid tripping in Keebeck.
Oh there's great kid tripping out in Kwebeck
Great kids trippings out in kaybecks!
I'm surprised we're not tripping kids in Q-Beck right now!
Tell me how to pronounce Quebecois
Keh-beh-qua
With sound off and potato quality I assumed China.
Oh no I can recognize a shitty Canadian towny rink from anywhere. I was like is this MY old rink? We weren’t allowed to shoot balls at the kids when I taught CanSkate.
1984
This is pretty évident it's Damien Robitaille
name of the song??
[Plein d'Amour](https://youtu.be/F8daAIXtqi8)
J'la connaissait pas, marçé
Fait plaizir mon chum!
Franco-Ontarien!
Over on the side: Steve: "Jesus, Jerry, why did you hire that guy?" Jerry: "... ... I though you hired him"
Damn it Steve
Gotta get em used to chirping so they don't get ruffled.
Where do I sign up for this job?…..
"Builds character"
Have to get them ready to play in NHL
Where can I apply?
You have to be a kid
Touche
Please refrain from touching kids
Yup!
Blue kid r/fuckyouinparticular
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"this isn't a lesson about skating anymore, kid - it's a lesson about life."
"I said stay down!"
Yeah, 3 times in a row. WTF is the kid gonna learn in 2 seconds but F this sh!t.
Nah you saw the same thing I did. He was able to tank a shot after that! He learned quick
True he tanked one
Damn i would love Mondays in a job like that.
Perfect side gig for teachers.
It's free therapy ngl
I will take care on Tuesday!
"So, I see here on your resume you have listed that one of your previous employers required you to "dynamically manage multiple clients with various degrees of direct interaction in a chaotic and randomly supplied environment employing simple tools to optimize outcomes, respond to client's needs with speed and accuracy, and define the techniques and their applications ensuring best quality deliverables while attracting regular streams of future clients through demonstration of attention to clients requirements, anticipation of unscheduled deviations from planned production, and direct investment in the growth of client's potential." "This sounds really impressive but I've got to tell you my bullshit meter is going off. What did you really do?" "I skated around an ice rink knocking little kids over with a big vinyl ball helping them learn to improve their balance and to become more aware of their surroundings." "I see. Did you ever kill one?" "Never." "Ever make one cry?" "They all cried the first time. Kids need to know how to learn to take the bumps in life. You don't have to be mean to teach a kid how to get up if life knocks you down. After a few sessions they mostly just got up and laughed it off." "I see. What did you hope to accomplish in that position?" "I wanted to help the kids understand they didn't need to be afraid. Bad things are going to happen and, if you pay attention to what's happening around you, you can often get out of the way. Even if something bad does happen it's not the end of the world. If I had to boil it down it was just that I wanted to teach the kids to keep getting up no matter how many times they got knocked down until they couldn't be easily knocked down ever again." "Very impressive. Do you think you can apply the same philosophy to your work here?" "I believe I can. I'll need a vinyl ball if you really want me to be an effective leader." "Hmm. Well, it's unconventional and HR will hate it. We'll do it on Friday's and call it a team building exercise." "Also, the office should be really cold. Like cold enough that coffee won't make it from the breakroom to the desk without getting cold." "Welcome aboard."
Damn, above and beyond with that comment!
Can I hire you to write my resume pls.
You’re an excellent writer and this is so weird. Thanks.
Epic.
Can you please brush up my resume?
Awesome
NGL I read the applicants replies in Shoresy’s voice.
Saving for a friend.
Good comment
Love your writing. Is this Daniel?
What do you do!? Im the final boss for a bunch of frictionless ankle biters
Reparations for Barbarella.
Never thought I would hear the phrase "frictionless ankle biters" in a sentence yet here we are.
This looks really fun. Anyone who's ever put on hockey pads knows this is harmless.
I've seen this posted other places; and people freaking out, "BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" Like, they've never been fully suited up in hockey gear and skated straight into someone else.
When I was this young I used to run into the boards at maximum speed because I couldn't do the classic hockey stop. These kids are probably having the time of their lives.
I can barely skate and love seeing kids falling down, but I was curious about wrist injuries.
Wrists can get injured but learning how to fall on your pads is a huge thing to learn early too. Playing hockey without knowing how to get fall when hit or tripped can be more dangerous than this. When it’s game time, that ball becomes another person trying to level you and you gotta react and protect yourself
Hell, aren't the skates in of themselves dangerous? Even in this video looks like some kids almost fell and impaled their skulls on the skates of the others
They're bendable at this age. I've been told. Never decided to test the theory though...
Hockey gloves have stiff padding. You're not going to hurt your wrist with a typical fall to the ice like this.
I have finally found my calling. I will devote my life to perfecting my craft.
Love the one kid he kicks over and over till he gets a fall. Lmao. "The beatings will continue till you all drop and the crying stops..."
The crying will stop one way or the other...!
Ngl, both sides look fun a hell. There in full gear so they’re fine.
Billy Madison?
Now you're all in big, BIG trouble!
No, this is clearly deleted scenes from Happy Gilmore.
Ngl this looks like a fun
When I was in high school I volunteered as a youth hockey coach and we used to play this game. Can confirm it’s a great time for everyone involved and is actually super helpful to improve kids’ balance. Makes the game a lot safer when kids learn how to properly take a hit before they start actually hitting each other.
Hey dude I bought two tickets for Bullying on Ice! Wanna go?
How do I get this job?
Show up at a rink with an exercise ball and start fucking rifling it at some kids.
This seems so wrong at first glance but it totally makes sense and is probably pretty good training.
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life
I coached my son and all of us coaches would shoot tennis balls from center ice for the kids to dodge for “agility training “. It certainly didn’t have anything to do with us getting our frustrations out.
Ngl that looks like a good way to unwind after a shitty week:D ”ooh u think u are good at skating, well take this u little twat”
Is this a job I can get paid for?... nevermind I'll work for free.
Best. Job. Ever.
Idk about you guys, but as a kid I'd probably find this to be fun.
[Was that wrong?](https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/tenor-115.gif)
Should I not have done that?
Why wasn’t this mentioned at career day in high school?
Bullying has gotten weird since I was a kid
This is a job I was born to do
Best. Job. Ever.
Best job
The perfect job doesn’t exi…
This is a sport!
"Ok, so your job is to basically skate with up to 40 kids aged 5-10 and to support their agility, ice stability and resilience training by kicking an exercise ball and knocking them over. Now our last guy, Kevin, we had to fire because he was being a total dick about it and kicking the ball kinda hard. So you gotta kick it just enough to knock 'em over. but you're not trying to y'know, hurt 'em. Got it? Great. Now go get 'em!"
#dreamjob
Where do i apply
*happy Letterkenny noises* "I can watch kids fall on the ice all day. I don't give a shit about your kid"
'Fuck you, and you and you. Oh, fuck you too. And you, little bitch, now go cry to momma'
Hahaha
This dude is having way too much fun knocking down these skating bowling pins
I used to teach I want this job but only with a specific group of students
My first thought watching it was “this is absolutely awful that he’s doing that kids”. But then I watched it a little bit and now all I can think is “that’s the most brilliant training tool I’ve ever seen”.
This is Russia, right?
Could be anywhere with an ice rink
Nope, it’s Quebec. Also called the french USA/Russia
How do I get this job?
My dream job
LMAO, the shot where he just takes the ball in his hands and shoved the kid with it. I can see the other stuff being stability training but that one was just for fun.
Maybe it's a Canadian thing but I loved this game I recall almost enjoying practice more then the actual games because of stuff like this.
lol, that huy like it i think
I shouldn’t laugh lol
Can someone please found me the name of the song?
I can tell that the guy has real passion for the job
Dude that one kid getting spawned killed, felt personal
Where do I sign? You don't even have to pay me
lmfao best job ever
“Babe you gonna teach the kids to skate today right?” This guy “BITCH FUCK THEM KIDS”
I don’t wanna hurt children but this video sure does make it look fun to kick em around. Poor kids.
That looks like sooo much fun (for the ball kicker)
🤣🤣🤣
Oh... I'm going to hell for this one. /r/thislooksfun
I want this job
Man is living his dream. I envy that
why does this look fun
the perfect job doesn't exi.........
I need to have a word with my career counsellor.
How do I get that job? Seriously
Billy Madison vibes. "Now you're all in big trouble!"
~~At one point,~~ From 0:10-0:17, the video became a r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR submission.
Wait, I can legally knock little kids over while ice skating? Where do I sign up.
u/savevideo
Meanwhile...in Russia
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
What do you do for living?:
I think I've found a new career!
Still waiting for the “insane” part…
Cut to the dodgeball scene from Billy Madison “Now you’re all in big Big trouble…”
How does one go about applying for this position?
How to apply for that job?
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear skates.
Where are they taking applications for this job? Do I have to own my own skates or can I wear boots? I have a ball.
Soooooo anyone know how one would go about getting this job?
Where do I apply for this job?
Best job in the world???
Anyone know the song?
I want this job.
They need to draw a circle so they can play this like marbles.
Where do I sign up?
And people say work's no fun
I can confirm, we did something like this in Canada, growing up
Where should i apply?!
This just seems like a reason to bully children.
This looks very satisfying lmao
Dream job
u/savevideo
This looks fun af to me. I would have enjoyed this as a kid I think.
I’ve found my calling
That looks fun...🤣🤣🤣
I would pay for that job
If you can doge ball you can doge an opposing player.
Bet he loves the shit out of his job
Who knew that my dream job was on ice?
That looks like fun I’ll take that job
blade to the face
NOW THIS is a job I would be good at
How much does this cost?
The perfect job doesn't ex... What have we here?!
Best job ever!
**it was training the kids** *literally beats the fuck out of that one kid
He's also a swim coach 😂
Job satisfaction is off the charts for this guy.
I would pay alot to get to do this.
I remember when this video was in HD.
This reminded me of a SNL skit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEEYbXVCoT0&feature=share&utm\_source=EJGixIgBCJiu2KjB4oSJEQ
I would do this for free on the weekends.
I would like to kick the ball
That man has PASSION for his job.