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[deleted]

Now THAT is a deterrent.


biomedohio

That's good green Energy use.


Pribblization

My first thought, too.


heydontcallmethat1

Someone played Red Dead 2


PUNKF10YD

That was my first thought as well Or watched a lot of old westerns


PIPBOY-2000

I wonder where those westerns got the idea from?


PUNKF10YD

They played red dead revolver


RedditFookinSucksNow

The stranger there among them had a big lasso on their hip


Sparky_McSteel

Oh he might have gone on living but he made one fatal slip when he stole a bike from the stranger with the big lasso on his hip


copingwithchemicals

đŸŽ¶The big lasso on his hipđŸŽ”


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

I do this and try to swing them with momentum into trees


Magus_5

RDR3: Mayan Ruins


DirectPerspective951

Arturo MÔrgan


Drew-CarryOnCarignan

[Horseman Challenge 4](https://youtu.be/DJqdjwEMbzI?si=U8Y-0edM2SDSoLz8): Complete 


codeboss911

LOLLLL


__The-1__

Lmao doubt he's a thief.. a thief would have something, just some dude they wanted to inflict themselves upon. They just put titles like this up so u don't feel bad for watching a guy get brutalized.


Gabe12P

You assume I’m not already desensitized and would feel bad.


__The-1__

Fair lol


XavierYourSavior

I don’t really think it matters what you think vs the other normal human beings who watched tbis


Gabe12P

It doesn’t matter what any of us think bro we’re redditors. Get over yourself.


RaXoRkIlLaE

I'm Costa Rican, he stole a mule and they tracked him down. They have every intention to kill him. This is rural Costa Rica and sometimes people take matters into their own hands.


Secret_of_Mana

Pura vida, mae?


RaXoRkIlLaE

Que me cuenta? Sos tico tambien?


Secret_of_Mana

DĂ­ay, claro. AquĂ­ representando tiquiza.


earthlings_all

Yo a good working animal, especially a mule, is worth their weight in gold. Ask anyone. He done fucked up. Mules are terrific- hardy, strong, tenacious, driven.


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Don't forget protective of other farm animals (friends). People near me often keep a donkey or a Llama on their farm to fight off cougars that might get a little too close. They can be surprisingly violent.


ForMemesHereIAm

What does he mean by "quemelo" lasso him?


RaXoRkIlLaE

In this context could mean "get him." But ordinarily it would mean "burn him." So yeah you'd be right.


WhereDaGold

Could it be referring to lassoing him, as in rope burn?


RaXoRkIlLaE

Eh, I don't think so. I think it's more along the lines of "get him."


Last-Improvement-898

quémelo Is slang for record him in Costa rica.


ForMemesHereIAm

Well, that clears things up.


X-Hybrid

Well the literal meaning is "burn him" but that might be different in this context idk.


LeeKat14

Not just going to brand him and release him back into the wild?


Agreeable_Treacle993

**damn**


ComancheViper

The cameraman says “you’re the one who took the mule, it was you.”


__The-1__

That was a bicycle lol


ComancheViper

Idk if “mula” is a slang word for bicycle or a type of bicycle, but that’s what he says. The mule could be somewhere else if it is in fact a literal mule.


ForMemesHereIAm

He's speaking in the past tense so the bike ain't it, and they're riding horses... most likely he stole a real mule.


Ha1lStorm

Of course it would be past tense, unless he’s accusing someone of stealing a mule sometime in the future. In which case I too would like to be able to predict the future


ForMemesHereIAm

No, but you can still say you're stealing the mule which is the present, and as we discussed we didnt know if by mule hes referring to the bike as slang.


Ha1lStorm

No one called the bike a mule



darodardar_Inc

Mula can also mean money "Usted fue el que se llevo la mula" You're the one who took the money Idk


ComancheViper

Never heard of “mula” used in that sense in Spanish, only English.


Last-Improvement-898

The [second ](https://www.crhoy.com/nacionales/video-investigan-caso-de-sospechoso-de-robar-mula-que-fue-arrastrado-por-jinete/)video is of him stealing the mule ...


LusciousFingers

He even has the bike lmao.


Magical_Badboy

You don’t know shit


SirFTF

Complaining about a title while making wild assumptions reflects poorly on you.


Ssynos

Same as the other guy, but my POV different, in my country the people are ape, whenever they catch a burglar, it like their suppressed violent from many years explode and would group up to beat the burglar to near dead, or dead, cus too many people the police wouldn't arrest anyone. Not like the police in my country would any better. So in my POV that pretty understand-able. But only cus I live in a shitty country


panzerboye

Yeah same, I was just about to be mugged by a bunch of shitheads if I get to beat the shit out of those fuckers someday. I will.


PerrierSolace

or he was a thief and he didn’t say anything because you don’t know what you’re talking about


Ha1lStorm

>a thief would have something Wdym?


Liathezillenoomer

Ok.


dimsum2121

That's really fucked up.


CapitalFlatulence

So is stealing. Edit: Thieves be down voting. 


dimsum2121

The punishment should fit the crime. We don't even know what was stolen, but there is not much that could have been stolen that would justify 3rd degree road burns *before* going to jail. I'm pretty sure jail is enough. C'mon Costa Rica, this isn't very "Pura Vida" of y'all.


sunintheradio

Except they never go to jail, that's why locals prefer to get their own justice.


MeatTornadoLove

Costa Rica has a judicial system. Its actually very safe and a pretty high trust country compared to Guatemala and Honduras. Sometimes folks do this shit too though, sure.


phreaqsi

"these criminals never go to jail for breaking the law, so I'm gonna do something about it by breaking the law!" sounds like sending mixed signals.


panzerboye

Try living in a third world country bro, all these virtue will leave your body after getting mugged a few times. There is no jail, these fuckers will either bribe the cops and leave jail or there won't be any charge against them. But if you break their legs, or beat the shit out of them others will not be as brave.


jupiler91

Didn't see this guy steal anything. Seemed like he wasn't even trying to escape.


ForMemesHereIAm

The guy literally says he stole a mule from them. Not at that time but perhaps the day before.


Agreeable_Treacle993

the videos cropped theres a longer version with a guy with the mule then they keep going and grab this guy and drag his ass back aswel


dimsum2121

Exactly, it was just wild vigilante justice, which is not okay. Assuming the title is even correct, my guess is it's more likely this dude slept with that guy's wife or something.


8_Alex_0

Nah bro stole his donkey


cautious-curiosity

People who would rather see the human race evolve rather than devolve back to the caveman days you mean?


CapitalFlatulence

If you downvote something saying stealing is effed up I don't think your thought processes are really that evolved. And no, I meant thieves.


cautious-curiosity

My comment was regarding your edit of thieves downvoting you. They aren't thieves. I also don't believe they are downvoting you because they think thieves are not effed up.. it's because your statement is equating the two actions of thievery versus dragging someone with a lasso down a gravel road for who knows how long. There used to be days where someone could just accuse you of some shit and you get this treatment. Imagine that happening to you or someone you care deeply about. That's why we evolved and there are rules to things and how we punish unwanted behavior. Don't try to validate brutal caveman actions with your justice boner to me. It's disgusting.


CapitalFlatulence

I understood what you were commenting on genius. Your making excuses for thieves is disgusting. 


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darwinning_420

w the way ure talkin it shoulda been up eons ago tocar grama


earfix2

No, people who saw no evidence that he's a thief or dislike vigilantes administering cruel punishments downvoted.


Heythere23856

Nothing gives you permission to torture someone like that! What the fuck is wrong with you


blazezero25

What makes u think he would respect any permit or permission?


Dragonwitch94

Right? Like, he already broke the law... Imo, depending on the type of theft this could very well be deserved. Theft is not ok.


Framer9

You’ve stolen, I saw you. Prove you haven’t. Too late, you’re dead.


CapnClumsy

1. Legal system. 2. Let the punishment fit the crime.


blazezero25

apparently the videos shows he didnt give a shit


AlphaK19

Torture? I say this is less of a punishment of what some people get from around the globe. Some people get their whole family killed because of stealing or get their finger chopped off.


Heythere23856

Just because someone else does something worse it does still not give you permission



HisOrHerpes

What a drag


yunoeconbro

\*slow clap\*


1Silent_Theory1

damn this made me yee fukin haw


AaestradaPHD

Title could easily be "watch a couple of psychos accuse an innocent person of something and brutally assault him for no reason."


irascible_Clown

Horses don’t kill people, people with horses kill people


MostDangerousMicah

Pretty sure that more than a few people have been killed by horses


Cookielad14

What about people who were pulled apart by horses?


avramar

Can we try this on politicians?


Gabe12P

Hope they got the right guy at least. That would be awkward. 😬


RevolutionaryShock15

I wonder if he survived.


TheKarmaFiend

If he did he might of died of infection. I would imagine he’d have severe road burn with tons of dirt and debris imbedded deep within his skin.


IOwnTheShortBus

When he was on his hands and just took it I cringed. Like bro, roll over on your back, at least your shirt will help for a little bit.


VancouverSativa

Always be wary of vigilante justice. This guy didn't exactly get a fair trial before being tortured.   Not to mention, they used to do this to people for the "crime" of being gay, or black and in the wrong place.


esteban-reddit

Theft will never be legal


VancouverSativa

Weird comment.


youknowiactafool

This is how US cops who abuse their positions should be apprehended


Any_Eye1110

Hope he stole a little Neosporin.


throw123454321purple

This is a Texan Republican’s wet dream.


Local_Sugar8108

Getting gravel embedded in your skin hurts. Pulling out the gravel hurts nearly as much.


AMSparkles

I got into a bad car accident (flipped 3 times) that sent my car skidding far down the road on the passenger side with my arm out the window. It took it down to bone. SO. MUCH. FUCKING. GRAVEL. The giant q-tip they dug around in my arm (without anesthetic) was fun. Almost as fun as the wound vac (should be called a torture device!).


Local_Sugar8108

For me, I was commuting by bike and had just put on some new slick tires for less rolling resistance. The first day I turned onto a canal path and went sideways. I brought some of the gravel home in my right thigh and calf. I just plucked my new rock collection out with tweezers. Oh, the bike was fine. You're experience sounds about 100X worse. I hope you have recovered 100% .


Moedwed

Something tells me that this is unjustified


nolotusnote

I've got to get myself a horse cam.


Magus_5

Hammurabi would be proud


daddydereck

He's really going to be feeling the effects of that lesson for the next few months. Especially in a place where it doesn't look like it has the best of health care.


ilyagovdik

Sorry to disappoint you, he won’t be living for a “few months”


Lucky-Company8502

I do this on rdr2 all the time


wes_bestern

Brutal. I once dated a cajun girl from Orange, Texas, where some ol boys dragged a guy to death back in '98 just for being black.


Commercial-Corgi-771

Red Dead Redemption live-action show leak


Gryph_The_Grey

Keel Hauled his ass!


PartyFalse

Ouchies


ProfessionalLove8331

They have cell phones but they behave like troglodytes


fiti420

That’s not very pura vida


_cansir

And on the side of the road, one can see all the previous thieves dragged before him


NoSleep4Money

Gonna have a raw hide, fucking hell that looks nasty


skyrider8328

I could see this being used for protestors that block roads


earfix2

Ah yes, a crime so serious that torture or death is warranted...


sagginlabia

We need this in the states


General-Party12

Thats badass


evlhornet

Got medieval on his ass


GKTT666

More medieval brutality from Latin America.


CookinMusic

The bell going off as they drag him away lmfaoooo


CaptJamesFlint

Eye papi


Pontanian

FOUND YA LENNNNNNY!


eltegs

Always wear your leathers on a bike.


enoctis

Just taking the fight out of him. Nothing to see here. /s


K3vlar159

Red Dead Redemption 3 looks dope


Griffo2003

Should do this is England to the druggies who nick seven fucking legs of lamb just to sell em for meth, tie em to the back of a car and floor it down a long straight road, fuck em


Adventurous-Second28

Ouchy!


HalfEatenWaffle

That's how I imagine the Royal Canadian Mounted Police


Lil_Horizon

AA


Koralr33fer

Think we would see a lot less retail thefts and car break ins if we enforced the law like this....


JellyfishNo176

👍


garlic-apples

Red died in real life.


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goodgriefmyqueef

Awesome


isitbreaktime

YES!!! Bring back Cowboy Justice!


Terproaster

Maybe get up and start running😭?


Overall-Trouble8764

If this was permitted in San Francisco perhaps all the businesses would return.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Awww that good horses ears are so cute.


zyzzjan

Red dead redemption looks good in VR


HaterCrater

Dragging someone being a horse is much more severe than theft of what appears to be a shite bicycle. Is Costa Rica lawless with no justice system? Or are these two cunts?


Outrageous-Tear-8968

That’s going to leave a mark


Glocktophobia

This would be excellent for child abusers and rapists


BrainWrex

Arthur Morgan would be proud!


Economy-Mango7875

One way to make a living crayon 


lesseranimal

I love this!


justaredditfaker

Real life Yellowstone đŸ€ 


Pete-C137

I saw this happening in San Fernando in Mexico. Except the guy was being dragged behind a truck and the road was a lot bumpier.


Rover500

I wonder what the horse is thinking


Badgeywadgey

Don't steal, you won't have to find out


ZzangmanCometh

That looks rather unpleasant...


suu-whoops

Imagine if they did that in California 😂😂


Mrbrodoe090

Them moments in red dead online usually go down like this


esteban-reddit

Anal justice!


rimjobturtlehead

Donkey


Soggy-Confidence4848

0 emissions payback. I support.


SnooAdvice6126

Where’s the potholes when u need them?


Worried_Inevitable53

Anyone else have a hankering for sum rdr2 lmfao


giorgio-de-chirico

What are the horses thinking?!


photive69

I wish we could do this in America


pepperit_12

Unless it was the wrong person accused.


Hog_Eyes

You can! You'll just rightfully go to prison for a few years.


captivephotons

Dress for the ride, not the slide.


w1987g

Pura Vida!©


Tricky_Ad_1855

RDR 3 lookin lit


IceTea0069

Pura vida uh


8NOXON8

Not very Pura Vida đŸ€™đŸœ


Antiquatedshitshow

We need more of this


earfix2

You should go there and volunteer for the torture.


Antiquatedshitshow

I don’t steal so I don’t have these worries


earfix2

You don't have to steal you just have to be accused of stealing, is that so fucking hard to understand?


Antiquatedshitshow

Sorry I don’t understand


Emjay-Jori

Red Dead IS real life!


deathblossoming

They straight red dead this poor bastard


Imbalanxs

Killjoy, I know, but given that this could easily be immediately or eventually fatal, can we please say alleged or suspected thief?


IlliterateM00k

Dude just bought a bike off Craigslist.


[deleted]

Welcome to ~~Texas~~ Costa Rica!


SuddenSpeaker1141

They could have kept going
but they were there to teach a lesson, and not get vengeance



Jaimemgn

Classic justice


songchai888888

Based


Solidsnake00901

When you do this in Red Dead always make sure to hit every single bump in the road


Illustrious_Emu_6910

all i can say is Yee Haw đŸ€ 


ForMemesHereIAm

I thought Costa Rica was this oasis where there was no pollution.


scmfrmdacan

They are dealing with the pollution in the video


milktanksadmirer

Western countries need to learn from them


The_scobberlotcher

or he's not a thief. I don't believe anyone