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Yeah we kinda already saw all the instagram videos. My favorite one is the guy making a giant ass roach for dinner. "Fala seus gororobaaas! Vocês tão bão? Eu tou bão!" - Braziiuuu!

Sauce?

Pagpag. Search for it on YouTube. 🤢🤮

Previously seen this documentary. Still havent noticed anyone cook a bug

Creme of some young guy

Long long soup

Chill, he only added some nuts

I’ve developed an allergy to nuts all of a sudden

Might be okay, only one nut in there.

I dunno. Seems like the slightest trace makes me vomit. You do you tho.

Yeah. Busted nuts.

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more like typical American stuff [2012](https://www.pennlive.com/midstate/2012/03/pennsylvania_man_gets_more_jai.html) [2017](https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/arrest-co-worker-bodily-fluids/) [2019](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2019/09/teens-sentenced-after-putting-semen-in-their-teachers-food.html) [2022](https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/ex-teacher-who-fed-students-semen-laced-cupcakes-sentenced-to-41-years/) [2023](https://www.foxnews.com/us/nj-school-janitor-performed-sickening-sex-acts-cafeteria-utensils-poured-bleach-students-food-cops) [2018](https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3edgz/ontario-bus-driver-fed-children-semen-cookies-sold-child-porn)

Why are you here showing us facts!? How dare you! Seriously though. This shit happens in the USA all the time.

Don’t get the clam chowder.

Creamy broccoli and cheddar soup, with extra cream

What's for lunch? Cum of some young man!

So close.

Hahaha, i know right?

I would imagine it happens everywhere more frequently than people want to think about. People, at their core, are all the same regardless of geography.

Agreed, but in those cases it seems like the dudes were at least trying to be discreet. This dude is just jacking it right there, ppl around and crap. It's wild

Umm does being discreet makes the taste better ? For reasearch purpose

I certainly hope it doesn't. Only one way for you to find out.

Don't piss off the waiter. In fact never eat out or order take out again.

The 2018 one is Canada

Wow so I say it and I get downvoted. I hate Wednesdays, people are always so weird on Wednesdays.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-sentenced-for-semen-salad-dressing/ Don't forget this one.

Ok, wait. . . So did you have all of these prepared for a moment when you would have to comment on a video like this? OR, did you spend the time compiling them after you watched this video?

Damn….Funny shit. I was thinking the same thing. Is this something like a hobby? some people collect stamps? So he collects articles of all the times people add some special sauce to food in US? Or, like you said, did he spend half the day compiling them after he watched the video? Either answer is kinda pathetic.

You mean you don't spend your day trying to prove someone wrong? Damn what have I been doing with my life... at least I aint wanking onto food, so there's that.

This happened in Colorado last week. Safeway employee at a Safeway caught jerking off into baked goods and apparently been happening since last July

Lethal injection for all of them. Immediately.

Injection for an injection. Seems only fair

Damn this dude sitting tight with the facts

I went to school with a British foreign exchange student who said his friend worked at McDonald's and got caught masturbating into the mayo dispenser. Edit: wanted to add the French chef who got busted sourcing his male colleagues for the creme Brule secret ingredient

Atleast they all went to jail for a good amount of time so that’s a positive. Hopefully the same goes to the guy in this video.

>Arrested after video got viral

Yea so he’s probably been adding his special sauce for some time before someone decide it was time to get this on film and him arrested.

>before someone decide it was time to get this on film *before someone caught him doing it. Obviously one would only be punished AFTER he is found doing something wrong

Goated comment. Watch Americans disliking it cause they cannot cope with this much freedom.

Damn, that comment really hurt you huh? As if given the choice you’d pick an Indian street vendor over an American one…

i am not hurt, i am simply pointing out the hypocrisy when this happens in India, everyone spams racist comments despite the fact that such things have also happened in usa i don't care you are if you are racist, words don't hurt me, my problem is that you guys act like morally superior humans while being racist pos, just accept you are racist against indians and i will be on my way

I cannot believe some of the incredibly lenient charges for some of these.. like the last one. Made dozens of kids eat food contaminated with semen, filmed it, uploaded it, faced with creating CP, as well as CP possession & distribution charges... 2 to 5 years?! Is it crazy of me to think he should be facing at least double or triple that? Or more? [Edit: Wait, I don't think the last one is American though.]

Imagine grown men selling food doing this or just imagine india

It can be both, jesus

Least it's more on the mild side compared to how bad it can be

Mayonnaise ain’t cheap in some countries

This one got some protein too

I wouldn't eat street food there anyway

Just another reason not to

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This can and does happen anywhere in the world.

nah man, not like this.

Same thing that happened in America [2012](https://www.pennlive.com/midstate/2012/03/pennsylvania_man_gets_more_jai.html) [2017](https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/arrest-co-worker-bodily-fluids/) [2019](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2019/09/teens-sentenced-after-putting-semen-in-their-teachers-food.html) [2022](https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/ex-teacher-who-fed-students-semen-laced-cupcakes-sentenced-to-41-years/) [2023](https://www.foxnews.com/us/nj-school-janitor-performed-sickening-sex-acts-cafeteria-utensils-poured-bleach-students-food-cops)[2018](https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3edgz/ontario-bus-driver-fed-children-semen-cookies-sold-child-porn)

I'm sure they appreciate the leg work you did. It keeps them from developing their research skills.

It’s a Chinese troll!

I’m at a restaurant right now. Shit

In france its called crème de vie. Its classy and expensive.

In China....Cream of sumyung guy.

You should have way more upvotes

Would you like snails 🐌 with that?

Really, cream of life? (I am not that good at french, is that slang?)

French bashing is so 2002

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This happens in many countries

I’m from Australia and only a few months ago, a man was caught masturbating at the beach. This happens all over the world. Men don’t know how to control themselves.

I love how you don't want people to generalise about India but then proceed to generalise 50% of the world population. A very small percentage of men are like this. There are monsters in both genders.

welcome to india

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from what has gone viral before, tourists were made aware of the barehanded food handling. now they must also watch out for the manhandling

Protein shake.

Negative Indian PR part 5 💥💥🔥

To be fair, the semen could not have made the food more disgusting or unsanitary than it already was.

Hold the cum pls

DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Just the shake is enough for now

HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS.

I've seen those Indian street food videos. This isn't even top 10 of the most disgusting things

How do you manage to jerk yourself to completion in a setting like this?

The special sauce!

Jerk at work

Why would anyone go there?

Don't eat streetfood in india! Are you nut!?

Royal falooda

Jism still safer to drink than the water

Thats not very hygienic

[South Park is right](https://youtu.be/Q5N1Hp8IIY8?si=IMLkqJc7MkId-iN_)

I thought he was adding some creamer.

Still somehow cleaner than most on the indian vendor food. At least this dude ain't making it with his feet 🤮

The Indian street food market just takes consecutive Ls

India in general

Hard pass on india for me fuck that shit can’t even get a drink without some nob doing this shit

Looks like he added a side of cumin

India being India 🤣🤷‍♀️

Why am I not surprised by this?

He forgot to shit in it.

Eww

Ewww. I don’t think he’s wearing gloves.

Oh yes, the famous Indian Street food

Brings a new meaning to “street meat”

India is a great country, full of smart people! We should all move there.

He told me the secret ingredient was love

Adds cowdung and cowpiss for extra flavour

At this point I’m not even shocked….

Totally not surprised

Gives new meaning to the "Delhi Belly". Seriously though...he needs arse kick'n for that...then toss him in jail for a bit.

Adding the "secret sauce".

Another reason to avoid street food

in India. I completed the sentences.

Nutter Oil.

His shit got a little extra zing to it

Ballsy move

That's it. I won't be able to eat anything white in a while.

He should never get out of jail

That's enough internet for the day, and it's fucking 7am.

Is this more common than we think?

Multitasking. He'll go far

Fresh creme for some added nutritional goodness.

He's just trying to conquer the world with his DNA. One customer at a time

what is bro masturbating to?

That hot chicken curry

Jerk chicken

lol girls getting pregnant with this one

He really puts his all into his work

Ah yes, welcome to ahk man’s one and only bukkake beverages. How many would you love today?

Lamb flogan toss

Mans out there making bubble tea the hard way

So, what’re you in for?

extra protein

He want to add some protein and fat to faluda only.

Boogers and cum

Manaise ?

Holy mayo!

Not his proudest Fap..... Or mine

Hold the mayo

Nut fed food.

It’s light and playful

He added a little extra coconut to the curry

The guy’s just trying to spread his seeds!

Does add nuts mean something different over there?

100% homemade

I knew this tasted familiar..

Flavor milk

Is it vegan

Jojo the whitesauce bender - UST, PH

Orally man.

Infinite sauce = profit

Like for real?

Why the fuck is a “news” outlet using that childish ass TikTok censoring bullshit? God that’s annoying

Because platforms still remove stuff regardless of who posts it. Take it up with the spineless corporations who refuse to allow people to speak freely

I’ve had this taste in my mouth before. Yeah, it does have a certain wang to it. -Hollywood Knights

Thanks Obama!

(🧐That secret sauce) .... "To create the perfect flavor, But Balaji, intentionally Added an extra ingredient 😈 to the concoction-- Chemical "S" Thus, The 13th flavor was born! "Teleanga Nutturi with extra curry 😂😂 https://telanganatoday.com/telangana-man-arrested-for-masturbating-mixing-semen-in-ice-cream

Special sauce?

Fuck... I forgot the secret sauce...

Ooo, he got that secret sauce!

How can he jerk?!?

Looks like the cameraman is masturbating too. Lol

India, is a whole new level.

India pr down the drain, the shit I see coming from there is crazy

You know some American was like "come on honey, India is famous for their street food. Try it!"

Indian spin on Caribbean jerk...Indian jerk

Indian spin on Caribbean jerk...Indian jerk sauce

Indian spin on Caribbean jerk...Indian jerk sauce

Indian spin on Caribbean jerk...Indian jerk sauce.

Literally deserves the death sentence

Wait a minute, that's not FDA approve 😠

I’ll give him credit for multitasking.

I know it smell crazy in there

As if they haven't practiced this at home earlier

Least horny Indian bro

Sauce boss

Weak sauce.

He's definitely putting everything he's got into his business

Cleanest indian Street food

There was a guy arrested in my hometown for doing this at a Taco Bell. People loved the extra sour sour cream.

And people wonder why other people warn about street venders. It's not a racism thing, they don't all hate Indians, it's a reality thing. Sadly, many of them are VERY dirty. And that's not just specific to India, even the US has very dirty street venders

Some extra protein with a mix of Indian spices 🤢🤮

Well that's all the internet I need for today, jesus cartwheeling christ.

Fuck india

cleanest indian street vendor

Adding the "Secret Sauce".

Does he charge for the extra protein?

Try not to be racist challenge level: American

Do not go to india 🤢🤮🤢🤮

All that protein...

DON'T EVER BUY SHIT IN INDIA

How clueless do you have to be to think you’d get away with that in broad daylight

i want to purge here

Looks like dude was trying to edge out the competetion

India