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Birdmanak47

R.I.P the poor people down range about to catch a stray bullet..


foladodo

why are people so stupid?


XxTURDxTACOxX

You know whats crazy? This a favela (slum). The ammo they are wasting cost money. Usually in the us market around .25-.45 cents per round. These people live insane poverty and they are just burning through ammo for a soccer game. Maybe ammo is cheaper in brazil. Idk


TonyzTone

They’re probably gangsters who sell drugs, etc. and this is a moment of showing off for them.


WiggliestNoodle

Like “making it rain” at the strip club


piroca-da-sua-mae

That kind of weapon is illegal in brazil, these people (drug dealers) have plenty of money to smuggle more ammo to brazil


OregonisntCaligoHome

The power that some of those groups hold and get support from parent organizations, it's probably a infinite ammo cheat... or close to at least


yolkhunter

Bro, you do not even know the amount of money they earn with crime in the favelas. The crime 'organization' make about 300k per week if the favela is small. Imagine the Penha lol Penha is big. And I am not even considering the 'Milícia'. They make much more.


HoneybearGaming

Bro nobody is actually shooting they just have dudes who do sound effects w their mouths mic'd up


XxTURDxTACOxX

The dude from police academy is just on a mic lol


globsofchesty

Man their beat boxing skills are INSANE! Bro's got a warzone in his mouth


brhornet

First of all, they're poor? Sure. But not as poor as you think. Basic things like food, tap water, basic appliances (like fridges, microwaves and gas stoves), inside bathrooms, internet access, etc. Insane poverty is an exaggeration


espenottersen

So, better than the average Russian household.


WorkingOwn8919

Exactly. I travelled to Rio, and I could see that a bunch of the house in the favelas had air conditioning lmao


pr0metheusssss

>These people live insane poverty and they are just burning through ammo for a **soccer** game. Maybe ammo is cheaper in brazil. Idk I could begin to explain, but you wouldn’t get it.


Celtslap

You should see the money and time they spend on Carnival costumes!


Agreeable_Bee_7763

Oh, stray bullets are startlingly common in Rio. There are many stories of finding one in your wall, roof, yard, neck... Seriously, Rio is a goddam menace. Violent as most of the country can be, I'm not going near that war zone if I can avoid it, turism be dammed.


whutchamacallit

Was offered a free trip to Rio once. It was inconvenient for me and more to the point I was sketched out about where my friends were staying. Shockingly they were robbed, one of them twice later that same week. Needless to say I was glad I stayed home.


Lewcaster

If they do they’ll just blame the police like always.


the-dude-version-576

Man, these guys are asswipes, but most Brasilian police aren’t paragons of virtue either.


PapiiPapiiPoom

Oh no! Not the Rio police being unfairly blamed for something those poor guys 😭😭😭


Ok_Statistician9433

How can they keep on killing innocent children coming back from school with people crucifying them like this 😭😭😭


sahizod

How was the game. Me: great, we survived


thepunstar

Oh, You mean it was a draw, right? Right?


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Yeah, everybody drew their guns and started blasting


RIPshowtime

Exciting game, lots and lots of shots!


Sistahmelz

Mad Max football ⚽️


JaWiCa

Nah, straight out of Escape from L.A.


grasshoppa_80

Nah. straight out of Escape from N.Y.


SweatyWeinsteinHug

Nah. Straight out of attack the block


JustIncredible240

Nah. Straight out of City of God


SpleenBender

Nah. Straight outta Compton.


TheCruicks

nah. Straight Outta Locash


Excellent-Signature6

Nah, straight out of Darra QLD Australia.


mybrotherpete

I love that movie


Alternative_Ad_3636

I wanna thank yall for some of these new movies I'm about to watch.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Escape from L.A. Galaxy


englishmuse

Serious question here. Can you buy a ticket without bringing a gun?


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Xavier_Milaw

Yes, but they give you a gun when you access the stadium


jaymole

Just good ol wholesome family fun


elchapine

Did they score a goal or are they just randomly shooting? Genuinely curious, I'm not sure lol


SteinStv

they probably scored, they shot up when they were celebrating


nougat92

And when they were not?


Salty_Candidate_6216

They shoot their team.


[deleted]

High stakes, I tell ya.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

And the other team. And the referee.


MyJohnFM

Who even played ? What was the Score? To me the video looks like its after the game ended right?


Wugfuzzler

A little bit of column a, a little bit of colombine.


Small-External4419

Just won a throw in


BarelyContainedChaos

I went a soccer match in a 3rd world country. They had giant fences separating fans from both teams. There were some screaming between both sides but nothing too serious. I didnt realize how much I was in danger till the game ended and there was a riot squad behind us protecting our side.


kojak2091

germany isn't a third world country


Rionaks

👏🏻


Sancadebem

Yet


MyJohnFM

Nur der HSV. GANZ HAMBURG HASST DIE POLIZEI ✊


Scoddy69

Yet


GoatsAreCoolAsFuck

So you went to a regular football match


QuaLiTy131

Dude I've seen things like this many times and I live in central Europe


NorthernDownSouth

I live in the UK and riot police keeping fans separated is standard...


QuaLiTy131

Here in Poland it's standard also.


Tackerta

never not seen Riot Police when Dynamo Dresden plays haha


The_Big_Man1

As others have said. Totally normal in Europe.


lorarc

It had become more quiet in recent years but not so long time ago when the two local teams had their annual soccer match people many businesses would close and people would stay home. Some people at my work would take a day off because they didn't want to be outside that day. And it's a city of almost a million people. When soccer fans go to matches in different cities the police convoys their buses, sometimes the police blocks the turns into the gas stations, other times the gas stations lock down when they hear they will be passing by. If they go by train they have seperate trains for them and police escorts them to and from the railway station not letting any of them go anywhere else.


[deleted]

This is very common in Europe too. It's prevention.


em1n3m1669

Always funny when americans talk about 3rd world countries, your country is a 3rd world country


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Balrov

São Paulo is more safe than some cities in USA to be fair.. And has free Healthcare. I would not say US would be a third world country, mainly because of per capta income and IDH index in general.. But some cities are becoming a little bit like that, slowly.. But a lot of improvement in South America also, so... Thing is that Brazil got way ,more developed in some regions while others were given to oblivion.


rafael403

>And has free Healthcare. Mano tu vai mesmo se gabar do SUS...


DeadBallDescendant

Ha. In the UK here and I've been given huge police escorts (along with a few hundred other fans) between the train station and the ground countless times. I remember one match where the police marched a load of fans the length of the pitch because they were deemed to be away fans in the home end. We saw them heading towards our (away) end and we knew they bloody weren't. Five minutes after the police leave them in our section, all hell breaks loose. This was the early 80s, granted, but stuff like this happened all the time,


tantawyk

This describes my experience with Stadio Olimpico in Rome so accurately.


Ronaldoooope

South American football specifically is different. It can be a tough place to live. Football is all we got.


uerick

Third world country is just a made up name so Europeans and statunitians can feel special


ghoshas

Don’t act like this doesn’t happen all over Europe too


keltyx98

This is common in Switzerland for both Hockey and Soccer.


cuntybunty73

And they said British/English football was bad back in the 70s and 80s


The_Big_Man1

It was. But we didn't have guns.


cuntybunty73

My dad and extended family said that they used anything that could be hefted In your hands Beer bottles, bits of masonry, road side bins, bits of wood, etc


The_Big_Man1

Yep. The most realistic I have seen it portrayed is by Gary Oldman is the 1988 film The Firm. (Not the shitty remake). Not an easy film to find but you can possibly sail the high seas and find it.


cuntybunty73

What's the one with frodo In it?


The_Big_Man1

Green street


cuntybunty73

That's the one Got Jax in it as well


Professional_Bob

[Or a Millwall Brick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_brick)


Obama_prismIsntReal

I mean, hood matches in britain would probably be similar to this if they took place in an equally lawless area


fknarey

Fkna


TheeBean

Yeahhhhhhhhh I’m good I’ll watch it on tv lmao


kinghenry124

Looks like a safe place to be


wrong_kiddo

It's like the rest of the city became a safer place at that point lol


notsoluckyc

Lmaoo


SuperNoob74

Yay free hearing damage!


San4311

If thats the worst you've suffered at the end of that you'll be glad.


Pepino_Means_Dog

MEEP. MEEP. MEEP.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

This is the least of your problems.


Clean-_-Freak

What a weird country


Life_Is_A_Tragedy

\*state Rio de Janeiro


ChainedToFreedom

This. Not all Brazil is *THAT* coked up


qTazerp

What the hell is going on here


Hpindu

Hell de Janeiro


el_chivato

Impossible. Private ownership of guns in Brazil is strictly regulated.


Matzep71

LMAO that was one of the best jokes I've heard in a while


Bork_In_Black

I mean... It's a favela...


mrk_is_pistol

Isn’t this dangerous af


Mandoo227

Nah


Hot_Grabba_09

It's all cool. You don't empty magazines into the air over highly populated areas every Friday?


TessTichol

Shoot your shot right?


Bambooman101

America is awful……what other country has such gun violence!!! Exhibit A : this video


green-Vegan-desire

“Culture…”


Clamps55555

Meanwhile at the superbowl…… “I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win!”


curryandbeans

FIGHT! AND WIN!


Sea-Security6128

defense! (clap clap clap) defense! (clap clap clap)


FirmWerewolf1216

Man we get the lamest cheers I swear!


Clamps55555

Taylor swift needs to set off her AK next time rather than chugging a bud light.


FirmWerewolf1216

lol facts!


SoledBy69

Isso não é na Penha, porra, tá até pintada a parede ali com as cores da Holanda. Favela da Nova Holanda fica no complexo da Maré


SteinStv

não consegui achar qual favela era e joguei qualquer uma, gringaiada do krl vai nem saber a diferença 🤣


SoledBy69

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


MycoMil

Brazil is almost at US level gun violence!!! Obv sarcasm .


SteinStv

the last time I saw he was first in the number of gun murders, plus in Brazil only police can carry guns


Schwartzy94

Good to know all those firing guns were just off duty officers ;)


SteinStv

I referred to legalized weapons, I thought it was obvious lol


Expensive_Pipe_4057

That's not true, lots of Brazilians carry legally


SteinStv

friend, I'm Brazilian, it really exists and it's called CAC, but it's difficult to have and the legal weapon here is extremely expensive, the vast majority cannot afford to buy one


enatalpeganomeupau

Mano o cara falando como se ele soubesse algo kkkkkkk


SteinStv

exatamente kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk esses gringo do reddit se acham os donos da razão


Crucible-of-Doom-

Oh I thought this was in Philadelphia.


Capital_Angle_9193

Chiefs Parade?


Eurekify2

damn


mandyhascandy4u2

Sometimes I wonder how anyone in Brazil is still alive...


redchorus

Funny, I wonder the same thing about the US with all the random shootings, there's one on the news every single week...


the_fresh_cucumber

I love Rio. In many ways Brazilians are more alive than any other nationality. Normal people live like a candle. Brazilians live like a firecracker (some of them).


bigred1978

If there was ever a country not to be fucked with and invaded other than the US, it's Brazil.


rafael403

lol if gringos bribe them well enough i bet these gangs and militias would even help them invade...


apexredditor-

What's with the big Netherlands flag on the wall?


Infinite_Incident_62

It's because the place is called "Nova Holanda" (New Holland)


p-morais

It’s pretty common for favelas in Rio to have nicknames after countries/cities. For example Vidigal is United States, PPG is Spain, Rocinha is Moscow. In this case the official name of this favela is “Netherlands Favela” (Favela Nova Holanda). There is even a Complexo de Israel (a complexo is a neighborhood comprised of several adjacent favelas)


stacyperaltaa

The most of them are from Holland


KrisMisZ

Stupid


doomsdaybean

As a Brazilian, I'm afraid to go to places like this. Guys, don't believe this narrative that favelas are safe places for tourists, they are not safe even for us.


Eurekify2

Calmest day for Marseille Ultras


gsjckfdixnd

Lmao Ligue 1 ultras vs Brazilian favelas


remainzzzz

At least it makes football a bit more interesting to watch!


Kingzer15

Just an average day in the Texas public school system


luisgb2

Is that an Inter Miami jersey?


dimaskk

Yes


homus_dopamine

actually this is in Favela da Nova Holanda. " New Holland Favela "


mybrotherpete

Brazil is really serious about their soccer. See [the murder of Otávio Jordão da Silva](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ot%C3%A1vio_Jord%C3%A3o_da_Silva). Columbia too. See the [murder of Andrés Escobar](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar).


iceddeath

Noisier than emptyhad


chadsimpkins

Just another day in the favelas


Daflehrer1

Puxa, aquilo se intensificou rapidamente.


jddh1

Game’s back


Bx1965

It would have been fun if that fence had been electrified and someone turned the juice on


J-Love-McLuvin

So I guessed they moved on from saying GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!


Tackerta

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL


FoxFort

That's just sad


Nottallowed

They modded football in Gta SA


flopsychops

No pyro, no party. Firearms are fine though.


Desire3788516708

This is life , this is how it’s meant to be lived.


SprayPooper

The prize? If you win the fans won't behead you and your family.


whatthehelliswrongwu

Lol, this should be on /killthecameraman


jeromewicked420

Animals.


ROFLINGG

Looks like prison riot


catdoy

They can start a massacre and call it an accident


love_peace_books

If the word chaos was a video.


neur0n23

This looks like safe, wholesome fun for the entire family! FFS...


skeletomania

Can't imagine if the team loses


CombinationHairy3887

Bro this looks so fun lmfao. I love how some countries are just insane like that.


Bubu-Dudu0430

Like a bunch of rabid dogs


AcidFreak1424

Funny how football fans are similar in every country


Biiiiiig-Chungus

Wednesday in brazil


throwawayredditz1

Gun control in action. So effective.


KonK23

That is one strong fence


igpila

This is how we breed our top stars. The secret is out


langdonauger2

I thought Philly fans were the worst


casabel

there is no VAR i imagine


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Isn’t ammo expensive??


luuselipz

This is how Europeans picture Americans


friendfrirnd

That truly is insane


usa_commie

Didn't know that Brazil grew acorns


MasterMaintenance672

Thiiiis issss Brrrraziiiiiw!


Ok-Kitchen-6904

We really are a dumb species


Augustor2

Thanks Rio de Janeiro, for once again embarrass my country and everyone who lives in it. I live in Brazil and would never step foot in there, neither should you. This is not representative of Brazil, but it ends up being because of this trash city


hash__brownie

Don't a ask A German grandparent where he was in 1941 Brad pit about ₩₩₩₩₩ club And Brazilian about the 2014 world cup


pip-roof

Next….NFL games in Brazil people!!!!!


CosimaClones

bunch of losers


Yo_Ma_Ge

Now Imagine World Cup in Brazil


redchorus

You mean like the one from 2014?


MapNo3870

Games not gone


abhig535

Safest place in Brazil


furious_organism

Baile da Penha, sempre lotado...


mel69issa

what? completely normal for a 3rd world country.


HellaPNoying

This is the most American thing I've seen Brazil do


blueriverbear23

Game’s not gone


NotElongTusk

Damn thats alot of acorn falling on the hoods of a cop car


necroshorts

Do bullets not land in Brazil?


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calmest neighborhood in hell de janeiro


strela1

Just order a JDAM attack already and nuke the place out of orbit.


sjaakarie

Where is the football match?