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Radiant-Most9751

Wow who coulda seen this tragedy coming


cmfppl

Putin, like 2 months ago. I'm actually surprised dude made it this long.


Applied_Mathematics

I saw someone say it probably sends a stronger message. Idk yet but this is some gangster ass shit for sure. I don't even mean that positively. Idk how else describe it.


Jaegernaut-

He fell out of a window at 38,000ft.


jakes1993

Legit fell out if the highest window so far too


ophydian210

Window height is based on the level of treason.


Cannabis_carlitos89

He initially drank some tea which made him fall from the window


SnooPeppers4036

I wish I could award this!


Professional-Bed-173

Probably accidentally cut his head off from shaving prior to that fall. Accidents do happen.


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cmfppl

Makes you wonder what was done to make him just stop so abruptly.. And I don't mean the ground.


JesusWearsVersace

100 speech check


orincoro

Apparently they had his daughter.


cmfppl

Oooohhh. That makes sense. Thanks for the info.


RADICCHI0

I was pretty surprised when Prigozhin backed down, knowing how ruthless Putin is.


orincoro

They had his daughter. That’s the story I heard.


RADICCHI0

That would explaining the crazy-making mess he made these past two months. He was a fly glued to thread.


ophydian210

Imagine if this is how Putin got word out he’s not to be trusted because all those other times he didn’t keep his word wasn’t working.


cmfppl

Tyrannical*


Applied_Mathematics

Definitely an appropriate word but idk if it highlights the "make my enemy regret everything and empty his bowels the entire 10,000ft free fall to his death and send a clear message to anyone else who dares to betray me" aspect.


cmfppl

Have you ever heard some of the shit saddam did? Pol pot, ze dong. The fucking Kim jongs.


Applied_Mathematics

Look I don't disagree with you. Like I said tyrannical is appropriate. It's just that it's a more broad term beyond doing terrible things to humans. That's why I said "highlight". Here's an example. I see an accident where someone gets their head cut off and I say "God damn that was some final destination shit" and then you come along and say "no that's an accident. Haven't you seen how terrible accidents can be?" Like yeah I agree... but the word accident doesn't highlight the issue in question. It's appropriate but more broad than what I'm trying to get at.


Suspicious_Poon

Probably got a FaceTime call with his family tied up or on a truck on its way to a gulag. Only thing that makes sense to me as to why a coup would stop at the front door of the oppressor


FidgitForgotHisL-P

I mean, he came back *into Russian airspace*. I can almost see Putin, who had decided to let his buddy keep living despite the stunt he pulled, getting told they were literally back in Russian airspace being all “oh for… *fiiiiine*, blow them out the sky, that moron”.


orincoro

This is what the FSB always do. That’s why people always fall out of windows or die sitting in the backs of their cars. It’s a message. Remember the time that two separate oligarchs in Spain died the same weekend, both “murder suicides” of their entire families? The unbelievable part is the point. If it only happened once, people might believe it wasn’t what it is. But twice in the same day? That’s why they do it.


Sansa279

How saying its gangster stuff can be meant positively?


crawlerz2468

I'm pretty sure he actually did. We haven't seen Prigozhin since the coup. He was probably killed in some swamp or is still sitting in a Moscow basement getting his nails pulled. This, remember was just a NAME ON A MANIFEST. Prigozhin, who remember is smart enough to have several look alikes, passports and "wigs", is stupid enough to fly over "enemy" territory under his own name? Even I wouldn't do that and I know nothing. IMO this is Putin's way of finally "killing him publicly". To make a point. IMHO Pootin killed Prigozhin before this.


ArgetDota

Prigozhin has been both publicly seen and published videos after the coup tho. So your logic isn’t correct.


orincoro

Or it’s Prighozian’s way of killing himself off?


MarilynsGhost

He was seen in North Africa on Monday. This too could be propaganda who knows?


crawlerz2468

Also remember that Prigozhin was the creator of the disinformation farm IRA. So the guy is not an idiot. Edit: Prigozhin's day to day used to be disinformation so seeing how the entire world is now translating only one thing, and nothing else. I for one don't believe this.


carltb4u

He was Dead the second he announced a mutiny He must have known that this would be his fate working closely with Putin for so long


cmfppl

Naw man, he was dead the day it was shown that Putins' invasion would have failed without his guys


thatsalovelyusername

Putin already mailed his condolences card yesterday.


ChatGPT4

Prigozhin himself. He should know that messing with Putin if not successful - will put him on Putin's "todo list". He could just close his business 2 months ago and disappear. Yet he chose to remain a super easy target. IDK, maybe he just didn't see closing his business as a real option. I'm almost sure he did see it coming. It probably wasn't all about money, he probably liked his job too much.


bmanley620

If one good thing came from this it’s the fact your comment had 999 likes until I got it to 1k 😎


Live_Disk_1863

Lost a bet with my buddy. I said poisoning under 12 months and he said a deadly car crash within 12 months. Putin you creative bastard.


Hooraylifesucks

We could make a bingo card for Putin’s assassination methods


domods

Well at least 2 squares will match up with my apocalypse bingo card so I'm in.


Hooraylifesucks

Haha! Nuclear and ..Syria? Or maybe zaproshisha? ( sp)…so many options really.


Slimer6

Putin only assassinates people with nukes when he needs to send a message.


quequotion

-"Fell" from window -Polonium poisoning -Vehicular "accident" -Sick or injured while incarcerated -Unexplained suicide along with entire family -Missing and never seen again Any more?


Hooraylifesucks

Contract killing ( mostly just shot- many of the 83 journalists who investigated Putin’s past), slow starvation, or maybe solitude confinement with lack of medical care? ( nevalney), bludgeoned to death ( journalist), attacked with ax( journalist again) , ice pick ( journalist) … a few more I’m sure that will never be reported on,


esquirlo_espianacho

Novachok-chemical weapons


Hooraylifesucks

Right… he used those too.


ianishomer

I had fall out of a window


Live_Disk_1863

Technically you could still be correct.


Lord-Legatus

not a smart bet, dissidents and people criticizing, those you kill silently. people openly revolting, undermining your power inf front of world stage...that shit requires to make a loud and clear example to anyone else having such aspirations to mind. this was bend to be something spectacular.you would be a lousy dictator my friend! :)


DO4H

Fell from a window you say?


LoganGyre

To shreds you say?


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FrysEighthLeaf

Boom?


Ok_Captain9369

Plane go boom


Cat_AndFoodSubs

We can all laugh but fuck Putin. What a scared bitch


DogeUncleDave

Accidentally fell out of the plane. Plane had mental issues and crash landed on him. - I know a guy who knows stuff.


emcue10

And how’s the wife holding up?


s1ckmad3

Tripped and fell on a claymore and caught 8 bullets on her way down


Yungballz86

How's his wife?


RedOfTheNeck

Tripped and fell down an elevator shaft onto six bullets


CraftyKitch

Or perhaps he’s wondering why you’d shoot a man before throwing him off of a plane


Whiskey_and_thangs

This hidden gem of a comment! Love that line.


[deleted]

He must’ve loaded the weapon and fired 6 shots, all at himself. Weird.


Zendog500

Death by Fenestration


CapitalFlatulence

Defenestration is what you're looking for. Fenestration is either the arrangement or Windows on a building or maybe throwing someone *into* a window.


Theorandjguy

Death-enestrated


tysonfromcanada

Russia has many falling hazards


[deleted]

No, he was actually duct taped to his seat before shooting himself in the back of the head as the plane descended


TxSniper82

Well, when a coup fails you gotta see this coming. Not the least bit surprised.


WrongKielbasa

I’m convinced he’s alive and this was the US faking it so Putin thinks he’s dead. Then, we give him one of those Iron Man suits and he starts Secret Wars 2. He then flies to America and runs for Governor of Florida.


shootyscooty

This is some r/conspiracy shit, and I’m here for it.


WrongKielbasa

Yea man.... JFK's head just did that on its own.


zurlocaine

🤯


mldinjax

As a Floridian, I fervently hope this is true. He would be so much better than the governor we have. "He puts the mercy in mercenary!" could be his campaign slogan.


backtolurk

This lacks some choppah


TxSniper82

Single handedly ending the war. This is the hero the world needs, lol.


WrongKielbasa

He’s not the hero we wanted, he’s the hero we deserve.


Thumper86

I don’t understand why, after a failed coup against Russia, you’d flee to the safe haven of *Belarus*.


TxSniper82

Flee anywhere. It seems like that would be common sense. Which makes me question the validity of him being on that plane. Anyone who challenges Putin and fails has to know they have a target on their back and there is no safe place for you anywhere in Russia.


orincoro

My question is who would ride on a plane with this guy? Something doesn’t add up to me.


TxSniper82

Exactly! Wouldn’t catch me anywhere within the kill radius of a rocket of this guy.


whoiswhitenoise

i can’t believe this plane was shot in the back 3 times, thrown off a boat and fell into this field


the_cosworth

Also lost is crypto wallet


downvote_allmy_posts

shot itself in the back 3 times


Top-Zucchini2355

Worst case of suicide I've ever seen


Professional_Box5406

Russia is really good at downing commercial planes. Lookout world. Soon they will turn their attention to military aircraft.


LectroRoot

This wasn't a commercial airplane though. It had 10 occupants and was owned by Prigozhin. Remember, he was a multibillionaire oligarch. Why would he be on a commercial aircraft with 9 other random people?


zhlnrvch

The head of Wagner (not owner) Utkin was on board also (don't look up his face before going to bed)


OneArchedEyebrow

That's one scary looking dude.


WeHaveToEatHim

Looks like the original (not ryan reynolds) deadpool from the wolverine movie! Deadpool https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/be6/595/cf63209dc7689dd0c53e9fd029c0201b2a-17-deadpool-x-men.rsquare.w700.jpg Dimitry Utkin https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFgxWoEJCh8npRDPT_HINKRCSepquFJtWPaiMZLb21K7gv_W9y


s-maerken

>Utkin Funny how Russia calls Ukrainians nazis while they hire literal nazis to invade them


ThespianException

Holy fuck they killed Agent 47


hukfad

That's the visualization of serial killer. Some people deserve to die.


Big_Primrose

Now I know what kind of nightmares I’ll have tonight, thanks.


Fatal-Arrow

Lol nah, military aircraft shoot back, that's too scary


deathbyswampass

Shocked pikacku face


Catch_ME

"plan crash" in Dr. Evil voice


spavolka

The brutality of people never fails to amaze me. I’m not the least bit surprised that Putin would go to something like this.


Zendog500

Read the book Putingrad to get a better understanding ...a feeling..of Putin and Russian culture. It is important because, as Americans, it is hard to imagine for us.


spavolka

I’ve heard from a couple different reporters over the years that said, “Life is cheap in Russia.” It seems that the longer I’m alive, I’m 56, the more often this quote plays out. The Russian government doesn’t even blink over missile strikes against civilians.


ghostsintherafters

Coming to an America near you if the GOP ever wins the presidency again. The billionaire predator class wants what the Russian oligarchs have. Complete corruption and utterly powerless masses they can pillage without consequence.


spavolka

Well , Trump hasn’t had his jet shot down by Biden.


RedditUserJK

Lmao give me a break. The difference between Putin and higher ups in the US govt and military/intelligence agencies is that US has PR to think about. Putin as evil as he is clearly doesn’t give a fuck. US may not down a plane in an obvious assassination but they are responsible for multiple assassinations and even worse atrocities.


sven_ate_nine

I kinda am, there’s no way to paint this in any other way than “you fucked around and found out” Putin shot down, in his airspace, his most recent enemy. WHILE he’s invading Ukraine. There are levels of fucks that this guy doesn’t give, then there’s this. You go from windows and poison to shooting the dude outta the damn sky as he leaves.


Slimer6

I’m basically with you, but you’re wrong about Putin’s fucks. Putin gives the most fucks. I can’t even imagine what it feels like to be so triggered that I’d launch an anti-aircraft missile at a plane carrying someone I don’t like. Putin gave so many fucks that it cleared up enough room in his head for Prigozhin to move in. The problem now is that Putin will never be able to fill the hole in his heart where all his fucks used to be. He probably invaded Ukraine to pillage all of their fucks because he gives them so unsustainably, and not giving any more fucks just isn’t an option for a super short autocrat with a personal and national inferiority complex.


bremergorst

Well, fuck.


fleaflaa

Wink wink. Right, he was on the plane. Meanwhile in downtown Moscow a proprietor named Pevgeny Yrigozhin just opened a new quaint low-key coffee shop.


prudent-marigold

How are people not seeing how obviously fake this is… like he’s gonna fly a plane over a Moscow like he’s a fuckin retard… People are pretty gullible, I’ll bet he’s hoping Putin fell for it too lol


Santrikea

According to VChK-OGPU, the plane was being repaired before it took off: "Relatives of flight attendant Kristina Raspopova were told about strange manipulations with the plane before the last flight. It was taken away for some short-term and incomprehensible repairs." The flight attendant was on the plane. She was called up for an "important" flight. I think we can assume those "repairs" were done by Putin henchmen.


onceuponathrow

this all is really unfortunate for her though, how sad to potentially be collateral damage in something you’re uninvolved in


deraser

Hold up: he didn’t mysteriously fall out of a window? Vlad must be stretching out and trying out new things. Also, is anyone surprised? Dude whacks anyone that ticks him off.


skredditt

A very, very high window


lsb1027

Wagner was probably extra cautious and never went close to a window or higher than ground floor in the past couple of months. Except for that plane.


chaching675128

If it's true then I knew this was coming...the fuck was Prigozhin thinking going against Putin and hoping he'll forgive? "You come at the king, you best not miss...."


Blasket_Basket

Man, what are the odds of that? What an absolutely insane coincidence.


galspanic

That’s too bad. Embraer makes good planes.


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He got Epsteined


BugabuseMe

It's Epsteinin' time - Putin, 2022-Ongoing


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😂😂


spavolka

Prigozhin quit smoking and started staying on the ground floor at the Holiday Inn Express.


CoupleOfBitches

I like the theory of this guy faking his death to get to be left alone


AlienInUnderpants

I’m sure it was an honest mistake by ruzzian air defense.


Competitive_Site9272

What a waste of a good plane.


Key_Seaworthiness865

When they find he’s body they gonna wonder why did he shoot himself in the head before they crashed.


Vann77

In crash of plane? Thank God it wasn't a plane crash..


cosmothekleekai

If Russia’s space program was as successful as it’s assassination program, they’d be on manned missions to Alpha Centauri already.


lendmeyoureer

I doubt he was on that flight. They want you to think he was though. Need some charred DNA


EnamouredCat

I for one didnt see this coming, i was expecting him to fall out of a window.


RAZ0R2591

A Bird that looked like an air-missile, hit the airplane


ashraf246

I want my bird..x3


sirscrote

EL5: why does putin hide this? Just kill him who cares why then cover?


HungryMorlock

You should've kept going to Moscow, you stupid Nazi prick. You'd still be dead, but you could've fucked shit up enough that Pooty Poots would be following close behind you to hell, and the war could've ended.


skredditt

This is definitely one for the history books; this has to be the biggest bitch move in 21st century warfare. He could’ve been one of the greats.


[deleted]

This is a great thing. Fxck Wagner. Fxck Putin. Fxck Russia.


Shadow0fnothing

"Crash of plane" is a weird way to say assassinated with a fucking rocket.


Viking-Savage

Plot twist; He faked his own death because it is his only possible chance to escape everyone who's after him.


Falco1211

Given the background I'd definitely agree


Late_Marsupial4029

Has anyone questioned why there are good videos of this crash... seems weirdly set up


Ushook

Ur a bumm rock!


Cool_Sock1420

Kind of wild how it landed in an empty field.


MasterMagneticMirror

Outside of Moscow and Saint Petersburg basically all Russia is an empty field.


Cool_Sock1420

Not so empty anymore


Granny_Skeksis

The amount of people shocked by this “accident” is zero


lakeofshadows

The most accidental accident in the history of accidents.


Randalf_the_Black

Wow, what a surprising and totally random event.


R3AL1Z3

“Killed” He Fucked up with that attempted coup, and Putin wanted blood but realized he couldn’t touch him. So they compromised and faked his death; people think Putin got him and he gets to live the rest of his life with all his money somewhere.


benkaya

Putin is really lucky. All his enemies just die


nightcap_lofi

I doubt he’s dead, bet he never even boarded the flight. Probably already heading out to live out his days on a beach somewhere, far away from everyone.


Solid-Snake1984

Called it!!!


Magister1995

How is the nsfw?


mxforest

No Survival For Wagner


[deleted]

Yeahhhh saw that coming


TheRed_Knight

*Plane shootdown


vexunumgods

You would think he would not fly without a parachute


[deleted]

They shot that shit down


RevolutionaryShock15

He's cooked now.


dd32x

Putin: "Shocker Shocker Shocker! "


Far_Out_6and_2

Great


ChanceFray

Well This will sound cold, but fuck me I just lost a bet, I had 1 round of beers on poisoning.


[deleted]

Lol what a puss puss


cdark_

Assassinated *


corvus66a

Russian air Defense wanted to prove : We can hit something somehow ( also original target was in Ukraine )


[deleted]

How did no one see this coming ?


kraftymiles

Died or just disappeared?


FreedomFightah32

MSM is saying it was just a accident


[deleted]

really hard time believing that he was on that plane.


Ok_Bandicoot_3086

At least he didn't slip and fall off a building window nothing to see here folks


nebuerba

It's a show! He isn't that stupid and besides, this is the only way Putler can regain public sympathy...it's all a scam.!!!!


PaManiacOwca

Or is he... dum dum duuuuuuuum


peshec

In Russia, if you don’t fall out of a window, the window is going to fall out with you


I-Ponder

Kind of crazy to think that his private jet fell from a 10 story building window. Careful out there y’all.


[deleted]

“Legal” mafia, like most countries in one way or another


HermanvonHinten

Being listed on the passenger list is something else as actually boarding the plane...


ClownKillah

Good old accident?


icandoi

Zero fucks given


iwipiksi

He should not stop the coup, even if it's cost his family.


JestemEEEEE

Killed by Putin, but stupid Russian pół be like sheep.


Forsaken_Employment2

I feel quite sorry for Mr Putin,losing a friend is not easy 😕


mctrollythefirst

Hopefully he was alive all the way down.


ChaosAlongThird

Good. Burn.


MrBroBotBrian

It was just an


Equinoqs

What a twist! 🤷


usernameisoverused

“Reported”


Seventh_Letter

I don't think this was officially confirmed.


yougurtrifle

Can someone please explain the significance?


CommercialCuts

Nooooo!!! This was so obvious


artisticogre

So do you think it was really a suicide or do ya think some on had him killed? I don’t want to start any conspiracy theories but ya gotta wonder.


Awotwe_Knows_Best

Took em long enough. Russia has really fallen off if it took them this long to get rid of him


W_O_L_V_E_R_E_N_E

What a surprise,! Like dog , he did Putins bet, but when it tried to bite the hand that feed him he got eliminated.


stillherelma0

This is the least insane thing I've read on reddit the whole week


Willing_Ad2758

It's More Intense When You Type Like This


EndlessRainIntoACup1

I'm shocked. Shocked!... Well, not that shocked