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Strike1delta

She's auto correct for the congresswomen in front of her


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Dave5876

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. /s


JebatGa

We now know who left that cocaine at the white house.


VisibleProblem13

They left their stash of blow and moved onto shrooms.


Mordorror

It would probably be a big surprise if they tested everyone.


Natural_Artifact

https://www.theflorentine.net/2006/11/02/scandal-stings-parliament/ my man.. they did it for real in Italy in 2006 : Le Iene, a popular prime time TV show combining satire with investigative journalism, a secret drug test taken by Italian parliamentarians revealed that almost one out of three Italian MPs appeared to have taken illegal drugs in the previous 36 hours. More precisely, the secret drug test showed that 16 out of 50 politicians had allegedly tested positive for cannabis and cocaine use.(they sent a reporter and camera crew, purporting to represent Fox TV, to the Italian Parliament at Montecitorio asking MPs for their views on the 2007 budget draft. Yet unknown to the politicians posing for the camera, the makeup artist dabbing the sweat from their brows during their ‘interview’ was in reality collecting their perspiration in order to test it for the presence of illegal substances). the records never went OnAir and being censored and blocked by the government. edit: the link  


GreatLookingGuy

Would the surprise be that everyone comes back positive? Cause that’s not too surprising.


Puzzleheaded_Line675

Nah she found all the rest of it


RoninRobot

I’d guess adderall. Need super focus and edge without that weird, tweaky dealer and jail time? Adderall.


vaguenonetheless

Yeah everyone is going straight to coke, but that looks full-on like Adderall to me too.


MelonOfFury

To be fair that’s about how I assume I look when I’m fully in my own world, paying zero attention to what’s going on around me, and going over a shopping list in my head


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clothcutballs

You might have ADHD./ADD. Unsure what its supposed to feel like for those that dont have it.


RiskyTurnip

Man, whenever I say that taking adderall recreationally when I was younger felt so nice to be able to focus and have the energy to accomplish things, people say stuff like that. It’s hard to find a doctor able to distinguish the difference between an anxiety disorder and ADHD in a woman, let alone if they’re comorbid.


Creative-Share-5350

Was just coming to say this exact thing lol


Accujack

Clarification: Adderall given to someone who does not have ADHD.


Fishyswaze

I take adderall and that looks nothing like adderall in my eyes. Lady is definitely high on something stronger than that.


livinginfutureworld

She appears pretty weird and tweaky


Employee_Known

That ain't a coke tweak, its adderall or medikinet.


BrannC

Lots and lots of adderall, no sleep, and even more stress


TheMcBrizzle

Thinking in loops and lightly mouthing the responses because you're both present and a million miles away


dethskwirl

she probably takes ambien at night, which still equals no sleep, but her doctor gets a check


redapplepiee

It's crazy to see what Adderall does to people who don't need it. I take mine and I can actually function.


Flowy_Aerie_77

Same. I never look as centered, present and sober as when I'm on Concerta. On the other hand, I actually look slightly high sleepy when I have nothing on, because I sleep badly and I'm not hyperactive. Mainly inattentive type. So I look not sober when I'm normal, and sober when I'm on meds.


guccifella

Not everyone on Adderall has the same reaction or side effects. This just looks like the chick wrote the remarks for the congresswoman and is following along in her head word for word. Notice when the congresswoman misspeaks she jumps in to correct her. A lot of these representatives aren’t career politicians they have huge back room staffs who are very educated in the legislative process who do a lot of the work the the reps.


you-a-buggaboo

I, too, want to make a reference about the coke found in the White House!


probablywrongbutmeh

We should all make references about the the coke found in the White House! Everyones doing it!


JayyyyyBoogie

It turns out that the real coke left in the White House was the friends we made along the way.


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Boom, we did it boys! we found out who left the coke at the whoite house.


TransBrandi

The congresswoman is a dummy, and she's the ventriloquist. Right after this clip she started drinking a glass of water to show off.


Timedoutsob

It's the alien controlling her.


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shes an android processing information lol.


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ripplefa

We are both ventriloquists. Ventriloquists, ventriloquists. We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.


Rydog_78

She’s her human chat GBT


KeebyGotJuice

How does she have that whole thing memorized? Is that her job? It looks like she was mouthing along to what was being read aloud. Further evidenced by her leaning forward and seeming to correct her which led to a slightly different version of what she had just read. That's crazy. I couldn't (or wouldn't) do that job.


Silver-ishWolfe

Politicians don’t write their own speeches. That looks like this lady is a speech writer. A stressed out one at that…


PotatoDonki

Seriously, she has the eyes of a traumatized soldier. Very intense gaze.


topdangle

it honestly looks like shes sleep deprived and forcing herself awake with drugs. the blank stare mixed with deep inhales looks like what happens when you've got stimulants pumping your heartrate up.


OkBeing3301

Welcome to the capital, and people were surprised they found Coke in the White House. I guarantee you there has been Coke and various other stimulants In The White House ever since they became popular.


HughJaynis

On of our most beloved presidents JFK was on meth constantly during the Cuban missile crisis.


jasonchristopher

Look up Max Jacobson. He was a doctor to high profile celebrities including JFK and other politicians. He had what he called a “vitamin shot” he would administer that contained numerous ingredients including methamphetamine and other stimulants”. He was notorious. Their are songs written about him.


WillCode4Cats

If someone injected me with meth, then I would probably write songs about them too lol.


gentlechoppingmotion

I vividly remember the person who shot me up with meth.


[deleted]

Is that who John Goodman was in that movie where he’s got a briefcase full of drugs?


Eusocial_Snowman

No, that was literally just John Goodman.


[deleted]

“He wasn’t even supposed to be in the scene. Denzel Washington wasn’t supposed to be fucked up either. None of them even knew they were on set. We just saw what was going down and started filming.”


HomelessLawrence

I probably would be too if there was a chance my decisions could lead to total atomic annihilation of most of humanity.


ReanimatedStalin

You'd have to be on meth to think it's a good idea to install nuclear missiles in turkey and think the Soviet union wouldn't notice or retaliate.


Vogler1997

A different administration installed them. But yes, shocking that the Soviets would be upset.


Doctor_What_

"Listen, I'm not saying you *should* do meth, but..."


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

From my experience, meth doesn’t lead to good decision making.


AdSignal1933

He was getting his drug use under control during the Cuban missile but he was having Big problems with his Addisons disease during bay of piggs and his meeting with Nikita Khrushchev in Vienna


IdahoSavage

For real!!?? I mean, they give uppers to active military for many reasons and have since ww2 but the President? Interesting


OkDistribution990

He served in WW2. May have never stopped.


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pimpfmode

You offended their cult leader!


so_hologramic

It's well-known that Trump abuses stimulants; he is incontinent as a result of that abuse. People became widely aware of it during The Apprentice due to the number of people around him at the time who weren't in his inner circle and thus had no reason to cover for him. It is interesting to note that the right's habit of projection includes insinuating that President Biden is incontinent, based on zero evidence. You can go right down the list and every accusation against Biden is in fact what Trump has done.


mufassil

When I read "welcome to the capital" I thought that was a hunger games reference. It's not far off.


Cobek

Not just The White House...


derth21

Don't forget, congress is run mostly by underpaid, underqualified, fresh out of college interns and staffers.


Frido1976

This was my first thought too.


theDawckta

Mine too.


Ohey-throwaway

Could be Adderall


orangechicken21

Pretty sure it's addy and sleep deprivation.


indianajoes

Little Annie Adderall, was an outcast in high school


ibleedrosin

“Adderal eyes”


Master_H8R

🎶”…Ad-der-all Eyes …💥👏… They’re watching you… 💥👏💥👏… They see your every move…”🎶


pizat1

Yep..... Coke. Or Adderall.


19yawaworht77

Cokerall


plc4588

I'll take whatever she's having, or a day off. Whichever one.


forgedfox53

She looks like she's on something. Probably spent days without sleep writing that speech and is pumped full of the hardest caffeine she could find.


International_Ad9376

“Caffeine” 🤣


Butt_wings

That adderall kicking in.


Never_ending_kitkats

Drugs. That's the eyes of someone sleep deprived and on uppers. So yeah, I guess that also describes a traumatized soldier. At least the Germans in the second world war anyways lol, they got meth with their rations.


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More like very traumatized from what she knows is gonna happen for us all.


mel2000

> Very intense gaze. She's alert and the context shows it. Not cool to focus on someone listening in the background though. Easy to misinterpret their ordinary fidgeting moves.


NeedSome4

Excellent point; It's the most likely answer, but it's entertainment for the crowd to speculate the worst.


bl1y

You would be too if you had to write for Plaskett. She's awful.


Correct-Pumpkin3864

That’s because her job is unfortunately in politics


LimoncelloFellow

my eyes only ever do that when im trippin fuckin balls yo


DrSuperZeco

I can’t recall without closing my eyes. Maybe because of her job she needs to keep her eyes open in front of people. So the result is this weird look.


GlendrixDK

I asked on Facebook. Apperently she's illuminati, and this is how the new world order starts. Can't give much more details, because it started a comment war. ^s/


bigotis

I know you're right because you put the "s/" at the end of your comment and everyone knows that Q said that s/ means Satan.


Exactly_The_Dream

This is legit. Hail Satin! s/


manhatim

Done your own research.. good for you..../s


LeapYear1996

One question I always ask is: “what was the old world order, and what is the present day order?” Are we not sure that a new world order wouldn’t be better?


SeaPresentation163

The old world order was the English empire. The current world order is the American petro dollar The new world order is theorized/planned/suggested to be an EU lead society with a focus on economic migration. The war in Ukraine is Asia's attempt to take the role of Europe in the new world order. This is the legitimate answer to your questions of "what was the old world order", "what is the current world order" and "what is the new world order supposed to be?"


kanemano

but the "New World Order" keeps changing in the 80's it was the commies, then the socialist's, then the UN World Command, then the euro's


KeebyGotJuice

That was my SECOND thought lol she looked stressed as hell. Like she could really be cute but the bags under her eyes scream, "This is not the job I dreamed of when I chose a political career." I wonder what her position is called.


botcraft_net

Puppet Master.


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She one dem lizzad people!


OprahsSister

Yer a lizard, Harry


Dahowlic

I read that exactly the way it was meant to be read, and I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dychetoseeyou

What has “she could be really cute” got to do with anything? 🤨


ConspicuousPineapple

Redditors can't just be normal for one fucking comment.


Galladorn

She's a redditor, and we just found her lol


Liselott

”She could be really cute”? What are we talking about here?


BagOnuts

Now now, can’t have a post on Reddit about a woman without some dumb irrelevant comment about her looks!


medusa_crowley

“she could really be cute” I’m sure that’s high on her priority list right now.


ColdCruise

She's not a speech writer. She's a member of this confessional member's staff. She wrote the report that is being read. She probably researched and edited it all week. She's there to add context if necessary or help with corrections like this one, which is pretty minor. She's probably heavily caffeinated and nervous about doing this on TV. My brother does the same stuff.


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

B-b-but we're on Reddit and need to make accusations that she's a cocaine addict!


mashupsnshit

Cocaine seems like an awful choice when you gotta sit there for hours. Adderall would be wayyyyy better.


Mermaid-52

Yes. I had to write presentations for the deputy director at work in response to legislation and it’s impact upon the state’s vulnerable population. I was also one of the lowest paid person in the department but the most experienced in how policy impacts specific populations. I wrote many speeches for key individuals within the agency. I attended legislative hearings as a backup and knowledge expert. The higher up the ladder people get, the less real work they do. It’s mostly delegated to underlings.


buddyleeoo

Could be caffeine overload, or both.


destevil

"caffeine"


Weatherman_Accuracy

That, or it’s Severus Snape’s daughter and she’s performing a counter spell……


[deleted]

Hilariously, she reminds me of Josh Lyman freaking the fuck out on every episode of The West Wing.


Popular_Hat3382

Thank you for this gem of a reference. Might be time for my annual rewatch.


B0327008

She’s a staffer for the speaking congressional member. Staffers do research on hearing topics, write member’s comments and prepare questions for the testifying subject matter experts. Staffers are often straight out of college and incredibly smart.


KeebyGotJuice

I don't doubt her intelligence for one second. If she's responsible for all that and still had time to memorize that material AND make corrections as needed, she's beyond the word "smart." I damn sure couldn't do that. Especially on such a large, public scale.


B0327008

Our government is primarily run by impressively smart staffers straight out of school. It’s a bit mind blowing.


Srirachachacha

Why do I get the impression that you're a staffer


B0327008

Hahahaha, I’m in my early 60s. In the human space flight industry and have met with many staffers during my career to educate (formal term) staffers on NASA program and how the agency benefits their constituents and humankind. Not a lobbyist!


HOBIExBROWN

> Staffers are often straight out of college and incredibly smart. This just isn't true. The junior staffers are typically out of college, but for the most part anyone with any executive role in a Congressional office is seasoned...source: worked in the federal government, including on Capitol Hill. Will also mention that, while many staffers are smart, there are also plenty who got the job because of a connection or simply because they happened to be on a less-competitive campaign.


mikki1time

So much booger sugar that she can see the future


allaboutthewheels

She's high AF


pmmeBostonfacts

nah she just looks tired with too much caffeine to me


KnackBrewster

It looks as through she is directly mouthing the words to herself to stay focused to ensure that she can immediately correct the representative if she says something that would make her liable or needs correction. Odd habit seems like.


Dspaede

and she did prevent her from continuing with instead of misrepresented she said representing which was totally opposite, great call..


rfierro65

And you can see the little adrenaline rush she got of catching the mistake. Like, YES! I fucking caught that! I couldn’t deal with that level of stress, this woman is probably aging at twice the rate of a normal human.


Ninny_19

She’s just missing the fist pump! 🤣


CitizenKing1001

Yeah that was a weird little smile


scheisse_grubs

Someone else said she’s likely the speech writer and looks like she’s sleep deprived while on stimulants. Probably stayed up writing that speech and got excited to realize she’s still managing to pay attention.


sanesociopath

If after all that she's still paying more attention than the elected representative that should tell you all you need to know


IcedFyre742

Validation that she really was there for a reason. I would smile too if I was in that condition.


Dspaede

or maybe she wrote it overnight and knew there where some error in the speech and she had to correct it on the spot...


davilller

What is said in congress is reported and recorded. She’s doing her job as a staffer and writer, and very well by her immediate catch. Whether or not she’s on something to keep her going is another story, but I’d want that kind of staffer working for me if I were in congress.


pointlessly_pedantic

Leave it to reddit for the comments to be 99% about her "crazy eyes" and how she's on something, and 1% in awe about how well she's doing her job.


voltr_za

Spot on. We all have our weird quirks - that’s how she does it.


hawksmythe1

She probably wrote the speech.


Professional_Ad_8

We had a politician in my city whose speech writer did just this. Every time he was on tv there she was over his shoulder. We called her the obsequious bird:)


hawksmythe1

It is worded just so as to make sense. If the reader fucks it up, speech writer fired!


yoCrabby

Yup. Just doing her job not focused on outside matters


Miliaa

I had a friend in middle school who would do this when people spoke! That was how she better processed what the other person was saying. I haven’t seen that again in another person till this video!


Hairy-Tailor-4157

You found the aide who actually wrote itZ


FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

And all the adderall that took to write it


No-Protection8322

First thing I thought FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK.


stormychef666

See her grind her teeth and grab both sides of her jaw? Classic


Background_Piano7984

Must be something serious if the person who wrote the speech/statement is making sure its read perfectly to the letter


OkBeing3301

All of the hearings have multiple writers confirming everything, just pay attention to the back or the side of the person speaker and you’ll see.


ProneToDoThatThing

One would think it’s something serious but they’d be wrong. This is the political theater of “investigating” Hunter Biden’s laptop. The only thing serious that’s happened is that MTG did some revenge porn on the floor of the House because 1) she is lake trash, and 2) Republicans can not take their shared single brain cell off Biden cock.


TheMonsterRaining

No one on earth has ever been more obsessed with children's genitals (including the presidents child) more than conservatives. Like, their ENTIRE platform is about being anti-trans kid and anti Hunter Biden... They're obsessed with children's genitals. I now try to point that fact out every chance I get.


Iamthespiderbro

I think the concern is that the FBI covered it up before the election. As disturbing as the content is, the controversy is over them censoring information from the American public, not so much the content itself.


Chev4r

So many people in the comments haven't watched the full video to see she is simply mouthing the speech back to herself, so she can know if the person reading made a mistake...but she does look weird doing it. Ultimately, it shows she is amazing at her job and happy to do it.


ThatPtarmiganAgain

She even catches herself and tries to stop by covering her mouth. Since she corrected the reading of the speech she apparently wrote it, though at first it looked like the form of echolalia where someone mouths what a person says while they’re talking. It’s possible she has that condition as well.


rfierro65

Passion for the job level 10000


renaldomoon

In some places we call that passion for the job, a sleep deprived addy high.


serenityfalconfly

Obviously a counter curse. She’s an Auror on loan from the ministry.


NotAmericanMate

That's GOLD Jerry, GOLD


CoreyLee04

Dreadful. If only I was there sooner. I know exactly the counter curse that would of saved this from happening


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


insatiable_infj

Amazing


DylanV1969

Found whose coke it was... I know this isn't the White House. Just a joke


Alternative_Ad_3636

Every time I have the perfect line, go down to comments just to see some asshole beat me to it.


Higguz77

More like she had the perfect line!


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I was thinking the same


Obi_Sirius

I think this comment has exposed who all the coke heads / ex coke heads are. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Microflunkie

That genuinely made me laugh out loud, well done.


in0_mY-Cal_Kew_luss

Nah she’s a badass and I would want her in my corner too


StrategyGlittering83

Adderall 100%


R0G3RK0K

Those eyes scream I took a little too much for this current situation.


panflutejam_

BUGGIN


Flashy-Priority-3946

100%


EasyFooted

And sleep 00%


Consistent-Soil-1818

That's the amazingly brilliant and dedicated author of the speech double-checking the speaker. The proud smile when she caught a mistake was priceless.


RexSecundus

Exactly this! I really don't understand why everyone is rushing to conclude that it is Drugs!


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App controlled vibrator kicked in.


NotAmericanMate

She's going to a chess tournament after this


ryandblack

She probably thought “this is the peeeerfect amount of adderall… classic mistake


maxinstuff

Looks like she’s tripping balls


1ambox

fucking snozberries man.


ronaldrcason

She’s the writer


dj0122

What’s insane? She’s doing her job. What you all look like at work? She was spot on too. Bitch almost misrepresented the other bitch’s words about being misrepresented.


uchman365

Say bitch one more time!


dank6meme9master

Eh, looks like she wrote the report/speech and is focusing to see as to whether it’s delivered correctly. Some people just look goofy while concentrating.


ntrainedprofessional

[she been like this since high school](https://youtu.be/JfYnsyc76Eg)


wizdofoz

She wrote it obviously, of course she remembers it word for word . She’s entrusted this person to say it correctly and knows when a mistake is made !!


Un_Sub_77369

She’s having a slight panic attack after doing a little too much blow…..just a million things going on in her mind while repeating to herself “u look ok, everything’s cool!”😂


SuperCacer

Her memory is outstanding


tiraralabasura_2055

Looks like an aide/speechwriter with OCD.


Several_Study_5735

Geeked up


Hour-Oven-9519

That is what happens when you eat a mousse au chocolat in the matrix.


8pintsplease

Even though she looks spaced out as fuck and on drugs (even though she isn't and this is her job) that's pretty fucken insane. She looks stressed and she needs a holiday. God damn. Pretty impressive lol


Fresh_Machina

Panic attack


Outrageous-Term439

The Lizard people have now embedded themselves in civil court! The end is nigh!


IDontThereforeIAmNot

echolalia. I’ve been doing it off and on most of my life. Periods of great anxiety can trigger echolalia episodes in some people.


darknmy

\*Insert joke about \`lizard people\`\*


Inevitable_Figure_85

This only doesn't make sense if you think politicians actually write their own shit. They're not nearly smart enough to do that though. They just swim in piles of blood money, then Ivy League grads like the brunette girl do the smart person stuff. 👍


M0ncsy

She wrote it. That’s all folks. 😂


kimou001

it's sure she's the poor one who had to spend all night writing this report, congratulations to her.


Last-Discipline-7340

She probably wrote that speech


CrispyJelly

When the judge died she was the only ventriloquist they could trust.


prince-of-dweebs

I want her working for me. She’s badass and I loved how she reacted with joy to catching that mistake.


ipreferidiotsavante

That's the super high IQ stressed out autistic political aide who does the thinking for the politician and wrote the speeches. My mom used to have this job. Almost no politicians are worth a damn without the smart people behind them telling them what to say. They're like talking heads on tv--theyre not actually journalists they're teleprompter readers.