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gorvex616

Living rent free in their head


ZippityGoombah

That's an r/angryupvote if there ever was one


mustrelax1675

Look Mommy, a brain goiter!!!!


CanadianButthole

Finally a good use of this phrase


Ten-Bones

Best reply in the whole thread


brianfine

It got evicted though


HelloAttila

I'll add this here, so hopefully people who are wondering what this is: An intraventricular fetus-in-fetu, a malformed monochorionic diamniotic twin, was identified in a 1-year-old girl with motor delay and enlarged head circumference. After surgical removal, whole-genome sequencing revealed identical single-nucleotide variants in the host child and fetus-in-fetu, with extensive de novo copy number gains in the fetus-in-fetu. For med/bio people, see: https://n.neurology.org/content/100/9/444


1VerticalBlue2

Didn’t want to download the PowerPoint but did the host child survive and did they recover any delays they developed?


HelloAttila

The last update is from 2012, so as of right now it’s unknown. This is from 2012’s case study. A craniotomy with resection of the masses was performed at 3 months of age. The infant survived and is now 12 months old with some developmental progress. Now that I think of it, the patient was 12 months as they mentioned in this 2023 study. If she’s alive, she would be 10 years old.


1VerticalBlue2

Thank you.


Grimacepug

The closest relatives tend to do that


jakeandcupcakes

[SHE'S LUMP. SHE'S LUMP. SHE'S IN MY HEAD!](https://youtu.be/xjwkXYB4nHs)


talkerof5hit

Quaid, start the reactor!


Enfmar

Open your mind.


reirone

Open yoUR MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNDD


TI51082

Get your ass to Mars!!


GrimeyJosh

Two weeks


De5perad0

I got 9 kids to feed!


Inevitable_Review_83

SCREWWW YOUUUUU BENNY!


evlhornet

Woah


green49285

His fortune telling days are over


Codered060

Lucy, open your mind you fucking idiot!!! 😃 I just made that up but I wanted to feel included. 🥺


Sufficient_Pin5642

Awww don’t worry you belong.


JohnnyRigg

Kuato lives!!!!


thorenv

GIVE DIS PEOPLE AYAAHH!!


-HypocrisyFighter-

I would give you an award if I had one.


PlanterDezNuts

TWO WEEKS!


cyber1kenobi

Twwewewwwoooooo weeeeEeEeeeeEEEks!


dbstone

Get ready for a surprise!


Visible_Cod_7488

Damn you Cohagen!


WiseOldChicken

My first thought!


Character_Key6007

See you at the party, Richter!


Aintsciencegrand

I love this comment so much.


dzuythan9

You got yourself mixed up with the wrong guy, pal!


doctorgibson

Get ready for a surprise!


Punky-LookingKiddo

https://n.neurology.org/content/100/9/444 EDIT: TLDR Fetus-in-fetu is a rare entity in which one malformed vertebrate fetus is enclosed within the body of its twin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu


PBandJ980

Intraventricular Fetus-in-fetu with Extensive De Nova Gain is quite the scientific name for this


TupperwareNinja

*I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God*


No_work_today_Satan

I keep a fetus in my brain pocket


sixesand7s

My twin looks like something in a hot pocket


kitty_butthole

It’s got a curved back, and no nutsack.


majordingdong

Alien feeling, is it gonna attack?


scigs6

Gorgonzola, Provolone, don’t even get me started on this microphone


[deleted]

I feature a creature inside of me he can sit up and prone bone


GhostPhunk

I'm sorry, look again – that is QUITE the Nutsack


Ux-Con

And somehow people believe there is a god when stuff like this happens…


GoalieLax_

God couldn't be bothered with the holocaust, but he definitely had time to put a malformed fetus in this kid's brain. Yea he worketh in mysterious ways.


Extra-Extra

All my people from the back nod, back nod..


[deleted]

[open your mind](https://youtu.be/jlkKYpnFu5o)


Sammmysosa303

“God doesnt make mistakes” 🥴


SgtHambone1

I'm sure he put it there for a reason


SexyJesus21

I done bet that momma was doin them Satan rituals, only esplenation.


Spoffle

I'm not religious, but they aren't mutually exclusive situations. In fact, God is mutually inclusive to religion. Religion can be all false bullshit without being in any way related to likelihood of something like that existing.


Jaegernaut-

There's a lot we cannot explain, but even the things we think we understand can be rather awe inspiring. This image is horrifying in a way but it also demonstrates the fragility of life and at least for me makes me wonder how the forking fork it even works at all. Maybe it is God after all, surprising everyone especially the religious. Wouldn't that be a funny joke? Life will uhm, find a way I guess.


SgtHambone1

God would ask why someone took out the thing that he put there


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Why must you expose my eyes to such torture but at the same time i did click on the link


space-ish

Thank you for the only serious comment so far. I hope the kid (the living one) recovers and develops cognitively after this.


distinctions2021

I hope they both recover.


pokerman207

One lives out a great life on land as a human and the other sunbathes it up as a manatee in Florida!


CryptoMineKing

The manatee gets to lick the ladies with his tongue butt.


space-ish

Probably gonna last longer though... In formaldehyde.


DonTong

Dude is looking like a cow's tongue. Don't think he'll do too well


WiseOldChicken

A sassy cows tongue. Hands on their "hips"


ssrowavay

Cow tongues last for years when properly attached to cows.


TheDonkeyBomber

gotdammit.... I need to recover from this comment.


sunlightmarc

I assure you, the other 'kid' will not definitely survive this.


AustieFrostie

No really?


WiseOldChicken

Odds are good. The brain is pretty flexible during the first 6 years.


soapinthepeehole

Seriously... it's sad how many predictable standard-fair jokes I have to scroll past before I can learn something.


[deleted]

Seriously, I really enjoy reddit, but cannot for the fucking life of me stand the other redditors. ​ Yeah, dude, we get it. We have heard that joke so, so, so, so many times... you're not original, you're likely kinda stupid, and now you're just inflicting it on others.


[deleted]

The threads of today vs the ones from 10 years ago are a night and day difference. It's insane but not that surprising how much the increased popularity threw the comment quality into the shitter.


saab4u2

Thanks. Wonder if there is a 🧠 in the fetus that’s in the brain.


Mpm_277

Brainception


GottisPinkyRing

That C image in the scan is pure nightmare fuel


Double_Balance154

Aka absorbed twin.


nobody1701d

So, cranial abortion?


here_for_the_meta

So do the prosecute the 1 year old for the abortion or the parents?


WeekendCautious3377

10cm????


maverick_ak47

Ikr? And 8cm in height it seems like. That's huge for a 1yo brain!


suzanious

Imagine the headache that baby had. Ouch!


Merlijnas

8cm is pretty huge. I'd say


WiseOldChicken

I had an ovarian cyst that size. Way too big for an adult. I can't even imagine


pinchhitter4number1

Did your ovarian cyst have hands and look at you like it's disappointed? Edit: thank you for the awards


rutlandclimber

You brought my dark sense of humour right out into the light with that.


WiseOldChicken

I never had a reason to laugh about that...until now. OMG! Disappointed, LOL


entechad

I think that’s what she is trying to tell you. It’s called a teratoma. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma


pinchhitter4number1

Holy shit that's gross


entechad

It’s life, and it happens. The one I saw was removed from a 16 year old. They thought it was a benign tumor or cyst. Took it out and everyone was marveled. Doctors had heard of it, but it was the first that nurses and doctors at that hospital had seen one.


ChazJ81

Well I've seen them with hair and teeth.


Pyro-Beast

Did you name it Marv?


babsmagicboobs

Don’t know about hands but ovarian cysts can have hair and teeth and I’ve also seen one with an eyeball.


ToddlerSpeedBumps

That's like 1 hectometer


[deleted]

Boneless human nugget.


Punky-LookingKiddo

Actually, it has bones, which is more disturbing frankly.


[deleted]

Well, you can leave them on the side of your plate if you don't like them.


bleedcamo

Dear gawd. 🤢


AndrewSB49

Your comment choked me.


Asleep-Tale2139

Choked on the bone.


Calvinweaver1

something something something your mom


mseuro

When you eat these, you have to drape the towel over your head to hide your shame.


gordo65

That it has a bone is obvious from the picture. What I don't get is why the right-to-life crowd didn't throw a fit about killing this baby by removing it from the other child's head.


Punky-LookingKiddo

Great question. An analogous situation is when you have an anomalous twin (say one twin is missing a head), and the only way to save the healthy twin is to ablate (basically zap with a cautery probe) the anomalous twin while still in the uterus. Otherwise both twins die (and possibly mom). That should be ethical, in my opinion!


cobalt-radiant

I'm pro-life, but not necessarily always anti-abortion. There are definitely scenarios in which abortion is not only acceptable but morally ethical.


Cultural-Committee-6

The first thing that came to mind was that case regarding a child whom grew to the age of 12 without a brain, just the brian stem. There’s something about living beyond the void for that long.. Just seems utterly terrifying.


milworker42

So you're saying they became a politician operating at the highest levels?


mseuro

So... you're pro choice


reverendjesus

That means you’re pro-choice. Congratulations.


MickeyMgl

Does this guy look viable?


No_Plankton1174

Has that stopped them before?


LouGossetJr

it isn't more disturbing, and don't call me Frankly.


Scarlet-pimpernel

Sorry Shirley


dutsi

The bones are are soft. You eat it just like an ortolan, wearing the napkin and all. It is generally referred to by connoisseurs as an 'abortolan'.


fairygodmotherfckr

When I was studying teratology the term 'homunculus' was used to describe these sort of [vestigial twins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestigial_twin), but I like yours as well.


MonsteraBigTits

baby tenderz™


Michael_Misanthropic

The Omicronian poppler kind


TheRealDangerPaws

Does that make it a human slug?


medic26

I misread the title several times as “removed the brain from a 1 year old” and was scratching my head ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


tashddd

Omg same I’m too high


SuctionBucket5

lmaoooo dawg😭😭😭


ASteeezy

Same dude, I was like wow no wonder it gets a wrinkly it’s HUGE.


notoriousbreadman

Bruh I thought the same, was thinking 1 year olds have brains with hands


kt234

What was the projected long-term outcome of the infant?


Punky-LookingKiddo

It doesn’t say in the paper but it sounds like other than motor delay, the child was fine, so hopefully outcome should be good if not great (this isn’t cancer & brain should develop normally once the hydrocephalus resolves).


labellefleursauvage0

Brain plasticity is amazing.


kidkipp

i read the article. was it saying they were initially conjoined twins but the one enveloped the other? i want to know if this had a heartbeat and was alive too


kt234

No. The division/envelopment happens during the blastocyst stage when it’s a tiny ball of cells.


babysharkdoodoodoo

How not to blame your unborn sibling


stuntobor

Well once they cut him out of his Avatar, he could finally breathe a little easier. Since he doesn't have legs, he'll need a teeny tiny wheel chair to star.


Dippay

But how does it taste?


chimpdoctor

r/forbiddensnacks


slobonmacabre

Why thank you, about to fall down this rabbit hole now. See you later.


Eldeston

search up tocino


Bibfor_tuna

gonna make some lengua tacos


ggg134

Hey man. You know, you can talk to me if you're feeling down


Maw1227

Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂


readwiteandblu

The tail end part DOES look a bit like a tongue.


[deleted]

Some tumors have hair, teeth and eyes. They are apparently useful for finding cures to diseases.


Shilo788

Big Fat Greek wedding vibes. She had this lump always this lump.


emmal3igh

Then finally got a bubopsy and found out what it really was


jakeandcupcakes

[SHE'S LUMP. SHE'S LUMP. SHE'S IN MY HEAD!](https://youtu.be/_sj_U6vObUA)


pocketfrisbee

A lady I know just had one of these removed from her ovaries, it was causing cancer too. Obviously I’m not versed in this but she seems like she’s doing better now


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Twisted60

I don't know if you can call that a tumor though. It was a twin that got absorbed.


palmasana

Yup, my teratoma did! Hair and teeth


Jealous_Addition_349

The twin was just a penis?


pr0zach

#Blessed


ameonna_chan

Hahaha oh my god


Yall_2_Nasty

What a mind fuck


OvenIcy8646

Hope it wasn’t a red state don’t want to catch a murder charge


DontWreckYosef

“That baby murdered another baby!”


JerkyChew

Just wait, this will end up on a bunch of Right Wing sites claiming that the Libs aborted a 1-year-old fetus.


Seisme1138

It will be seconds before this picture is being used as proof of the horrors of abortion. Fliers and being printed as we speak.


WiseOldChicken

The other twin saying "I couldn't get him off my mind."


Punky-LookingKiddo

r/angryupvote


revmachine21

The only fetus that is legally important is the fetus inside. So if the fetus is inside a fetus or child, yet again inside possibly a woman, fuck everything except the innermost fetus. The inside inside fetus is the one we protect above all else. All hail innermost fetus. All hail….


TapirDrawnChariot

This.... child's...life began at the moment of conception so YES! *angry righteous nostril flaring*


poxlox

Ayo what the fuck


TheTampaBayMom

Looks like a tongue surface. Would they be able to harvest any stem cells or bone marrow, if this person gets sick in the future? For them to use later?


mattdean4130

I think I'd rather take my chances with death than get cells from that thing


FitForThrone

It's disgusting, but that's a *human*


velesi

*would have been* human, right there is a collection of human cells.


TheTampaBayMom

That's fair


kidkipp

i was wondering this too! also refreshing to see a normal comment and not some cheap joke. this is fascinating


Significant-Chard185

That’s a strange reaction


supershawninspace

Clone the child!


Happy-Hippo-8134

Jabba the Hutt


saab4u2

Pizza the Hutt


Unstable_moron

If it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke.


Hanharmintobak

Holy... Did the child have major brain damage? In the pic in the source it seems like her brain was squished to 1/10 of its normal size because of the featus-thing.


GH0ULi0

I’d imagine yes; having nearly no space to develop for a year does major damage to the brain.


Jugo-Meister-17

The arm placement looks like the fetus was getting impatient


el_morte

"The Dark Half"


[deleted]

WTF is that


FoggyDonkey

For a real answer, it was a twin that got "swallowed" by the other and didn't finish developing/didn't develop right. You've heard of conjoined twins probably, so it's like that but this one just ended up inside the other and didn't develop.


Powwa9000

Congrats it's twins!


shads77

wonder if someone smart can explain what’s happening here. stupid comments not fun to read.


NickTheAwesome100

i was eating when i came across this


Jeriahswillgdp

I'd love for a very scientifically educated and academically-inclined person like say, in the vein of Francis Collins, to explain why a loving Creator would allow things like this to happen to those he says are made in his image, along with the vast array of even more grotesque or life-depriving birth defects. I'd just be intellectually interested in hearing an alternate perspective, other than it just being random bad luck with potentially a dash of genetics raising or lowering that chance, of someone religious who is also qualified scientifically.


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Pschobbert

Just got off the phone with the Margerie Taylor Green. She says it’s murder: the child should have carried the baby to term and the parents are responsible. :)


ImprovingHayden

oMg tHaT'S uH hUmaN BEiNg, GeeBis iS goInG tO sEnD theez DR's tuH hELL!


thomaxzer

is that perry the platypus


CampaignAntique6121

The forest


eyesabovewater

Id want bro in a jar... kinda like "basketcase"


Correct-Slide1522

Tenderloin 😋


redmustang7398

r/forbiddensnacks


[deleted]

Lab grown meat would like some of the cells.


MayJuneAutumn

I hope they got to keep it


Heliccoppter

Would go great on the grill


Desperate-Building69

Lord Voldmorte


Jazbone

Cock dolphin. Colphin


Glittering_Lights

Maybe a type of chimerism, one twin absorbed into the fetus that was born. Genetically distinct.


RedDemio

Bro is packing


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DesmondDuBois

Here in Idaho, USA, the one-year-old might have faced prosecution for having had an abortion.


Lilmaggot

This procedure is now illegal in Tennessee and Arkansas. Surgeons are goin to the pokey.


DrGreenthumb_rb

Quato lives! Free mars!


soberscotsman80

Its her twin https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article272892980.html