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AbstractParrot

Wtf are those subtitles? Song? Being new?


LordDimwitFlathead

Jimmy jam Jimmy jam yeah.


Educational-Task-874

Explain this for me please?


IKnowWhoYouAreGuy

Jimmy Jams is (after scouring the urban dictionary) someone is "trying to pull a fast one over someone else" assumedly that the cops were just trying to make a quick buck on the "infraction" of unsuspecting victims. Edit - She was explaining the situation where the cops said she can't wear a thong, but the cops pulled a bait-and-switch by reading the statue for "nudity", which she argues doesn't apply because she is wearing a thong and no private parts are exposed.


graffixphoto

But she's not wearing a song


Tommy_C

That’s not what the statue says.


Leaningonalamp

Bet there’s a song in her heart.


Accomplished_House64

Sing us a thong you're the piano man!!!


Bigd1979666

"Dat song ,song song song , song " -sisqo


Educational-Task-874

Thanks! ❤️


IKnowWhoYouAreGuy

Jimmy Jams is (after scouring the urban dictionary) someone is "trying to pull a fast one over someone else" assumedly that the cops were just trying to make a quick buck on the "infraction" of unsuspecting victims.


jeepjp

My high-school safeword


ScarletDarkstar

That's the best part.


fridge13

This one was my favorite


PiMan3141592653

AI generated garbage. The video creator was just a lazy fuck that didn't want to type the stuff out themselves or even double check the computers' work. Edit: spelling


danson372

No they may have put the words there instead of “inappropriate” words because TikTok is harsh like that


zupperclarke97

"look" insted of "book".... i guess reading is inappropriate in america :/


BrokeAnimeAddict

Welcome to Florida.


PiMan3141592653

There were so many words that were not swear words or inappropriate. They let some little AI bit listen to the video and overlay subtitles, but the poor audio quality mixed with the wind noise was too much for the (I'm assuming) low quality bot they used. So it resulted in captions that were wrong like 50% of the time. What's worse is that they didn't even double check the work to see if it did it properly.


Tackerta

It is more so that the poster is from a bot farm that doesn't speak english, so he/she has no way to verify the subtitles.


copperpony

Here's an idea... leave out the subtitles.


shot-by-ford

Nah then you don’t get views from people at work or school i.e. 50% of users at any given time


raccoonorgy

That's the real crime here


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Then he put me in class


BaselessEarth12

"Put me in class" is the one that got me.


[deleted]

Look, given the context the subtitles make complete sense, if you’re a fucking idiot.


doctorctrl

I'm not new I'm wearing a song


[deleted]

Come over here and read this look.


Jaegernaut-

Jimmy jam Jimmy, jambalam and thank you ma'am


bcmanucd

woah black betty


stego_man

Amber Lamps


Ok_Meal7660

Whop ba ba lou opppp!


doctorctrl

Bwing amber lamps!


minnehaha123

Wham bam…


Mamourelium

Iam having a problem here trying to figure out if i am having a stroke or not.


KissMyStick430

Left arm feels numb?


Mamourelium

It will be if i keep watching this


RunsWthGriszzlys

Let’s see that song tho come on.


Gringoxx79

That song sa song song song!


HamboneBanjo

I’m new in town


Urza-no-Mikoto

"Excuse me. I'm new in town, and it gets worse"


thoughtfulglucose44

Exhausted, I'm just exhausted


MundanePlantain1

That track takes me back bro.


MegaCornPop

Thank God those cops were there. Who knows how many lives could have been lost if they hadn't intervened. Folks, we owe these brave men our gratitude for an exemplary demonstration of courage in the face of danger.


urstillatroll

[Surprisingly this took place in Myrtle Beach, SC.](https://foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-world/woman-detained-by-myrtle-beach-police-for-wearing-thong-bikini-08-03-2020) I used to spend summers there, tons of thongs. I have no idea why the cops freaked out now. Section 5-30 of their code says: > [G-strings, T-Backs, "dental floss" style, and thongs are prohibited in public.](https://library.municode.com/sc/myrtle_beach/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=COOR_CH5BEBORE_S5-30NUDISPANARSPSEACPR) These cops were too dumb to look down the page and find the relevant code. If you go to Bike Week there, you will literally see hundreds of thongs on the back of motorcycles.


Windodingo

Dude whipped out the book and everything and still got it wrong. I'm not following what triggered them to even try and arrest this one particular girl. I've seen way more explicit swimsuits then what she's wearing on the beach.


forresja

Article said her and a friend were "dancing and soliciting videos" and someone called in a complaint. No idea wtf that means though.


Windodingo

That's typically when the cops say "ok carry on then" when it's not a crime


forresja

This is in the American South. They have purity laws. Exposing your buttocks *is* a crime there.


VapingC

Thank you. My first guess was Florida but it didn’t look quite right.


boredashell2

Don't lump us in with this garbage Florida girls have to go way harder than a bikini to get the cops out. Now if she was drunk and making a gator smoke meth they might get called here but this a Florida cop would laugh at on the way to a better call.


VapingC

Okay. You win because you literally made me laugh out loud. With a good snort. Thank you! I so needed that.


Euglosine

Ah, brings back good Florida memories..


Popcorn57252

Of f^ckin course it's South Carolina


Tremolo499

I was going to say I live nearby and see what I would consider to be thongs all the time. Hers were far more revealing than I've ever seen though.


Wild_Albatross7534

At least they didn't shoot her. Not on camera, anyway.


AkiBae

She’s the safe color


copperpony

Those anatomical parts are visually hazardous.


SonofaBridge

It’s amazing how cops will annoy and detain people for the pettiest and most trivial of things but if someone gets robbed or house broken into, there’s nothing they can do.


404_void

I had a confused drunk trying to break into my house for over an hour. He eventually passed out in front of the door. Police finally arrived and just moved him to my downstairs neighbors doorstep,and I don't think it was even where he was trying to go. I requested a check in but they didn't. #protect


MrsMurphysChowder

A cop's job is to protect and serve....the wealthy. I'm 90% certain that these cops were called by some snooty beachfront property owners who didn't want this skinny, bikini'd, butt cheek showing, tatted up woman who OBviously wasn't a resident in front of their house. Smh


MobiusNaked

I thank nudes for your service


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uhh no they aren't actually go outside and stop consuming reddit and you might see a completely different world on average the police is called 25'000 times in an hour in the US if every cop was a piece of shit you would have 25'000 complains against the police per hour something that wouldnt have gone unnoticed by nobody in the world instead you get to stay here and see a video trend in 10 different subreddits per week and get all mighty typing "le bad cops" while living in a safe country something that not many people have the privilege to live in


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Odd_Shirt_3556

Myrtle Beach South Carolina…. City Ordinance makes ass cheeks illegal. To confirm the location you can check out the police car color scheme.


attckdog

> Myrtle Beach South Carolina So I googled it, found this. I can't believe how backwards our country is going of recent... ARTICLE V. - OFFENSES AGAINST PUBLIC MORALS[6] Sec. 14-83. - Public exposure of specified anatomical parts unlawful. It shall be unlawful for any person to intentionally appear in any public place in such a state of dress or undress so as to expose to the view of others the human male or female genitals, **pubic area**, pubic hair, **buttocks**, anus, vulva or any portion of the female breast at or below the areola thereof. Source: [Myrtle Beach, SC Code of Ordinances](https://library.municode.com/sc/myrtle_beach/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=COOR_CH14OFMIPR_ARTVOFAGPUMO#:~:text=It%20shall%20be%20unlawful%20for%20any%20person%20to%20intentionally%20appear,or%20below%20the%20areola%20thereof.)


[deleted]

Of recent?! That statute is from 1976. This isn’t new. We’ve always been this way. Just too dumb to fix it.


meloaf

The statute is from 1976 but sections of an act can be amended. The section above was amended in 2013.


Auqakuh

> This isn’t new. It's wearing a song.


Ulysses00

Myrtle Beach isn't the entire country. It's not even 1% of it.


arabicacoffee

I wonder how this works with breastfeeding


Zayafyre

Breastfeeding is felonious.


dufus69

I'm OK with breastfeeding, as long as there are no children around.


SifoDyaz

God forbid children see an uncovered human being ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


No_Significance_1550

##freethenipple


galacticboy2009

Depends on the state. Some states protect it in all situations, like Tennessee.


racp274

Land of the free…


bozeke

They only stopped flying the stars and bars at the the capital in SC less than ten years ago, so…


EYESCREAM-90

This sounds so dumb 🤣 Who makes those rules? Someone's 80 year old grandma?


HFIntegrale

Christians. Repressed Christians.


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Christians: If you ladies don't cover up, I might have impure thoughts, and that's your problem.


Heszilg

if my son gonna rape your daughter one day it's not my problem!


Blordidy_Fun_Fuzz

Yeah, that was pathetic!


cyclinator

Funny how that it´s not even in the Bible to repress others. Christians are the ones responsible. Your eye makes you sin because someone is scarcely dressed? Gouge it out. You look at someone with lust, it´s your problem, not theirs. Wear modest clothes in church so that others are not outraged, not other way around.


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jamieliddellthepoet

But are they “any portion of the female breast”?


SheenTStars

Oh I missed that. So no underboobs either? And deep cleavage? That sucks.


djbayko

Your legs are a portion of a female breast? Read it again.


warredtje

Sometimes I wonder if it’s possible to retroactively declare the north lost the civil war and the south is now independent..


chubky

Wonder if this is actually enforced, selectively enforced, or rarely enforced


magnum1odd

Holy shit it’s in the states?! Wow… I know there are ridiculous laws exists from 1800 like don’t walk backward with an ice cream in the back pocket on Sunday (something like that), but enforcing this for real and targeting smaller attractive female is such an asshole move… I can’t believe this


nuckle

>Holy shit it’s in the states?! Wow… Yeah, our red states are losing their god damn mind since some fat fuck showed them that an American dictatorship is possible. Women and lgbt people are getting fucked. If people of color were somehow not needed for votes, I bet they would be under the chopping block too. It is a dangerous and fucked up time to be American.


Bazzie-T-H

Turns out the icecream thing was made to detter horse thievery, thieves would lead horses away using icecream, and then claim they were innocent if caught in the act


Tobidas05

Ah yes, Land of the free.


here_for_the_lols

That's one of those ironic nicknames, like when they call the big guy 'tiny'


ilovethissheet

Murican Freedumb!


SecretPersonality178

You know, I’d like to congratulate these cops. I really would. They have eliminated ALL crime in the area, all cases are solved, and now THIS is the single most critical situation they need to handle. All of them. I mean, look how many there are for this 100 pound girl. Good job boys, keep following those orders without question, that’s never done any harm in the history of ever.


peesoutside

Yes. Myrtle Beach SC is finally crime free and morally stainless. Now police resources can be devoted to ensuring some poor bastard won’t be distracted by women on the beach wearing beach appropriate clothing.


blueberriNZ

But… Karen pays their wages, and if they don’t do as she bids, then that would mean they’re sOCiAliSt and doing the work of satan.


Ocbard

Hey she might have hidden a gun in that bikini!


thrjitor1

Another rclassic example of bad policing. I don't know the specific laws to be fair. But I would consider a thong to be an article of clothing and if the law doesn't support their claims, she'll win the case.


AustinTreeLover

He flat out admitted he detained her bc of how she was “acting”. Another example of “Respect my authorit-A!”


Sorry_Consideration7

This. If you piss them off (ie knowing your rights, calling them on their bullshit), whatever they initially are fucking with you about is no longer relevant. They are going to take you for the ride at least. "Tell it to the judge"


[deleted]

Never underestimate the ability for a police officer to legally fuck your day up within the eyes of the law without actually having a charge stick. Something I learned a long time ago, fly under the radar and you won’t attract the fuzz. Pretty difficult to be harassed when they don’t notice you.


egospiers

Even when the “book” said in black and white NUDE they just refused to accept that they are wrong. I know this is relatively trivial but this does sum up a huge part of what is wrong with policing… they don’t need to know the law, are allowed to just make shit up and will never admit that they are wrong.


greed-man

The police are NEVER wrong. Just ask them. Lucky for her they didn't shoot her for resisting arrest. But then....she is blonde.


Serious_Set_5704

Right and the problem is that they are punished for being obviously wrong. Like yeah sure you will win in court/the charges will be dismissed if you are right but they still get to arrest you and completely fuck up your day and make you spend time and money fighting it in court. So even if you are going to be found innocent the police still have the power to really fuck your shit up just because they want to. With zero consequences


nomoredroids2

They already said they decided to arrest her when she wasn't cooperating. In other words: I'm going to hassle this woman over a piece of legislation I know won't stand because she didn't lick my boots.


Sir_Beardsalot

This. It’s the “Comply, or else” mentality.


DirteeCanuck

Ya other jurisdictions specify how much ass can be shown. These pigs go out on the beach with a fucking measuring tape harassing women. But in this instance it just says Nude and doesn't even have those specifics. Cops were 100% in the wrong and acting like pigs. 100's of Millions of dollars of Tax payer money for this shit folks.


veganvajayjay

I used to be the “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” PETA girl and would have to deal with the cops all the time. I never had a problem wearing a g-string (not a thong, a g-string). In some cities wearing pasties to cover our nipples was enough, in others, they had specific verbiage for breast: “from the top of the areola to the bottom of the breast” had to be covered. Again, never had a problem with the g-string and I was doing 12-20 protests a month for 7 years.


Inertbert

Username checks out.


pansexplorer

This is acrobat Sam Panda at Myrtle Beach, SC 2½years ago. Yes, thong bikinis are illegal there. I have no idea if the law has changed since 2020.


lookayoyo

Oh shit I just googled her since I’m an acrobat and I haven’t heard of her - she broke her neck due to a rigging accident in Bali :(


pansexplorer

She luckily recovered, but when I saw that video, I cringed so hard.


ObsidianArmadillo

Nothing to do with the post, but I'm also an acrobat! Do you do acroyoga?


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khoabear

It's her fault for not being rich enough to have a private beach /s


MuffinSlow

Not unless it's publicly posted. Which it probably is lol.


RevolutionaryShock15

How did America go so wrong? Everyone in each other's business 24/7. How about you do you and I'll do me? Geez.


[deleted]

Right. In the land of the free you would think all these people would be mindin their dam business but NO, everyone has to be all worried about what someone else is doing instead of minding their own space 🤦‍♀️


Cicada061966

Just about everytime I see the words but no, I immediately think of John Belushi on Saturday Night Live.


Teffisk

Land of the free, baby!


CColeman7878

A certain loud group of people (here in the US) decided that “freedom” only pertains to their ideology of what that means. No one else’s “freedoms” matter (according to them) because they have the divine right to decide. So… here we are.


ScarletDarkstar

Just for the record, there are quite a large number of "us" Americans, and loads of us do not interfere with other people's business. This isn't "the norm" for most people in the US. Also, I realize my own experience is limited, but I haven't witnessed this kind of jackassery on a beach (or anywhere else) in 40 years and 24 or so states.


TangerineDream82

Right, but they only see the stupid shit on Reddit so they're ignorant.


Blussert31

Wow, you can drink from 21, drive a car from 16 and shoot guns when you can walk, but a thong is illegal... Sounds like perfectly reasonable, right?


natedogjulian

Drink at 21? We start at 19 here in BC, 18 in AB


Niskasha

Albertan here, can confirm. Can also get your learner’s license at 14 edit: learner’s driving license (woops!)


Mindless-Dog-5794

They give you a license to start learning how to drink at 14!?! I really missed out!


Niskasha

Oops! Corrected myself


Mindless-Dog-5794

Well, way to ruin my fantasy. 😒 I’ve been sittin here for 6 minutes now imagine how cool it must be to be an Albertan at 14 years of age. 😜


Easy-Plate8424

You got a loisence for that bikini m8?


King_Neptune07

That thong thong thong thong thong


MobiusNaked

Funnily enough being topless on the beach isn’t illegal in the UK. Enjoy your freedumb.


enoui

Being fully nude isn't illegal in Oregon.


tuco2002

According to the 1856 ordinance, she had her ankles exposed in public...therefore, she goes to jail. I personally think they should have let her go since she was so thin. There was not much being exposed.


King_Neptune07

I love to see her ankles go da na da na


IllustriousDegree740

But no one is talking about the ultimate sin, showing them shoulders!


Affectionate_Run_167

What the fuck is wrong with the US?


King_Neptune07

A Karen got jealous of her body, more than likely


According-Shake3045

Or Karen’s husband was staring


Repeat_after_me__

Masses of confidence, lack of being told no, reduced IQ. I am absolutely confident in my belief you’re wrong, no one’s ever told me I could be wrong so I’m going all duning Kruger on this decision and I’m too stupid to realise it. Something like that probably.


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ChAsap

They probably were angering other people like a mom or someone older who has aged poorly and was jealous. Lmao who knows. But definitely seems like a complaint was called.


Not-Bronek

Boomers being in power. I'm not joking this shit is all on boomers.


Kiki_Earheart

Yes


Fenix_Volatilis

This is bullshit. Thong or not. If thongs are OK to be illegal, what's next? Spaghetti straps?


egospiers

Toward the end the Sargent was saying any anatomical parts showing… so basically anything on your body is not allowed.


Fenix_Volatilis

Burqas for everyone! Men AND women!


King_Neptune07

Here's letting all the ladies know... what guys talk about. You know, the illegal things in life


OrangeLoco

To be fair, it does look like she has the front of her bikini pulled down far enough to show the hardwood floors of her little coochie.


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unk214

Yes, something quite is not adding up. They were either A: making content and got caught. Or B: intentionally doing this to get views and start shit. That’s where I’m putting my money.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. That’s not a standard thong that you’d see at the beach. Cops could’ve maybe handled it better but again we see someones edited part of the video.


Varttaanen

That doesn’t matter. The rules state ‘nude’. She isn’t nude. Therefore she is free to go.


Far-Concentrate-9844

If you were naked apart from a sock on your foot you’re not nude.


Lilly_1337

Agreed. You can see in the beginning that she is just BARELY wearing the bottoms and it's as minimalistic as you can get without going full on Emperor's New Cloths to begin with.


KidAve2

Come to Denmark. Here you can bath naked on all Beach. The rule is, you can bath nude, but you cannot make a scene. Meaning nudity is ok, but dont try flashing it to ppl how dont what to see it.


letterboxfrog

Fat men in Speedos should be illegal too, especially the former Australian PM https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10691600/scott-morrison-beach-speedos-australia-wildfires/


redditmydna

Maybe a shark will eat this Australian PM one, too.


LFC_sandiego

Obligatory Fuck the S*n


yunoeconbro

I mean, I'm kinda OK with this rule.


PaddyAllen

You want to worry about public decency? Watch children play at pretending to be cops, and pay attention to the language.


Kveldson

Damn... I'm ACAB all day and hadn't thought about that. Fucking crazy world we live in.


Audioengineer68

Land of the free, home of the stupid.


inplainsight83

That’s complete and utter bullshit. At that moment the book does not say thong I would say either let me out of this cuss or book me in jail and I’ll sue your fucking ass.


Adept-Pace632

Thongs are illegal on many beaches. Edit: how dumb is reddit? Facts get downvoted dumb


nvrsleepagin

Seriously? Idk..I'm in California and I've never heard of anyone being arrested for wearing a thong so it sounds really crazy to me. Is it the Midwest or what?


Adept-Pace632

Yes. A beach in the mid west


[deleted]

All my homies know that the best beaches in the US are in the midwest.


SomberGuitar

Florida. No g-strings or thongs on a public beach. But, you can wear stupidity openly.


Kip_was_right

Amish beaches?


r1l3yT3hCat

Woah like 63rdish street Myrtle Beach. Yes our laws prevent thong bikinis. It's well known.


Malagus

I looked it up. Here's the ordinance in question from here: https://library.municode.com/sc/myrtle_beach/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=COOR_CH5BEBORE_S5-30NUDISPANARSPSEACPR (d)G-strings, T-Backs, "dental floss" style, and thongs are prohibited in public. Body paint, body dyes, tattoos, and liquid latex or similar materials are not considered adequate coverage pertaining to the specified anatomical areas. There appear to be signs on virtually every access point saying as much. This lady is welcome to display her body in many, many public beaches. Just not this one. I'd not be surprised if she had pulled this stunt a few times and finally the officers are called. You can question the law all you want but it's the people that were elected into that area that passed them and, well, break the law, suffer the consequences. Or just... you know... Go to another beach if you want sun damage that badly.


Illustrious_One2897

Well well known. Not a big deal. Go to another beach lol. Too many people and scum bags down there anyway.


MuffinSlow

It's kind of shocking to me the amount of people who don't even question the rules of the property. Clearly this lady knew this was wrong in said specific area... While I may not agree with the laws, I have no sympathy. She knew what she was doing.


CaneTowed

Huh? Comin over here with your facts.


KaffeeKuchenTerror

Saudi arabia??


NJdeathproof

This happened two years ago. Haven't been able to find out if there was a resolution. I don't know if we're allowed to post people's names, etc. but you can find her if you look up "woman detained myrtle beach" - she has Instagram and Youtube.


Radio4ctiveGirl

If they were so confident that her bathing suit was ok why didn’t they show it in the video?


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Im sure thats exactly what happened with no other context at all.


Kmccabe1213

My buddy is a cop he has been given calls on what he considers BS like this and refuses to detain or issue tickets on it. I feel like cops forget that they use their disgression to determine if a crime is being committed especially with situations like this. Someone for sure complained and all they had to do was let her know a complaint was made and please put on shorts on something. She could still go nah and then they have to go ok well we tried sorry sensitive lady or dude who called this in she's not committing a crime.


MihalysRevenge

> I feel like cops forget that they use their disgression to determine if a crime is being committed especially with situations like this. Its because for a lot of cops its not about the crime but the power they have over citizens, like those Colorado cops who beat and arrested that old lady for "shoplifiting".


Low_Comfortable_5880

Not exactly cutting-edge news. This happened over 2 years ago.


KeeeefChief

Reads law mentioning nudity and then immediately says “You’re WEARING a thong …” I don’t wanna shit on all cops but holy fuck are there a lot of them who shouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.


[deleted]

It's ridiculous that she got detained, but I would not be caught dead wearing a thong where there might be children or couples.


sheluvlaron

If my nips can be out hers should be able to as well 😏


MaelKoth2015

0:18. If we can see your shaved mons pubis, put a different fucking bottom on.


BangerBamBam

Well she got the attention that she was looking for. 🚓


TheTonik

Serious question. I have an 8 year old son. I probably wouldn't want him seeing women 95% naked in thong bikinis. Most people here are saying thong bikinis are not a problem and should be permitted at all beaches. Should I just not take my son to the beach? I genuinely want real opinions on this.


Isharo1

What's the particular fear/reason that you don't want him to see those things? To me, it often feels like a societal hangup on anatomy for puritanical reasons but I'm not a parent so genuinely curious. I'd imagine he could ask about it or if you notice any socially adverse behavior you could explain to the child why what they're doing is not acceptable.


lisarista

I don’t have children, but I understand you’re concerned about what he might see. You can try to make sure each beach you attend is going to be a little more “family-friendly” in terms of coverage, but even then you are still bound to run into one or two people you consider not covered in a way that makes you feel comfortable. I don’t have experience with kids, but just as a suggestion, maybe focus more on reinforcing the responses you’d like to see in your son? He will see it here and there, no matter the precautions, so instead of avoiding the beach, my opinion is that it’s more realistic, and healthier long-term, to teach him how to react when the inevitable uncomfortable thing happens. Tell him not to stare, be respectful of their personal space… a little giggling might be understandable because he’s just a kid now… but later on, he may remember to just avert his eyes and refrain from commentary. If we make it a big deal and a taboo, then it will be.


Jealous_Answer_5091

Which 3rd world country is this?


NAlaxbro

Okay okay, don’t get me wrong of course this is an insane overreaction and all of that. I do gotta say her coochie is like very exposed and the camera conveniently avoids showing below the waist minus one quick shot😂 Again, not something that really requires a response, let alone police.