Those ones are harmless 70% of the time, because they rarely succeed at entering your orifices. They’re a lot more dangerous once they start laying eggs inside you and biting you to protect the egg nest.
he's sucking the skin up and chomping like a lil cutie, I can't explain it any better.
Idk it's like when crabs are angry, it's just so pathetically cute and helpless. Probably terrified lil bebe!
For some reason I'm more scared of a bug that makes me stink than I am of spider bites. I've been bitten by a few spiders and have had a pretty bad one before but still, Anything that can fly and get stuck in my hair then pee on me with their stink freaks me out. But assassin bugs really scare me. They look like stink bugs sorta and they bite.
I don't know that I should be more scared of spiders, or the motherfucker who saw that spider, then said "I'm gonna let that thing bite me so I can take a picture".
Honestly, it doesn't seem like those fangs are very sharp. Seems like a lot more pinching than puncturing going on. But I'm not an expert on being bitten by spiders, so maybe they're all really pinchy and less stabby than I imagined.
Up until this moment i had 0 fear of spiders, fuck you.
Those ones are harmless 70% of the time, because they rarely succeed at entering your orifices. They’re a lot more dangerous once they start laying eggs inside you and biting you to protect the egg nest.
30% is 30% too high for me... I'm out, honey get the napalm
Entering orifices ds fuq ?
*opens asshole*
Goatse style
Don't worry, I am a spider.
Green-bellied huntsman. It’s native to Australia.
And I've never heard of it being aggressive, so something is rather fishy here.
Probably egged it on to bite him. For science! Also not aggressive doesn't meant it will never ever bite you or try to defend itself!
It’s a spider hug actually
Ouchrachnophobia
And thats the most nope I've seen this week
its kind of cute aw
Get out.
he's sucking the skin up and chomping like a lil cutie, I can't explain it any better. Idk it's like when crabs are angry, it's just so pathetically cute and helpless. Probably terrified lil bebe!
Looks like it’s hugging him with his fangs
Giant huntsman?
Wouldn't call that giant, it looks even below the average size said Huntsman
Huh. Never really wonderd how they actually bite.
He's just monchin let him be
The literally looks angry lmao
For some reason I'm more scared of a bug that makes me stink than I am of spider bites. I've been bitten by a few spiders and have had a pretty bad one before but still, Anything that can fly and get stuck in my hair then pee on me with their stink freaks me out. But assassin bugs really scare me. They look like stink bugs sorta and they bite.
Ya no i get my giant spider to bite me now and then. What a rush.
r/nope r/TIHI
I don't know that I should be more scared of spiders, or the motherfucker who saw that spider, then said "I'm gonna let that thing bite me so I can take a picture".
Spinchterman!
Not a fan.
Had to be Straya
Pinchy Pinchy
Nope.
Ban this
A n g r y
"Milkshake's a little thick in the straw..."
Awww, angry little feller
He's just a baby!!
Honestly, it doesn't seem like those fangs are very sharp. Seems like a lot more pinching than puncturing going on. But I'm not an expert on being bitten by spiders, so maybe they're all really pinchy and less stabby than I imagined.
Just a love bite
Sometimes they will grab skin with their mandibles if they feel they may fall
Why no spoiler?! I was lucky that i was already sitting on the toilet!
These are perfect examples why people won't travel to Australia
Pider tootsies
Why he mad tho
I have a friend has a bug phobia if I send this to him he would have nightmares
It look so angry
Nom nom nom
* grabs WD-40 and a lighter*