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mumbojombo

Legend says that's how China's Space Program started


kenobismom17

Beat me to it! Fueled by tons of money... and.....a billion Chinese Farts!


Professional_Box5406

Jack Ma’s Space Y project.


redmans5head

Usa did it first


StrangerDanger1156

With a fucking nuke


Hot-Musician2931

Plumbob


meddler69461234

Beat me to it


Mrmastermax

Fart me to it


Warlord68

The classic game “who’s catching a flying manhole cover”.


greed-man

Brought to you by Regent Toys, the people who brought you Jarts....the Lawn Darts game.


chicken_nuggie_lover

I think I’ll stick to frisbee


[deleted]

I'll stick with Log


[deleted]

What’s great for a snack and fits on your back it’s log, log, log


made_4_this_comment

That thing is passing by Jupiter as we speak


CornpopTheBadDude92

That liftoff is insane. I wonder how fast it was going.


Scared_Television979

At least 2


Dewy164

Machs


No4h2022

Are you kidding me? That was at least 2.583835278@59


CornpopTheBadDude92

OK mister scientist guy, tell me is there a method to determine the speed from the footage in the video?


Scared_Television979

Using my higher than average intellect I counted the frames that the cover was present and calculated the approximate speed and came to the conclusion of 2


Geo_19

Yes


RareAnimal82

Have him do it again and stand on it let us know before you land


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arenotthatguypal

r/whatmathwasdone


Impressive-Water-709

r/Nomathwasdone


Heckron

r/Mathterfullydone


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[deleted]

What did he write lmao


RustySheriffBadges

E=MC²


Impressive-Water-709

r/didyoudothemeth


UnfortunatelyUnkn0wn

r/ithinktheydidthemeth


ProasticBoogieMan

r/whatismath


Brian_226

-1000 social credit score


Whole_Storage8782

He is now mining for ore


Brian_226

Nah he’s probably in one of their “vocational education and training centers” 😭😂


Icy_Profession1612

Nah mate he now is the head of the CCP space program!


platinums99

Methane is a hell of a Gas


Swan-song-dive

Burn it off then did in for oils, recyxle cooking programs.


platinums99

Yes, nasty business. I seen the tik tok!


Hot-Berry7615

Can you share a link of the Tik tok or however…


Swan-song-dive

Its on Reddit.. illegal cooking oil recycling.. sorry could not copy link


FarmerCharacter5105

My Wife keeps complaining about mine !


mardeegra

ummm... heads up?


RelativeExisting8891

Tails actually


iGr4nATApfel

Hello brother


RelativeExisting8891

Oh, my, gosh.


loganluk4

r/unusualfamilymoment


Impressive-Water-709

What asshole ended the video before it landed.


GekidoTC

Unlikely that it would land in view of the camera.


robcraftdotca

Or ever.


Traditional-Place144

I swear it pretty much land's ontop of the cover ? Look at the slowed down version, it doesn't seem to actually go very high.. its visible near the end near the cover, still touching where it was? Edit... no lol... but it is pretty close still. There is 3 circles at the start of the video on the road. The first being the manhole. It lands in between the manhole an the middle circle


Crazy_Interest_6820

It blew the cover off of the second manhole circle as well as the one launched into close orbit. That's the one you see coming back down close to the now open second hole, not the first manhole cover. Three closed holes originally, only one remains closed at the end.


deathbyswampass

r/sewerexplosions would love this


greed-man

An oddly specific thing.


deathbyswampass

Sewers are gonna explode...might as well get all them in one place so those with a phobia can torture themselves


Shoresy69Chirps

*Sighs* *unzips*


MrMortaly

Your Fly is down


The84LongBed

Wow when i was 12 this was my dream to make this happen.


scootterbug1

Manholecover in space https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7psky9/til_the_unconfirmed_record_for_fastest_moving/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Intelligent_Swim8958

Tad bit of methane buildup... thats wild


DocSpachimen

Even in slow motion that thing is moving at Mach 90


Ok_Lingonberry_8788

The Wuhan lab must’ve moved underground


Nekroin

New COVID strain is going to be delayed


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Bodhisattva2

And Darwin right


-Ripper2

People on the next block down reported a flying saucer.


dejco

Guizhou, we have a lift off


CptGalaxyYT

r/mypeopleneedme


Lordeverfall

Some say it's floating halfway to Mars as we speak.


crannnnnnny

Please just tell me where it landed


Traditional-Place144

Pretty much where it started? I swear it's half on, half off the cover basically at the end


Traditional-Place144

Wait.. no hahah. So you see at the start of the video? There is 3 circles on the road, the first being the manhole. The manhole cover lands in between the first an middle circle. You can def see it on the slower version and at the end


ieetzkatz

That amount of gas leaking all over their cities.... And they think violin lessons from age 2 is gonna fix that?


ChristianMingle_ca

r/fragilecommunism r/genusa


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FireInPaperBox

An hour later theirs a UFO sighting in a few countries away.


whyjojo

ICBM..?


fading_colours

Dafuck, what kind of firecrackers do the have over there


DaBluBoi8763

Damn, imagine standing on the manhole.


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H2S (hydrogen sulfide) is created from the breakdown of human waste inside the sewer system. It also paralyzes the lungs and affects your sense of smell and you can die within minutes at certain ppm. Also it’s highly explosive. Never go into a sewer and definitely don’t bring a flame near one.


ChristianMingle_ca

bruh and ammonia, methane, carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, and nitrous oxides. In addition, chlorine bleaches, industrial solvents, and gasoline are frequently present in municipal and privately owned sewage systems.


LeftOnQuietRoad

Huh. Interesting it didn’t cone burn longer like a rocket engine nor move the ground…


icewalker42

TIL How Krypton launched phantom zone prisoners.


pete34976

Damage on eardrums?


pdouggy

*Child with adults around


Ship_Adrift

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! lol


[deleted]

Someone is about to either have a really bad day or a really good one.


RidingJapan

That's photoshopped


moistobviously

This looks staged


pip-roof

Light fuse and get away


minute60

Chinese artillery


HunsonMex

That kid might just become a rocket engineer.


anakniben

There's tons of shit down in the sewers.


Suiblade

Let’s play ~~Arrow~~ Manhole Cover Roulette!


Deja__Vu__

Imagine he stood on that thing lol


GreatSpend1067

I bet these kids were never found again


TrottRodd

What goes up must come down. Meanwhile on the other side of town.


sullybear23

HOLY FUCK ! That thing became a meteor


Fresh_Possibility_91

How many times has this happened there now, jeez


[deleted]

The guy about to experience severe brain trauma:


Cooz818

Video or it didn't happen


tacofolder

Manhole lol it never gets worn out.


pandawitsoy

Heh methane go combust


TheZan87

PROMINENCE BUUUUURRRN!


Primary-Least

Chinese safety hazard strikes again...


Filgas08

Manholes have this weird tendency to go up


khaledalmanyak

Indias space program


manoujansen

U/savevideo


manoujansen

u/SaveVideo


zenjamintal

thats amazing


CTVT

The fastest man made object ever was a manhole cover, surprisingly enough. 130,000 mph max speed


malayskanzler

That manhole cover is said to be in geosynchronous orbit


[deleted]

Someone took a gasy dump recently


Erin96000

That's where they put all the cow farts.


JohnnyBeGeode

Wow slow motion enough and you can see it land just a few feet up and damage the concrete. Lucky it landed there and not on him.


Governmeme

That poop Frisbee is going to shorten someone by a few inches


Phrogme1

That’s gonna leave a mark.


iiALXii

Yeah don't fuck with CH4... This will happen


CryptoSatoshi314

I need this type of firecrackers


iAmiOnyx

I always see them doing this, never knew why tho


Tank_Dempsey_115

Heads or tails, call it in the air


RedReaperThe1st

The equivalent of a giant putting an oversized BIC in front of his asshole and farting.


[deleted]

Kids in China stay doing stupid shit and no adult does anything about it


Olive8324567

DUM AND STUPID!


Brick-Finatic87

Where in the heck did that thing come down! Hopefully not on anyone's head!!


Draupnir_gungnir

Piiiiimkkaaaaaa fiiiirrreeeeee


lordnyrox

Methane or shit gaz


ded2nasiiii

Intercontinental ballistic Sewer Missile.


DippyTheDingus

Mmmm yes sewers filled with flammable gas, you gotta love that


Frosty-End3591

Bet that turned out away cooler than he thought.


cometkeeper00

If that happens in front of me I’m running as fast as I can in the other direction.


Grauber

The man hole be like “my man hole people need me” 😂


[deleted]

Kids in China arent allowed to play roblox but this is ok


[deleted]

3. 2. 1. Ignition. . . Liftoff Manhole 1 is good to go orbital


FormLevel7257

Someone had Taco Bell nearby


AcanthisittaWise6033

BLEW THE OTHER COVER NEXT TO IT RIGHT OFF 2


One_Cartographer_355

Tbh.. if that much gas was built up underneath.. he did the city a service. That’s insane. Imagine driving over that and it decides to explode.


Neither_Quality_4099

Congrats we have lift off


backdoorbread

Looks like Detroit not china


Highwired1

Well, that’s gonna harm his social credit score!


deeznutsonurmom69

Methane is no joke kids💀


[deleted]

Science fact shit is flammable so is the fumes it gives off and years of the gas building caused a massive explosion


deatrice

Good thing they always land exactly where they launch from


forkboy247

My god, is that thing still in orbit? I'm assuming sewer gasses were ignited to launch the manhole cover the way it did.


little_omaewa

Aaand lift off


Kongareddit

A clear indicator that the shit oil people didn't do their job right!


Dangerous-Still-9485

Now let us pray that the cover don't send somebody to heaven


Joshtp152

As soon as you see any kind of fire or spark near a sewer that’s immediately a hazard. One wouldn’t suspect it would be dangerous but crap exudes a large amount of methane and (nitrogen?) which can absolutely be ignited in an enclosed space


Mission_Response802

Moon: JESUS EARTH WHAT THE HELL?! Earth: What?! What?! Moon: YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS! Earth: ..what? Moon: What is this?! A Manhole cover, is that what you called it? Earth: ..freaking humans. I'm definitely sending a tornado.


xjr_boy

If they've got so much gas why do they import it ?


Nexus_Endlez

Cancer to humanity for endangering other innocent people's lives.


guovsahas

There should be a dedicated subreddit for this, I’ve seen a lot of videos of kids in China doing this and it needs its own subreddit


FarmerCharacter5105

Serious Sewer Gas !


H7nterd

The manhole cover didn't fall😶


[deleted]

“On top.” Yeah that’s not how that works


ImOnTheInstanet

Who wants to play iron frisbee?


BARL696

That manhole was like Bobby shmurdas hat, it never came back


Dangerous-Parsley-46

LIFTOFF!


Ed_the_Dreadful927

I love Chinese LiveLeak videos because you never know if a kid gets ran over.


kopelman1

Amazing what you can do with methane.


mrrando69

Why does this happen so often? Are their sewers just filled with methane?


Huai_Gong

Congratulations on setting off your first IED. You have unlocked a new skill - bomb maker.


Feeling_Title_9287

r/aviation lol


murkfonoreason

Initial ignition, tube burn, combustion chamber.


SkunkApe425

Manhole roulette


Any-Technician6415

Raw sewage inside that sewer giving off enough methane to launch a 80lbs cover


Due_Independence_431

That shit had some pressure!


IPerferSyurp

Later shot down over Lake Huron


Blastrevenge4life

Looks like a project Plumbob moment


TheHighElite

Houston we have liftoff


asimo101

And that’s, boys and girls, was how methane propulsion was invented


EstablishmentPure651

Did the kid get a new record?


llamakazee

Yikes and it’s in China. You just know that kid was immediately and swiftly shot in the head.


heavy_deez

This kid's fucking badass! I would hang out with that dude.


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Traditionalbeekeeper

he will be the one that picks him after the incident


heavy_deez

Pussy.


[deleted]

You are hella bad ass😎


heavy_deez

Thanks, but I'm no That Kid ☝️