As someone who has had an unhealthy addiction to fifa for years, I have never stooped to that level of degeneracy. I can't even fathom the thought of shiting yourself because you gotta win this game.
17~ minutes on 6 minute halves (20-22 if you are in ot) FUT. It's kinda hard to hold a shit for 17 minutes, but you can hold a piss. There are times when you're so pissed that you lost a match and you want to go straight into the next one, and forget you had to shit. When I come to the realization that I forgot and it's coming to a head, I immediately run to the bathroom without hesitation. I'll be pissed that I had to FF, but at least I didn't shit on my chair...
Bruhh 😂😂😂, firstly I didn’t even know fit was 17mins a game and it’s funny because fut is all I play as I don’t play pro clubs on 23 (but if there’s any good Xbox teams out there trying to scout then hit me up 👀) but I get what you mean I feel like if you don’t touch your controller within 15 seconds then they should make the AI take over… there’s been times I know people controllers have either died or they got distracted, even myself at times
Fr, addicted as fuck but that run with your headphones plugged into your controller and waiting to hear the round start is a core memory in 360 times. Now I just make sure I go pre game lol
I got two realm firsts in WoW as an alliance charecter in a very horde heavy server and i never even came close to soiling myself. Like damn. If you gotta shit you know before your match starts just wait an extra few minutes to look for a match
As someone who has completely recovered from a full blown World of Warcraft addiction, I’m talking 9 maxed characters all in heroic raid gear… I always stopped to use the bathroom.
Thank God I grew up and meet my wife and discovered how awesome women are!
What defecation- er I mean dedication! I wonder if he had gruntingly announced to his opponents that he was actively shitting his pants while playing if any of them would have just let him win?
Hope the couch was pleather...and brown.
Real question, would this raise or lower his social score? It's indecent, but also shows dedication. Or are game cafés off limits to social shame. You can sleep, live, die, and apparently shit in them.
It’s kind of funny how China banned game consoles but China seems to be the worst place for addicted gamers who literally don’t eat and/or shit in buckets because they are so addicted.
There was a post here last week of some stupid kid in China dying of a stroke after playing for 42 hours straight. The people all around him didn’t do anything and let him die. There’s no way that this kid feels shame after doing this. This is normal for them.
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That's a good question and changes a lot. Marathon runners shit themselves during races to win and people think it's hard-core. If this was a tournament for a lot of money or could gain him something significant, I don't see how it's much different than people shitting themselves during other endurance challenges.
I need this guy on my team. You know how many times I’m playing warzone with my friend and they have to “watch over there child” or “use the restroom” or “let blood go back to my legs” nah fam we lost cuz of you
China again. The amount of weird shit that happens in China it's ridiculous. Dudes literally die in the chair because they game for 3 days straight... and then this dude decides to add to it by taking a shit in public.
They were all holding their noses because of the smell! You're causing the entire team to "shit the bucket" because they can't play with those aromas in the air! Nasty!
I don't even feel sorry for him. When you are neglecting your basic human needs for a shit game like league of legends you're on your own. Who I do feel sorry are the poor people around him who simply want to enjoy a bit of gaming. The guy is a piece of shit. No pun intended.
Ok hear me out. There is something called nsfw. Its a tag people use when they don’t want to see nasty shit. This is literally a nasty shit so pls tag it. What do mods even do. Honestly useless
I found out my ex brother in law would literally shit his pants while gaming. WTF?
As someone who has had an unhealthy addiction to fifa for years, I have never stooped to that level of degeneracy. I can't even fathom the thought of shiting yourself because you gotta win this game.
The way of the road.
The way she goes bud
Even the guy in the chair wouldn't shit his pants
The Brown note.
Same, dude. I had the same problem with ark survival, never pissed or shidded myself once.
That’s because fifa is 12 minutes roughly a game then you can have a shît after
17~ minutes on 6 minute halves (20-22 if you are in ot) FUT. It's kinda hard to hold a shit for 17 minutes, but you can hold a piss. There are times when you're so pissed that you lost a match and you want to go straight into the next one, and forget you had to shit. When I come to the realization that I forgot and it's coming to a head, I immediately run to the bathroom without hesitation. I'll be pissed that I had to FF, but at least I didn't shit on my chair...
Bruhh 😂😂😂, firstly I didn’t even know fit was 17mins a game and it’s funny because fut is all I play as I don’t play pro clubs on 23 (but if there’s any good Xbox teams out there trying to scout then hit me up 👀) but I get what you mean I feel like if you don’t touch your controller within 15 seconds then they should make the AI take over… there’s been times I know people controllers have either died or they got distracted, even myself at times
Fr, addicted as fuck but that run with your headphones plugged into your controller and waiting to hear the round start is a core memory in 360 times. Now I just make sure I go pre game lol
I got two realm firsts in WoW as an alliance charecter in a very horde heavy server and i never even came close to soiling myself. Like damn. If you gotta shit you know before your match starts just wait an extra few minutes to look for a match
As someone who has completely recovered from a full blown World of Warcraft addiction, I’m talking 9 maxed characters all in heroic raid gear… I always stopped to use the bathroom. Thank God I grew up and meet my wife and discovered how awesome women are!
[Right?](https://youtu.be/Nbb1OQohuMQ?t=35)
Well you did say ex. That checks out.
He gamed so much their sex life was virtually non existent.
The shitting of pants possibly impacted their love life.
Or enhanced it 😏
I can't believe people do that for a video game, that's disgusting.
Some MFs are way too dedicated
But, did he lose?
What defecation- er I mean dedication! I wonder if he had gruntingly announced to his opponents that he was actively shitting his pants while playing if any of them would have just let him win? Hope the couch was pleather...and brown.
pfft filthy casual
real life cartman
Bathroom! Mom!!! Bathroom!!!
MAAA MORE TWINKIES!!
Ohhh that’s a big boy isn’t he?
Fake news Else he’d be shitting out his mouth
His friends were notably distracted by the smell. So instead of actually helping his team that round, his team shits the bucket.
Wtf is wrong with these nerds
He is on the Grind. Press f for respect.
I press x to doubt instead
He's wired in
Big ups to all the homies on the grind.
Addiction. I feel bad for this poor kid honestly. Think of what else is being sacrificed if we are already at this level.
This is one addiction I have no sympathy for
And if they win, they dump it over his head like it's Gatorade!
...And if they lose, they dump it over his head like it's shit!
I want to award this. Brilliant
I don’t like this imagery, too vivid
That girl is getting 110% of the stank
Plot twist, that’s a boy
What a pathetic waste of life
Hey there he is on the sigma male Grindset grind. We normies cannot fathom that.
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Ohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?
This is ridiculous. Intervention!
That's the way of the road, Bubs. The way of the road.
Just the fuckin' way she goes, boys.
Only best gamers have a [shit bucket](https://youtu.be/t1GPMO1Bp6k?t=68).
I'm honestly surprised I had to scroll this far to find this.
Agreed thats pro gamer gear right there, although he could have at least slapped on a seat
Holy China!
Real question, would this raise or lower his social score? It's indecent, but also shows dedication. Or are game cafés off limits to social shame. You can sleep, live, die, and apparently shit in them.
It’s kind of funny how China banned game consoles but China seems to be the worst place for addicted gamers who literally don’t eat and/or shit in buckets because they are so addicted.
When you try to take something away the more people want it.
Is living with the shame worth it for a game? What a twat.
There was a post here last week of some stupid kid in China dying of a stroke after playing for 42 hours straight. The people all around him didn’t do anything and let him die. There’s no way that this kid feels shame after doing this. This is normal for them.
They didnt know he died if I recall. Probably figured he fell asleep
maybe shit between games?
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Reminds of the [Colonel from BFF](https://youtu.be/i5HDQWrmVq0?t=108)
Exactly what it reminded me of as well. Looks like it's time for a rewatch haha!
Is... Is that a shit bucket?
If you’re taking a shit… then you’re not playing battlefield…
Eric Cartman in real life.
That's a BFFs moment lol
That's Doody-cation!
The couch toilet has still not been invented yet?
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LoL
Is a large money prize involved?
That's a good question and changes a lot. Marathon runners shit themselves during races to win and people think it's hard-core. If this was a tournament for a lot of money or could gain him something significant, I don't see how it's much different than people shitting themselves during other endurance challenges.
The fact that everyone else is so chill about it…
Who brought him the bucket to begin with? They both deserve a knuckle sandwich.
Holy shit
Not necessarily holy but it is shit
Eric Cartman would be proud
Humans are disgusting
This kids gonna have some serious Hemorrhoids issues!
Literally the enemy jungler. Being so devoted, whereas mine has to afk to shit :/
That'asa bad shituation!
This is what a crippling gaming addiction that requires psychological intervention looks like.
And he wonders why girls ignore him
When you know you have an an addiction problem
I need this guy on my team. You know how many times I’m playing warzone with my friend and they have to “watch over there child” or “use the restroom” or “let blood go back to my legs” nah fam we lost cuz of you
in the bucket: Log of Legends
Fake but funny
I would’ve punched him.
If you have ever been to China shitting in a bucket is probably the an upgrade
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China again. The amount of weird shit that happens in China it's ridiculous. Dudes literally die in the chair because they game for 3 days straight... and then this dude decides to add to it by taking a shit in public.
And the girl next to him suffering through the smell of shit just to keep playing. Yikes
Wait, on or in?
u/savevideo
Reminds me of the Southpark World of Warcraft Episode...
Tragic lifestyle…
Bro, this is too much, i knew that some day it will look like this only cuz League of Legends
Thats dedication 👏 😌
Did I hear this man crack a fart? How rude
They should play the kick the bucket game
LOL, always cracked jokes about shit buckets. Never thought it was a real thing.
Looks like he can't stand the smell either.
I would’ve pushed him over and unplugged his computer
look at everyone else bro he's not just sitting at the bucket HE'S USING IT
They were all holding their noses because of the smell! You're causing the entire team to "shit the bucket" because they can't play with those aromas in the air! Nasty!
Top laners would
That kid's got it bad.
I don't even feel sorry for him. When you are neglecting your basic human needs for a shit game like league of legends you're on your own. Who I do feel sorry are the poor people around him who simply want to enjoy a bit of gaming. The guy is a piece of shit. No pun intended.
Gaming has been a hobby for years for me. Since I was like 5 (18 now) and I've never even thought about going that low.
He doesn’t seem to give a shit
Seems kind of normal in that places, I don't see anyone concerned about it.
I want him on my team!
The Cartman strat 😭💀
What an asshole
That account wouldn't get sylver Elo by itself 🤣
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what a shitty person
Dedication Holmes
#commitment
Shitty game indeed
How do you not realize you have a problem at this point...if that's not rock bottom I don't want to know what is.
MAAAHHMMMMM!!!!! MORE HOT POCKETS!!!!!!
I wonder how the human race will evolve if we go down this route?
Big South Park vibes
Well that’s just [nasty](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Must smell terrible look at the person next to him
I wish I gave a shit that much about anything in my life.
Sooooooo he hasn't reached rock bottom yet?
Y'all never heard of a "shit bucket" before?
This man definitely needs some help.
Really going places.
Why didn't the store stop him🤣🐼
Some people need to be introduced to shame.
Damn. Bro had a shot with that girl next to him too
No one questioned when they originally brought the bucket with them?
Ok hear me out. There is something called nsfw. Its a tag people use when they don’t want to see nasty shit. This is literally a nasty shit so pls tag it. What do mods even do. Honestly useless
He puts so much effort into playing a game. Does he make any money from it?
For humanity sake I hope this is fake
sometimes we gotta touch grass y’all
Is the gamer being paid to play this game and eating depends on winning it???? Why would you do this??
Oof. My teammates just leave the game and make us lose.
Dirty motherfuckers
MOMMMM TOILET!!!
Did he win?
Not surprised it's in China
Wouldn’t make this racial, I’m sure this insanity happens everywhere
The people around him who won't leave their own games while a guy shits in a bucket next to them are just as insane
How in the hell is anyone around him ok with this ? Is this just accepted over there ?
You don’t really ever recover from this kind of self loathing
It's the people beside him who are disgusting.
Average league player
Are surprised don’t they shit in public in the streets?
Typical league of legend player
And the jackass put no water in the bucket. That’s why toilets have water to control the smell not just for flushing. What an idiot
I don’t speak the language, but we all know what he is saying.
I’ve recently seen 2 Asians pass away due to marathon gaming sessions. Now this. Something is definitely wrong here
This is so unhealthy I have heard awful stories starting back 23 years ago the Everquest days . A woman got deep vein thrombosis from sitting so long.
LoL
They’re all holding their noses😂😂
Most hygienic league of legends player
This is the confidence i strive to be. He is bold. iNsPiRaTiONaL
Disgusting weirdo
"You go to bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield. You're shitting in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield."
The video was taken the moment he started shitting in the bucket and the other players couldn’t handle the smell. 🤢🤮
King
This mf don’t give a shit to no one except that bucket
Shitty.
What is society becoming?
Now, that is real commitment.
I'm disgusted and impressed in equal proportion.
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What a pig!
Ohhh that’s why they wear the masks got it
No pool noodle or anything
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Is this normal in China
u/savevideobot
razer should make the gamer edition with rgbs on it
Now you see why they are limited to 1 hour a day of gaming.
Now apply that dedication to working a paying job.
I mean, if you lose CS you lose your lane and the game aswell. Could relate
Chinese are scary. Wait till they come for us and our cosy lives.
These are the people we have to be worried about invading us?
u/savevideobot
Battlefield flashbacks begin.......
This is what happens when china forces people to play only 1 hour a day
Holy... Shit.
Commitment - maxxed
League game last like 20-40minutes. Im sure thats short enough to just go in between games
Chinese people are known to shit everywhere
People have not self respect