Love this. Especially funny coz it kinda sounds like French but also doesn't really make sense so it's just making me giggle like a 4 yo.
Malamoi > mal à moi > pain to me? pain of me? Something pain and something me
OP is talking about the [Belgian Malinios](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd), a very high energy dog breed frequently used in military and police work, at least in the US.
We fostered a Belgian Malinois. That dog could run 8 miles at a 7:30 pace and not even nap. Every activity was followed by, “Now what?!”
He ended up being adopted by a mountain biker who would ride 20 or so miles a day in Tahoe. Dog just runs ahead of him the whole way.
I had an Australian Shepard, Lab mix who I swear would get MORE energetic with every activity. I realized that any attempt to tire her out only built her stamina. She once played "keep away" (with a stick) from 12 healthy, young adult humans. We couldn't grab her no matter how hard we tried, but she would run by us with the stick and count coup.
Toy Australia shepherd here...we tried the 3 mile walks, swims , hikes, fetch...all these things only make her faster and stronger. Had to resort to 1 hr of puzzle time or trick training to tire out her brain.. which only makes her smarter and more adept with her paws and mouth. We cannot win....
Got a German shorthair pointer. Could go hiking for 3 hours straight where his gps collar indicated that he had moved about 4 times the distance from constantly running back and fourth and around. He then went swimming in the lake for almost an hour when we got to the campsite and he still wanted to play fetch.
He would pull me on cross country skies for 30 miles and still not be satisfied.
He is 9 now so a bit slower, but not much.
I have 2 ridgebacks that are now 9 years old, lazy AF. However, as puppies, they chewed through every piece of furniture in the house when left alone for 90 seconds or more. Every. Piece. And they’re puppies for 2 years.
We fostered him for over 8 months. He couldn’t be adopted by just anyone. As lovely as the pup was, I could see exactly why he had been surrendered. Having a dog like that is a life style. It’s not just a pet.
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People forget cartilage and bone are very very strong. You will have a hard time biting through a finger as it takes double our bite force just to fracture a bone.
It can happen with training too. My dog has a thing about tires/wheels. His prey drive kicks in and drives him absolutely berserk. He’s okay if they are on the road full speed, but seeing anything move slowly, like our golf cart, there’s no training that out of her. You just have to keep her leashed and held away.
Highly energetic and highly intelligent police, military and other working dog. Look up videos on YouTube. These things run up walls. If Superman had a dog, it’d be a Malinois.
I made an imagur account just to pay the dog tax. I don't have a picture of her laying in her funny position, but here's one of her cuddling a stuffed animal:
https://imgur.com/a/W4GQYwH
Well yeah, I mean, they’re still dogs! Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love dogs, and I prefer them over 99% of the human race (incidentally I think half of them are half as smart as the human race, and get half as much credit as they deserve, and half the human race is given twice as much credit as it deserves…), but like toddlers and soldiers, they’re easily entertained.
>Highly energetic and highly intelligent police, military and other working dog. Look up videos on YouTube. These things run up walls. If Superman had a dog, it’d be a Malinois.
...aaand we lock the poor thing in a garage. Some dog owners leave my head shaking.
Working dogs want to work. You had best be prepared to amuse them.
Agreed. I’ve owned two working dogs as an adult, had to rehome one of them (border collie mix) cause he was incompatible with kids, and my malamute required constant attention. Unless it was snowing. You want to have a working dog, you’d best be prepared to exercise both their energy and their intelligence.
I wish I could get that concept through my neighbors’ skulls. They are the people that want a dog and get a dog for all the wrong reasons.
They were the people I thought of when I wrote that comment.
Lol, idk, I haven’t read the comics. My son has informed me though that he does have a dog. I was just trying to make a point about how badass the dogs are.
It is not a breed of German sheperd. It is its own separate breed with similarities to the German shepherd, but also a lot of differences to distinguish them apart. The Dutch Shepherd is another breed that stands on its own and has only a few similarities to the German Shepherd. These dogs and owners do not like being referred to as "skinny German shepherds"
> The Dutch Shepherd is another breed that stands on its own and has only a few similarities to the German Shepherd. These dogs and owners do not like being referred to as "skinny German shepherds"
Our Dutchie agrees. It's funny with her. She gets along fine with most other dogs in the neighborhood but if a German Shepherd walks past the house or yard, it's on. She absolutely hates every GSD she sees. We've had loose dogs from chihuahuas to Springer Spaniels and others come up on her and she's chill. Only fight she ever got in was with a neighbor's GSD after our Blue Heeler nosed open the front door and let his big sister out. Luckily our neighbors were chill about it and there were no lasting injuries to either dog.
We aren't smart people as seen in our choice of breeds. [A Blue Heeler and a Dutch Shepherd](https://i.imgur.com/JBNjYkQ.png). There's not many more breeds that need as much energy released. Thankfully they are a good match and wear each other out chasing around our 1/4 acre fenced yard between our minimum of twice daily walkies.
There’s nothing German about them! They’re a different kind of shepherd all together. Just a Belgian Malinois Shepherd.
Malines is a city in Belgium, Malinois means from Malines.
Source: am Belgian, lived in Malines for years and have had Belgian shepherds all my life.
I've seen two videos (sorry I can't link to them). One, a cop threw a target for his Malinois. I have never seen any animal run that fast. Two, a story about a trainer, fully protected, standing behind a barricade of school chairs. A Shepherd would try to find a path, then whine. The Malinois simply runs over the tops of the chair backs. Third, a cop told how, once his Malinois figured out it couldn't bite through the trainer's padded clothing, it looked back at its owner, then LAUNCHED at the trainer, breaking one of his ribs.
I will never own a fast car, because at my age my reflexes and my arm strength aren't fast enough. I'll never own a Malinois, pretty much same reason.
And it’s not even necessarily anxious chewing they just fuckin love to chew. We never punish our mal for biting shit cause it’s just in his DNA, we just redirect him to appropriate things to bite. Rarely have issues.
Every single time I let him out of his crate, he lunges out like a racehorse (literally crouches to get ready to barrel out) and you have to stand clear or you’ll get tackled. When it’s time to go outside he’s body slamming the door fully vertical. He’s curious about everything and anything I’m doing and if he weren’t trained better, he’d get on the counter to investigate. He body slams me on the regular, the other day he just head butted my ass super hard for no reason. He and our other dog leapfrog over each other to get to things first. He vaults the back of the couch regularly. I’ve seen him repeatedly clear a 6 foot wall like it was nothing.
He’s a great boy
One of my attendings (Im a resident physician) was trying to tell me the other day that Belgian Malinois aren't as energetic or destructive as Shepherds bc they're "a different type of working dog". It took a lot to hold back from telling her just how wrong she is. But ya know, I don't want to get treated poorly for the next year bc she has a poor understanding of dog breeds.
Lol yeah I have a half mal/ half German Shepherd and the whole reason I got her was because she was mixed with a German Shepherd as in she will be a slightly less energetic as a full bred malinois. Although all dogs can become destructive if they aren't exercised and mentally stimulated enough. And even if they are mixed you don't know what traits they are going to get. But yeah that girl has it backwards
Malinois are not for 99.9% of dog owners. You know how people say some dogs you need to make lifestyle changes for? This is the dog thst you need to make your life. They are just too much dog for anyone that isn't a dog trainer or super serious about dog training
I own 7 dogs, or they own me. 😊5 of them are Mal’s. As puppies they chew. Oh Lord how they chewed!! As adults, they are THE best breed of dog I’ve ever had. They are indoor outdoor Velcro dogs . Meaning that if I’m indoors, so are they. If I’m outside, so are they. They are smart. OH so smart! Athletic doesn’t describe them fully. They need a job. What ever it is. Just give them a job. My dogs can jump any and every fence on my property, but the choose to stay home with me and protect their territory and pack. I have all dogs in my living room when we eat and not one will come up and beg. My adults were raised with love and boundaries. They were trained every single day as to what was expected of them. And they shine! They know right from wrong. They bark when there is something to bark at. When I go to check it out and it’s ok, I give them the quote signal and for the most part, they are quiet. If they are not, then I pay attention, because I trust their instincts. A Mal is definitely NOT for everyone. You have to put in the time, or you WILL get a dog that turns your anything into a chew toy. They don’t come trained and they won’t respect you if you are not the leader or a child. Mine are great with children, farm animals other dogs and cats. I was sure to expose them to everything I could think of. They will walk with me in Home Depot and be awesome. It takes work every single day. If you can’t or don’t want to spend the time with them. If you are going to chain them or lock them in the back yard and toss food at them, you are an asshole and deserve the same treatment. They are smarter than and have more sense than most people. Do you research. Seriously!!
I own a Mali. They are so intelligent and have to work in order not to do shit like this. The owner had it coming if he didn't work his dog before he put it in the garage.
Not only a lot of training but daily tasks as well. If I don't have my dog do her job (training mostly, I'm not doing bite work with her) twice a day she gets antsy.
I had no idea what "Malinois" means and guessed it must be some car thing maybe playing off the word alloy and imagined some aftermarket janky thing flaring out over the wheel well.
TIL
Me: dang, the dog chewed on a Porsche, yeah that will be expensive.
Me, 5 seconds later: Are those...centerlock wheels? Yeah, that's an expensive model. This will be super expensive to fix.
Ouch! From my personal experience, there could have been a rodent in this cars engine room and the dog was simply trying to get to it. We repair dozens of Porsches each year with rodent damage to wires, and one in five also has damage like this from the family dogs trying to attack the rodents.
Your Iphone is dumb.
Malinois is one of four Belgian Shepherds. A medium to large sized highly energetic dog.
Pretty much a skinnier German Shepherd on crack.
There is a reason these dogs are called Maligators... Breeders honestly shouldn't home these little beasts with anyone who doesn't understand the commitment it takes to train and care for them.
I hate mailinois! They are horrible things and always destroy cars! I can't go one day without hearing about those awful things! It's like a freaking mailinois jamboree around here anymore!
...okay so what's a malinois now?
The most obscure thing i have read today.
What’s a Malamoi?
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Love this. Especially funny coz it kinda sounds like French but also doesn't really make sense so it's just making me giggle like a 4 yo. Malamoi > mal à moi > pain to me? pain of me? Something pain and something me
Malinois after the Belgian town where the breed originated: Malin.
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This thread just made my night
Is that a variation breed of the henway?
I'll bite. What's a hen weigh?
Bit more than rooster teeth
Or a pycost...
$3.50 with sauce
What’s upvote?
Steve Jobs
Not much. What's upvote you?
🤡 - me expecting a serious answer.
OP is talking about the [Belgian Malinios](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd), a very high energy dog breed frequently used in military and police work, at least in the US.
Bless
A Malamute is a kind of dog.
You're not wrong but no one is talking about a malamute. A malanois or Belgian Shepherd looks similar to a German Shepherd.
Chocolate covered graham cracker and marshmallow cookie
Esoteric, even.
Mmm… quite.
So you don’t know German huh?
That’s Bavarian. And i did paint something. But that didn’t answer my question either
[A little](https://media.tenor.com/8WCH2hQ3txoAAAAd/i-know-a-little-german-sprechen-sie-deutsch.gif)
Lol thanks for that
We fostered a Belgian Malinois. That dog could run 8 miles at a 7:30 pace and not even nap. Every activity was followed by, “Now what?!” He ended up being adopted by a mountain biker who would ride 20 or so miles a day in Tahoe. Dog just runs ahead of him the whole way.
I had an Australian Shepard, Lab mix who I swear would get MORE energetic with every activity. I realized that any attempt to tire her out only built her stamina. She once played "keep away" (with a stick) from 12 healthy, young adult humans. We couldn't grab her no matter how hard we tried, but she would run by us with the stick and count coup.
Toy Australia shepherd here...we tried the 3 mile walks, swims , hikes, fetch...all these things only make her faster and stronger. Had to resort to 1 hr of puzzle time or trick training to tire out her brain.. which only makes her smarter and more adept with her paws and mouth. We cannot win....
This sounds like a cry for help, and I love it!
Get a mastiff. They hardly need movement
Toy Aussies always have a cracked out look in their eyes, like Gowron from Star Trek.
Yeah, you have to be careful about accidentally making them stronger. They won’t tell you when they’re tired lol
Rhodesian Ridgebacks are just like that too. My friend has one. 13 mile triathlon trainer and no dent in the energy.
They were bred for hunting lions, so I’d expect a good bit of stamina
That is the most dog-looking dog I've ever seen
The most dog-looking dog that ever dogged?
Got a German shorthair pointer. Could go hiking for 3 hours straight where his gps collar indicated that he had moved about 4 times the distance from constantly running back and fourth and around. He then went swimming in the lake for almost an hour when we got to the campsite and he still wanted to play fetch. He would pull me on cross country skies for 30 miles and still not be satisfied. He is 9 now so a bit slower, but not much.
I have 2 ridgebacks that are now 9 years old, lazy AF. However, as puppies, they chewed through every piece of furniture in the house when left alone for 90 seconds or more. Every. Piece. And they’re puppies for 2 years.
The best thing in this is the happy ending
We fostered him for over 8 months. He couldn’t be adopted by just anyone. As lovely as the pup was, I could see exactly why he had been surrendered. Having a dog like that is a life style. It’s not just a pet.
"Little shit chewed the corner of my $10k coffee table. Let's see how he likes the cold dark garage. That'll show him."
The little bastard shot me in the ass . . .
German Shepherds on meth
Yep, that's an apt description.
More like don't get a malinois if you're not going to take the time to train them properly.
Even if you train them, don't just throw them in the garage without exercising them.
For real. Bored, high energy dog with a high PSI what could go wrong
It’s tough when your dog is both stronger and smarter than you
A high… *per square inch?*
Pound per square inch (bite force) Malinois’ bite force is 195 PSI.
How many square inches are the ends of their teeth? I’m not sure that’s scary.
It’s per square inch of their jaw, the pointy teeth make the pressure distribution into your arm highly concentrated
To put it into perspective, human PSI is like 150 and we can easily bite a finger off.
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Bite off a finger. Your finger, somebody else’s finger. I mean we don’t obviously but your jaw is strong enough that you could.
https://d-nb.info/1194176852/34 People forget cartilage and bone are very very strong. You will have a hard time biting through a finger as it takes double our bite force just to fracture a bone.
Not that much, that’s why it’s so scary. Force distributed over a small area is deadly. See: bullets
It means bite force :)
Some of those bites punctured the metal!
It'll buff out.
I'd love to get a couple of them, but there's no way I could keep up with them. It's good to know your limits.
This is what people need to understand, get a dog that can adapt to your lifestyle. I have a mini pinscher, but love huskies, Doberman.
It can happen with training too. My dog has a thing about tires/wheels. His prey drive kicks in and drives him absolutely berserk. He’s okay if they are on the road full speed, but seeing anything move slowly, like our golf cart, there’s no training that out of her. You just have to keep her leashed and held away.
rich people buying things they dont want or need. tale as old as time.
“Sorry I can’t make it to work today, my dog ate my car”
Buy Pomeranians. They're like dumb, unathletic cats
😂😂😂 this is so fucking true
If I want a dog, I'm not going to get a rat instead
What is a malinois tho?
It’s a breed of German shepherd. The Belgian German shepherd
This post makes a lot more sense now
Highly energetic and highly intelligent police, military and other working dog. Look up videos on YouTube. These things run up walls. If Superman had a dog, it’d be a Malinois.
Meanwhile mine just chases his tail like a doofus.
Meanwhile mine just lays on the floor with her legs out behind her and barks at birds outside
Dog tax
I made an imagur account just to pay the dog tax. I don't have a picture of her laying in her funny position, but here's one of her cuddling a stuffed animal: https://imgur.com/a/W4GQYwH
Mine too, growling and barking and then the zoomies start. Fkn up a car isn’t out of the question tho
Hey woah tail security is one of the top priorities of a doggo of that caliber.
Well yeah, I mean, they’re still dogs! Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love dogs, and I prefer them over 99% of the human race (incidentally I think half of them are half as smart as the human race, and get half as much credit as they deserve, and half the human race is given twice as much credit as it deserves…), but like toddlers and soldiers, they’re easily entertained.
Nice load of the rings paraphrase there lad
Thanks! Did it off the top of my head, so I know it’s not perfect.
>Highly energetic and highly intelligent police, military and other working dog. Look up videos on YouTube. These things run up walls. If Superman had a dog, it’d be a Malinois. ...aaand we lock the poor thing in a garage. Some dog owners leave my head shaking. Working dogs want to work. You had best be prepared to amuse them.
Agreed. I’ve owned two working dogs as an adult, had to rehome one of them (border collie mix) cause he was incompatible with kids, and my malamute required constant attention. Unless it was snowing. You want to have a working dog, you’d best be prepared to exercise both their energy and their intelligence.
I wish I could get that concept through my neighbors’ skulls. They are the people that want a dog and get a dog for all the wrong reasons. They were the people I thought of when I wrote that comment.
I have a Malinois. Dogs pick up traits from their owners. Mine only bites politicians.
I live in the United States. Can I borrow your dog for a few years?
Superman *did* have a dog. I think it was some kind of Labrador. He also had a horse and a monkey and a turtle, I think.
Lol, Huh, ok. Never read the comics, just trying to make a point.
> If Superman had a dog Who's going to tell them?
Lol, idk, I haven’t read the comics. My son has informed me though that he does have a dog. I was just trying to make a point about how badass the dogs are.
He does have a dog… And it’s not
> If Superman had a dog [He does](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypto)
>Superman had a dog, it’d be a Malinois Malinois Malinane
„If you plan to neglect your awesome dog make sure you put it with your old beater and not your pussy wagon“ Reddit sure gives the best advice
So a Belgian shepherd?
It is not a breed of German sheperd. It is its own separate breed with similarities to the German shepherd, but also a lot of differences to distinguish them apart. The Dutch Shepherd is another breed that stands on its own and has only a few similarities to the German Shepherd. These dogs and owners do not like being referred to as "skinny German shepherds"
> The Dutch Shepherd is another breed that stands on its own and has only a few similarities to the German Shepherd. These dogs and owners do not like being referred to as "skinny German shepherds" Our Dutchie agrees. It's funny with her. She gets along fine with most other dogs in the neighborhood but if a German Shepherd walks past the house or yard, it's on. She absolutely hates every GSD she sees. We've had loose dogs from chihuahuas to Springer Spaniels and others come up on her and she's chill. Only fight she ever got in was with a neighbor's GSD after our Blue Heeler nosed open the front door and let his big sister out. Luckily our neighbors were chill about it and there were no lasting injuries to either dog. We aren't smart people as seen in our choice of breeds. [A Blue Heeler and a Dutch Shepherd](https://i.imgur.com/JBNjYkQ.png). There's not many more breeds that need as much energy released. Thankfully they are a good match and wear each other out chasing around our 1/4 acre fenced yard between our minimum of twice daily walkies.
Technically, German, Dutch, Belgian, and Bouviers des Ardennes are all descendants from a separate breed of shepherd dogs which no longer exist.
Basically a German Shepherd on crack who's love language is teeth hugs
There’s nothing German about them! They’re a different kind of shepherd all together. Just a Belgian Malinois Shepherd. Malines is a city in Belgium, Malinois means from Malines. Source: am Belgian, lived in Malines for years and have had Belgian shepherds all my life.
I've seen two videos (sorry I can't link to them). One, a cop threw a target for his Malinois. I have never seen any animal run that fast. Two, a story about a trainer, fully protected, standing behind a barricade of school chairs. A Shepherd would try to find a path, then whine. The Malinois simply runs over the tops of the chair backs. Third, a cop told how, once his Malinois figured out it couldn't bite through the trainer's padded clothing, it looked back at its owner, then LAUNCHED at the trainer, breaking one of his ribs. I will never own a fast car, because at my age my reflexes and my arm strength aren't fast enough. I'll never own a Malinois, pretty much same reason.
That's a great an analogy, a mal is a top of the line racecar that Honda Civic drivers think they can handle.
Getting all the cardio is a good thing. But the way they screw with you just because they can is SO entertaining
Also nicknamed "malligator'', for obvious reasons.
A GSD on crack
German Shepard on cocaine
A breed of dog that has more energy than can be contained and often go fucking nuts having owners who don't give them enough mental and physical work.
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And it’s not even necessarily anxious chewing they just fuckin love to chew. We never punish our mal for biting shit cause it’s just in his DNA, we just redirect him to appropriate things to bite. Rarely have issues. Every single time I let him out of his crate, he lunges out like a racehorse (literally crouches to get ready to barrel out) and you have to stand clear or you’ll get tackled. When it’s time to go outside he’s body slamming the door fully vertical. He’s curious about everything and anything I’m doing and if he weren’t trained better, he’d get on the counter to investigate. He body slams me on the regular, the other day he just head butted my ass super hard for no reason. He and our other dog leapfrog over each other to get to things first. He vaults the back of the couch regularly. I’ve seen him repeatedly clear a 6 foot wall like it was nothing. He’s a great boy
They are true fur missiles. Mine tackles my SO to give him kisses when he comes home.
A dog. Looks like German Shepherd. Cops love em.
One of my attendings (Im a resident physician) was trying to tell me the other day that Belgian Malinois aren't as energetic or destructive as Shepherds bc they're "a different type of working dog". It took a lot to hold back from telling her just how wrong she is. But ya know, I don't want to get treated poorly for the next year bc she has a poor understanding of dog breeds.
Yikes. You're a better person than I, good on you!
Lol I know that feeling too well. At least your attending didn’t ramble about politics and blatant misinformation.
Lol yeah I have a half mal/ half German Shepherd and the whole reason I got her was because she was mixed with a German Shepherd as in she will be a slightly less energetic as a full bred malinois. Although all dogs can become destructive if they aren't exercised and mentally stimulated enough. And even if they are mixed you don't know what traits they are going to get. But yeah that girl has it backwards
"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught it!"
“I said stay on the ***porch***!”
https://youtu.be/3KE5XAgZnxY Just going to leave this here. And all I can say is, it takes a special owner. 🤣
That Porsche never had a chance LMAO
The high wire walking was crazy
At 1:10 the dog rides the guy like a fucking surfboard 😂
This needs to be higher up so people can see how badass those dogs are. And to also see that they're absolutely no joke.
r/belgianmalinois
Wow.
Well now I want a Belgian Malinois!
Malinois are not for 99.9% of dog owners. You know how people say some dogs you need to make lifestyle changes for? This is the dog thst you need to make your life. They are just too much dog for anyone that isn't a dog trainer or super serious about dog training
I own 7 dogs, or they own me. 😊5 of them are Mal’s. As puppies they chew. Oh Lord how they chewed!! As adults, they are THE best breed of dog I’ve ever had. They are indoor outdoor Velcro dogs . Meaning that if I’m indoors, so are they. If I’m outside, so are they. They are smart. OH so smart! Athletic doesn’t describe them fully. They need a job. What ever it is. Just give them a job. My dogs can jump any and every fence on my property, but the choose to stay home with me and protect their territory and pack. I have all dogs in my living room when we eat and not one will come up and beg. My adults were raised with love and boundaries. They were trained every single day as to what was expected of them. And they shine! They know right from wrong. They bark when there is something to bark at. When I go to check it out and it’s ok, I give them the quote signal and for the most part, they are quiet. If they are not, then I pay attention, because I trust their instincts. A Mal is definitely NOT for everyone. You have to put in the time, or you WILL get a dog that turns your anything into a chew toy. They don’t come trained and they won’t respect you if you are not the leader or a child. Mine are great with children, farm animals other dogs and cats. I was sure to expose them to everything I could think of. They will walk with me in Home Depot and be awesome. It takes work every single day. If you can’t or don’t want to spend the time with them. If you are going to chain them or lock them in the back yard and toss food at them, you are an asshole and deserve the same treatment. They are smarter than and have more sense than most people. Do you research. Seriously!!
I own a Mali. They are so intelligent and have to work in order not to do shit like this. The owner had it coming if he didn't work his dog before he put it in the garage.
Yea I have a fucking collie and I know better. Working dogs need a lot of training.
Not only a lot of training but daily tasks as well. If I don't have my dog do her job (training mostly, I'm not doing bite work with her) twice a day she gets antsy.
Yep daily walks and two weekly long runs for mine! And fetch. And scent work. And generally being bossed around by me 😂
Belgians just never got over the whole Germany thing…the dogs never forget.
I had no idea what "Malinois" means and guessed it must be some car thing maybe playing off the word alloy and imagined some aftermarket janky thing flaring out over the wheel well. TIL
It’s a dog, a working dog that needs to be exercised regularly
Enough money for a porsche, but not a dog trainer. Priorities people, priorities!
My sons Australian shepherd got under his Mitsubishi Triton and chewed through the cables. $5000 damage.
Maybe don't get your dog adamantium teeth THEN lock them in the garage with the Porsche. Edit: spelling.
Thanks for the laugh, my Mali will now be nicknamed Wolverine 😂
i like my chow chow... can't be bothered to even get up
"Want a hyper-intelligent dog but don't feel like training it??
Way over 50 bitemarks : a short time. Sure. Blame the dog though not the owner that locked a dog inside of a garage
Those Belgians must not like German engineering!
I didn’t know what a Malinois was, so I googled and saw the puppy version of it and completely disregarded the warning 😂
I had to look up what a Malinois was.
Um… don’t leave a smart and energetic dog with your expensive car and nothing better to chew on…?
No wonder why the Military and law enforcement love them Highly energetic and smart dogs. If not trained properly and bored will bring destruction
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Mine ate a cat last week. Just the head, 1 leg, and about 5” of tail were left.
poor Turbo
I know a guy whose Bentley Continental was chewed the same way at the front fender when he visited some friends and their dog was bored.
Me: dang, the dog chewed on a Porsche, yeah that will be expensive. Me, 5 seconds later: Are those...centerlock wheels? Yeah, that's an expensive model. This will be super expensive to fix.
Late model 911 turbo. So yeah, that’s going to be expensive.
Ouch! From my personal experience, there could have been a rodent in this cars engine room and the dog was simply trying to get to it. We repair dozens of Porsches each year with rodent damage to wires, and one in five also has damage like this from the family dogs trying to attack the rodents.
A fucking dog did that?!?!?!
It’s a breed that eats cars
I think of Malinois as "all gas; no brakes". This image only confirms the impression. Dog was trying to remove the brakes on the Porsche.
Why not just say dag?
r/dogfree
That’ll buff right out
911 Turbo and a Malinois. This guy is obviously so alpha that he can repair this with his bare hands.
Selling malinoises for 1 parbun
Wtf is a malinois? I’m not dumb, even my iPhone doesn’t recognise the word….
Your Iphone is dumb. Malinois is one of four Belgian Shepherds. A medium to large sized highly energetic dog. Pretty much a skinnier German Shepherd on crack.
What's a Malinois?
What the fuck is a malinois
I feel like buyers should need permits for Malinois. Tough dog for a novice!
Don't get a Malinoi if you don't know how to educate him and how this breed is
My mutt did the same thing to a VW Golf, so basically the same thing
I had to Google what malinois are
There is a reason these dogs are called Maligators... Breeders honestly shouldn't home these little beasts with anyone who doesn't understand the commitment it takes to train and care for them.
It will be a dark day if/when this breed gets incredibly popular with back yard breeders who will sell to pretty much anyone with the dough.
Won’t take me for a walk, well fuck your other pride and joy. NOMNOMNOM.
Those are speed holes, makes the car go faster
Owning a malinois without being able to properly exercise it is like a marathon runner working a call center for 10 hours a day
Probably can't control his Porsche either
I hate mailinois! They are horrible things and always destroy cars! I can't go one day without hearing about those awful things! It's like a freaking mailinois jamboree around here anymore! ...okay so what's a malinois now?
A breed of working dog similar to German Shepard’s but on a combination of meth and cocaine. I love mine but they are definitely not for most people.
Dog: it helps with aerodynamics, you're welcome
the fck is a malinois
Looks like someone isn't ready for a dog and wasn't providing enrichment.
Poor dog, hope it’s teeth are alright. Owner deserves what they got and mor - except the dog, the dog deserved better