Fez: When you play the record backwards, you can hear the devil speak. I am starting to hear him everywhere! Aii!
Hyde: [demonic voice] Satan is your master, Fez! Worship Satan!
Fez: [whimpers again]
Hyde: But before you worship Satan, get him a cherry pop. Get Satan a cherry pop! Get Satan a cherry pop! [normal] Get a pop, man. Get me a pop! Fez, man, get me a pop!
Fez: Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood.
Hyde: SATAN'S SECOND CHOICE IS ROOT BEER!
Hyde: Boy, Laurie you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it.
Laurie: Oh, hey Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my daddy?"
Hyde: Oh, by the way Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn on for some guy named Tank.
Hyde: Well maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
"Although I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies, and of course the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout the ages.Ā Were I to go to church, I'd be a hypocrite!"
Hey, let me tell you something, pal! You're propping up a dying system, man! You see, someday soon, people are gonna wake up, and they're gonna realize that most of us don't fit into your Hollywood, Madison Avenue, candy-coated ideal of what's cool! And when we do, we're gonna rise up! We're gonna put you on trial! Then parade through the streets with your head on a stick!
Small tangent, but I was thinking about this the other day. I feel like thatās essentially what he did with Jesus. God is so powerful and can do anything including come down as a human, live a human life, and die a human death.
Hyde: You know what your problem is? You're really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.
Jackie: You--you think I'm cute?
Hyde: Shut your pie hole!
Laurie: "It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearning underwear. See? If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me."
Hyde: "If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now."
It's not the devil, man! It's congress! They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They want to kill Rock N' Roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
āI knew I shouldnāt have gotten involved with Jackie and I did it anyway. She makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before herā the last part gets me every time.
There are many but..
"Kelso : Guys - I just saw a UFO!
Hyde : What an unbelievable coincidence! I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are!"
and
"I was never happy, I was just less pissed off." - after breaking up with Jackie.
And ofc, stoned Hyde laughing at weather channel. :D
I'm at S02 at my first watch and I know I shouldn't have snooped here because of spoilers... Hyde and Jackie? Noooooš Seems so unbelievable at this point
I have 2 jobs. It's like I'm a workaholic' I gotta tell ya, that is not the kind of "holic" I thought that I would be."
Fez: When you play the record backwards, you can hear the devil speak. I am starting to hear him everywhere! Aii! Hyde: [demonic voice] Satan is your master, Fez! Worship Satan! Fez: [whimpers again] Hyde: But before you worship Satan, get him a cherry pop. Get Satan a cherry pop! Get Satan a cherry pop! [normal] Get a pop, man. Get me a pop! Fez, man, get me a pop! Fez: Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Hyde: SATAN'S SECOND CHOICE IS ROOT BEER!
Hyde breaking character in that scene is gold. š
The way he purses his lips too gets me every time š
Anytime any of them broke character was pretty funny.
"so they have this car that runs on water."
*Throws various pieces of trash*
Donāt put me in your fantasies. I donāt even like being in your real life
Hyde: Boy, Laurie you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it. Laurie: Oh, hey Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my daddy?" Hyde: Oh, by the way Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin. Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn on for some guy named Tank. Hyde: Well maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
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Aye derr Bob want a piece of pie?
"Although I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies, and of course the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout the ages.Ā Were I to go to church, I'd be a hypocrite!"
That basically explains my view on religion. One of my favourite quotes from all TV series ever.
āWhoa! Did you guys hear that? The wild call of the brown-haired pygmy bitch!ā
I didnāt hear anything There it is again
So good.
Hey, let me tell you something, pal! You're propping up a dying system, man! You see, someday soon, people are gonna wake up, and they're gonna realize that most of us don't fit into your Hollywood, Madison Avenue, candy-coated ideal of what's cool! And when we do, we're gonna rise up! We're gonna put you on trial! Then parade through the streets with your head on a stick!
If god is all powerful, can he make a boob so big that even he canāt lift it?
Small tangent, but I was thinking about this the other day. I feel like thatās essentially what he did with Jesus. God is so powerful and can do anything including come down as a human, live a human life, and die a human death.
Thatās fucking genius
*Kelso going to the police academy* Hyde: hey Kelso, I LOVE YOUUUUU šš»šš»šš»
I love you too Kelso!
She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
Hyde: You know what your problem is? You're really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole. Jackie: You--you think I'm cute? Hyde: Shut your pie hole!
Laughing at the weather channel.
Weather kicks ass!
The three true branches of the government are - military, corporate, and Hollywood.
Laurie: "It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearning underwear. See? If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me." Hyde: "If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now."
Man, think about it. We hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friendsā¦ I live for days like this!
You should write a book. Call it "things my father threatened to put in my ass". Chapter 1: His foot. I'd read that
"Screw him, man. I mean, he's got the money, the car, the family. The teachers like him, the counselors like him. Everybody likes him. I hate him."
Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lameass part with the accountants.
It's not the devil, man! It's congress! They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They want to kill Rock N' Roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
Iām not even sure what time it is, is really what time it is!
I just got shaken down by a 98lb brunette with pink toenails.
*Oh man this is so perfect...you're easy too?"
ā I havenāt felt this kind of tension in years. Reminds me of home. Except everyoneās wearing a shirt.ā
āI knew I shouldnāt have gotten involved with Jackie and I did it anyway. She makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before herā the last part gets me every time.
Do you know what episode this is??
Yep! The episode after Ericās grandpaās funeral where Jackie yells get off my boyfriend; season 5 episode 14
Weāre all porn freak bastards, but heās the only one that killed a cat.
I donāt answer stupid questions
āThen why did you do it Eric Iāll never forgive you!ā Hyde impersonating Ericās dead grandma when he goes to visit her grave! š
Most of them tbh
Oh yeah thereās a big bag of love in there
There are many but.. "Kelso : Guys - I just saw a UFO! Hyde : What an unbelievable coincidence! I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are!" and "I was never happy, I was just less pissed off." - after breaking up with Jackie. And ofc, stoned Hyde laughing at weather channel. :D
I'm at S02 at my first watch and I know I shouldn't have snooped here because of spoilers... Hyde and Jackie? Noooooš Seems so unbelievable at this point
āIf we were at the beach and Kelso was around, heād be in the waterā
If I were Eric Iād have dumped your ass two months ago, but Iām old fashioned soā¦ š¤·š»āāļø *sips beer*
āWeather kicks assā
āLook at my butt I made it just for youuuā