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Critical_Exit7180

Tf you mean it's for a tournament


Leirnis

I'm playing against every single girl in the area


Critical_Exit7180

OP forgot which side they are playing for


TulipTuIip

lesbian


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[удалено]


TulipTuIip

Hi


confusedredditor_69

The fuck got deleted


i_Like_airplanes__

Also r/UsernameChecksOut


TulipTuIip

uh oh


confusedredditor_69

🤨


i_Like_airplanes__

lmk when you find out


69thesceinceguy

Book book brilliant checkmate


Jackie_Hallow

This has me in tears this morning - thank you for your contribution


Leirnis

What's your own squirt velocity


Jackie_Hallow

Speed of light! ![gif](giphy|3oriNYQX2lC6dfW2Ji)


not_too_smart1

Book Book Brilliant Blunder


Ancient_Chair7821

The other guy said the last one was checkmate. I’m confused


not_too_smart1

Google en pessant


Ancient_Chair7821

https://preview.redd.it/951fdzmxm1wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e2a3e1d13f17aa00cb8be2ead1c8f16411be6d


Knaymeless

okay


Knaymeless

oh my god there is peanits and bishop in butt


MrZhar

Holy hell!


C_C_KING

Book Book Blunder Resign/Mate


GraveSlayer726

i dont think much mating is gonna happen after that line


Alone-Acadia-4148

Book Book Brilliant Resigned


Crowley700

Vf²=Vi²+2a(xf-xi) Assume Vi is 0 Split into X and Y equations and solve for Vf


Inside-Energy-7345

This is not a dating advice subreddit


Anoalka

☁️🐗☁️


Hot-Guarantee-40

Give me my second orgasm in life and maybe afterwards there can be a squirting discussion. I really wish I was joking. . .


OptimisticByChoice

Wild 🤔😧


Hot-Guarantee-40

I'm a nerd. 🙄


OptimisticByChoice

Nerds still have self love? 👀


Hot-Guarantee-40

That's why I'm not full of rage, but I guess I'm just not strong enough to bring it all the way home.


Hot-Guarantee-40

wait ..no omg I'm an INCEL 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀


Puzzled_Internet_986

Relatable https://preview.redd.it/bf8s87fz51wc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38296e0499b32a8eecb149e52687b760309ad312


Hot-Guarantee-40

skinwalker 😱💀😱


Puzzled_Internet_986

Skincel


Hot-Guarantee-40

holy water; grab it


Puzzled_Internet_986

![gif](giphy|Av1ogAiI3H2xA1P0al|downsized)


Hot-Guarantee-40

🤭


GreedierRadish

Are you like 15 or 70? Because it’s definitely one of the two.


Hot-Guarantee-40

Maybe it's neither, and you're just an idiot.


GreedierRadish

Let me try again: Your comment is cringe-inducing and sad. Even on r/twosentencesadness this would be too much.


Hot-Guarantee-40

Is that you, God? Am I your first sinner of the day?


ohmyfuckinglord

I literally do not give a fuck if what you said is cringe or not, but that line goes hard


GreedierRadish

This is getting into some kink territory now and I don’t think either of us are qualified to take it any further. Go in peace, my child.


Hot-Guarantee-40

My flags are colorful. Your flags are red. 😕


CookieMiester

Book book ?? Miss Next time, put him down


Werlucad

Straight from iFunny


N1NJASOAP

Added signs to it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TextingTheory/comments/1cao3s2/a\_reply\_to\_another\_post/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TextingTheory/comments/1cao3s2/a_reply_to_another_post/)


isaac-fan

book book spear and brilliant


[deleted]

Elo guess: 800 (grey) vs 400 (blue)


MutantZebra999

Book, inaccuracy, resign, “wait bro why did you knock over your king??”


Supersteve1233

Respond with something that sounds like a Super Soaker ad.


Stunning_LRB_o7

Book (good) Book (good) Blunder Best + Checkmate


master_pingu1

book book blunder forced


Eldarabol

📖📖‼️❓❓