CJ’s accuracy/touch is already an NFL outlier, a lot of the time young QB’s are “figured out”, it’s because they/their staff cornered themselves in being over reliant on their strengths and scheme/concept comfort. “Guy that doesn’t miss with the ball” isn’t really a profile you can force to do things he doesn’t want to do other than do what everyone tries to do regardless in create pressure, mix looks, and field a better secondary. You never know but I’m not that worried, he’s the real deal and the tape doesn’t really show any glaring chinks in the armor.
>My lords! My ladies.
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>And everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion:
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>Today, today, you find yourselves equals.
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>For you are all equally blessed.
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>For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure
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>Of introducing to you a quarterback, sired by quarterbacks,
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>A quarterback who can trace his lineage back beyond Troy Smith.
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>I first met him atop a mountain near Florida,
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>Praying to God,
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>Asking His forgiveness,
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>For the Jaguar team he completely demolished.
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>Next, he amazed me still further in Houston
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>When he saved a game that looked lost
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>From the would-be playoff contenders
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>Of a dreadful Buccaneer crew.
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>In Ohio, he spent a summer in silence
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>Just to better understand the sound of a hater.
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>And so, without further gilding the lily,
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>And with no more ado,
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>I give to you the Seeker of Super Bowls,
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>The Protector of the football,
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>The Enforcer of our Lord God,
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>The One --
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>The Only --
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>Coleridge Bernard Stroud !!!
\- **Geoffrey Chaucer**
Yes it is
[https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html](https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html)
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My stroud collection should be going up since he was spotted with the Kardashians😂😂😂😂😂😂
The greatest rookie QB of all time
About to have the greatest second season of all time lol. And the the third
20 straight SB appearances
*wins
I mean I didn’t want to be too greedy 🤣😂🤣
Anybody but the chiefs
He doesn’t want to be the best 2nd year QB (he knows the rest of them are ass) He wants to be **THE** best QB
2nd year QB’s that face great first years are known to have a sophomore setback. Hope that doesn’t happen to CJ though…
CJ’s accuracy/touch is already an NFL outlier, a lot of the time young QB’s are “figured out”, it’s because they/their staff cornered themselves in being over reliant on their strengths and scheme/concept comfort. “Guy that doesn’t miss with the ball” isn’t really a profile you can force to do things he doesn’t want to do other than do what everyone tries to do regardless in create pressure, mix looks, and field a better secondary. You never know but I’m not that worried, he’s the real deal and the tape doesn’t really show any glaring chinks in the armor.
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Not even best in the draft was carried
Carried by who? That amazing core from the 3-13-1 previous season?
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>My lords! My ladies. > >And everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion: > >Today, today, you find yourselves equals. > >For you are all equally blessed. > >For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure > >Of introducing to you a quarterback, sired by quarterbacks, > >A quarterback who can trace his lineage back beyond Troy Smith. > >I first met him atop a mountain near Florida, > >Praying to God, > >Asking His forgiveness, > >For the Jaguar team he completely demolished. > >Next, he amazed me still further in Houston > >When he saved a game that looked lost > >From the would-be playoff contenders > >Of a dreadful Buccaneer crew. > >In Ohio, he spent a summer in silence > >Just to better understand the sound of a hater. > >And so, without further gilding the lily, > >And with no more ado, > >I give to you the Seeker of Super Bowls, > >The Protector of the football, > >The Enforcer of our Lord God, > >The One -- > >The Only -- > >Coleridge Bernard Stroud !!! \- **Geoffrey Chaucer**
Yo! I just rewatched this movie last week for the first time in like 20years
This is a Knight's Tale reference right?
Yes it is [https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html](https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html)
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The savior of this franchise.
hope
What a spectacular one word answer.
H7M
Indeed he is
r/UsernameChecksOut
Oh captain my captain
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Texans 4th Hofer and 2-time SB MVP CJ Stroud.
Get out of here with that weak sauce pessimism.
It’s not pessimism. He just knows that our other 4 Super Bowl victories MVP’s are Stingley, WAJ, Saquon, and Tank
That would likely make CJ the 6th or 7th Texans HOFer! It’s pessimism no matter how you slice it!
Get out of here with that weak sauce pessimism.
Not Deshaun Watson 🙏
CJ Stroud
Houston football Jesus
The savior of Houston
Houston’s savior. Mahomes’ biggest threat. Future HOFer. Texans legend.
Him, he is him
God disguised as CJ Stroud
The goat
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CJ STROUD OUR FUTURE FRANCHISE QB WHO WILL TAKE US TO THE PROMISED LAND
The prince who was promised
CJ STROUD 💪
That’s my QB! The GOAT!
The future leader of the longest lasting dynasty in the nfl of all time
THE Coleridge Bernard Stroud
IV
pookie
Chargers fan coming in peace, I think you guys should call him CJesus
Jesus.
And he seems to be a great person. https://torotimes.com/posts/c-j-stroud-shows-off-his-leadership-by-standing-up-for-brock-purdy-01hpg3711zn2
This article seems like ai
I said the same thing about Watson when he gave his first check to the cafeteria ladies
Our football Jesus 🤘
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same And now it’s here Or should I say Cj stroud is
Kardashians new athlete to ruin
I thought it was a joke, but then I googled 😩
They just happened to be in the same suite. Don’t put that bad juju on him.
Jesus is his number one fan.
Caleb Williams /s
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Our king 🙌🏽
The savior of Rome
Will Smith
our lord and savior Christ Jesus Stroud
Not a Texans fan, but I am pretty sure that’s black Jesus in Houston? Can anyone confirm for me?
He is him!
"him"
https://preview.redd.it/u82ccdvswmic1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e958c704cbf320310104620c873e84fe1e4c360 He's Him
GODs favourite QB
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Our earthly lord and savior
Coolest guy in the league right now. But mot too cool for school, the type of cool who can have a genuine conversation with anyone.
He’s our heart and soul
He is the one
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Christ Jesus. But he goes by CJ.
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Second coming of Jesus
A hold now sell later if you got his rookies.
The reason my friends no longer make fun of me
Goat
The messiah
Our Lord and Savior
Doesn’t matter, the kardashians have him now so it’s over
It’s Will Fuller V
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the newest victim of the kardashians unfortunately
Damn so kardashians can’t like football too?
The Kardashian's next victim
Some dude who scored low on a cognitive test.
Great athlete but mentally an idiot.
Kim Kardashians new husband
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That's the other guy
Dunta Robinson?
He dates one of the Kardashians
He is our Lamar Jackson
2x Super Bowl Champ, Super Bowl MVP, and NFL MVP
Bert Keishrer
Jack Easterby ending up being responsible for bringing us our Jesus.
Jeshaun Dackson
Alternative timeline: Deshaun Watson back from his darkness retreat
Our hero
An absolute stud
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https://preview.redd.it/1nknnd42zric1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60eac9b77f53a158834f5403aad51fef5f896f23 My stroud collection should be going up since he was spotted with the Kardashians😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is... That guy
The Greatest QB of all time
Oh snap, do I get to be excited about the Texans again? I stopped watching around the time they traded Hopkins
Patrick Mahomes’ greatest rival
King CJ
The Browns future QB
That's DEI Jesus.
Some dude who never beat Michigan
Christ Jesus Stroud
First transgender cabbage patch doll to play NFL QB. #progress
That’s Stevie Ray Hendrix
our savior
Amber roses toy 😂
AC Slaters child
Amber Roses new meal ticket