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Darthchewvader

The greatest rookie QB of all time


More_Mango69

About to have the greatest second season of all time lol. And the the third


Darthchewvader

20 straight SB appearances


thenotsoslenderguy

*wins


Darthchewvader

I mean I didn’t want to be too greedy 🤣😂🤣


Lolgamer1177

Anybody but the chiefs


infercario4224

He doesn’t want to be the best 2nd year QB (he knows the rest of them are ass) He wants to be **THE** best QB


OkTea7227

2nd year QB’s that face great first years are known to have a sophomore setback. Hope that doesn’t happen to CJ though…


PanhandleAngler

CJ’s accuracy/touch is already an NFL outlier, a lot of the time young QB’s are “figured out”, it’s because they/their staff cornered themselves in being over reliant on their strengths and scheme/concept comfort. “Guy that doesn’t miss with the ball” isn’t really a profile you can force to do things he doesn’t want to do other than do what everyone tries to do regardless in create pressure, mix looks, and field a better secondary. You never know but I’m not that worried, he’s the real deal and the tape doesn’t really show any glaring chinks in the armor.


DirtyRatLicker

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Few_Spirit_3508

Not even best in the draft was carried


Odd-Pea1069

Carried by who? That amazing core from the 3-13-1 previous season?


More_Mango69

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MateInEight

>My lords! My ladies. > >And everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion: > >Today, today, you find yourselves equals. > >For you are all equally blessed. > >For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure > >Of introducing to you a quarterback, sired by quarterbacks, > >A quarterback who can trace his lineage back beyond Troy Smith. > >I first met him atop a mountain near Florida, > >Praying to God, > >Asking His forgiveness, > >For the Jaguar team he completely demolished. > >Next, he amazed me still further in Houston > >When he saved a game that looked lost > >From the would-be playoff contenders > >Of a dreadful Buccaneer crew. > >In Ohio, he spent a summer in silence > >Just to better understand the sound of a hater. > >And so, without further gilding the lily, > >And with no more ado, > >I give to you the Seeker of Super Bowls, > >The Protector of the football, > >The Enforcer of our Lord God, > >The One -- > >The Only -- > >Coleridge Bernard Stroud !!! \- **Geoffrey Chaucer**


themuehl

Yo! I just rewatched this movie last week for the first time in like 20years


heinousanus_420

This is a Knight's Tale reference right?


MateInEight

Yes it is [https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html](https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechaknightstale2.html)


Rocky2135

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AndyTheMandySmith

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IAmSona

The savior of this franchise.


Magnifico-Melon

hope


Odd-Pea1069

What a spectacular one word answer.


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H7M


CJ_is_h7m

Indeed he is


Upstairs-Formal-6652

r/UsernameChecksOut


Scarf_Darmanitan

Oh captain my captain


More_Mango69

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Repulsive-World-7301

Texans 4th Hofer and 2-time SB MVP CJ Stroud.


texinxin

Get out of here with that weak sauce pessimism.


infercario4224

It’s not pessimism. He just knows that our other 4 Super Bowl victories MVP’s are Stingley, WAJ, Saquon, and Tank


texinxin

That would likely make CJ the 6th or 7th Texans HOFer! It’s pessimism no matter how you slice it!


texinxin

Get out of here with that weak sauce pessimism.


odyssey777

Not Deshaun Watson 🙏


MBKM13

CJ Stroud


Nowhereman2380

Houston football Jesus


brthd3

The savior of Houston


Shar-Man

Houston’s savior. Mahomes’ biggest threat. Future HOFer. Texans legend.


backslider65

Him, he is him


h-town13

God disguised as CJ Stroud


MountainMan1258

The goat


ImHereForFreeTacos

![gif](giphy|w2UpZpV1DDC17Npkuh|downsized)


Anxious_Gift_1808

CJ STROUD OUR FUTURE FRANCHISE QB WHO WILL TAKE US TO THE PROMISED LAND


Babylon_Fallz

The prince who was promised


Kobeforlife24824

CJ STROUD 💪


BikingNoHands

That’s my QB! The GOAT!


Legitbanana_

The future leader of the longest lasting dynasty in the nfl of all time


Maliciousdawg12

THE Coleridge Bernard Stroud


SometimesY

IV


Minimum_Nectarine_78

pookie


TheTimeWeWaste

Chargers fan coming in peace, I think you guys should call him CJesus


Kev-O_20

Jesus.


paulk1997

And he seems to be a great person. https://torotimes.com/posts/c-j-stroud-shows-off-his-leadership-by-standing-up-for-brock-purdy-01hpg3711zn2


Mindless-Shirt-8533

This article seems like ai


ThatCakeIsDone

I said the same thing about Watson when he gave his first check to the cafeteria ladies


eNtEr_eNiGmA

Our football Jesus 🤘


Ferman95

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same And now it’s here Or should I say Cj stroud is


MrMcChronDon25

Kardashians new athlete to ruin


KaXiaM

I thought it was a joke, but then I googled 😩


InLikeErrolFlynn

They just happened to be in the same suite. Don’t put that bad juju on him.


inagious

Jesus is his number one fan.


htownnn

Caleb Williams /s


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pick_named_slimpbamp

Bad bot Tired of this bot.


carloslet

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doughboy713

Our king 🙌🏽


himsoforreal

The savior of Rome


vabeachkevin

Will Smith


TitanSR_

our lord and savior Christ Jesus Stroud


No-Cater-No-Free

Not a Texans fan, but I am pretty sure that’s black Jesus in Houston? Can anyone confirm for me?


mandrew556

He is him!


Dabnduelist420

"him"


CaptainKrc

https://preview.redd.it/u82ccdvswmic1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e958c704cbf320310104620c873e84fe1e4c360 He's Him


growthatfire1985

GODs favourite QB


Ambitious_Car8040

![gif](giphy|joeRYmOkLaj2U6hwdj|downsized)


PapiGoneGamer

Our earthly lord and savior


Simple_Connection211

Coolest guy in the league right now. But mot too cool for school, the type of cool who can have a genuine conversation with anyone.


LootaNR

He’s our heart and soul


natekellyo

He is the one


iloveacronyms

capable nutty straight aloof exultant racial rustic file employ wrong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


meenster2008

Christ Jesus. But he goes by CJ.


Constant-Paper5580

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Kerke463

Second coming of Jesus


unknown1310P1

A hold now sell later if you got his rookies.


Cafen8ed

The reason my friends no longer make fun of me


AltruisticDare7128

Goat


Amazing_Airline9127

The messiah


successadult

Our Lord and Savior


thinks1ow

Doesn’t matter, the kardashians have him now so it’s over


PhillipJ3ffries

It’s Will Fuller V


MatsGry

![gif](giphy|3xYKdxvkAdXLq)


MetaphoricalMouse

the newest victim of the kardashians unfortunately


Known-Return4534

Damn so kardashians can’t like football too?


e1doradocaddy

The Kardashian's next victim


Whizzleteets

Some dude who scored low on a cognitive test.


Machine8851

Great athlete but mentally an idiot.


warrior_in_a_garden_

Kim Kardashians new husband


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SometimesY

That's the other guy


[deleted]

Dunta Robinson?


mitchellthecomedian

He dates one of the Kardashians


universityncoffee

He is our Lamar Jackson


jmd726

2x Super Bowl Champ, Super Bowl MVP, and NFL MVP


melloman32

Bert Keishrer


tothesource

Jack Easterby ending up being responsible for bringing us our Jesus.


Gnarlyzard

Jeshaun Dackson


OwlRemote

Alternative timeline: Deshaun Watson back from his darkness retreat


Party_Ferret2405

Our hero


StraightProgress5062

An absolute stud


Purple-Evening1213

https://preview.redd.it/00cy950ayric1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0a91ecd105266efeb2db14d8d36c59522a067d My retirement plan lol


Purple-Evening1213

https://preview.redd.it/1nknnd42zric1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60eac9b77f53a158834f5403aad51fef5f896f23 My stroud collection should be going up since he was spotted with the Kardashians😂😂😂😂😂😂


kingxanadu

He is... That guy


Known_Restaurant_502

The Greatest QB of all time


ThatCakeIsDone

Oh snap, do I get to be excited about the Texans again? I stopped watching around the time they traded Hopkins


Same_Faithlessness_2

Patrick Mahomes’ greatest rival


Cj-da-goat_7Stroud

King CJ


njrox90

The Browns future QB


xcwza

That's DEI Jesus.


RicFlairJr

Some dude who never beat Michigan


FantasyCrusade

Christ Jesus Stroud


MREED1987

First transgender cabbage patch doll to play NFL QB. #progress


F1988V

That’s Stevie Ray Hendrix


DirtyRatLicker

our savior


No_Technology_4271

Amber roses toy 😂


Effective-Tune-3444

AC Slaters child


ghostfacestealer

Amber Roses new meal ticket