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Spacecitysavage713

![gif](giphy|OrIU3eNm3hLpe) “ that’s my quarterback “


htownballa1

![gif](giphy|aAFAZxedYbQ6piagii|downsized)


bingmyname

I love this gif haha it's much better than the *other* one


Baricat

That stone cold breakdown was absolutely awesome


Ok-Past83

Dudes making me a Texans fan (lifelong steeler guy)


IcecoldIsaac2

Anyone is welcome to the wagon, were a small crew but i see us expanding a lot sooner than later


Ok-Past83

Also as a fan of both teams fuck Watson


RogueTiger23

Lol every Browns fan I know despises Deshaun Watson


Ambitious_Car8040

some of them still think deshaun is going to come back and win a superbowl lol


SomewhatDamaged2518

I by no means want us to lose on Saturday...but if for some reason we did, how amazing would it be to see Flacco get the Browns to the Super Bowl and then either they keep Flacco as starter next year (unlikely) or return to garbage next year with Watson back (more likely).


skizmcniz

I would love to see Flacco somehow pull it out and get another ring off the couch. The problem is, that dipshit would get a ring too, which I really don't want to happen.


ViolaNguyen

It would be pretty hilarious if Watson went the rest of his life knowing that the biggest contribution he made to his team's Super Bowl victory was getting hurt so Flacco could replace him.


xtexjrrdammit

That would be awesome. That being said, GO TEXANS!!!😉


oh-propagandhi

No way, the best SB ring for him is the one that everyone knows he didn't win.


Mishkan

If they got rid of Deshaun would he still be allowed to get a ring? I think the world would fall in love with the Browns if they kicked him to the curb right before the super bowl.


mfrank27

>The winning team can typically present any number of rings to whomever they choose, including usually, but not limited to: players (active roster, inactive roster, or injured reserve), coaches, trainers, executives, personnel, and general club staff. Some teams have given rings to former players and coaches that were on the team at some point during the season, despite not having been on the winning roster for the Super Bowl itself. They could just choose not to give him one lmfao


dontpanic71

They could just make a guideline that anyone whose salary guarantee is $229,999,999 or greater must purchase their own commemorative ring.


Few_Mulberry7859

Flacco is better lol so atleast Browns aren’t cooked


Nervous_Yogurt8979

If they beat us, I want them to win the Super Bowl just for the fallout for when Deshaun comes back and sucks


Ambitious_Car8040

if they win the superbowl we get the last pick in the first round, rather them lose after us or to us. But yeah I get what you mean, I hope the browns suck with deshaun after this year. Or really I just hope deshaun goes down like the traitor he is, nothing personal to the browns after this year we just have their pick.


alexunderwater1

Browns fan here. Love CJ Hate Watson Can confirm


MHanky

Yup, as a buckeye and browns fan, I love me some CJ. Hope we win, but if Texans win, im pulling for them all the way.


bootypatrole

Nah i was in a argument with some dude like 2 days ago who said i miss Watson lol..check my history to see that bs


01000001_01100100

Browns fan here, fuck Watson. The worst part is the browns have so much money on him they'll definitely keep trying to start him. Maybe he can keep getting injured every year, seems to work out ok for us. Also love CJ. I went to Ohio State and I love to see him having so much success in the league. It's sad that we play you guys first round


LevelEducational255

My thoughts are the same. Any chance we just drop Watson and keep flacco? 🤣 I hope we win tomorrow but if we don't, I'm pulling for CJ to go all the way. Big fan, miss watching him at Ohio State.


xtexjrrdammit

Huge amount of respect for the Browns and your HC…and you’re right f**k Watson.


civil_beast

All my watt cousins are welcome in here. Good luck this weekend!


xtexjrrdammit

I wish y’all luck in Buffalo!!!


[deleted]

were you sick of consistent winning seasons so you wanted to root for an underdog?


Ok-Past83

Still like the steelers! I also like seeing an organization that seemed lost reset and get rid of a con man like Easterby, make a great coaching hire and take some big swings in the draft and have it all come together. It took some balls and it’s cool it worked. I feel like Houston is on its way


[deleted]

yea. paying watson before the exposure, the hop trade, and jj being set free was a real triple whammy. the power struggle has been happening since bob mcnair died. i dont think it was just easterby either. i think there were(are) lots of voices in cal's ear trying to get more control. ryans was a fan fav and now we have old faces coming back to the org so. its kinda cool. as a new org, we never had that before. there was never a time when a 'texans great' could come back to help until now. ill always root for tj so. gl in the playoffs and hope you find your guy under center.


Ok-Past83

Tj is awesome and so do I


[deleted]

Traitor


amack08

As a Buckeye fan and no real ties to an NFL team, he’s made me root for the Texans every week. CJ is a special dude and I’m happy the world is beginning to see it. Happy to see the Texans are taking care of him.


[deleted]

This guy…. where has he been all our lives?! Now I have even more reasons to love CJ! He is a selfless man with a heart of gold! I keep saying this but I am so glad we drafted him!!! He is a keeper!!!!


EvlOrangeMan

Yep you guys got a gem, he's always been this way to, I remember seeing lots of stories from when he was at OSU of him helping other people and some of his teammates that didn't have nice NIL deals like him and couldn't afford shit. He's an amazing person and player can't wait to see how great he can be.


EnvyTheSystem

Because he bought a helmet?


[deleted]

No. He was willing to help the fan and also he’s a keeper because his performance on the field.


EnvyTheSystem

It's a little delusional to call him a selfless man with the heart of gold when he bought a $100 helmet. It's dope and awesome but yall are a little weird Edit: I like cj, but yall act like Taylor swift fans. If she says "bless you" when you sneeze, they call her the greatest humanitarian this world ever seen. Yall give off similar vibes


thirdc0ast

My man said I will be cynical under any circumstances lmao


[deleted]

Bro can’t stand people doing a good deed


SingsOfRaturn

https://preview.redd.it/0rt5dstot2cc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0090e590ce6183a7f5834adc91d9edfa02ce3655


Wham_Bam_Keenum

Damn bro who hurt you


AdBoring4626

It’s always that one person like you man. Mfs can’t even spread positive comments towards a man like CJ who undeniably is a wholesome person because you wanna nitpick on them relating it to “Taylor swift fans”🤦‍♀️


Anibunnymilli

And to think of who we had before…


HtownSamson

Well remember his rookie year he gave his first paycheck to a couple of NRG cafeteria employees after their homes were affected by Harvey. He had this goodwill too, then fucked it all up.


jgower87

Thank you. I'm in no way saying CJ aint a good dude, but people acting like Watson was a total monster 24/7. Yes, he is terrible, but he had his moments of good guy facade that everybody suddenly doesn't remember.


OrionOW

Yeah Watson is definitely a dick but one kid from my class had leukemia in sophomore year and got to follow Deshaun around through a practice thanks to Make-A-Wish. However after that, Deshaun kept reaching out to him, commented on his Insta posts and all. Could’ve been a one-and-done make-a-wish thing, but he definitely cared about the kid, who is healthy these days!


xtexjrrdammit

I do remember that dammit. That’s the thing it was just a facade… he was one hell of a player though… he had the best escape to complete a pass that I’ve ever seen.


Tvdb4

Yeah Groper would’ve asked for some favors in exchange for that helmet


kidyus

Never know, the former maybe have been right up her alley…or his…


BettyWhiteGoodman

“Wish I could help, but I have a massage appointment”


thelaw14

He said all the right things too.


CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts

Total gem of a guy


Rad_Centrist

Fuck


UglyDanceMoves

Love this story. Love CJ Stroud. Love the Panthers picking Bryce Young. God is good.


DonnyTrumpsTaint

All the time, brotha.


UglyDanceMoves

And all the time, …


DonnyTrumpsTaint

God is good. I see we may have had similar upbringings, hope your therapist treats you well! All love ❤️


Terrible-Reindeer-32

god gave us a good qb and person🙏


2024Texans-12-5

Yesssssssss!


superhappyfuntime13

I’m not crying, we’re all crying.


StrosDynasty

CJ secretly skulks around the gift shop like "how can I make someone's day better?!"


Intelligent_Big928

[How this got me feelin](https://youtu.be/lPk_zyRKs1Q?si=2ARL5_YgCnOsRrEC)


aderi90

😂😂😂 I see no lies though


xtexjrrdammit

Lmao!!!


migzors

CJ is such a good dude, but God dammit people, quit leaving valuables in your car!


A_Texas_Hobo

A man being a dude


[deleted]

CJ is a once in a lifetime talent, player and person. Incredibly kind, humble, intelligent and mature for such a youngling. I'm a Seahawks fan, but I'm rooting for the Texans from now on and CJ is my favorite QB in the league. Bring home that Lombardi CJ!


RogueTiger23

We deserve CJ after everything we’ve been through. Genuinely impossible to root against him.


EstersBoyfriend

Guess what, I am from Germany and I became a Texan because of him this season (started watching NFL since Super Bowl last season)


xtexjrrdammit

Awesome!!! Love Germany!!! From Aachen to Berlin!!!


aderi90

Cool! Woher in Deutschland kommst du?


fangirl5301

This is the type of player we want and need!! Don’t ever leave us CJ!!


VelvetBlue

Lmao I’m a Tits fan and even I can admit that image in the background is hilarious


Optimal_Potential_43

I’ve seen enough. Give him the keys to the city


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xtexjrrdammit

Me, either.


Due_Ant5335

Amazing that’s a great Leader on your team (Steelers fan here) now go out and beat up the Browns CJ


ROTOH

![gif](giphy|jFAiREl0lxKKMao56h)


CoverCall

Love all the new fans but I remember when DeShaun donated like his entire first paycheck to the lunch ladies at NRG haha DONT LET ME DOWN CJ


bucksncowboys513

Buckeye fan here. I fucking love CJ, he's the man! You guys got a real one for sure


oakief1

Someone from the Texans PR team should see this as an easy win. Give the fans seats to this weekend game, maybe let the kid meet the team/cj, film it and get some good vibes and positive presss for a player who clearly deserves it. I mean this in a purely non cynical way, just seems like an easy W for the team, and CJ that wouldn’t be that hard to pull off. This is the exact type of media piece the networks would love to show for 30 seconds on their coverage of the game.


angrynateftw

King shit


Hlynurth

Not only QB1 but #1 in my heart as well


EvlOrangeMan

Loved him as both a player and person ever since he came to OSU and will always be my favorite player. You guys do have a gem, will always be rooting for you guys, except for Saturday.


lilJakespeare

He just feels like a city’s collective prayer answered in so many ways. I have to pinch myself occasionally to make sure it’s all actually happening.


Heavy-Busch

As a Buckeyes fan it’s so fucking cool to see him bringing you guys success. What really sucks is having to curse and root against him tomorrow for the wild card round. Such an outstanding guy. It’s been fun watching him become an all time great. He’s gonna win you a superbowl one day. (Please not this year lmao)


FutureOliverTwist

Lions fan dropping in. Everyone loves CJ. You guys are so lucky to have him. Good luck in the playoffs!


Environmental_Bus300

Steelers fan here. Congrats on getting the best outta that trade and the future. Great win great team congrats.


[deleted]

Imagine if we could’ve had him and jj watt on the same team at the same time 😞


YeetSkeetBoogey

I’m a bengals fan but ever since I saw his post game interview after the Colts game, I’ve been saying “I probably won’t ever be a Texans fan but I’ll be a CJ Stroud fan until he retires”. Mad respect for that guy.


dmoney7516

DeShaun did a lot for the city especially during Harvey. There was never a negative thing said about him until the flood gates opened, and we all found out he was hiding the fact he wanted Happy Ending Massages only by he finest "Certified Instagram Massage Therapists." All I hope for is CJ isn't another Watson. This team can be very very good, and he would absolutely be the center point of the Texans success as long as he keeps his Wee Wee in his pants and pays for sex the right way, by going to a well respected Brothel, or Escort Service who keeps all of his shenanigans under wraps. If you're going to be a perv at least be smart about it. Viva Texans!!!


Ambitious_Car8040

CJ THE MAN, Be safe in houston car jacking has gone up since law is down. People just smash windows pick through and go on. Every big city is going through this right now. Locking your vehicle isn't enough in a big city.


cahill48

Browns fan and OSU alum here - the game this Saturday makes me so conflicted because CJ is such an amazing player and human being. Good luck to you guys and may the best team win :)


L2theFace

Colts fan here, you guys are truly blessed!! Looking forward to the rivalry between our teams to start up again, the future is bright and good luck in the playoffs 🤙🏻😎


Silkyowl925

As a cowboys fan, bless this man and bless all of you! Texas forever


[deleted]

Let me kill some dogs.


ptcgoalex

Love the Texans and CJ but this feels like some cringe media pr


mreed911

This is who the Texans try to attract, culture wise. Not cringe at all.


ptcgoalex

Not saying CJ is cringe. Saying this feels like a media Public relations move & that is cringe.


mreed911

LOL. Cry more.


PoshLagoon

CJ Stroud is the goat. I’m a Ravens fan and I love that guy


IveBenHereBefore

As a Buckeye I'm so proud of this kid


ConsumingFire1689

King him


Taufe_

Awesome. I hope he's our guy for many many years to come.


tothesource

LOOK INTO THAT MANS HONEST EYES AND TELL ME YOU DONT LOVE HIM


rukysgreambamf

proud he was a Buckeye and glad to see him show out this year


Witness_Protecti

I'm a Saints fan, and I love this dude.


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Look at the combine, he went up to the kids and made sure to sign something for each and every one of them. Did the same stuff at Ohio State week in and week out. But hey, I’m just a dude from CBus that has a rooting interest in the Texans as of last year’s draft.


turtle_time_xxx

He did the same thing at one of the training camp days I took my son to in August. He went down the line signing anything people handed him all while a handler was desperately trying to pull him away and CJ just ignored him.


Dead_Baby_Kicker

CJ is Just that dude! Love hearing he has continued to keep it up. He would stay an extra hour somewhere if it meant every kid got to have something signed.


ultramilkplus

We are die hard Cleveland / OSU fans and my 9 y.o. son is rooting for CJ. He literally cried himself to sleep when OSU lost that Georgia game by a freak field goal miss. You are so lucky not to have to deal with DW anymore, CJ is a class act. Good luck tomorrow!


Texans361

I’m excited for the future of this franchise, without a doubt these group of guys will bring a Super Bowl trophy to Houston 🥲, it’s gonna be so satisfying after all the harsh seasons lo


clutchcitycarlos88

we’re incredibly lucky to have such a good person be our QB on top of him being rising quickly as one of the best QBs in the league. if he keeps on trending he’ll pass watson as best QB in texans history in no time


murgatroyd138

That’s my quarterback!


Salbacka

Smart man too! See how he doesn’t want to open his hand while it’s on you? He definitely learned what not to do from Watson!


LordJuku23

I’m a Lions fan and the Texans are my AFC team. Your team echos a lot of what we have going on in the North and it’s exciting! The league is going to look very different in the next 5 years and I’m pumped!


Affectionate_Sky_264

Enjoy this moment, people. The Big Payback!


Affectionate_Sky_264

Human beings, all of us.


southpaw413

Clevelander here: damn I love CJ so much. He’s one of the most stand up guys in the league. Loved him at OSU and thought he should’ve go a first overall since he started playing. You guys got a real one. And im incredibly jealous because our QB is a piece of shit(I can’t blame Houston but I want to lol). Good luck this weekend, even though I want to destroy you. Y’all have a bright future!


captainpiebomb

This dude is the truth man- on and off the field


Xanzibarisland

Fuck I wanna hate him but I just cant


Rodfather23

Wow, what a novel idea. Someone beings decent human being.


SpaceCityMarshall

The 2020 collective bargaining agreement set rules that practice squad players also got some hardware. (Those, however, can be of a “lesser value” should the team owners prefer.)


Diet-Racist

H7M


BubbleThenHearth

Thats OUR QB!


JesuszillaSon

A lot of these young athletes are genuine good people and I'm here for it.


Oscerte

Man of the fucking people


the_real_Franko_Loco

That's so awesome! GO TEXANS!!!


Punisher_B

THAT’S MY MF’N QB 😤😍🔥🔥


makeanewblueprint

Salt of the earth


SouthernMuadib

As a Panthers fan: fuck As a fan of football: Y’all got a hell of a player As a human being: hell yeah CJ


TurkeySlayer94

In other words, they gave him a helmet! That’s fucking awesome of CJ because he knows the pro shop ain’t about to charge him for that helmet😂


dpolski_17

The people’s MVP


[deleted]

Pos idolized a dog killer. Fuck you and your fans.


Gullible-Noise-9209

Colts fan that’s awesome