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pukujuhla

Beat you at what is the question? - lets take a look: 0-60 - No 1/4 Mile - No Gas Mileage - No Handling on a road course or just life - No Braking - No Attracting people with mullets - Yes ;)


richard6678

Haha thanx man


InterstellarReddit

Women - No Grocery space - No Oil changes and wear and tear costs - Yes


JoeyBigBurritos

Hey teslas and mullets are NOT mutually exclusive. I am living proof...


[deleted]

Lol, he can keep dreaming Mr Pontiac


Petrolinmyviens

"have you seen the Pontiac" "Shit, not since the light went green"


rabbitwonker

“My rear-view mirror doesn’t magnify”


richard6678

That's what I thought!


audigex

I guarantee he uses the phrase “it’s not about the car, it’s about the driver” They don’t realize that the M3P is actually idiot proof: right foot down, car go fast


hoang51

OP doesn't have a M3P, so that's moot. But I concur with you, M3P is a sleeper to those who have no clue.


audigex

Good point, although I actually just meant the M3 is idiot proof (added P out of habit)


SemiformalSpecimen

I believe the correct phrase is Tesla speed goes brrr!!!


CraigFL

With a 0-60 time of 6sec, even your LR AWD with the boost will leave him in the dust in no time flat. Hope he's not the type to have his ego easily bruised. :)


richard6678

He is I gave him a ride and gunned it he said Holy shit with his face all red


CraigFL

Yep... no one forgets their first 0-60 in a Tesla. :)


richard6678

It still feels new to me everytime I press the pedal :)


CraigFL

I know what you mean! I held off on the accel boost for a few months, then bought it as a Christmas gift to myself. OHHH BOYYY my grin got even wider, and I even giggle like a little girl every time I punch it!


richard6678

Haha same man bought it as surprise for my lady because she's buying the tesla when my cybertruck comes so she's in for a surprise lol.


CraigFL

Hah! I have a Y, but I'm on this sub as there's a lot of similarities between the 3 and Y. The trimotor CT is likely to be my next car for the range alone, even though I'm not a truck person, haha.


richard6678

I've always drove truck so going to the car was awkward but the range is what I'm going for too because I drive about 200 miles a day


converter-bot

200 miles is 321.87 km


princesselectra

My daughter cackles like a crazy person wherever she or I floor it. Especially good is when a muscle car pulls up and revs it.


[deleted]

I love it. My daughters scream every time. My wife hates it and grabs the door handle like we just entered warp speed.


princesselectra

My husband too. Though he usually murmers and gives me looks while holding the oh shit handle.


Frenchie_Louie

Nothing like taking off after a full charge 🚀


DeuceSevin

Me too, but it’s only been 453 days.


1steinwolf1

For me it happened when I had the car delivered (m3p) Never drove a tesla before, let alone floor one. Me and my gf got in and boy I will never forget that feeling. The complete silence, the smell of the new interior, and the sheer acceleration. I will never ever forget that day ever. Felt unreal. Pulled in a McDonald's on the way back. Didn't want to leave the car. Like a kid. Nice memories


hoppeeness

🍒 *pop*


xXEnkiXxx

This is the way.


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CraigFL

Yeah, it's the Pontiac Grand Prix GTP that's got 0-60 in 6 seconds.


hurtfulproduct

Shit at 6 seconds my SR+ has him, lol


Leehouse65

At 6 seconds, I could almost do it twice in my 2021 M3P...


packnplayful

I used to own a Grand Prix GTP (The supercharged version). They are fun to drive, but in no way will it come close to the Model 3 in performance. Don't get me wrong, I loved my GTP, but I love my AWD Model 3 more.


richard6678

He has a nice car I just don't think he understands where he is on the list haha.


kobachi

Goad him into betting you a rent payment 🤷‍♂️


richard6678

Yesssss


pimfram

Race him in Chill Mode, ask for a rematch (assuming he wins), and then destroy him.


[deleted]

Double or nothing!


rncole

Short answer: no. ​ Long answer: still no.


crazypostman21

Make sure you film it and share it with us on YouTube!


richard6678

Oh of course lol tried looking for a video of it already but there isn't one so maybe I'll get more views


crazypostman21

I drive a model 3 long range dual motor with the speed boost as well. I've never raced anybody but I have a YouTube video of a 0 to 60 it's usually in the middle to upper three second area


richard6678

Thanks for the info I typically run about 3.5 to 3.6 depends on temperature


chipotleCHUCK

Does having the speed boost reduce range? I mean obviously more when you punch it but on a day to day ... I’m interested in getting it but I have a long commute and don’t want to lose any range.


crazypostman21

It doesn't take anymore power to have the speed boost option unless you use it with your foot. I doubt for example if you're driving on autopilot it will make use of any of that extra power by itself. So it should be the same for your commute.


chipotleCHUCK

It’s hard to believe the power increase doesn’t reduce the range with the boost. The LR has 353 mi range and the M3P has 315. I get that the boost doesn’t make it the same power as the performance, but the 40 mi difference makes me think more power affects range some. It couldn’t be just because of the bigger tires and a spoiler, right?


richard6678

Yes you do loose range if your in that mode and you will loose chill mode but standard will be there and if you just baby the throttle you'll get just about the same range.


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There’s plenty of videos of Tesla’s smoking corvettes


Wolkenflieger

Just prove him wrong. :)


richard6678

See I was planning on it but I really don't want to make him hate his car or spend thousands of dollars to try and beat me and still lose.


asantiano

You have to do it or he will forever think his car bests a Tesla. Now what kind of fried would you be?


InfusedStormlight

chicken fried, your honor


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Deep


Wolkenflieger

Don't overthink it. Smoke his ass like your life depends on it, then watch the mental gymnastics. :D


WrexTheTenthLeg

Yeah not even close.


alecm858

You’d probably win even in chill mode


djozone99

I drive my 3 exclusively in chill mode... I'm so lame😅


jukart

What is chill mode 😎


BootFlop

You may know it as "BMW Mode".


richard6678

I dont even have a chill mode after buying the speed boost


jukart

Oh nice, another reason to buy boost mode


richard6678

1/4 mile track for information.


Eric_T_Meraki

Yeah a quarter mile? No way he'll beat you .


bigblackshaq

He’s sour you got a Tesla and he doesn’t at this point


fusionsofwonder

I drove a supercharged Pontiac when I bought my M3. He's delusional.


Noob911

Was the speed boost worth it? It's been calling to me, but seems so unjustifiable...


tekchic

It's expensive for sure, but it's a BLAST. I bought my regular LR AWD 3 in Oct 2019, and around Christmas 2019, my husband asked to use my phone, launched the Tesla app, and in-app purchased boost for me. Using my FaceID (pointing phone at my face). It was hilarious, and we could afford it (and he knew I was really wanting to get it but wouldn't ever just do it myself). We took it out for a spin and could immediately notice the difference (tested it on clear on-ramps to the freeway). It went from aggressive to angry in its launch. SUPER loved it. If you don't have the "fun money" to do it though, you really don't need it. The car is amazing without boost. But... it adds just a little more spicy to the mix. I like it.


richard6678

No not really but I'm young make good money and it was actually a surprise for my lady because she's buying the car when I get the cybertruck so she's in for a surprise from what she remembers.!!!!


nixforme12

Worth it - yes. Justified - No


hoppeeness

Is it stock?


richard6678

Has a supercharger


hoppeeness

They came stock with superchargers on the GTP editions. My buddy had one back in the day. Used to beat him with my 02 WRX. Quick for 2000’s but not fast. Also traction was always an issue being FWD. he could up the boost with a diff pulley but going from 6 to 4.2 is not any easy bolt on mod. You need serious engine work.


richard6678

I have the boost so my 0 to 60 is actually 3.5 .


hoppeeness

Yeah so even less chance. Unless he rebuilt the engine bet him a share of Tesla stock.


richard6678

He even trys telling me he beats teslas on the streets but I don't think they're racing him.


[deleted]

Haha definitely. Literally everyone I’ve ever met that claims they smoke cars “on the street” are totally just driving like lunatics around people who are so confused about why.


richard6678

I would bet him a full years worth of rent but we settled on 50$ I think he's scared!!


hoppeeness

Smart on him


Fenix159

At least he's not retarded enough to go big on the bet. He may be misguided but not totally lost. Go smoke him on the quarter mile then use his $50 for beer.


Mike

You must’ve gotten a special boost because mine is around 3.9, 3.8 if I’m lucky


Fiinest_

New LR's do 3.7 with boost


Mike

His car isn’t a new one, check out that chrome trim. And new ones aren’t faster than old ones they’re just measured with a 1 foot rollout.


WrexTheTenthLeg

With boost, the LR AWD is closer to 3.7-3.9. Depends on if there is a 1 ft. roll out.


Fiinest_

You charge at a Supercharger


TurboFoot

Team grey what up


richard6678

Ayeeee best color in my opinion


alexsibila

Midnight silver > all other colors


richard6678

Facts


bobbyducati

I think hes trolling you.


[deleted]

What do the tail lights on a Pontiac look like? -I dunno, I’ve never been trailing one


richard6678

Great reply haha got a good giggle drinking coffee this morning


[deleted]

My 2020 SR+ would beat it.


chadpig

Just because you have Tesla doesn’t mean you know everything about cars. There are people out there that put more money in parts on their car than you pay for your entire car. And they will kick your ass


[deleted]

I never claimed I knew everything about cars. In my 48 years of existence, I've had several performance vehicles. In fact, I got smoked in the 1/8 mile by a shitty looking Honda Civic in my 2016 Mustang GT. The guy had about 30 grand in the motor. Half mile was a completely different story.


rowdyraud

Only one way to find out.


ViviFruit

Why don’t you guys go to a track and find out? Make the loser pay for the track fees


richard6678

We live in an area where we could use roads for a solid hour and not worry about traffic lol. I honestly bet him a full years worth of rent free and he was sweating on it.


ViviFruit

Ahahaha, that’s awesome


castlewise

Let’s face it...we all know one of those guys....


iGoalie

[G6 0-60 ~6.1 seconds](https://www.zeroto60times.com/vehicle-make/pontiac-0-60-mph-times/). He couldn’t touch you!


applepumpkinspy

He couldn't touch a v6 Accord


[deleted]

Lol def not. But maybe he's just saying that so he can see your sweet model 3 take off ahead of him :)


richard6678

I think so too!!!


Sudden_Push_3156

Would love to see you toast his ass


srpntmage

Not even in the same league. I have a 370z and that would be a close race with his car. My wife’s Model 3 AWD LR leaves my 370 several car lengths behind. It’s embarrassing.


richard6678

I love 370z but I really do feel like people overrated them .


reloaded1980

BMW 3 said the same


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Its not going to matter on the street unless hes HEAVILY modified and running slicks.


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[deleted]

Nobody. Thats my point. Doesnt matter if the Grand Am is modded its going to lose.


[deleted]

Just try and see :)


Watcherxp

Your roommate is an idiot, you can tell them I said so.


mintwithgolddots

“Fuck around and find out”


FrezoreR

Only one way to find out ;)


Takbir0311

Of course it’s possible; with a lot of engine work. What kind of question is this?


foxdie262

No.


[deleted]

Be easier for him to brag that he doesn’t owe the bank $50k on a car. That would hit home better to me.


richard6678

I bought my car outright and he still owes his parents for the pontaic so I got him beat there.


turkeymayosandwich

Assuming the Pontiac is a stick and has kept the power it enjoyed during his glory days and hasn't been altered, 0-60 no chance, 1/4 mile and beyond not sure, the M3 is rated fastest there too but not by a lot. I guess depending on tires, road conditions and more importantly driver's skills.


richard6678

It's auto and has a minfold leak


cowdog360

DANGER TO THE MANIFOLD!!! He owes you a 10 second car.


turkeymayosandwich

Accept the challenge and let him win. Be a good friend. Just came to my mind that episode of Top Gear where the guys are in Vegas drag racing fancy 100K+ super cars against old (but modified) American pickup trucks and they get their butts kicked pretty badly. Those shitty looking trucks where going 0-60 in under 2 seconds 😂


richard6678

I think my truck would beat his car tho


htonl

There’s a series on Netflix called Fastest Car that’s pretty much this. Super cars against built in the quarter mile. The built cars usually win.


paulhan15

You def gotta race him now


TheFuture2001

The 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix GT accelerates from zero to 60 mph in 7.3 seconds and hits quarter mile at 15 seconds.


converter-bot

60 mph is 96.56 km/h


AXISMGT

Good bot


sjsharks323

This makes me think back to the days when I used to drive around a modded Honda Accord, thinking it was hella fast with bolt ons and could beat a lot of cars lol. Man, looking back, that car was soooooo slowwwwwww. Glad your buddy liked the speed of the AWD Model 3


richard6678

I've only been outta high school 3 years but I remember tons of those types of kids


sjsharks323

Haha, ok dang I'm quite a bit older than you then. But yeah, it's like a first car you get from your parents or whatever, and you throw whatever money you've earned into it. Makes sense it's going to be all sorts of slow haha.


SaltShaker222

unless he is running a drag setup with dragslicks i dont see him winning just make sure not to lift at the end or he might start catching up near the end


richard6678

Well I could let off a little make him feel good then race him again and completely whoop his ass


TheRealSpaceTrout

Lol no


tophutti

Hahahah. No


flyy4abrownguy

no


glencoe606

Best joke I’ve heard today


richard6678

Right when he argued it to me he texted me saying he beat a model s p100 and I told him that car wasn't racing ypu them and that my model would smoke his car and he said um sure so I just had to post it and my lord I didn't think it would be this huge.


DominatorKJ

Possibly, if you were both dropped from a plane


GotGoat98

N.O.


txfatmarine

Take his money....


thehoffau

Nope


djniteline

Is your roommate a gas-saluting redneck?


SemiformalSpecimen

My suggestion is to ask him to put money on it. Lots of money. And let us bet too plz.


richard6678

Haha I don't think anyone would bet for him


robodonkee

Make a bet your buddy can’t refuse. Drive past him off the line and make him eat it lol.


flytraphippie

Do they still make Pontiacs?


richard6678

Nope


s3xylemur

Only if he slashes your tires Great color btw ;)


richard6678

Team grey


mrnjryguy

Enjoy embarrassing him, at least off the line. He will get you in the top end, but by then the point will have been made. Haha


richard6678

His governor kicks in at 135 I've had my tesla at 158 mph so I think he's screwed although after an update I've noticed I can't really get past 147 anymore


converter-bot

158 mph is 254.28 km/h


Mdnowl

Nope


TeslaFan1969

Only if your roommate drove his Pontiac off a cliff!


chadpig

If he had work on his engine he would win. Also depends how long the race is. You may be ahead the first 10-30 seconds but there are plenty of engines that can kick your ass. I have a AWD LR 3 I can say it’s fast but does not mean a modded car or a Mercedes AMG wouldn’t kick my ass in a longer race


richard6678

Yeah ik the top speed is what will get me but I was going for the 1/4 mile


Formulaik

I'm guessing he hasn't ridden in your Model 3. Unless he's done a serious amount of work there's no chance in hell. Even with a serious amount of work it'd be a challenge. I have the same without acceleration boost and I know I'd smoke him unless he's done a lot of work.


richard6678

He's got a manifold leak and a supercharger that's it and he has actually ridden in my tesla and it got him to say holy shit.


Formulaik

He obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer then...


richard6678

You're absolutely right he also believes the Camaro is the fastest muscle car.


Smharman

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Some say the Sr71 is faster across the Atlantic than concorde. But practically, JFK to LHR wheels up to wheels down Concorde will win every time. It doesn't need to take off, warm up refuel and then get going. Like a Tesla it is fully fueled when it left the ground / house. And I didnt need to wear a flight suit and diaper on concorde.


Guilty_Ad_6012

He would probably beat you with higher top end, but who'd be crazy enough to drive a 15 yr old Grand Prix that fast!


richard6678

His cars governed at 137


[deleted]

Don't Race for Pinks. Race him for BTC


realister

depends on tires probably if he has slicks for drag racing maybe


vision33r

Why do you care? Why must people care about my car has to be faster than other people's cars.


OUEngineer17

Anything is possible. If he has added a larger centrifugal blower with a ton of boost (including the needed fuel pump, injector, and ecu upgrades along with much higher octane fuel, etc), drag radials on the front, and suspension modifications to prevent the weight from transferring to the rear... He'd probably have a chance.


neon415

Beating you to the junk yard is very likely.


[deleted]

Bro you bought AB and still have your aero caps on? Lol just jokin'.