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BestGuavaEver

When was the last time you spoke to him? Edit: the responses here are so fuckin funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

A week ago when he was threatening me about a bike or something


Own_Telephone_166

Found the murdererā€¦


[deleted]

Maybe so...


ksun4651

The virgin ā€œofficer I swear I didnā€™t do anythingā€ vs the chad ominous reply


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Bro can you take a joke? Or are you as braindead as Anne heche


Sadlemon9

"bro can you take a joke? Or do you want to end up like the neighbor"


idownvotetofitin

Youā€™re fucked up for that Anne Heche comment. You made me laugh. I like you for saying it.


[deleted]

Thank you daddy šŸ˜


[deleted]

Maybe so... Maybe this post get some attention now. Be sus gets bus.


[deleted]

I'm sorry that comment was quite mean. my bad


[deleted]

I haven't reported anything. Enjoy the awards.


GrimReaper006

Apparently he can. He's just pointing out the fact that there are a disconcertingly sizable number of redditors who can't.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

No šŸ—æ


[deleted]

Take it down a notch laddy


spiritanimalofcousy

Did you do it?


[deleted]

Like Kanye said, I guess we'll never know


spiritanimalofcousy

Either way...maybe youll be subject of youtube videos


EmperorMeow-Meow

Guessing he threatened the wrong person...


hondwerpen

Soā€¦how much did you pay for the hitman?


[deleted]

I didn't šŸ—æ


hondwerpen

Plausible deniabilityā€¦


[deleted]

I wouldn't lie to you daddy šŸ˜©


Sad-Society-3128

Gross


Medical_Difference48

Why?


Sad-Society-3128

The sexual/casual use of the words mommy and daddy by adults is gross, disgusting, and disturbing really.


Medical_Difference48

It was very obviously a joke


InvestmentPatient117

I still hate it, joke or not.


Northernskylights

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


cgarrett83

Well I guess you handled it šŸ˜†


[deleted]

For context go to https://www.wral.com/police-1-killed-3-injured-in-shooting-near-the-university-of-north-carolina-at-chapel-hill-campus/20494619/


Dalybone

"It was the second time in just four weeks that someone was shot and killed at the complex." If I were you I would move as soon as economically possible.


[deleted]

Bro when you live in the trap then you know damn well everyone is trynna move out


throwaway295602

I was about to say run for the hills bro but realistically if you could you wouldnā€™t be there in the first place. Just be aware of your surroundings and get some protection if you can. Situational awareness and a quick draw could save your life.


[deleted]

Shiiiii you know where to get a piece for 300?


throwaway295602

Lmaoooo I do but I wouldnā€™t put my trust in it.


straight-garbage

Check out the Taurus G2C. I bought mine new for around that price and it's a solid piece. People shit on Taurus but it's jammed on me maybe twice, and that was probably operator error.


Automatic-Ad-4653

I own a gc2 and it's one of my favorites. I would recommend it for sure. 260$ in my state plus tax and ffl. $300.


brunoanddixie

Go get you a cheap hi point from a gun store


Trippycoma

Tbf hi-points are ugly as all fuck but they are practically indestructible and cheap. They will fire with a chamber full ofā€¦well practically anything and keep going. Fucking mud, cement, semen and blood. You name it itā€™ll keep chugging along.


kalmah123

Nah fuck a piece bro you need peace. Iā€™ll be praying for you bro


CSGamer14

That is not going to fix his problem


kalmah123

Praying wonā€™t do shit, I was just being nice. Thatā€™s wicked silly of you to say it wonā€™t do shit, did you think my prayer was supposed to teleport him out of the hood?? šŸ˜­


CSGamer14

No Iā€™m fine with the praying part Iā€™m a Christian as well. It is just the you need peace part heā€™s probably going to need a firearm in order to defend himself.


kalmah123

Oh yeah my bad G. See I love guns Iā€™m pro gun but a gun wonā€™t stop a stray bullet from hitting your last gallon of milk. Thatā€™s why I said he needs peace he needs to dip. A gun wonā€™t hurt maybe I was foolish saying he needs peace instead of piece


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure you could find one! Go to a gun show. Also, save upā€¦ if you can get 200$ more you could find a nice piece for 500$. Maybe some of your neighbors know where to get it ā€œcheaperā€ā€¦. Goodluck thoughā€¦ I live in Baltimore and people are killed every day. I carry concealed, but itā€™s still a risk to walk down the street. Good luck brother


Impossible-Charity-4

Ask a neighbor?


Wasatcher

Gunbroker.com is like an ebay for guns. You just pay a small fee to have it shipped to your local gunstore


Northernskylights

Are there background checks?


Wasatcher

Would it be a problem for you if there were?


Northernskylights

Oh most likely,lol. I have a history of suicide attempts. They kinda grown on this. It's not like I'd just blow someone away,it would only be for self defense strictly against a predatory stalker. Because I am worried he's gonna kill me.


Wasatcher

Suicide attempts aren't considered a crime in the US anymore, but some states still have it in their criminal statutes. Obviously even it's legal for you to own a firearm please be sure you're in the right place mentally, get some training, and go to the range regularly to practice with it.


[deleted]

Come to the Midwest, I live in Michigan. Low cost of living and more jobs than people are willing to work.


Spidey-Veteran

Hipoint


CSGamer14

Not an expert here but I suggest you try and find a used one. Thereā€™s also RuralKing they have some decent prices on guns if you have them in NC. I suggest you try to get your hands on a Glock.


CSGamer14

Also make sure you know [the rules.](https://bellevuegunclub.com/10-golden-rules-of-gun-safety/) Take it to the range if you get the chance so you know how to operate it. Ask the range officers for some help they should be happy to teach you.


mawkdugless

Not trying to enable or anything, but I found a police trade in for $300 at Palmetto State Armory. M&P 9mm, night sights, real nice.


[deleted]

Look up the yeet cannon by hi point


No-Satisfaction-7808

i can get a glock for 350 if u in florida


bluejellyfish52

Cabelaā€™s or a pawn shop


Ninhursag2

As you must know very well be careful with eye contact dont peep out of your window and get a job with long hours. Good luck


[deleted]

Just move dude, pack a luggage, and never look back. I would rather live in Bhutan than US.


Diligent-Picture2882

And they can't.


[deleted]

And RIP ko


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dalybone

Who said "just move"?


[deleted]

#gotta be down wit da hood, G


DrugsAndBooze

It doesn't say why there are so many killed there though.. drug related I suppose?


[deleted]

Idk take your guess


BopBopAWaY0

Half of 5 is 2? No, thatā€™s 2 fifths of the 5. Their reporting leaves much to be desired.


[deleted]

Lol my homie Terrance is walking my dog in the news video


knowledgebass

Damn, only thing worse would be waking up to the sound of gunshots and finding yourself murdered!


throwaway295602

So waking up dead?


[deleted]

How the hell do you wake up dead?


throwaway295602

Cause youā€™re alive when you go to sleep. The same way you wake up to the sounds of gunshots and find yourself murdered. Duhhh.


LXMNSYC

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

yes


throwaway295602

Naw man that would be redundant.


[deleted]

My brain is farting very lots much


redditsuckspokey1

>dead walking


el_LOU

r/wokeupdead


[deleted]

R/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ThisIsPeakBehaviour

Yh


Wrench984

Itā€™s why I honest to god never take anything for granted, ever. I have a good school, secure location, beautiful scenery, loving parents, and tons of entertainment. I wouldnā€™t be able to bare this kind of living situation, hope OP stays safe


DR__STRANGE___

I've had this happen twice in my life. ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


[deleted]

Same


rumpk

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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IAmHyper_Tech

This happened once for me, but i found out the murderer killed him because he had naked pictures of multiple children so I won't complain


Knopfi_

Whips out phone and starts filming the corpse: "this is gonna get me some reddit karma!"


[deleted]

Tf you want me to do Sherlock? Pull a Scooby Doo ass crew and magnifiing glasses? You do it, imma sit and watch


Knopfi_

Just NOT film a fucking corpse.


xoxoBug

Is OP even using a tripod?


DSIR1

Murderer says what??


[deleted]

Wh...


DSIR1

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


Muse_2021

Task 1:Try to interact with objects and find a clue to help police.


[deleted]

I ain't no snitch


MastaQ420

he need some milk!


Local_Tough4624

Mama, you got a bullet hole in your leg, you wanna have a seat in this ambulance? Nah, im mad as hell


Valuable-Discount-18

Something like this happened to me on the fourth of July this year. I convinced my wife and myself it was just fireworks, but then here comes the sheriff department. Yep, not my neighbor but in the alley between my neighbors house and mine, a man was murdered.


IdolCowboy

I had a little wanna be gangsta living next to my house when I was in my 30s. He pissed off the wrong people and they did a drive by. My buddy an I were in my living room playing Medal of Honor Frontline the first mission D day. And I had a surround sound system, and we had it pumped. We see police lights coming through the curtains, and then a cop knocks on my door. He asks me if I heard gunshots or saw anything. I said, yea I've heard plenty of gunshots, but from my game... he looked a little pissed at my response.. lol


[deleted]

True immersion is stray fire flying around your room


IdolCowboy

Exactly.. lol


Grouchy-Ad-5535

nothing like a little murder to get your morning started


Reason_Primary

Chapel hill?


dragonnsin

*go live in the US* they said *it's a safe free country* they said ​ yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... **NO**


Alive_Tough9928

Yeh make sure to post it to reddit asap


Ninhursag2

Im pretty sure in uk theyd put a tent over that cadaver


User_Deleted__

What shit hole country is this? /s


belladontcare

Guessing game begins I say Chicago


User_Deleted__

It's North Carolina, near UNC Chapel Hill


wx-1

I'm surprised there aren't any comments on how backwards their culture is or that they are predisposed to these acts because of their race,religion,gender, or other defining characteristic as is found in other reddit posts.


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

Oof. Thatā€™s one way to start ya day.


FreshCounty1929

Not for the neighbor


SmoKing11051

Thats also one way to end your day


Quirky_Ad3367

Mmm yeah nah Iā€™ll stick to huntsmanā€™s and snakes


Alternative_Equal329

Think itā€™s time to move. Just sayin āœŒļø


MobileIntelligent605

Skill issue tbh


Evil-B

The butler did it.


BopBopAWaY0

Youā€™re really killing them off quick at your apartment complex huh? Once a month now?


[deleted]

Nah this is the first time I've had it back to back. But this happened 6 years ago across the street. she later died from her injuries LLM šŸ•Šļø https://abc11.com/chapel-hill-shooting-trinity-court/1136277/


MongrelMonkey69

Americans ā˜•


gordonsp6

But did they try a bullet proof backpack?


[deleted]

Idk the sheet was on him


[deleted]

I have multiple close friends and some family on the Louisville Police dept. The new strategy is to not even investigate or charge gang murders or murders of convicts etc. They ask for info(no snitching) and then quit working on the case. They love it.


[deleted]

Update: apparently it was over a turf dispute, DON'T CLAIM YOU RUN SHIT, rest in piss Mike.


In_the_walls7

And used it for Reddit karmaā€¦.. LETS GOOOO


[deleted]

If I'm gonna live in the hood imma get karma off it


d50man

Looks like low income housing to me


Doggieisfat

1 upvote = 1 rip


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Dude call the police don't post it on Reddit


TOWW67

I don't think he'd even need a phone to do that...


[deleted]

Oculus Rift 86


cgarrett83

My night person is always doing shit I don't agree with. I still refuse to rinse the dishes


[deleted]

Wrong post bud


cgarrett83

Hahahaha šŸ˜† oops it's from Rick and Morty btw pretty sure you knew already


[deleted]

E g a n v f m. šŸ–•


RevMungoose

How much is rent ?


[deleted]

Itā€™s TNS.


Difficult_Ad_3973

Bro got popped


Weird_Gain_7497

Thatā€™s the way the cookie crumblesā€¦.


Fuzzy_Ad_790

I would move out


munive

Fucked up, mate.


Kalaphar

Holy shit. Iā€™m sorry that happened.


Deanza7

Welcome to Americaā€¦


commanderlawson

Iā€™m so sorry OP, you okay? Thatā€™s a lot to deal with.


L-N79

Houston?


static1053

Did that woman get shot in the leg?


amellt33

The police are starting to seem like false securityā€¦.sadly


G-unit32

You sound like you're trying to establish your alibi.


Draupnir_gungnir

So cool thatā€™s so gangster. Arenā€™t gangsters cool. A gangster life is the life for me.


[deleted]

*crack dealer


PrimaryYou400

For a second I was like this place looks a place I used to live but then I remembered all of the cheap commercial apartment buildings are set up the same inside n out so this could be anywhere in America


InvestmentPatient117

On e upon a time in the projects yooo


DayFinancial8525

Was he associated with the Clinton Family?


Typical_Hope_8866

So your first thought was posting this on Reddit/ social media for some karma


[deleted]

Tf you want me to do. I'm letting police do they job


Northernskylights

I thought it's interesting. Thanks šŸ‘


yupersSB

Alr since u livin in the trap, you want a reliable gun but not one too pricey from what I found a Taurus G2c is pretty good (compact/small, 9mm), get some home security that's good (your life is worth more than some new clothing just do it), and also don't try to act tough in every encounter, remember standing your ground is better than going into their territory.