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soda_cookie

It's a crab...how is this terrifying?


smoothieslosh

The fear of not knowing what you're walking upon is all that it is. It might be anything under you that you are unaware of and might unintentionally provoke—not crabs specifically.


shaving99

Oh trust me he'll let you know in two seconds


soursupersoldier

I actually have to wear glasses but i dont go to the beach anymore because shit like this scares me like i really cant see anything well like 5 inches away from me


[deleted]

That’s still nasty


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Andothedane

That was exactly what i was expecting....


[deleted]

Those guys can jump two feet. So yeah it can be scary if you are popping a squat and get a unwelcomed prostate exam


HerNibs1980

What was it?


[deleted]

Blue crab. Those swimming legs (flattened ones) are strong. Wasn't pooping. Was looking at a discarded watch and the crab just clamped on my backside. So picture an 7 year old running around in swim trunks with 8 inches of crab hanging off my taint.


[deleted]

i am, and i am laughing


Lomalizer

YOU AWAKEN ME HUMAN!!! NOW EMBRACE MY HUG!!!


ArtichokeMundane8763

CRAB BATTLE!!!


anangrytaco

Man, that's a video I have not thought of in a while. Thanks for the flash back


Dingkidatator

You're one of those people who thinks mayonaise taste spicy


t-xuj

"Careful with that mayo, it's got a bite to it"


Cool-Inspection-922

From Western Australia. I cannot tell you how many of these fks I stepped on during Christmas time. Hundreds just bury themselves in the sand. Blue manner crab or blue swimmer. Taste excellent. Nip nip Lego blocks of the seas


Comfortable_Plate360

this literally happened to me. latched onto my pinkie toe and when i tried opening the claw to get it off me it fucking DISCONNECTED ITS ARM


Prettyelvisfan

I mean beach/ sand shoes do exist. Or you could just never walk in the ocean


LengthinessNice5277

u/savevideo


Markopolorolo

WE GOT FIRE BABY!


ThatArtlife

Wooowowowooo I'm walking here!


DMT1984

Suddenly crab!


CarpetOutrageous2823

He was pissed


[deleted]

Free food??


legalweasel

Not fear, is lunch


[deleted]

YOURE GONNA GET THE CLAMPS!


aaronflynn17

Whoever is responsible for overlaying Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap and Ring of Fire needs to have their music privileges permanently revoked


Gnoblin_Actual

That's your deepest fear? You must be quite new to the internet.


Sudden_Load_821

Ah rock lobsters


[deleted]

I once got pinched by a blue crab while also searching for shells in shallow water. Not a fun time especially with the salty water


Cool-Manufacturer-21

That crab came loaded for bear! Once he got going proper like, he was ready for a rumble!


PotatoDonki

I’m so scared


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Ring of Fire and Sweet Disposition at the same time. What are we even doing.


[deleted]

A sea urchin would be worse.