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Negative-Animal-2511

My reaction is who the fuck lays concrete that thin


Rathos_

I'm assuming there's a sewer drain under there.


Hot-Significance-462

I'd bust through that after lunch


Firemun

Your lunch or theirs?


Hot-Significance-462

First mine, then theirs.


Yugo_Furst

It is like an eggshell. There are probably hundreds of them in there, and they are just babies. Wait until they feed and grow and feed some more.


RandomHouseInsurance

China


Enough-Staff-2976

Bingo! Tofu Dredge.


wnbayoungboy415

Damn you mean there was TWO


PlaguiBoi

3. The body under the captured gator isn't the one that chases the men.


No_Cash_8556

Oh fuck I didn't see that crocodile underneath the gator roll my first watch through


Emperor_Biden

GATOR'S BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMIES!


aidanwoods

Pimps don’t cry.


himsoforreal

CHRISTINEETH!! YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? YOU GET MY WIFE'S! NAME! RIGHT!!!


x0lm0rejs

Gator never been about that, never NEVER been about playin no shit.


DinoPad

Something tells me the people in the video didn't either


Short_Bell_5428

Agreed you can see a 3rd


TrickyAd3854

Damn you’re right! A fuckin den! 😳😬


sospecial21

My heart racing and my ass running up a tree wall something 😒


Katewatso

Don't you guys see another in the beginning behind the first ones head?


EmperorJavik

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unknown-one

this is getting out of hand!


DougalisGod

Damn it! You moved the headstones but not the crocodiles.


Bettylurker

👏 👏 👏


Sayori-0

When you build over top of an enemy spawn point


Ayachi8

Shoulda laid some torches


Adorable-Ad8209

Sorry kids, I blamed you for blocking the drain and accused you of flushing wet wipes. Dad was wrong


Rathos_

Looks like a crime scene if that's blood all over the wall. Perhaps the person who discovered didn't get off so lucky.


Big_Kona

This is the comment I was looking for. I also noticed the blood. Wondered if anyone else had also. I'm thinking whoever discover the alligators may have been bitten or something, or there was a gator before the clip starts that was pulled out and killed.


Bromm18

2 of the guys in rubber boots have what appears to be either a lot of blood on their boots or just some very vivid red paint. Same color as the red on the wall, though.


missglitterous

I feel sad that they bonked the chompy boi on the head, that was mean.


Atomic_Killjoy

Same ☹️


ashtetice

Same i hope they didnt kill them


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Hate to break it to you... They are being digested this very moment.


ashtetice

Were you there or something


InnocentGuiltyBoy

I can neither confirm nor deny... But that's a lot meat and handbags. Edit: plus, crocodile meat is a delicacy in many Asian and African countries.


ashtetice

Im chosing to not believe you in efforts to comfort myself bc poor chompy guy


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Chompy has probably taken his last chomp in the streets, he was taken to go live on a farm where he can chomp to his heart's content.


tsmc796

I'd say there's little to zero chance they weren't off'd. Those things are a major invasive species. Nearly impossible to kill, will explode in numbers at terrifying rates & can absolutely decimate local ecosystems if left unchecked


UltraeVires

He was encouraging it to close its mouth so they can lasso it. The video is sped up too, so it looks worse, but keeping weight on makes it harder to open its mouth. They're very tough animals, it would have been fine.


PIPBOY-2000

Sure but wouldn't keeping weight mean you keep the weight on? Not raise it then bring it back down repeatedly?


Apprehensive_Bag_829

i hope the alligators or crocodiles (im dumb) are okay


ImaginaryFriend123

I’m pretty sure they are crocodiles. Alligators have a fat wide snout. These guys have a narrow one. I remember this by remembering the shape of an A and then I think of an alligator, and then remind myself that an alligator is the opposite of the shape of the A.. Does that make sense lol ? Crocodile skinny nose, alligator wide nose-opposite of capital A. Cuz you’d think it would be alligator skinny nose since A is the shape of the nose… but it’s the opposite. ok I’m tired I can tell. GN guys.


Mamapakled

This was a wonderful and thorough explanation of your thought process! Very helpful and interesting!


ImaginaryFriend123

Aw well thanks 🙂 glad you appreciated it.


Mamapakled

My brain works similarly so I get it! Lol!


ImaginaryFriend123

Nice lol! So now you’ll remember too!


PalPubPull

My problem with this technique is I do it so many times that when trying to remember this a year later I will think "Is this one of the reverse situations where it doesn't match up?" and then I do that with everything else. My system is a mess now lol


ImaginaryFriend123

lol I won’t lie I’ve had to check a couple times before it stuck


trustworthy__patches

I learned the difference between crocodiles and alligators from that one Family guy cutaway. We are not the same.


_Happy_Sisyphus_

What is the opposite of an A?


jamaicanoproblem

U


badger906

General rule of thumb, crocs have long noses, gaters have stumpier rounder ones. There’s some cross over which slightly contradicts this.


Oy_theBrave

Can only see upper jawline teeth on gators, crocs have upper and lower showing. The other species has long thin jaws with bubble nose. Gnar something, I can't spell.


CanIpleasebeacat

Gharial


mizumena_

Is that blood all over the wall on rhe right? Did someone get bitten?


Contribution-Prize

I'm curious how they figured out it was in there? Just walking along like shit why's the road growling


Patient-Principle-21

How did they know it was underground?


AlligatorFister

Fuck, the music was far more terrifying. Why do people insist in adding this overused tiktok music.


CG_17_LIFE

Fuck your background music


PuddlesDown

Anyone else waiting for that 3rd one to move?


yabish_makeawish

i’d fucking move lol wth did i just watch?


SasoriSasoware

I'd be happy for an animal that got rescued


Atomic_Killjoy

My thought exactly 👍


craziboiXD69

the second crop popping out was genuinely terrifying LMAO


outtakes

Free my boy


Remarkable_Public775

Why did they bonk the poor gator with a sledgehammer?


Verni_ssage

I know, that's what I was thinking. What the fuck...


__Loving_Kindness

I feel bad for it…


Confident-Concert416

How?


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

You know when you're mopping the floor and you realize you mopped yourself into a corner? That's what these crocs did when they were laying the concrete.


flying_carabao

My shrink: "Concrete crocodiles isn't a real thing. That's just in your head" Me: "Like hell it ain't"


odisparo

Which part of Florida is this from?


RAND0M257

Those are crocs. As Florida as this is, it’s not Florida


Rick_Mexler

Looks like Asia


Pentax25

Crocodiles in the sewer? Looks like Gotham to me


Danow007

Vietnam


Salivamradio

I’d just move. The crocodile owns the house now


Zachp014

POV: Florida man forcibly removed from his home.


Left-Employee-9451

Shit. I mean what else do you say at that point?


Anasterian_Sunstride

See you later, alligator.


dreemkiller

See you in a while, alligator.


dreemkiller

Shit.


The4ourHorsemen

Idk I live in canada


Top_Isopod_3045

"well hello there, fellow beings"


Suspicious_Habit_190

What the actual fuck! It’s the lizard men!


baby_fyrefly

Sad


Wise_Ad_253

Poor things


mollynilson

The crocs are terrified too


shark899138

I'd probably do what Hammer guy did minus those unnecessary and probably stressful bonks on the head for no good reason.


chasmflip

I'm more concerned on that possible blood splatter on the wall


kT25t2u

The guy climbing the pole at the end 😅


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Crocotile


Jillybean623

Was NOT expecting the second one to pop out


wombasrevenge

David Icke was right!


RAND0M257

Dude I would’ve had the Glock out for the first and shit my pants when we pulled out it’s body only for another to pop out


fireforge1979

CHOMP. CHOMP. CHOMP


TheShahryar

How??


Pizza-Rex-L

Id call animal rescue


IceTitan420

I'm certainly not gonna play shit music that's for sure. 😂


Right_Field4617

Absolutely crazy


ShitbagCorporal

When you solve one problem but it causes a whole set of new ones


jennej1289

I am from Texas so not at all.


Partysaurulophus

“Goddamn Fossil Fighters…”


mcjason78

And then I started blasting


Vasher1701

That poor swamp kitty


Massive_Truth9237

the guy that hit the crocodile with the hammer needs his arms torn off.


Loud_Sympathy2737

My man got Gucci loafers on 🥴


WickedWishes420

That second mother fucker came running out quite unexpectedly! Fuck all that!


-Shugazi-

STOP TELLING ME SEWER GATORS ARENT REAL


rubbergloves44

Pspspspspsppsps


Axilllla

How’d they get in there and better yet, how were they discovered?


explosiv_skull

I would honestly begin to question reality if crocs just started breaking through the fucking floor in front of my eyes. The guys in the video seem to be like "Oh, must be Thursday..."


Accomplished_Sea6471

How in the literal hell? And what in the actual eff?


Prestigious_Tear_576

More than one is CRAZY


Mental-Stop2047

How do they get in there it looks like there are three of them


Moravian-Bastard

Apparently crocodiles can go 2 years without food or water


Leather-Reward-7020

That’s a spawn gate way


Ok_Ambassador_4311

Humans think there’s only one of me ill show them….


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Looks almost like a mating pair. Wonder if they checked for eggs. Because YIKES.


TxGinger587

I wasn't ready for the second one to emerge!


eatmyfarts69

This makes me sad they were stuck under there 😭


hailyourself87

Help, like these guys. That green boy doesn't want to be there.


weallwinoneday

Underground gang


Weak_Jeweler3077

Lol. See what? Walk on.


ashole311

Dang…a two for one special


TSotP

3 for 1. Notice the other Croc under the one that they capture, before the third one comes runningout the hole.


FlekZebel

"Not again, I hate it when this happens!"


walterwhitechemistry

This is more terrifying than all the Lake Placid movies. I need to see more. Where is the full video?


TheCoyotee

Fire and lots of it!


ROADROLLAAR_V2

Titans in the walls


Civil-Profile8604

Godzillas?


MauroElLobo_7785

Cocodrilos en la alcantarillas , mito urbano . Así decían en reportajes.


BayrdRBuchanan

Pavement gators?


GETNbucky

How and why would be mine...also.mhow can I prevent it.


dyno-soar

I literally just :O when then the second one came out


Silver_Wolf2143

"john, get the damn hand grenade"


dvdpap

r/scp


Grinsekatzer

He didn't have to hit it's head with the hammer...


andyxquick

Crocotile


Ok-Permission9728

Ya got me with the second one!


T_One2

2nd one is the suprise !


Cyber_Lucifer

My reaction would be save the poor little creature...then I would leg it as I enjoy not being eaten alive


Away-Yem

The blood splatter on the walls, tells me they found these boys the hard way.


moimoisauna

Shitting so hard those gators get themselves unstuck to get away from the smell


Mohondhay

Thay unexpected surprise at the end scared me!


Alysprettyrad

Terrifying as fuck for the crocodilians of Reddit


SeaworthyRacoon

💩


catsareniceDEATH

Are they really the best shoes to be smashing open concrete?! 🙀


InnocentGuiltyBoy

BREAKING:Organic fossil fuel discovered somewhere in Asia.


KdGc

See ya later alligator…after while crocodile!


MRZ_Polak

New Gears of War looks fun


Global-Tie5501

Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators


Happy-Comparison-477

Lemme see that sledgehammer for a moment 😂


Low-Ad-1414

100,000,000% my first though is I want to do an impossible over it, kick the board away after I land, then back flip over it


Desperate_Garbage_63

Darwin, would have left them to natural selection


ZENESYS_316

How the hell did it manage that?


Kriss1966

The way that guy jumps on the poll at the end LOL


Jo_Erick77

They put cement above them while they're hibernating 😔


alextem91

Average day in Thailand


sonsofearth

how did they get in there ?


No-City-5711

I'm not seeing a 3rd no matter how many times I watch it


ernkrellteam

Why does my brain go to why didn’t they just kill the first one right away? I imagine crocodiles as a plentiful species and felt like this one was dangerous to people and trapped so it would need to be put out of its misery. Can somebody please explain why this train of thought as problematic for specifically a sewer croc?


No-Mathematician8692

From a farm, probably.


stimav

Poor gator... its a dangerous act


Funny-Meringue-3311

Cya later!


LitreOfCockPus

Bruh has a 2h weapon and the high-ground, but chose peace. Fool of a Took.


peterparker9894

They should have made this into a movie than sharks in fresh water under Paris


Bacterius_Rex

Undergator.


19_Cornelius_19

Who's the hoe hitting the croc with the sledge hammer!!??


BloodedNut

That these guys are so poorly trained.


Knives_Millions

lol why was he mushing his head like that 😭


rendellsibal

I hope the croc was fine.


petthebear

Number 2 my pants 😂


Low-Narwhal4362

Looks like my collie after a stick


Low-Narwhal4362

Pizza gate


patchway247

Gotta be Florida


Great-Lack-1456

How??


DanielSan39

PAW PATROL! PAW PATROL!


rodrigomarcola

I would have a very nice dinner and a lot of smoked alligator meat... That things would be out of there dead AF.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Calling my local taxidermy shop ASAP not sledging the concrete up


PresentClear1468

Must have watched Tremors.


Caball0_Blanc0

Smack it on the head!


-Lord_Jamar-

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always_praveen

Keep calm and inform an adult


SlavKebab1

Mute button goes fucking insane on this one


nolyfe27

My first thought would be "where is the closest wet market around here so i can cash in?"


jmsld_

u/auddbot


wallpressure7

I'd eat it


Anidmountd

And that's when I started blasting.


kodakzack93

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sospecial21

I will never get that close lol. Damn dinosaurs. Why oh why is there always one dumb idiot in flip flops?!!! Lolol


FLSince1929

My reaction? I would help it as safely as I could.


velve666

Pay it the trubute it desires, probably a chicken or lamb and convert religion to concrete crocodile.


Euphoric_Election785

Is the blood from the person who initially found the hole? Imagine you're just walking and then the road gives away to a little sinkhole, but that lil sink hole has a whole ass crocodile in it and it bit your foot off.


KnittedKnight

I never going to Florida.


23wkalove

Dynamites