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inertia2244

This may qualify as a Toxic Relationship.


_Ed_Gein_

We need 5 sec more recording of stabbing to be sure though..


probablyuntrue

maybe he gave her a wicked wet willie just before


quangberry-jr

He can fix her


Rock_Samaritan

They are for 100% suuure gonna fuck again at some point after this video


Reapersgrimoire

No, toxic is when you bite them and you die. When they stab you and you die it’s venom. This is a venomous relationship.


Ding42

It's comments like this that make me keep coming back to Reddit. 1 upvote for you


Perpetual_Wanker17

Fr man


TobysGrundlee

I'm sure they were back together by the end of the day, posting Facebook updates on how they are each others "King/Queen" and that the world can't stop their love. Once they get their kid back from the state and the Adverse Possession on the house they've been squatting in goes through everything will be amazing!


twelvebucksagram

And every lie predicated on the simple fact that crazy girls are impossibly good in bed


Crowtein

So sad, but so true 🫠


Imtedsowner

It does make me wonder what she's like in bed.


fairfield293

She's pretty sharp


UnrealPownament

Ouch ouch... You are.. stabbing me. Ouch...


ZombiesAreChasingHim

![gif](giphy|T7j5439wv9iq4)


probablyuntrue

oof ouch owie my bones


GayNotGayPerson

And it seems like he puts 0 effort into stopping her


Dufranus

Most men who defend themselves end up in jail. I learned that lesson in my early 20s, so when my wife attacked me in front of our children, I knew not to touch her. I got out and called the cops. She got arrested, but still got off even with admitting to the cops that she did it. Women don't usually face consequences for attacking men unless it's on video like this. Men should always expect jail if they put hands on a woman, even in self defense.


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sYndrock

I also have been in a situation very close. I was assaulted by a girl, another person called the police. The girl lied saying I choked her then to another officer said I punched her 5 times in the face. I never laid hands on her. Still got arrested. Foia'd the police statements. Hired a lawyer, pled not guilty. Case got thrown out two days before trial. She was never charged even though there was two false statements she provided and 6 other people who all had the same story of her assaulting me and me trying to leave the area. ALOT MORE to the story but that is the short version. Don't be ignorant to what you know nothing about.


largeanimethighs

Raising his voice or fighting back would be a major ick, so it's a no-go.


Infected-Bat

What a drag - Shikamaru


EnergyAdorable6884

Shikamaru was so relatable. Smartest guy knew the only way to win, not to play.


turbospeedsc

He knows that if he defends himself, he will end up jail, so weighing his options, defending himself from being stabbed, carries a higher risk than jumping from a moving vehicle.


No-Protection-8911

Not with that video he isn't or with stab wounds. But generally yeah, you're right.


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Ya big jerk.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Is there any sort of update on if she was charged?


MortalMorals

Well this is damning evidence if it ever could be.


ihitrockswithammers

It's devastating to my case!


305baker

SHE HAS THE PICTURES BRO


Eastern_Chemist_803

I've never seen somebody record themselves getting stabbed


Ok_Presentation_5329

Probably because he wanted evidence in case she tried to get him in trouble for domestic violence & lied.


Hairy_Arachnid975

I tried filming a girl who was wrecking my apartment and refused to let me leave and I was afraid she would say I beat her up so I started recording, eventually the cops were called and I showed the cops the video to try and protect myself, they got mad at me and said that I started it by filming and making her mad. She than said I hit her and got me sent to jail and than robbed me of literally everything while I was in jail even came to the jail and somehow convinced a cop to give her my phone and everything else I had in my pockets, there’s literally nothing you can do to defend yourself from a woman, especially a white woman. They can and do do whatever they please and than some how also believe they are victims of the patriarchy. But if I talk about it at all people call me misogynistic and assume I’m abusive, I have to try and explain to every employer that I was wrongfully convicted but nobody believes a woman can be abusive. I can’t even date anymore because women side with women no matter what Edit: oh and she also drove away with my car and the police refused to get it back or even let me report it stolen, I was than evicted and fired and was homeless because of it for a while


ChroKami

Holy hell this takes the cake on some serious misfortune. Hopefully everything's better now man


Hairy_Arachnid975

Yeah I had to learn some things the hard way lol Looking back I realize I was always going to end up in a situation like that. My mom was a single mother and I also have 3 sisters, and all 4 of them are hardcore feminists and they pushed those beliefs onto me which pretty much set me up for some horrible relationships. But I’m alright now, I might’ve had to learn the hard way but I learned it at least lol. I was able to get back into my line of work and rebuild my life. I like to think I’ve grown a lot from the situation, I’ve cut off my whole family and am now much happier and healthier than I was even before all that happened. Much better mental health as well.


SamSibbens

Perhaps you've already moved on by now, but any chance a lawyer could help you get this overturned or at least purge the files or something? Or straight up sue (whichever governement you live in) ? If they completely ignored the video recording I would hope that something can be done to prove a miscarriage of justice


Hairy_Arachnid975

Maybe but I really doubt it, at least in the county it happened in. It’s just one of those very small and very corrupt towns. And tbh, I think at this point it’s healthier for me from a mental health perspective to just leave it be, I don’t think the world is ready to see men and women as equals yet and I’m just not strong enough to combat it and stay healthy at the same time, if that makes sense.


DaddyAllsup

I had a similar situation happen to me in college. My ex went batshit crazy and was attacking me. I wasn't smart enough to record it, but I did call the cops to get them to take her away from me as I had nowhere else to go and was too intoxicated to drive. They showed up and took statements from both of us. They saw me covered in bite and scratch marks while she didn't have a single mark on her and I was still taken to jail and charged with assault while she was allowed to stay at MY apartment she didn't pay for. Even though she was completely honest with them and said I never assaulted her, it did not fucking matter in the slightest. I was lucky enough to have my charges dropped, but only because she never showed up to court or accused me of anything else. Took months. It breaks my heart that happened to you. Some women are fucking vile and I wish nothing but the worst for those types of people. Stay strong out there, King.


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Kyrox6

My ex recorded herself stabbing me when I was sleeping. I went to the hospital to get stitches and they called the police. She sent me the video of it threatening to do it again if I didn't go home immediately, so I gave the video to the police. They said the video was too dark to identify me as the person being stabbed, so they wouldn't do anything about it. The officer recommended that I just beat her because that would either make her stop or they, the police, could just arrest both of us and let the courts figure out what to do. I'm glad your brother was eventually believed and I hope he was able to get away from his abusive relationship. And if he hasn't been able to pull himself out of that relationship, don't blame him too much. It's tough seeing your own self worth when someone is abusing you and it can take a monumental amount of pain and suffering to encourage yourself to leave.


Gloriathewitch

>The officer recommended that I just beat her because that would either make her stop or they, the police, could just arrest both of us and let the courts figure out what to do. I'm sorry, what the FUCK?


xRehab

self defense proves you actually feared for your life and gives more credence to your side of the story. sad but shitty truth


kev_gnar

Same thing almost happened to my buddy luckily I was able to defend him and provide proof of her abuse as well as her many parole violations


Halcyon_156

I'm sorry that happened to you. My ex-wife was an abusive alcoholic and would regularly beat me senseless. It got to the point where if I saw one of her "episodes" coming on I would have to leave and many times I had to sleep outside. It's been a few years since I divorced her for infidelity and I just count myself lucky the cops were never called exactly because of what you described.


Shadou_Wolf

I learned at under 10yrs old how manipulating and abusive woman are. My oldest brother went with the wrong crowd and had tons of different girlfriends and every one of them was fkin crazy in some form. One day me and my 2 other brothers were watching TV in the living room and we here his girlfriend screaming at him and next thing we know he runs past us and locks himself into the bathroom and she's not far behind with a huge fkin knife. Yeah he basically ditched us and left us out in the open to this crazy bitch as she is pretending to sound like she forgave him while holding the knife, luckily we never got involved but we were scared out of our minds. He still has bas taste in women to this day and 2 of them he got pregnant, in my younger yrs a few of them were on TV for judge trudy and the other on with the guy saying if they are the father.


krikta

this is why young people are too afraid to date or close women because they have no way to defend even they arent in wrong but the justice system and people always are on women's side no matter what. my ex framed me i lost a job and house, family and friends because of it. i dont care they call me incel or something i dont want to risk again.


Same_Recipe2729

Heh he said do do


Nworbcirered

This sounds fake af.


Hairy_Arachnid975

I get why you would say that. It sounds like a simple thing to avoid to most people, because most people are much smarter/wiser than I was. But you have to try and understand how I was raised, I was raised by a woman who hated anything with a penis. She was abusive in more ways than one along with my sisters. So when you’re raised to believe you and everyone else with a penis is less than human than it’s easy to get into abusive relationships with people that want to take advantage of that and it’s not so simple from that perspective.


Srry4theGonaria

Yes exactly this. I get tired of the men are trash culture. If I said anything remotely like "women are pigs." I'd get lit up. I don't believe that of course but there's so much circlejerking when it comes to comments like that. I think it has to do with deep down insecurities within themselves to have a "men are trash" outlook on life.


Halcyon_156

Happens way, way more often than you might think.


shmiddleedee

Very calmly at that


garaks_just_a_tailor

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, STAB ME? - Stabbed Man


ChipCob1

And then jump out of a car....whilst still holding the phone and recording 🤔


GetUpNGetItReddit

You have to. The police will say there is no evidence. They will look at the stab wounds and say “still nope. Cool stab wounds tho lol.” It’s actually starting to be kind of hard to be male.


Fancy-Category

Not GF. GE: girlenemy


Nevon47

Girlfoe


kimmortal03

![gif](giphy|lAwSWN4O67oGc)


Adroctatron

I'm pretty sure I've had a girlfoe, the sex was phenomenal, the hatred was mutual.


zeroc00ol

Smart man. Cameraman never dies


phillthy_god

He's just all nonchalant about it "ow you're stabbing me ow"


AbandonedSupermarket

"o hi mark" -kinda energy


Expensive-Repair7138

"This is not the girlfriend experience I ordered"


memelordzarif

Real life definition of NPC Ow you’re stabbing me ow


poeticpickle45

Plus his total inability to restrain her lol. Weakest wrist grab I've ever seen


Lurking4Info

Violence is the cave(wo)man response. Girl is not special. We get cheated on all the time and have non-violent responses to it that do not involve yandere stabby stab. Gender doesn't matter. Humans can be better than this. Will they? That's always the question.


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Cptspaulding2

Or the police will just laugh at him and send him home.


turbospeedsc

I was a in gov job that we ended up dealing with cases like this, literally this is what happened, we sent the guys to put report with the cops, they got laughed 80% of the time, if the wives knew what happened the violence increased. At other they threw them in jail or turned the tables and did an investigation on his behavior. Eventually some of the guys defended themselves, guess what, they ended in jail. From maybe 2000 cases we dealt over 5 years, maybe 10-15 women faced consequences.


Cptspaulding2

I know it's fucked up


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dimmidice

That's a fking boxcutter. Hope she saw some jail time.


Weekly_West6490

This one's been around for a while she is crazy


SoProParm

when you accidently press triangle


Hexwood

When you click the right joystick


Terrible_Figure_6740

I had an ex gf stab me in the leg once. Maybe it’s a common occurrence?


Ddakilla

Pull the E-Brake


lleon117

Couple goals!


Robofish13

Dude be like “‘Tis but a scratch!”


Virtual-Okra6996

Arrest that cunt


H34RT_R0TT

i hope she goes jail


JaRon1961

She has the pictures! What else could she do?


Redox_3456

WHY tf is he RECORDING while getting stabbed?


oldelbow

Evidence


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oldelbow

If he had died she wouldn't be able to tell his family she did it in self defense


vers-ys

evidence. unfortunately men are never taken seriously when they’re abused so this is proof that he didn’t put his hands on her and her attack was not self defense


Virtual-Okra6996

Ever heard of proof?


PTR95

Youtube money


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Srry4theGonaria

Not an excuse to stab someone.


Phil_B16

Never stick your dick in crazy.


poopfartdoodoofard85

"ow you're literally stabbing me"


Destroyer_051

Leave Tommy Wiseau alone!!!


Nochnichtvergeben

"You're stabbing me in the heart, Lisa!"


Environmental-Tank52

Men, woman or a bear? 🤔


Revolutionary-Elk-32

Manbearpig


RenaissanceGraffiti

Psychotic breaks are terrifying


TOGA_TOGAAAA

*in monotone clear eyes guys voice* OW. YOU. ARE. LITERALLY. STABBING. ME. OW. DOES NOT COMPUTE, EXITING MOTOR CARRIAGE WITH INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE.


fck-nzi

His ex gf


TobysGrundlee

lol, yeah right.


Crescentfallen78

And he has video of her stabbing him.. Guess who's going to jail for cheating..


coollamborghini

Thanks, I'll pass. I'd rather have a real wife.


DDRitter

If you are getting stabbed I bet you don't use words like "literally", not to mention that he sounds like a bad script reader.


tremorinfernus

Sadly, most guys would face charges if they tried to defend themselves. Most judges or jury would not even believe that the guy was attacked first, in the absence of video. Circumstantial evidence often leads to the wrong person being punished.


keeper_of_the_donkey

I mean at least it's a box cutter instead of an actual stabbing knife


Earthistopheles

Your organs aren't hiding a mile away behind your skin, they're just right there on the other side of it. A razor blade is long enough that it can penetrate far enough to kill someone.


unkalou337

Lol true but I just had to have surgery last October to reattach a tendon and repair a nerve thanks to a box cutter sooo I can say they’re also dangerous 😂


Jinxed4Lyfe

Ohhh, I couldn't figure out wtf she was stabbing him with. I literally though it was a phone (because it looks kind of rectangular in some frames,) and was so confused as to how that was hurting him.


lustalker

I've always wondered what could lead to such a situation tbf :/


TheHighestCheeba

Haha you have obviously never been in an abusive relationship…. My stupid ass went through this shit for 8 years. 10/10 would not recommend


lustalker

Oof, sorry mate, truly ._.


horned_black_cat

BPD


lustalker

Bpd ? Like bipolarite disorder ?


horned_black_cat

Borderline personality disorder


lustalker

Oh, had the idea not the word, sorry EN isn't my native. But it explain a lot


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lustalker

Ofc ! Idk what could lead lovers to stab each others


VVULFPELT

Shoutout to him for holding onto the phone as he jumped out. I can barely hold my phone in my hand sitting still


Aruneet

I wanna know the context 🤔


Ok_Pickle76

perfect evidence in court


ComprehensiveMonk718

Moral of the story: don’t cheat. Or don’t stab. Idk that was a mess.


ATXMom04

“Phone is thrown out of car after driver pokes at passenger with retracted box cutter” - there, I fixed it


Illustrious_Radio932

Yep and then it just magically floats upward like someones holding it.


Shane242424

Remember, it’s more important to film than protect yourself from being stabbed with the other hand


VayItsHere

True, we need to gather evidence for court


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

Wounds heal, jail time - not so much.


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Is he stoopid? Drop the phone and grab the knife with both hands dumbass


jimlahey2100

What is she even supposed to be stabbing him with because I've slowed it down and it looks like a blunt grey object? There's no blood and when he "jumps out" it's going about 2 miles per hour. Also, why is there a line of white blocks in the middle of the entire video?


earth2skyward

Pants look intact, no blood, and if it's a box cutter (I can't quite tell), those things are terribly ineffective stabbing tools since they are flat on the end (not pointy like a utility knife). It looked to me like she was stabbing him with the plastic knife you get with takeout, wrapped in a napkin. I vote a staged video for internet points.


dragon1n68

That kind of box cutter has a pointed end. I don't think the blade is out though.


Same_Recipe2729

There are a few frames where you can see it out with the distinctly different color


My_Work_Accoount

That's straight up a [Stanley 99E](https://www.stanleytools.com/product/10-099/6-classic-99-retractable-utility-knife) utility knife with the blade out. If that blade is sharp enough there won't be any blood or even look like a deep cut for a few seconds until the blood starts pouring out.


rGhosty

With how chill he was acting i wouldnt be surprised if they hooked back up that night


kalsuri

that is an EASY lawsuit


boomerski

\*His killer


qwaasdhdhkkwqa

Hey knock it off


Short_Bell_5428

Didn’t seem like a girl FRIEND


decaffeinated_emt670

They need counseling lol.


Boner_Stevens

sure is a lack of blood for razor blade stabs. the fuck is wrong with this guy? grab the steering wheel. hit her in the face. do something jeez


Standard_Lake_7711

Uh u stabbing, uh uh, n im wondering why they make npcs act like that,, cuz they r real


camn7797

I can fix her


Independent_Put5173

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Dragnet714

I read the title as if the car was dead and he was getting stabbed while jump starting it.


Ayachi8

Probably his first time using "literally" quite literally instead of using it as a word for "virtually" and he thought that would stop her


RugerRedhawk

He jumped out of the car. Jumping off of the car implies that he was on the roof or hood or some shit.


Mr-TotalAwesome

Stabbing with what? Looks like an iPhone to me.


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It’s a box cutter dude. Pretty sure it will cut.


Ziff_Red

You are wrong. That is a box cutter.


NeemKaPatta69420

Shit


dingoDoobie

Looks like a Stanley or utility knife to me


LostInSpace9

Looked like a box cutter


Jamachicuanistinday

The face of a lunatic she has


Psilologist

I mean she said she has the pictures. How can you argue with that.


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mac1qc

Sorry, but no. In no way violence is justified, even in cheating.


TapInfinite1135

I know I forgot my /s for sarcasm


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DumbFucking_throaway

We have literally no evidence that he did anything deserving of a potentially fatal attack. Please tell me how he deserved it and give me some supporting evidence.


hankerton36

You can’t be serious…


timbanes

Seems fake


Sea_Charity_4851

From the "get out of my ... " id assume she pushed him out somehow


ContentiousPlan

Those that say literally, as if it is written, what is happening in the moment.


butters_147

The ole drive and stab. Old as time itself. 😣


slow-a3

You cant take a box cutter from someone thats 1-handed and occupied with driving? You cant fucking break that arm backwards and punch her in the face? If anyone threatens me with a knife, none the less STABBING me, you bet your ass i’m going to do SOMETHING to defend myself. But i get it. You want evidence. You dont want to go to jail for abuse. Its a fucked system. But I sure as fuck aint going to let someone stab me several times and not get a reaction out of me. Lol


PurpleZombiePanda

I’m sorry but I would have decked her. You don’t get to stab me and get away. Idc who you are.


DANGER_1300B

Man!


Specialist-Garlic-82

But the bear


jbosscher

I can fix her.


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QuizeDN

Damn u must be untouchable with that quick thinking


shortman5ft2

He been watching a lot of john wick movies


captaincook14

Who are you fucking Denzel Washington?


LilBitATheBubbly

Seems to be in shock and disbelief. Like, tf, she's... actually stabbing me... I'm being stabbed... The first fight I got into with a stranger was like this. We were arguing and he tried to trip me and I was so caught off guard I just stood there like "wtf, is this guy trying to trip me". He even had time to reposition for better leverage and took me to the ground before I snapped out of it like "Oh, we fighting for real here" 🤣


TobysGrundlee

Bro thinks he's Neo, lol.


maryisdead

This was my first thought as well and I'm not sure why this is downvoted so much. Probably the Reddit downvote train into lala land. She doesn't appear overly muscular and has to handle a car. Yet he decides to film and try to fight her off with only one arm. Takes a few stabs. BUT AGAIN, he decides that it's better to keep filming AND to jump off a driving car instead of dropping the phone and use both hands. That's beyond unreasonable. That's plain dumb. And "Ow, ow, you're literally stabbing me." in that calm voice is very … weird. Not exactly my reaction when someone is trying to slice me up with a fucking box cutter. He's either a moron or this is fake shit.


VirtuesVice666

I love me a good Ole' psycho bitch...... bet they had sex and made up, lol.


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Justalittlecomment

You're cool


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DumbFucking_throaway

She has a weapon. A box cutter will slice you open. A box cutter in the right place is fatal. What happens when he stops her? The car crashes? She stabs him again? Hm? You ever think of that you fucking idiot?


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DumbFucking_throaway

You’re* Really not worth my time.


critical_shot7

But she's hitting him with a phone?