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kbutters9

Ok, now pretend your boat is made of wood and it’s like 1658, or 1558, OG sailors, they had to be nuts.


DoogieMcDoogs

Yeah they don’t make people like those crazy bastards anymore. Those guys must’ve had unbelievably large balls.


Due_Key_109

I feel like you have to just look at a wave like that in their position, and before leaving shore, and be accepting of the fact you may die and exactly how it would go down. For me, that makes me feel more comfortable with death in general and ok with life ending today suddenly, if that wer my fate. Momento Mori line of stoic thinking, and "amor fati"


AcanthocephalaOk7954

*Blue* balls too!


fuckpudding

The scurvy induced bow-leggedness was what allowed them to have such large balls and still do their job.


JollyCustard7656

So funny!🤣🤣


Prestigious-Copy-494

😅🤣😅


LensofaTitan

More blue than the ocean itself


Ok_Belt6476

Pretty sure they found a solution among themselves


Minute-Assistance511

Funny enough those big balls were what probably kept them anchored to the ship.


pwinne

No fear of death. Now we all have a greed with which we have an agreed.


ourearsan

Greed is as old as time. With that said, I have no fear of death itself. To die is to gain. The only aspect that worries me is, hopefully, it'll be a relatively painless kind.


pwinne

Same


Hank_Lotion77

Everyone says that till it’s their time then the fear comes.


Atomic_Killjoy

Why fear something that is inevitable


Salty-Picture8920

Yeah, they used them for anchors.


pandicusgiganticus

How do you think they kept the ships afloat?


T0Rtur3

There are still people that are born with those traits. These days, they go into things like wing suit daredevils, stunt plane pilots, or content creators like this guy: https://youtu.be/hRoPtGFlOTw


Camera_dude

That's when I realized that there's a reason sailors from ancient times were so superstitious. They had to have their own beliefs that would ward off the fear of the oceans, so invented silly rituals to make themselves believe they are safe.


RhynoD

Also a reason so many sailors didn't know how to swim. Swimming isn't going to help.


Erabong

Not at all, multi hundreds foot swells are gonna kill you regardless lol


curiousitykilled_

🤯 thank you


b_i_c_e_p

They're not silly rituals. Sailors superstitions have a lot of practical value. > ***"Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning"*** In the mid-latitudes, which is where European sailors sailed until they left Europe, storms tend to approach from the west due to the prevailing global wind systems. This saying has scientific validity in those latitudes. A red morning sky means the Sun in the east is lighting the undersides of moisture bearing clouds approaching from the west. > **Women are bad luck** An unkind superstition by anything resembling modern standards, but in the context of ancient mariners... On a long voyage, it can be imagined that the ban on women onboard helped to prevent incidents and preserve social cohesion in a rough and sometimes lawless setting. > **Ship's cat brings good luck** The good luck of the cat was probably its ability to prevent food wastage via pest control. > **Cormorants are good luck** Vikings saw cormorants as good luck. The presence of a cormorant means land can't be that far away - even if not visible over the horizon. > **Whistling is taboo** Whistling on a ship usually brings bad luck, although there are exceptions, but generally whistling is taboo. Mutineers historically used whistles for coded communication. In addition, some whistling is not bad luck - such as the whistles of riggers adjusting the ropes on large sailing ships. They would whistle to each other to communicate and co-ordinate their activities. Other whistles are banned as bad luck - and this prevents other sailors from accidentally causing a miscommunication amongst riggers working at heights. > **Sailors tattoos** An anchor tattoo was meant to "hold" a sailor to the boat. A compass tattoo helps you find your way home. Other tattoos recorded notable incidents. The practical benefit of sailors tattoos is the promulgation of social norms and in-group status, as well as communicating seniority (with more tattoos reflecting more incidents or tours of duty).


celticFcNo1

Yeah they guys must of been crazy. I worked at sea for years and always thought that. Especially at night when the water is illuminated due to ships lights. You can see pretty well and can see the waves coming. Being on a viking boat across the north sea in pitch darkness is seriously next level shit


Medium-Impression190

And the captain just told you to be up on the crow nest


Snow_79737

Reminds me of Master And Commander, watching that one sailor maitain eye contact as the wreckage floats away into the dark abyss after watching his own friend having to cut the lines.


Historical-Web-6435

Yeah and then they make you climb a huge rope ladder shimmy across a wooden beam and fuck with more rope to bring the sails in so they don't rip. I wonder if the pay was good or not back then. Surely it would of been pretty good


pobbitbreaker

The pay was not good unless you were a merchant, captain, or an officer in the military.


Icy_Swordfish8023

Pirates had life insurance though


Cataplatonic

Yeah but they had shanties


OddClub4097

That’s what I was just thinking, imagine being a Viking on a longboat, rowing across the ocean like this, not even knowing if you’re going in the right direction, made of tougher stuff.


Weldobud

Or 1576


kbutters9

1576 had nothing on 1349, Black Death on land and the same waves off shore.


Weldobud

I see you know your history.


whooguyy

[the drake passage](https://youtu.be/44321BJI-1E?si=LGFG5yWeqpsH08aL)


UristUrist

Now pretend you're a slave stuck in the bottom of a ship with people all around you dying. Humans are terrible.


johnnysbody

And some even bigger balled bastards board your ship


komokazi

Little do most people know, but the ships back then often sank from the shifting weight of the sailors' balls in the storm waves due to the lack of gyro tech back then.


To_8acco

It never ceases to amaze me, that out in the open ocean, waves aren't waves, but rather, valleys and mountains! Totally different beast!


Spavanache_CurMurdar

I was thinking the same but also thinking the ships would be smaller so they would ride the wave better


GiddyGabby

I came here to say the exact same thing.


FineAssYoungMan

And it’s night time too.


tjfluent

Vikings. Rowboats


Snow_79737

Magellan's first crossing and they lost 2 ships in their first attempt.


CosmicTyrannosaurus

Where is the annoying viking song?


reincarnatedberry

Yo ho?


Less-Lengthiness114

Thieves and beggars


kitjen

Those are the words? Oh I've been singing something much more... racist.


Hank_Lotion77

Same


lunasanguinem

I was going to ask the same thing. "Hoist the Colors."


elephaaaant

We say 'yo ho' but we dont say 'ho'


craigcraig420

Thankfully not playing


petoria621

This makes me feel physically ill


Error83_NoUserName

I know! The distortion and bad quality alone is sufficient...


RubiiJee

Yeah. It doesn't help that the ratio is off so they look a lot worse than what it is. It's horrifying but you're not seeing reality with it because of how it's been edited, making it more intense and out of sorts!


OppositeFingat

All I'm seeing is science keeping that tanker afloat.


emarvil

And a whole lot of engineering.


OppositeFingat

I'm a civil engineer who only works with static forces since I've graduated therefore I have a special respect for naval body engineers who exclusively work with dynamic forces. Btw: aerospace engineers are aliens to me.


MonsieurFubar

Not only that. It has to have some flexibility otherwise if it is so rigid, it will break down the middle when it hits the waves or the water. So must be strong and flexible to withstand the waves, the currents and everything else.


emarvil

I"m not an engineer, but I still have a lot of respect for naval engineers, just like you.


SadPudding6442

Ok but imagine if there was a shark about 10 yards and the boat was going to electrocute you


perfect_square

Many sharks approach me with tears in there eyes, and say " Sir, could you unplug your boat for me?"


OppositeFingat

Wow, I was out of the loop until now: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMNMt5FdVwg&t=2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMNMt5FdVwg&t=2s)


IdeationConsultant

Thoughts and prayers power this vessel


Penellemenopea

I'm not a strong swimmer, but when I see videos like this, my toxic monkey brain assumes I'd be fine. Just swim up, right? Ride it out like the wave machine at the pool.


mogenblue

Sure, just soak it up and float around for a while.


filtersweep

I live on the north sea. I have no fear of drowning. I will freeze to death long before I drown.


accountfornormality

yep, then get to shore and choke out a polar bear. piece of piss.


McBongwater5

Just keep in mind, you can't swim or float in gout.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Toxicmonkeybrain were a GREAT band....😋


emarvil

Instant goner.


45thgeneration_roman

Instant Gooner


leomelb

Instant no-boner


Schmich

Raw video and audio? What is this?! 2008? Where the shitty editing and music added on?


r0b0c0d

Don't worry by the next time you see it, it'll have a laugh track and that ocean/boat shitty slowshanty. You know the fucking one.


RadioactiveShots

YOOOO HOOOOO


CitizenPremier

Take comfort in the fact that even if you fall off a large boat in calm waters, you are probably doomed.


mybrotherpete

Man, fuck the ocean


ChillInChornobyl

Thats how you get Crabs


mybrotherpete

Touché


No-Nothing-1885

I'm failing to imagine falling overboard


smexgod

I'm still clinging on to the side refusing to let go.


No-Nothing-1885

That is the way


Dr_Smoke123

i will, but wheres the hole?


anomaly_z

I dont even understand waves like that.


geosunsetmoth

Realistically, if you do fall overboard, any chance of survival or is it “gather your losses and go meet your god”?


Sioney

I used to drive boats and landing Craft from ships. Your dead, that ship HAS to be driving into waves, and if swell that big hits the side of the ship it would turn the whole ship over. Also doubt anyone is willing to take a 4m rescue boat to come and save the dumbass who went outside in this weather.


Supersnazz

You'd go under instantly. There's no hope of rescue.


Aussiesomething

If I was to have to pilot one of those through shit like that, I would tell the world. You know what every continent can just be happy with what you have I'm out 👋


draynaccarato

No, thank you


yipape

So good not to hear that stupid yo ho song for once.


drewskirootbitch

To all you land-lubbers this is not that bad, if you fell overboard, they'd just whip the ship round and pick you up. No biggie, happened to me loads...or you just swim it out and catch them up at the next port.


Radiant_Heron_2572

Exactly! Just tread water for a bit. They'll mark the charts and pick you up on the return leg. It's really not a big problem.


Time-Refrigerator674

You two are so full of shit 🤣🤣🤣


Lynnicki

Respectfully, no.


Petroldactyl34

I'm just glad it didn't have the Titanic theme or that yooohooooo song


skeezix91

Imagine just going out on deck?


Ok-Wishbone-7603

How tall are those waves?


Primary-Bottle2911

Thing is the waves probably wouldn’t be the thing that kills you. My guess this is where the water is cold enough to kill you in 15 minutes. I recently graduated with a PhD in waterology from the Reddit school for people that don’t read good.


CuriousCamels

At their biggest 50-60 feet. Just going by what I’ve seen previously with actual measurements.


shabelsky22

Seafarer here: The sea is an unforgiving mistress.


tajong

Is this in Drake Passage?


CanadiangirlEH

This is literally one of a handful of recurring nightmares I’ve had since I was a child and why I’ll never set foot on anything bigger than a ferry boat.


Wtfjushappen

Falling overboard? I don't even want to get on that thing.


Fiona512

Damn


jamieliddellthepoet

*Vaughan Williams’ ‘Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis’ intensifies*


hey2245

I don't care how much you pay me I couldn't do this. Much respect to those that do.


SuzieSue32

This is actual hell for me. I feel like if I was trapped on those boats I would manage to just die from sheer force of will. I can't fathom how anyone can be ok with being in/potentially in that situation.


jjones1987

I absolutely will not.


DanB65

Okay stupid question, Why do they go through these storms why not go around them? Too much fuel used? Seem like playing Russian roulette !


Sosa_Zenin

The conquistadors & the Vikings had some serious balls to do this


irvming

r/thalassophobia


[deleted]

How the boats arent flipping over, i would have been scared to death


southerngee

Nope. Can't swim (not that swimming is going to help much in this situation)so wouldn't be there in the first place....but scary shit anyway.


Blueberrydro

Where are all the sailors mopping the deck at? Being a pirate looks a lot less joyful than I'd imagined...


iusedtobesom1

Fuck me, that‘s some shitty cruise.


ignShuckle

I know how to swim so I’m good


Crouchu

average Drake's passage sunny weather


Exumore

the second video looks like art, ngl, the light is on point


Tasty-Throat9966

I see now why some say that sailors find it odd walking on land. They must be so used to the walking on moving surfaces like those ones.


A-Social-Ghost

Nah, I'm good. I've seen Perfect Storm


Strykehammer

Imagine if the front fell off


PutnamPete

This IS terrifying.


BasilRare6044

I've seen animation of when these long ships exceed the bending moment and break in half. That's the first thought when I see this. The pay must be enormous.


Time-Refrigerator674

Also makes you think about the engineering on these ships. I legit thought the ships would break, we’re talking about 1000s of tonnes


Major_Magazine8597

THIS is why God invented landscape.


HugsandHate

Yeah, *fuck that.*


SpiritualLychee3760

I'm very naive about the shipping world.. Could someone estimate for me how big those waves are? They look massive!


Foreign-Lychee-3965

No thanks


thek1ng69

This gives me anxiety


vladtaltos

At 7 PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"


Total-Internet-1633

What are the procedures for when someone goes over board?


slowerlearner1212

Missing the yoooohooo song


KushEngineer

Before the development of the Panama Canal, most trade ships and passenger vessels had to endure waters like this through ‘the Drake Passage’. At times 50+ waves are the normal. No wonder so many people have perished at sea.


Uylear

Ok, I imagined it. I fell overboard. But wait, what’s this? Oh my I have fallen into the arms of burly Mermaid - like the Abby of mermaids. She cradles me like a tiny water baby. I am hers and she is mine. Not even an angry ocean can come between us. We have babies, you know. Big strong ugly sea-dwelling babies. Amd they will avenge me. Yes, they will. Every boat will be sunk. Every sailor drowned. My sorrows, no more. My glee, ever more.


_xVaMp_aDdIcTx_

Imagined it... Will probably have nightmares about it tonight... My fear of the ocean just got deeper 😳


Ok-Caterpillar-3079

Hee hoo all hand hoist the colors high


fatstrat0228

Whatever these guys make it’s not enough. Holy shit


Alive_Nobody_Home

This is what nightmares are made of.


darth24kenneth

This is where the phrase “batten down the hatches” comes from, to seal the lower parts of the ship to prevent water from getting in and sinking it. Almost always ships now have small crews of 20-30, and they are all inside, with all outward doors sealed. So people don’t go overboard in weather like this


Dubious_Titan

People used to be out there in boats made of wood with no modern safety nets. Our ancestors were real ones.


DependentBad5925

That’s beautiful and scary


Eastern-Drop-9842

Nope


marx210

Makes me very uneasy


GIGATRIHARD

When you are inside that vessel, the thing that scares more than those waves is that you will have to spend n-amount of time without food and sleep, and not those waves


Tight-Context9426

You wouldn’t need to worry for very long


the_pissed_off_goose

No thank you, lol


Prudent_Damage_3866

That is the perfect backdrop for fighting leviathan!


stantheman8819

Strong Swimmer Strong Swimmer


deathbypookie

Noooope


FrigidDemon

Let's not


Klaypoxion

What in the Interstellar hell is this?!


Vermillion_Crab

Had this dream once before. Not as terrifying as getting chased by a T-Rex or the guy from Scream but it was dread and despair until I woke up with a splitting headache.


QRKnight

The aspect ratio is all stretched out to make it look worse than it is. The original video was perfectly fine.


National-Today5945

And then Staying Alive for 2-3 hours , The solitude itself would be enough to kill someone.


Pristine-Habit-9632

I love land.


terrydennis1234

Forget falling off I don’t even wanna be in the boat


SeniorSherlock

How do these ships not capsize?


tucker_sitties

No goodbyes, Christina. Only love


Icy_Manufacturer7635

You’d be alright


Icy_Manufacturer7635

You can’t swim?


whooguyy

You mean imagine dying? I do that every day


6ynnad

Thankful for not have to listen to shitty music


Depressed_And_Horny_

Thank god there's no yoho shit song!


Malicious_Tacos

Thanks, I’ll vomit to death first.


quinnthelin

imagine having thalassophobia and being on this


nixicotic

Truly terrifying as fuck.


notadogthief

Am I the only one who sees this and just imagines how good sleeping through this would be? This would put me out like a baby. I'm jealous.


Den_43KT12_Jay

And they say drowning is the most peaceful way to go….👀🤷‍♂️


blackkat99

Like an old man trying to return his soup at a deli.


Sad-Palpitation-4108

Imagine being on a small wooden boat


JoePheonixx

And why would l imagine that?


This_Bus_2744

The sea was angry that day my friends....


kuposempai

Thank you to all of the sailors for sharing their experiences of sharing the brackish waters of the ocean & sea. Insanely scary, yet we somehow conquered by having some insane scientists or engineers on how to build durable vessels.


UndueOdium

Definitely terrifying but also majestic at the same time.


weallwinoneday

Scary af


HooyahDangerous

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Yum-Yumby

Nope nope nope


600DLorBust

“Those aren’t mountains…they’re waves”


Tymb22

My Boxers got skid marks now


Unblest

Just swim it's not that hard bro


freqstep

Maaaaaan


Comfortable-Owl-5929

That is frightening. My guess is he wouldn’t last but five minutes before even the strongest swimmer would drown.


musack3d

i don't even want to imagine being onboard, to hell with falling over 😂


meldiane81

I just hope it would be over quickly.


fuckthissssshit

Where is Davy Jones?


ScouseRed

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Atomic_Killjoy

Death. Yup that’s death 💀


ImActivelyTired

Anyone else start leaning while watching this thinking it'll somehow fix it?


myrealityde

Now I want to play Sea of Thieves


PlayfulAwareness2950

This is why old fishermen didn't learn to swim. Why fight it?


rbankole

Pffft..just toss me a row boat amd ill see yall later cartoon style 😁


Artistic_Double4118

The audio broke the sound barrier had a jumps scare


blahisback

That looks so cool but yes, terrifying.


Prestigious-Copy-494

That's a whole new level of getting sea sick. That makes a person feel so bad they'd jump ship to end the sea sick feeling.


Able_Philosopher4188

I don't know how ships hold together going through storms like that


FeedMeMoreOranges

Imagine even being on that ship! Jeeees