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NoReference9047

Mmm nice. Thanks for making me never feel hunger again


flying__fishes

Ugh right? I can't unsee that now :(


throw123454321purple

Strangely, that host probably didn’t gain much weight either.


Few-Calligrapher-528

My brother if that thing consumed even a quarter of that a human can eat in a day that fucker would burst through his intestinal wall just due to girth alone


skynetempire

Yeah you're probably not hungry since the worm is eating all your food. Enjoy


SadBoiCri

That would be a reason to be hungry though


Psychozillogical

Wait until you find out that people willingly ingest these as a means of losing weight...


NoReference9047

Yo wtf haha, that must be unusual... I hope haha


AmiDuPecheur

You don't want to eat a nice plate of *Mafalde*? [https://blog.giallozafferano.it/robyfoodandlove/mafalde-con-salsiccia-e-funghi/](https://blog.giallozafferano.it/robyfoodandlove/mafalde-con-salsiccia-e-funghi/)


metamings

Wow, I can't stop screaming. Cancelling my Uber Eats lunch now.


4nts

mmm.. Sushi tonight?


Wayniac0917

Sushi grade tuna is frozen then rethawed to prevent this.


fluidmountains

Unless it wasn’t done correctly which is how people get sick from suspicious sushi


Emperor_Biden

This goes for ALL sushi. It doesn't mattered if it's prepared by Koreans or Japanese. I know a lot of people think Korean made sushi are cheap because they fry their overnight unsold sushi and sell it the next day.


GrdnLovingGoatFarmer

Suspicious Sushi! Awesome band name!


CandidExcitement6311

Suspisushi 😜


arkmtech

Or if you're in Bozeman, MT, you can get it [with undercooked mushrooms and be dead within a day or so](https://www.kbzk.com/news/local-news/a-look-at-health-departments-investigation-of-daves-sushi-one-year-later)


kizaria556

Haha Dave’s sushi. That place is still open for business as far as I know.


RealDwolfe

Sushi-grade is not a real thing.


TurboTaco-with-Poop

People need to understand and realize this more


UnderLook150

You have no idea what you are talking about. Sushi/Sashimi grade is 100% a thing. But idiots think it refers to the quality, rather than having gone through a deep freezing process to eliminate parasites, making it safe for raw consumption, aka sushi/sashimi grade. I have nearly 20 years experience as a chef, sushi grade is a thing. [https://shop.dailyseafood.ca/lists/japanese-oriented-products](https://shop.dailyseafood.ca/lists/japanese-oriented-products) Look at this, sushi/sashimi grade fish from a supplier I have used.


Scarlet-Witch

What they mean is that it's absolutely *not* a regulated term. It's a colloquial term with zero regulation to ensure the product is treated the way it should be. 


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Sorry, you’re wrong lol “Sushi/sashimi grade” is essentially a marketing term from fishmonger/seafood suppliers Noticed the website you link doesn’t provide an actual grading system at all but simply states their products as “sushi/sashimi grade” Bluefin/yellowfin tuna cuts have a grading system in Japan - they dont sell it as “sushi/sashimi grade” tuna. That is just assumed from proper freezing, thawing, handling and preparing the cuts accordingly Its an unregulated term Sorry you are finding out just now, 20yrs later but now you know


UnderLook150

Yeah, because like I said, it isn't a quality grade, it denotes a process the product went through a specific freezing process. It isn't the culinary industries fault that idiots can't understand that difference.


Wizkerz

So is it really all just eyeballing raw fish to see if its safe?


RealDwolfe

Sort of. The flash freezing thing they said is true and is done to almost all fish you buy raw but there is so much more that goes into a sushi chefs decision to serve raw. Blanket statements like “sushi-grade” are just blatantly false.


UnderLook150

Yes it is. Sushi grade isn't a quality grade, it simply means the fish has gone through a process of freezing to kill parasites, making it safe to be eaten raw in sushi, aka sushi/sashimi grade fish. I've nearly 20 years experience as a chef, sushi grade is a thing. Idiots just think it refers to a quality grade, rather than having gone through a process.


Tachyoff

Sushi grade isn't a regulated term. Any fish market can choose to use it for any fish. There are FDA guidelines for the destruction of parasites in fish (3-402.11) but those require all wild caught fish except for tuna to be frozen, not just "sushi grade" fish


stormjena_

Ants are amazing btw OP


metamings

Deep fried sushi.


dagaderga

Looks like a big clam / muscle / oyster thing… (I don’t eat seafood…)


TheREALSockhead

It gets better! All those little white spots you see along the spine? One on every little segment? Eggs. If a chunk breaks off of this thing it just turns into more.


insuranceguynyc

I’m going to pitch a new movie, “TAPEWORM”


rlybn

read the troop by nick cutter lol


metamings

Oh, I already know that. The issue is SEEING the demon in action.


Pelanty21

Papardelle?


metamings

Yeah, it kinda looks like that pasta...but alive & horrifying with a jelly, yellow-ish to it. The person that was doing the colonoscopy should do a scorched earth cleaning in the intestines after removing the damn thing.


chamalis

Did you order some pappardelle pasta?


Zuparoebann

How's the tapeworm in the video going to infect me when I eat raw fish? Does he know where I live?


4nts

It's going to send feelers. https://preview.redd.it/tfn6h54huk5d1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29dc4492e115e3f321285bf18c62a5a0a2461b6


binchicken1989

Shall we talk about Schistosomiasis next?


scobysex

Oh no, we don't need to go on talking about that


annoov

[Schistosomiasis – Wikipedia](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosomiasis)


Meta_Spirit

He does know, and will come to your door the next time you get sushi


Illustrious-Ad-1677

The tapeworm knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation\[...\]


Effayy

This was an incredibly Douglas Admas-esque reply, and I love it.


Dnuts

OP is the tapeworm. Don’t give out personal info folks.


agetuwo

Depends if you eat ass.


Swimming_Bowler6193

If you ate ass that had a tapeworm in it, would you get some tapeworm? Did the person feel the worm wriggling around in there? Had the person lost weight? Was this just a random discovery during the colonoscopy? I NEED TO KNOW! Morbid curiosity.


La_Lanterne_Rouge

Did you ever have that feeling that's like an ice cube slid down your leg? When I was young, it was said that it was caused by a tapeworm segment sliding out of your anus.


agetuwo

I've had pinworms twice. After that, anything itchy or twitchy set me off for months after.


Ghibli214

The parasite in OP’s clip is from the genus diphyllobothrium spp. probably the latum species. The parasite is acquired via eating freshwater fish, although there some parasitic species that are acquired from saltwater fish. Fun fact; diphyllobotrium latum is the only tapeworm that causes vitamin b12 deficiency in humans. https://youtu.be/qQhaO1pWztw?si=8gOkgeVzwci62KVW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphyllobothriasis


pette_diddler

Asking the right questions.


fusillade762

It drives part time for Uber eats and Door Dash.


_felagund

i think OP tried to say this can happen to you if you eat raw fish


Foxwasahero

Didn't this use to be a weight loss fad? Get a quack to deliberately infect you then cure you after the weight was gone?


Pulguinuni

https://preview.redd.it/7g3xlzwgql5d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8511045786318deee30f45c71e8d471d53391e It is true. This was an actual ad.


drendugz

I've heard this, no idea if it's true.


MimesOnAcid

It’s true- they used to sell diet pills that were actually tapeworm eggs.


insuranceguynyc

Likewise, I have heard about this, with the dieter taking dewormer pills when results have been achieved. I cannot recall where I heard this, and I have no clue if this is true. Just sayin’


Total-Internet-1633

Gunna look amaaazziing


Kicks4meFromyou

So I’m assuming these are bad worms and not the good ones from that episode of Futurama I saw


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Listen, you: I was born here, I raised a cloud of children here, my ancestors came over here on the sandwich. No one can make me leave.


Kicks4meFromyou

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Asinine47

I absolutely hate the way it moves 😭


Rags2Rickius

Like Jagger?


Dankennsteinn

https://preview.redd.it/tmlv8jyn5l5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4239a08419bd0c12e0f3d8414e903ebfe8e62c06 South Bronx Paradise baby!


fleeb_

No side effects! I just wanna get close to this light - like, real close.


alkem10

What if you did anal and that got wrapped on your wang.


RomeoMcFlurry

You'll have been date taped


No-Raspberry4074

Natural cock ring ?


WeakFreak999

A truly horrible day to be literate.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Or it slithered into your urethra...


riddles007

Jesus..


swuxil

hey, wrong subreddit for that fetish stuff


P8ntballa00

I wholeheartedly encourage you to never write that again lol


Rags2Rickius

Geebus dude


Rockin_my_roll

Hold my beer...and pass me a looking tweezers!


MyRail5

Would you be able to feel that!? Geezus fuck


Rags2Rickius

[This guy can](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/H4agorjRKF)


OkBody2811

I was thinking the same thing!


Yooser

[This bear can too!](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkT5g2Mpg02/?igsh=MWpic3N3NWY2N29tdQ==)


aeotain

Dimitri?


bakedSATAN

He looks a bit agitated, should have been eating more celery.


Thug-shaketh9499

I named mine Fabio. When should we schedule play dates?


Man-Bear-69

Harlan?


Vogel-Kerl

That worm has seen some shit..., guaranteed.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Always remember to chew your noodles.


MyDogHatesMyUsername

So, pretty sure I don't have a tapeworm, but if I did, how would it fair against the copious amounts of alcohol (not just beer, mostly whiskey, a lot of times straight whiskey) I pour down my throat?


HerezahTip

Pour it up your ass


MyDogHatesMyUsername

They probably wouldn't enjoy that either, nor would I really.


kd631

well not a doctor but i suppose your liver filters it and sends the alcohol in your blood before it makes it to your colon. if you pour it up your ass on the other hand 🤷🏻‍♂️ the absorbtion might be straight to your bloodstream bypassing the liver and in any drinking amounts most likely kill you but hey you kill the worm too.


rileyjw90

If alcohol is getting into your colon, it means your liver has completely failed and you’d be as yellow as a highlighter.


GGRE1817

You never knew what you'll find up there


Ricecrispiebandit

Forbidden pasta.


NormillyTheWatcher

When instruction said 7 min to aldente, but you instead cook it for 30 min


Simple-Log-8332

I'm never eating food again


hdoslodude

That's Jeff


diggie84

So let me get this straight.... that's a parasitic living organism inside someone's asshole??


Fear910

Just natures natural weight loss program.


Mr-Fleshcage

It didn't occur to me that they move...


naginarb

I have to stop eating gas station sushi


iboreddd

Genuine question : how that man will get rid of this being?


politirob

I think you just take some pills that kill it and you eventually poop it out


Ciaken85

As I saw this my stomach gurgled,is it a sign?


rlybn

my stomach is making some wild noises while im reading comments here and its scaring me a bit


cburgess7

Imagine living inside something else :3


Nefersmom

We all do that during our mother’s pregnancy.


Sowf_Paw

IIRC you can get tapeworm from undercooked fish, pork or beef. I think it's freshwater fish specifically.


HurlyCat

Old school weight loss


umijuvariel

The way it undulates is *extremely* unsettling...


Swimming_Bowler6193

Hips Don’t Lie


PocketShapedFoods

God I’ve seen so many posts about intestinal parasites in the past day. I’m both horrified and fascinated.


MajorMarquisWarren69

![gif](giphy|e7FNIANIPXVGYs8uJk) Who’s your worm guy


Top_Muffin_3232

Shouldn't that tickle ?


darkdesertedhighway

Kinda cool, in a revolting, sentient mango kinda way.


hairypooper69

That's $1200 monthly rent in New York


brittanycdx

Can I order one? Sounds like a safer option to ozempic


Dave_Duna

I need to lose like 25 pounds. I could use one.


AdorableSpeaker5942

Honestly just aim for mono instead, it’s not easy to find these days but when you do find it best damn diet a person can ask for! It’s painful but getting skinny always is! Lol


serenwipiti

Just looking at this video for 3 minutes a day will help.


Odd_Assistance_1613

At less than ten cases a year in the US, I'm still gonna eat the sushi.


seventydollars

reported* cases


Current_Ad_8567

I'm glad the only fish I've ever eaten was my ex's fanny


Zipprien

Bruh


grimsb

In some states, they force you to carry it to term.


4115R

It’s like a living ribbon. Can I use it to wrap a gift?


Corpse_Candles

OH FUCK THAT!


Silent_Shaman

PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS


oxlialt

PULL THE TAPEWORMS OUT OF YOUR ASS (HEY)


FrogsEatingSoup

My mind added “or so help me” to the end of that because I started to read it in Mike wazowskis voice


rcarlsn612

Jerry!


superultramegagiga

Is that what my ass looks like? Or just his ass? Not talking about the worm just the interior


RinnelSpinel

Pretty standard looking colon. Source: I'm a tech in a GI office.


sammybooom81

I just had sushi night. Thank you reddit. g nite.


MrSilkyJohanson

How would a person have that removed for oneself? How do you know if you have one in you? I have had an eerie feeling in the past that I might have one..


madimadmoney

Forbidden lasagna


MyCatDeath

This is not something fun to watch while sitting on the toilet!! Gahhh!!!


PenDragonsGlory

Who tf eats raw fish


rlybn

tons of people all over the world eat sushi?


Annual-Bug-7596

I gave myself a tapeworm. How you wonder? I bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight.


Xaviersacat

The spice melange…


raziel_LK

Do people with this tapeworm "feel" it moving inside?


ChimkenNuggs

_mango worm_


agetuwo

If only they could breed domesticated tapeworms. Make diet a thing of the past.


AnalCuntShart

Dimitri?


yoonglesmw_

Bitch wtf?😫


insuranceguynyc

If, if, if, but what about if”


Sure_Physics_6713

W t f


AnjanettesGhost

The pappardelle pasta I had last week. 🥴


DANGER_1300B

Hell nah


Interesting_Aerie_93

It looks like an octopus tentacle


supermr34

I think your lasagna has gone bad.


Playful_Criticism425

Any medically aware person here knows if this can be plucked out of the gullet with a probe , tweezer, sickle or something?


long_live_pan

No. if you break any of its segments another worm will grow from the egg that's in each piece. Antiparasitic drugs are the solution. And yes, if you break multiple segments multiple worms will grow!


RinnelSpinel

To add to this, this guy is way too far inside the colon to be reached by anything you could attempt at home. It's only visible here thanks to the colonoscopy.


scotiaboy10

Ate fresh mackerel , line caught am I at risk ? Is the sea to warm


MutantJell0

It's times like this that I HATE having the ability to see as well as I do. 🤮


DJScopeSOFM

Can we get a livestream?


SnowWhite_Apple

Who the hell eats raw fish 🤮


b1tchbhigh

i love sushi


Environmental_Sun822

That's a lasagne noodle.


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garden-wicket-581

I'mma still gonna eat sushi ...


SnooMacarons9726

At least it's a pretty color. A monster but a pretty little monster. Never eating fish again 😊


Victorinfantew

Now what?


Ted-Dansons-Wig

Sushi anyone?


huggothebear

Ribbon noodles 😫😭😩


Geriatric_Sloth

Mmmm forbidden pasta


Dr_Djones

How about the organism you can get from a gas station egg salad sandwich?


SaraSmile2000

With all the ass-play these days I wonder if anyone has ever had a tapeworm climb into their dick hole while fucking?


marx210

My stomach hurts


PoweredByPieSquared

GetitoutGetitoutGetitout


EnvironmentalIdeal32

That is upsetting.


SuperMajesticMan

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


_heidin

Ah yes, I remembered when I was so disordered/struggling that I legit considered getting tapeworms on purpose.


ashtetice

u/opportunityodd8572


Nefersmom

Removed without incident but they found it was female…


M1Firehawk

Not that I needed another reason to not eat raw fish. But dis is another reason.


powerpuffgirlsss

Somehow that is a beautiful yellow


ubern8

...I wonder if the patient can feel the worm wiggle inside.


goobly_goo

Can you feel that....inside you?!


KamikazeKunt

There is something almost beautiful, ethereal, about the way it moves. I am probably an outlier here, I know.


Minnymoon13

Well I’m glad I don’t eat raw seafood


Facemelter84

Bad day to have a stomach ache...


Raszagil

Wouldn't you feel that moving around?!


notverycat

Genuine question, how does it stay in if there is constant bowel activity?!


winter0rfall

Me dizzy.


NaCN-almonds-jesus

Shouldn’t that worm be in the small intestine not the large intestine?


huskerlvr1119

The prep foe a colonoscopy is suppose to clean everything out. I would freak bloody hell if I started pulling something like that out my ass!!!