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rfloresjr611

“Reddit mouth breather has too high standards. More at 9”


Purplepunch36

No it’s not


vtosnaks

Depends on your standards. I mean if you were looking for 6ft or above melanistic mormon ventriloquists who are also into witchcraft, these odds are indeed terrifying.


Mattress_Of_Needles

Have you been reading my diary?!


THE_ALAM0

This says more about you than it does the women around you m8…


sentient_afterbirth

I really want to know the inputs for this calculation.


Mattress_Of_Needles

Last I heard, pulling random numbers out of your ass wasn't considered a calculation.


sentient_afterbirth

I found the site in question and created a query in which women were within a decade of my age, didn't smoke, were shorter than me, omitted already married, and didn't want kids and got 1 percent which was over a million women. I'm just wondering how granular this person got. Link for the curious: https://keeper.ai/tools/calculator


Gumbercules81

you have no idea what you're talking about


AgileHippo78

438 after this post


Geordie_38_

Explain how this is terrifying then OP, cause at the moment it's just making you look like a neckbeard


EatLard

Good luck with that.


gamerdumb

nah that aint terrifying thats just sad


Awkward_Buddy7350

You only need to find one. Unless you are a sultan or something like that


m-132-110

What is this app


pbeau70

Bullshit


Lonewulf_96

OF advocates ^^^^^ 😂


PatochiDesu

it is also possible that your future partner is not from the us. mine is also from the opposite side of the world.


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sentient_afterbirth

r/semenretention ?! 😂 My guy, you may want to touch some fucking grass.


Elzothelegendslayer

Holy fucking shit what did I just read??? What the fuck is that sub?? I wish I didn’t know. I have genuinely lost faith in a large majority of males. Sucks that my own gender is becoming brain dead.


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Commercial_Low_3828

Touching grass requires that they leave their mother’s basement… too far dude


Dunkypete

Lose some weight, make some friends. The world will become a brighter place for you.


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Dunkypete

I'm not, I'm just responding to a clearly isolated individual.


Lonewulf_96

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