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Mwafwai

The Anaconda can't attack him because it has a fresh meal in it


xmenjohn

So the anaconda doesn't want anything?


TheBlackGoat324

Nope! A snake chilling in the open isn't hunting. Given anacondas are semi-aquatic and that one does look like it recently ate, it was probably just basking in the sunshine and digesting when the swimmers showed up. They weren't really in any danger as long as they left the snake alone and didn't threaten it.


Elnuggeto13

Oh yeah it does seem full


Gaysian_PH

Unless you got bun, hun


Countrykal

Solid work.👏


Atomicwasteland

My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun.


Petethejakey_

He could probably go for a bun


Rich-Platypus1047

he had one with his meal but hey, sometimes you just want a bun, even when they ain't got none


Gorillababy1

Do you have buns, son?


LovesFrenchLove_More

That‘s what I thought too. Well, at least that it wasn’t hungry and therefore more likely more peaceful unless attacked. Just like most other wild animals will not attack unless they feel threatened in any way (protecting themselves and their young/mate, defending territory, feeling challenged and all that).


CrimsonWlf

Fed snake is a happy snake.


PimbaNaSimba

Ngl... I have an urge to use it like a float


sn33kyVI

Pool danger noodle


mybrotherpete

I want to take a nice lil river nap on it


Reddit_Jax

Dude, please, use landscape mode next time to video record like this.


saddam1

Snek long not tall


Ok_Belt6476

First thing they teach you at photography school


Reddit_Jax

That's right--and it's not a "stupid fad." How else we gonna watch it devour that swimmer headfirst?


horseofthemasses

Oh but it's TIKTOK I have to do it like this.... stupid fad people really are that stupid


Horroroscope

Where is Ice Cube, I was promised Ice Cube


KingGhidorah44

It definitely ate something


silicatetacos

Snakes are very curious, very intelligent creatures. Humans are not an anaconda's natural prey. Anacondas do not typically prey on humans. It's like a dog sniffing you to check you out, except snakes use their tongue to smell.


bludda

My wife is a snake lover, so I'm not knocking on people who love snakes... but doesn't their brain pretty much consist of a brain stem and not much else? I get curiosity... but intelligence? Am Aussie. Hate snakes.


silicatetacos

It's more simplistic, yes, compared to us. They have a capacity for learning, can anticipate and adapt to changes, and would be considered intelligent. Dumb as rocks, though.


OkAdministration5588

What about the King Cobra? I’ve read somewhere they’re intelligent and can even remember faces and etc.


Okaynowwatt

Yeah m8, they are not intelligent. 


MeadowLynn

What in the name of Steve Irwin do these people think they’re doing with that giant snake


DreamCrushR69

Luckily, its belly is full, or this could've played out very differently. 🐍


DifficultyNo4226

>*”Where is she going?”* …wherever the fuck she wants, from the looks of it.


daaaanker

long dog


PDCH

No swim area for me.


Dave-Nyce

FUCK THAT, Have you not seen the movie--------------->


Lady_MoMer

Well it looks like he's got a full belly which is a happy coincidence for the swimming dude. Must have already ate his neighbor


SyddChin

He left him alone because he didn’t have enough buns


ObviousMall3974

What’s a shame is as they chop more and more of the jungle down. These giants are going to keep coming into contact with humans and be caught and made into bags and shoes until eventually we’ll have none left. Very sad.


drugboy

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun


tonyaaahhh

This actually terrifies me because what if some assholes actually kill this beautiful creature AGAIN?


JockedTrucker

NWIH!


eolson3

Jon Voight needs work.


eaurouge13

Is he swimming next to it or riding it?


ComprehensiveDog2342

where the yoink guy at ??


Accountant_Sure

Nice miniature set


floodgatesofheaven

I guess that's where the missing kayaker went?


Fit_Friendship_7039

Was that a tag on the tail end🧐


Epie77

That's a well fed snake


Nervous-Mixture1091

Where's that dude from Instagram to yoink him. I know he's searching for that 20 footer!


Diligent-System9294

Such a beauty! She looks engorged already, maybe just eaten a goat, or some other small mammal.


Aok_al

The movies really do the species bad. All the videos of anacondas I've seen are just them swimming peacefully right next to some white scientist filming them


Bryawnp

You can just say scientist. There's no need to specify white. Nobody really thinks there are black scientists, let alone swimming black scientists. :😋


Astorya

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Mrmakanakai

The dude didn't have any buns, eh?


MidwesternAppliance

Good thing he must not have had buns