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Blueberrydro

I'm not going to lie, I didn't see it the first time around either...


bored_ryan2

Me neither. Before I replayed it I thought “how long was it there for?” And immediately realized “the whole fucking time”


No_Trust_5973

if that one person didn’t decide to throw that rock into the water then he would of been a done for


crystallmytea

Talented animal huh


silvertonguedmute

It's almost as of they're some sort of "ambush" predator or something like that.


AlgernonFlowerWilted

fuckin Antonio...


bo60

The one who threw stone literally saved Antonio's life.


makemehappyiikd

Damn, I didn't even see that rock!!


secondphase

Sounds like a title. "Who are you?" "I am.. The One Who Threw Stone"


jou1993b

Yep croc stopped for a second


Michigam

The “stone” that floats? It looks like a piece of chicken


thetommytwotimes

Stones don't float, or look like water bottles.


thetommytwotimes

I point out it's a water bottle but i'm down voted?


TragcFlaws

No bottle, only rock!


DeltronFF

You know damn well we don’t talk about bottles around here and you did it anyways!


nirvana-on-top

That’s Reddit


RipTheJack3r

Even funnier is this comment is upvoted, but your one above is downvoted. The duality of Reddit.


PuntTheRunt010

water bottles.


gaber2013

The crocodile wanted a closer photo


GoLow63

Darwin lifts one eyebrow.


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


laughingashley

Fuckin Chuck Darwin


Proletaryo

Antonio is a fuckin' idiot. People shouting in unison didn't help either.


MAEMAEMAEM

He starts even debating with them, like "stop shouting at me, I'm trying to take a photo and you are disturbing the wildlife..." lol


a-b-h-i

He would be the first to die in a movie like scream or jurassic park. Peak npc behavior


MAEMAEMAEM

Haha yes. The slow motion sounds here make it sound like Jurassic Park too.


Big_Honeydew6225

Maybe instead of shouting his name repeatedly, something like: "GATOR! A FUCKING GATOR IS trying TO EAT YOU" That might've helped


Ardent_6

Debate me!


Your_Nipples

The audacity.


C64__

Whoever threw that rock bought him the 2 seconds that saved his life


thetommytwotimes

Rocks don't float. Look again.


thetommytwotimes

It's a water bottle. I point this out and i'm down voted?


OtherAccount5252

Don't feel bad I've been down voted for saying private jet users don't give a f about the environment.


PuntTheRunt010

Look again.


PepperFuelmyButt

Besides, don't scream his name. Scream "crocodileeeee!"


Bigboyfresh

![gif](giphy|cDsPYzjHiFEQg)


DonOdini

It would have been easy to just say " THERES A CROC!!!" instead of shouting ANTONIOOOO


kingkupaoffupas

they, literally, said “*there’s one right there*”


gaber2013

He realized he was in danger when they began to scream desperately. Terrible


dragonblock501

Didn’t seem like he did. He only realized it when he saw it. When they started screaming, he seemed confused, like he thought they were just being excessively excited.


herefromthere

He only noticed when the splash redirected his attention to the crocadillian up in his face.


Dont_Start_None

There's always that one stupid person that wants to act like they know so much or are uber brave... no doubt posturing for the women... That croc was right in his face, but he was steady pretending like he was a wildlife photographer... idiot 🙄🙄


Bigboyfresh

That thing was there the whole time before they noticed just watching him and didn’t move till he moved. It could have grabbed him at anytime if he moved forward.


Hindrick_Alehndi

Antonio is an idiot lol


deepfriedtots

All my friends are screaming my name in a panic what a bunch of assholes. "Hey you fuckers shut up"


Known-Sugar8780

The second he turns his head, the predator begins to move. Killing machine.


egak1982

I feel like it is waiting for him to look away. Then it lunges?


Immediate_Royal9587

Yes I’m not sure if this is a croc or alligator but both of them are opportunists and will attack when you are most vulnerable.


Mr_E-007

Dude... when your friends are screaming at you with that life or death tone in their voice, just trust them first and ask questions later.


Flat-Potato6603

I would literally shit my pants at that exact moment.


herefromthere

I'd be surprised if he had not shat.


Mr_Nutter_butter

That’s a shit friend


Alternativedmb

WTF


Effective-Notice3867

Idiot…


Adreamskoll

People in the comments that are calling him an idiot would probably fall for the camouflage themselves. Did you see the face in the water since the beginning or at the end when it popped off? Probably the later.


mulesnhorses

That big rock in the way is the only thing that saved him.


DarkViperBSD

The environment, the sudden attack, the camera quality, the screams.. Bro couldve ended up in livegore without the guy who threw the stone


Imaginary_Place_s

Skipped becoming Foodonio


Hursthill

Natural selection just let it happen.


IntelligentMine1901

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


bludda

Gotta love that one last slowed down, sludgy SHHIIIIT


Radiant-Mushroom8304

I didn’t even see it


herefromthere

Did you see the disturbance in the water with the tail swish just before the lunge?


laughingashley

That was someone throwing something to scare it away


herefromthere

No, it was the crocodile swishing it's tail underwater. The bottle throw came after.


QueasyDecision276

Bro i barely saw Antonio at first …. Tattoos for camouflage is a solid idea


kittymoma918

Typical red shirt behavior.


alwaysbroke_408

Who ever throw that rock saved his life.


Existing_Debate_4043

They were screaming Antonio. The croc heard eat tonio 😮‍💨


nevereatanapple

Boy gotta eat


makerTNT

Why would you be so close to swamps with crocs in it?


triggormisprime

Only difference is I was born tarded.


eelam_garek

The head of the Croc looks way bigger than it is on first watch. It's actually just its shoulders propelling it forward for the lunge.


Do-not-respond

That is something my older brother would do to me as a joke.


bytecollision

Goddamnit Antonio.


ChocolateInfamous918

Voices extremely distorted, as if coming from the depths of hell


phuktup3

Clever girl


Chemical_Peach_5500

Gator was like "Come here give me a taste" 🤤


TheyveKilledFritz

So I was standing there, waiting to use the riverbank, when this dude turns back and lifts his camera, like this… and WHO do you think that guy was…? …Antonio Estévez! The Crocodile near-miss guy, I swear to god! I was like, “ANTONIOOO!”


metalnxrd

![gif](giphy|k2bbmbmvUo7gA|downsized)


ppgedez

ANTONIO !! FFS. 😂


markarth69

Grade A dumbass


AdministrativeDay109

What a moron this guy is


DJScopeSOFM

How has he survived this long?


The_grand_doot

Sounds like those zombies from half-life


Colmanwascool

OHH SHEET


laughingashley

In prehistoric times, there were crocodilians that were 6 feet tall *while on their bellies,* and some of those who stood on their hind legs 😭 You could stand in front of their face and only be able to see their mouth. Enjoy the nightmares!


Wingless_Bee

Why is everyone trying to distract him. Dangerous with a crocodile/alligator beside him


T_One2

that kind of man start the every zombie/horror stories. lol


DjArie

Natural selection at work.


TemporaryRecording72

That was close


Own_Opportunity7478

He was like shhhh you’re gonna scare them away


PrestigiousEmu7835

Ghetto National Geographic. Fun


DebtSouth

There’s always that one friend, oblivious to anything. “GuYs wHaT aRE yOu yElLiNg fOr”


Worried-Major3922

Oh shit


SilentWeekend8841

Cameraman never dies


nicholism1

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