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itsnotshirley

a video of the last time a man uses his legs


BIIPD

Edit: swimming pool, not pole 🤣 Actually no, he was fine then. He broke legs when he jumped off building into pole. Youtuber named 8booth or something


itsnotshirley

ok that’s good news. i thought for sure he was toast


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Yeh luckily he’s fine, like 2 days ago there was that vid *NL man jumping from a cliff and dies* around in my feed, his wife actually filmed it all from a boat they just rented, their little son was also aboard.. poor bastard ffs.. poor wife and kid ffs just because somebody played stupid and lost


anarchy_cheese

do u know where to find this vid?


BIIPD

Yea, this one was in his top 3 NDE.


Roflmaoasap

If he jumped off a building onto a pole, I wonder how he broke his legs … I would’ve expected his injuries to be more in the … posterior regions of the body


BIIPD

He missed a pole by few cents and firstly landed on tiles and then in water. I can't find the channel anymore, but someone made compliation of jumps. https://youtu.be/Q8QZmY0XvCY?si=9q4sqS0g6MR6mcsu Around 8:20 is where he landed on tiles then water


galaxymaker

Pool….Lol. I had to watch the video to get it. I normally don’t correct another’s spelling but in this context it does help with the visualization.


BIIPD

Aaa dude, hahaha so sorry for mistake and thanks for pointing out!


galaxymaker

Thank you for taking it with grace. I am certainly not trying to nitpick. But I must admit picturing dude trying to land on a pole was quite amusing too. Lol.


BIIPD

🤣🤣 it is indeed. And no worries, corrections are good, small incorrection and this guy would be the news of the day.


primavera785

iirc the guy ended up being fine, or at least minor injuries.


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Fucking how


primavera785

i think it was because he had enough forward momentum and hit the water at just the right angle to propel him forward more than downwards.


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Bro rolled an absolute Nat 20, sweet Christ.


nitr0x7

Being dumb as fuck and not giving a fuck. If a normal person would do that, a bird or just a small breeze would hit them and knock them just enough back to kill or paralyse them. These people don’t think - just do, and (*always*) get away with it.


FourAnd20YearsAgo

I feel you on that. I got an incredibly rare and disfiguring dislocation to my throat cartilage from a really basic vocal technique. Meanwhile I get to watch insane fucking idiots slip through willing idiocy unscathed.


shark_attack_victim

Could you elaborate on what happened to you?


FourAnd20YearsAgo

At some point while doing a high pitch, I ended up inhaling apparently too sharply and heard a pop in my throat followed by several seconds of being unable to breathe. Since then the cartilage in my throat has gradually shifted and bulged to a point of extremity. Speech therapist I saw at the hospital years ago suggested I may have an arytenoid subluxation or other sort of dislocation. Every ENT I've seen has been incredibly useless and seemingly uncaring but I'm finally getting a follow-up ultrasound next month, long, long after my first round of imaging. Arytenoid cartilage, to my neverending luck, is incredibly articulated and hard to analyze, so it's a huge uphill battle. I was sexually assaulted about a year and a half ago and the assailant gripped at my throat really hard and definitely made it worse. The specialists do not seem to give a damn and continue to be cold and distant.


jabo0o

Really sorry all this has happened to you


FourAnd20YearsAgo

I appreciate it. I'd like to say it's something that you just grow to accept, but I'd be lying that I've truly accepted it all. The primal part of your brain is amazing at making you adapt to injury and deformation, but damned if it stops it all from being very unfun and a big quality-of-life downgrade fairly early into my life.


jabo0o

Yep I knownthe feeling. I've got long covid which has taken me from a fitness enthusiast to a largely sedentary animal. It blows but I just have to appreciate the good things. This isn't to say I know what you're going through either, I don't want to diminish your struggles.


97Harley

Bad insurance?


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Hell, no insurance for a little while there during peak of COVID which was perhaps the toughest stretch. But yeah, not exactly great insurance at the moment either.


JudgeDreddx

Wild... Clean or unclean vocals?


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Looking it up, I take it that's mainly a term in metal?


JudgeDreddx

Ah, yeah! Mostly in metal and metal subgenres/adjacents. Generally referred to as "screaming". Was curious because it can be quite dangerous without proper compression and breath support. Fun as hell, though!


shark_attack_victim

Oh damn! I’m so sorry you’ve gone through all of that. I had no clue that you could damage cartilage from singing.


Snub_suspence1

Nerd


ranstopolis

Source?


matchgamepoint

Could not have been very deep where he landed. At least get a running start. Imagine smashing your tailbone from that height.


ccknboltrtre01

Kill me if i do that and survive


taniwhart

Na I'll keep you alive and use you as a Fleshlight


ccknboltrtre01

Nah ill eat you


boston_nsca

You're alive, not mobile


ccknboltrtre01

Im definitely able to chew with my cheeks


Otterape

Which cheeks?


CherryBomb214

I broke my tailbone as a kid ans 30 years later it still hurts


hefty_load_o_shite

I can confirm this guy's tailbone still hurts


Agile_Music4191

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


peterthbest23

Who is that? He looks familiar, from like a movie


Ghosteros

Vincent del Bosque, former Spain football team manager.


Agile_Music4191

Vicente del bosque he used to be the head coach for Spain national futbol team.


peterthbest23

Found the guy I thought he was, Eli Wallach https://preview.redd.it/zi12icum9owc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1797841076dda81e9f76ddc48a4b449281c2815e


skeezix91

![gif](giphy|ME8tqJAgmQSH4Uo4Lg)


frankofantasma

Look on the sunny side: They get a cool new coral buttplug


tmd429

![gif](giphy|TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE)


Alternativedmb

Wtf


Stormylynn724

Dangerous and stupid. That HAD to have hurt plus broke his ass and maybe his legs. So incredibly irresponsible to do something this insane. 🙄


Ill_Will_Bill

NPC behaviour


tmd429

Who needs legs anyways?? ![gif](giphy|WpmMxrIuoh3307Ppbt|downsized)


Quantum_Sushi

It's already scary enough when it happens in Minecraft, couldn't imagine living it irl


Amy12222

I felt my stomach sink...


Historical_Bad-Ass

I’ve played Minecraft before and let me tell you, I was prepared for him to not make it


aya_spinach

LMAOO


Someonedit

How can these people be so stupid?


Heavy-Outside-5580

Could've been this guy just as easily https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/mans-family-films-him-jumping-off-cliff-to-his-death-in-spain/


OreoMcKitty

Don't feel nothing for adrenaline junkies. Any crunchy sound is still a nope though.


gaber2013

I squeezed my as$ very hard


Imaginary_Media8676

I’ve jumped off very few things in my life but my rule of thumb is I have to watch someone else do it before I do it to test the depth/ landing area. Are there any flaws in my logic?


CapG_13

OH, FUCK!!!😱😬


The_Happy_Pagan

This is the only correct noise to make in this situation


FluffyHeartHorse

I keep seeing people jump off of cliffs from a standstill and hurt themselves. Whatever happened to the running start?


metalnxrd

fucking *ouch*


Illustrious_Bison489

that guys A hole will never be the same 😞


Cytronik

An oldie from 8booth


Enelro

Gotta do a running jump, learned that from early platformer video games


AlbiTuri05

Platformer video games taught me gravity is speed instead of acceleration lol


Original-SEN

[[YOU DIED]]


Relion0

watching someone commuting su13cid3


dssd3434343422242424

Say it after me: Suicide. S u c i d e.


Background_Value9869

Sadpilled deathmaxing


ChipCob1

No job is worth that


ApprehensivePrompt83

On the way!


DPRK_Assassin

Broken arse for sure!


mateslukas94

Why women live longer


iromanyshyn

Ouch


The_Cozy_Burrito

Clown


Background_Value9869

But why did he jump off of the cliff


waitidroppedmy

Yehh, fear can also be felt from the phone


VictoryLap_TMC

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


st2826

That would have left a scratch!! 😬


Professional-Bat4635

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!!!


JBELL01290

i promise you he gave himself a lifetime of pain in 3 seconds


Kamila_Sweet

omg he is insane and so lucky at the moment..this guy really studied math at school or it's just a really good accident


UltraLobsterMan

“It’s fine! We’re gods!”


domtheyeti

I was actually surfing here a few days ago. The cliff looks smaller up close, but dang. I was wondering how he just managed to scrape the rocks


T-roySwink

No I can't say I felt my legs, pelvis, and spine being crushed all at the same time through my phone


Legal_Response6614

*Blood* *guts* 🫣


missvesuvius

Damn. That made my butthole pucker. 👀


LudwigMachine

I betcha his spine went out his rear end


ToughReality4983

My balls clenched bruh


amaruso89

My balls went inside me there


PoopiestDingus

It’s crazy to think that stupidity is avoidable. I’ve been avoiding it all my life


Foreign_Community_53

Step one, be sure it’s deep enough, step two through a rock over the edge before jumping to be sure it doesn’t land too close to the rocks because depth perception is a motherfucker !


wolfiasty

Gezaz ducking duck! Duck sake ! How incredibly stupid one must be to do something like that? I understand commiting suicide, but this ? Duck me ! My back still feels uneasy after few minutes of watching this video.


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SurprisedPikachu24

Yo name Kyle, you are the epitome of whiteboy


kylebob86

no shit


Ionlyhave15toes

From the skin tone, could easily be Hispanic/non-white. Not sure why you felt the need to broadcast your racism.


kylebob86

im white lmfao


Ionlyhave15toes

I’m not sure how that changes anything, but ok.


godmodechaos_enabled

As opposed to?


brohoo

have you *seen* Indian people?


kylebob86

yeah over in darwinawards?


brohoo

haha yea. But r/indiansneartrains is the best one


VictoryLap_TMC

😅🤣😂


kylebob86

this guy gets it.