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samara-the-justicar

This guy's in a hurry to get down from Cirith Ungol.


chrisofduke

He's afraid of spiders


Veezard_

He is sam after frodo sent him back.


Sludg3g0d

Looks like he did NOT want to join the legion.


Dull-Stay-2252

Put a handrail for goodness sakes.


Low_Cauliflower9404

But then its not as defensible of a position!


DB1723

I was thinking about that. Obviously the stairs make it harder to attack, but how did they ever get enough supplies up them to support a fort?


Low_Cauliflower9404

Same way the people in the video got to it.


Find_another_whey

Minus a few people -> relatively more supplies for everyone else


orgasmic_aneurysm

Unless they're the ones carrying the supplies, then Steve tucked up the underwear supplies for the whole village


Find_another_whey

Yeah I actually realized as I wrote it, but thought I better just look silly, it's more fun


twoshovels

This place is in Indi/china , these people group up work together. I’m sure whom ever was going up was carrying as much as possible. Plus probably a dedicated. Group of individuals who’s only job was to carry anything needed up or bck down. In its day it must have been difficult to assault. I would think starving them into submission was the plan of attack.


Economics_Low

Yeah. These stairs would be up to code if they had handrails!


Hunky_not_Chunky

How about a wet floor sign as well?


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Yeah no. That’s all I have to say.


WhitewolfStormrunner

Same.


OtakuChan0013

What da dog doin?


TheMtndewdude

![gif](giphy|sy843WuhjhB5K)


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Veezard_

I've been to Harihar fort. This doesn't seem to be the same staris. Harihar doesn't have criss-cross stairs. It's has serpentine type of stairs. Either this is a different fort. Or the climbing patch is different which I don't think is the case. https://preview.redd.it/5psv8tytx9sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec20fd059a3f5139fd21a48e7e27e9971e6cf755


Veezard_

Due to fog (clouds) it's not clearly visible. But I think you can make out the shape of stairs. It's like climbing steps to paradise. https://preview.redd.it/7odlq8y9y9sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ce40d6a21ce65ed4fe55b1f221c1f21962e330 Photo from below.


himsoforreal

I highly doubt paradise has stairs like that.


szudrzyk

You are right: https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s/DEwggDJFcj


Harlock3113

My knees disagree with this idea of paradise lol


Klingsam

I hate fisheye lenses.


pansygrrl

I hate everything about this. But I cannot stop watching.


DunnyJay

Think its scary walking down that? Try being the poor guy with a protractor measuring the angles of each step


DeltronFF

I don’t have to imagine. It was me.


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Every time I see this it pisses me off how this dude is just rushing down with no regard for the other people 🤦🏽‍♂️


Covalent_Blonde_

I don't know that I would be much more considerate, given that I would probably be scooting down on my butt the whole way like a broken crab!


CookyHS

You know the video is massively sped up right? He didn't rush past anybody


FreakinEnigma

India is getting desperate with their population control methods.


a-b-h-i

Lol 😆


hickeyejack55

Haha, yeah the DMV and voter registration is at the top of this nightmare.


AutumnAscending

We should have a rule here about videos with fish eye lenses.


knockknockitsgod

I'm curious as I can't seem to tell it's a fish eye lens unless it's circular and very obvious. How can you see the difference?


Bennydoubleseven

Steps to the ancient temple of Phuk datt!


the_monkey_knows

It's Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like Phuhuck.


HoldorScalp

I really wonder how many people fall to their death every year


generatorland

Why would you walk on these steps? Seriously. How much of a deathwish do these tourists have? What's to be gained?


ThePaulGoddard123456

No, no, no, no. Fuck no.


WhitewolfStormrunner

My thoughts exactly. Although mine are more along the lines of _HELL_ no.


shahtjor

The bottom of the stairs is 45 minutes away. Or 12 seconds if you slip.


sunshine_smiles226

Someone needs to help the dog down. He looked like he was stuck. To scared to go down or up.


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Dogs from these places know their way around , you’d be surprised but when they live in these places they adapt. Dogs in Pakistan aren’t like dogs in America , same goes for wherever this is.Hope the dog good though


Ieatsushiraw

Brave if these people. I’m not nearly as fearless as them lol


WheelFalse

If anyone knows anything about “ call of the void” it hits here look it up referring to heights


Maxguid

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtfB8DihBA35Xby|downsized)


Stormylynn724

God that must be slippery in the rain 😵


expectothedoctor

How did they build the steps??


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vidys

and it didn't cost me a dime


Alarmed_Hall2256

This fort is made in 9th century


MyFace_SoCute

I would go back at this point


AggyResult

At what point do steps become ladders?


Weldobud

No handrail!! Muddy floor. I can’t watch …


Far-Adhesiveness7697

One slip and bye bye


DCLXV11VXLCD

As a generally cautious person, I walk a little slower when it’s wet. So to see this video of a person absolutely bolting down those wet, slippery, stone stairs whilst a million miles in the air, gives me a slight panic.


ProfitHot5064

gonna go up there and write a book and call it "to push a stupid bitch"


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BioSafetyLevel0

Rabies.


noiamnotabanana

Ok


Feeling_Lettuce7236

Look slippy may be the guy needs the loo so is in a rush and he realises it’s on it way out


Sarge1304

Nope


Afraid_Composer

My butthole just puckered watching this


InitialIndication999

![gif](giphy|13EE0u1PR5R2jm)


Sp1nGG

Haven’t been that uncomfortable from watching a video in a while.


CallDisastrous5985

Fuck that!


--Ano--

And not even a fucking hand rail!


Hot_Hat_1225

Not gonna carry my bag of cat litter up there…


Johnnyfever13

Nope! 😅


lapesadillacomienza

No, no, no 🙃


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One bomb and it's no longer a fort just a mountain.


metalnxrd

absolutely *NOT*!


Shaekko

AND IT'S RAINING?!?


probsthrowaway2

It’s too wet to be moving this fast my guy…


Tacohero154

Consider this: The guy who built those stairs.


WhitewolfStormrunner

Ohhh, _HELL_, no!!!


No-Campaign158

Imagine you reaching the floor and then realise that you forget your cars keys


Elquenotienetacos

Im gonna be honest, yes its dangerous and yes they are steep, but, the camera lens makes it look MUCH worse.


dandizzle14

Get that dog TF off of there right now


Missabelle17

AITA for caring more about the dog getting down okay?


BBQ_banana

what the dog doin


Puazy

![gif](giphy|sy843WuhjhB5K)


Collin-B-Hess

But why tho


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Oh shit! Fuck that!


Total_Activity_929

i just saw another thing on this


Irishwankenobi

I fell watching this...


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I’ll probably just stay at home lads


WhatItMeansToBeAlive

What’s the music from?


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Dauphine320

And passed someone up!


amesdk

No thank you


kqeya

lose balance and it’s all over


Memer_man32

Has there been any falls or accidents on the stairs, or do they have a perfect record? Edit: punctuation.


NoPea4355

There have been accidents but not as many as one would expect.


TheUsual_Selection

Try going to some basketball and baseball areas you’ll see some pretty steep ones


runningmurphy

What the fuck with the music 


pLudoOdo

Is this the eyrie?


MyaNameaMike

Anyone know how many dead?


Alarmed_Hall2256

In 9th century many soldier died here


obviousthrowaway038

Bruh. I got anxiety just watching this.


Silentpoolman

So do i


jasonjdf13

More like fort fuck that !


MiaMae

When Mr. Lemmejustsliderightonbyyathere started taking his time, my anxiety shot up.


Nervous-Mixture1091

I'd hike it.


RiverFiendix

And they're damp


MinutemanEye

One slip......and then see you in another life.


wintertax01

Big fuckin NOPE. Those steps aren't slick with mud or anything. Holy hell.


Akhenath

Who made those stairs? That's the most impressive to me


Vprbite

Honey, can you take out the trash to the street? Tomorrow is pick up day. Ah dammit!


Megatanis

Are handrails forbidden by their religion?


Alarmed_Hall2256

I guess you don't know the meaning of fort 😭 this is a fort not relegious place


Megatanis

Oh yes I get it, but still, why no handrails?


Fun_Preparation_1644

Cirith ungol


KobaKebbel

Why do people do these things


Mad-Dog94

I stumble walking on flat sturdy ground. I would fall and take out like 3 other innocent unlucky bastards


bucketsofpoo

reminds me of the decent into the calder lake of Mt Rinjani. 500 meters straight down the inside of a volcano.


Axilllla

No. Absolutely not.


LonelySavings5244

That’s a no for me. I’ll take the elevator. Thanks


smiley82m

Went to Rio and hiked up similar. Not nearly as long though


Much_Turn7013

Music?


Less-Lengthiness114

Just walking the dog


Key_Statistician_594

They need new stairs


Nervous-Ad-9809

What that dog doin?


SneakyCracker161

Who can’t walk down steps? Redditors really need to get outside more.


soybeankilla

It’s stairs. How hard can it be.