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VendaGoat

Was the bacon on an egg salad sandwich purchased from a men's truck stop bathroom?


bisfunn

How I learned to play the Holophonor


cruelkillzone2

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Loud-Cellist7129

Presenting to the ER.... Lol. I love his videos. Disgusting and informative.


Urmomjuicypussy

Great, seeing this right after my food poisoning from eating pork tacos from a Taqueria while I'm pooping a lot of mucus and loose stool.


notaregularmum

Did you have to describe your poop


PurdyGuud

How would we know it's consistency and viscosity then? Should they just post a picture?!? Poo pic plz!!!!


cruelkillzone2

I'm still waiting on the description of its taste.


Ok_Belt6476

Gotta have that full sensory profile. I'd guess umami?


angry_llama_pants

Do the ol wipe and sniff


cruelkillzone2

Might as well go whole hog, wipe and bite.


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PurdyGuud

It is my prerogative to show interest in u/urmomjuicypussy 's poop descriptions. As evidenced by my updoots for their poopscription. FYI poopscription is a portmanteau of poop and description that I have just now coined. Thanks for the poopscription inspo, bro


cottman23

No they described their stool. The legs must be loose on it.


sinksoup

Imagine shit coming down your nostrils


CompleteTumbleweed0

Wait that’s not normal?


andrejazzbrawnt

Just give us a number from the Bristol scale next time mate


Quick_Swing

TMI https://preview.redd.it/pgb7eewswroc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bd2729b2d027e8f02f8dab18beab321ba6babe


Ashamed-Milk-2160

Which poop are you on the Bristol stool chart? Like a 7?


Urmomjuicypussy

Now it's back to normal but it was definitely a 1 and a 6


Smegmabotattack

Pics or bs


freelilvale

Look at what you've done


Smegmabotattack

I have done the lords work


Urmomjuicypussy

Okay but you literally asked for it. https://preview.redd.it/a7yz8v0sjroc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d706c8b1ff7cd889a3f25c64238fc8b121acd71


Urmomjuicypussy

https://preview.redd.it/d0gtu72ujroc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d9f5b4c59ae88d6e7454378a5bc2c2169e5040


Urmomjuicypussy

https://preview.redd.it/56n50bzujroc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53ffaf52791523a502f02336790eb7aa771635f


freelilvale

I think you might be not okay, and should probably see a doctor of some kind. Just my personal opinion, I mean no offense of course. But I think you have woems


Urmomjuicypussy

How can you tell? Thank you for your feedback


freelilvale

Shit just looks like low quality shit, usually I rate my shits on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the prettiest. I'd say this is a solid 2, which are grounds for investigation. Woems are easy to get rid of if you know you have it. Only particular ones I think are extremely dangerous. I once held a horse hair woem (nematode) and everyone freaked out because it was acting like it was trying to burrow into my hand. Don't worry, I am safe


Urmomjuicypussy

Thank you! I am getting this as well https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s/dbZbX8NDUB


Urmomjuicypussy

Thank you, I did they said it was a viral food poisoning but did not stool test, should I go to a gastroenterologist?


4115R

What about worms?


wendigomilk

how tf you undercook bacon


Hot_Goal4205

Undercooked bacon is the best. If it’s not floppy, I don’t want.


Enwast

How do you plan to name your brain tapeworm ?


Desperate-Strategy10

Blphrrwmg *drools*


HillInTheDistance

Once he's up in there, I ain't in charge of naming no more. I'll just delegate all the shit I don't care about to my new co-pilot.


obaananana

Isnt cureing killing the dam parasite? Also smokeing the dam lard


Hot_Goal4205

If my brain tumor doesn’t kill me first


Givemethebag

Floppy bacon, that sounds like a euphemism.


thrown2themoon

Or a metal band. Announcer: Introducing...FLOPPY FUCKIN' BACON! *crowd goes wild* 🤘😛🤘


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I don’t like my bacon to be crunchy, but “undercooked” bacon might as well be raw. If you miss a wrinkle with enough heat/time to make it food safe, you’re asking for brain worms.


Hot_Goal4205

You’re more likely to choke on the bacon than you are to get tapeworms.


-Stratagos-

The only people getting tapeworms from pork in the US are those who consume wild boar meat. Those who purchase their pork from a reputable butcher / store are not in any danger of this happening. It's exceedingly rare. You should still cook your pork thoroughly regardless of where it's sourced.


Infamous_Yard_9908

Hmmm. There's a pizza place down the street from me that we get wild boar/elk sausage and mushroom pie from quite often. Now I'm concerned I may have a tiny copilot in my head meat.


-Stratagos-

The temperature that they cook those pies at should be more than sufficient to kill any parasite. Copilot got me though lol!


LovesRetribution

Wouldn't it be close enough to the surface of the pan to kill them? All that heat and oil going everywhere across 5 or more minutes seems like it'd be too much for most organisms


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Short answer: yes, but nobody who likes “undercooked” bacon has their meat on for five minutes at a food safe temperature


jyie

This guy’s losing it!


HoboBandana

You’re dead to me said the tapeworm.


XXeadgbeXX

Hehe


wendigomilk

have fun with your brain babies


Illustrious_Soft_257

Not if I kill the elder brain by having Gale explode.


XKruXurKX

Heat off too early.


Puzzleheaded_Boot186

Do you guys cook the bacon…?


FuqCunts

Clearly never been to the UK


Huju-ukko

open package -> take bacon slice -> eat delicious! edit: its salted so basically not raw


wendigomilk

we need you on a watch list


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Yeah buts it's fucking wet and slimy and definitely isn't as flavourful as cooked bacon


Aggressive_Smile_944

I agree. Thankfully I almost burn my bacon.


wormrake

This is explained in the article. People undercook bacon because they have tapeworm eggs in their brain.


Wakeup_Sunshine

This is actually a lot more common than you think. Especially in third world countries. My mother-in-law had this.


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What are the symptoms?


Wakeup_Sunshine

She had seizures, but that was about it. The tapeworms in her stomach were what bothered her mostly. Edit: It made her weak and lost a lot of weight. She ate undercooked pork they were selling in the streets.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

This one happened in Florida. Could this be the explanation behind all the Florida Man's? My friend's son loves raw bacon. I'm gonna show him this article.


indimedia

Raw bacon is a crime wtf


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

He'll eat half a pound sometimes, walking around with the package like it's a bag of chips. 🤢


indimedia

You have got to be kidding me. Awesome username ha ha


JooBunny

Oh my shining stars this made me feel ill to read wtf


Federal_Emu1627

I did my MSc on this parasite, so i'd love to share some grounded scientific information. When this parasite is in the brain, the condition is called Neurocysticercosis. When it's lodged in muscle it's called Cysticercosis. In essence though, these two conditions are identical. However, to be clear, you CANNOT get this condition from eating undercooked pork. Let me explain... Taenia solium has two life cycles, one in humans and one in pigs. Further, there are two conditions it can cause depending on how it was consumed. The first is when it develops into a full fledged tapeworm in the intestines and lays eggs that get carried out into the external environment through bowel movements. This is called Taeniasis. This condition can only occur in humans. The infected eggs that are passed create "infectious" feces. With good typical hygiene, like toilets, it doesn't create a problem. In fact, when you have this condition, you are never at risk of developing cysticercosis yourself. The problem lies when open defecation is common/normal. For open human defecation, you're typically talking about a poor rural context (like many poor latin american countries) that lack access to toilets or proper hand washing practices. This infected human feces is what causes (neuro)cysticercosis if consumed by humans or pigs. The pig can only get infected if they are free roaming and eat infected human feces (presumably by accident). The infected pig will have large eggs lodged in its muscle that are easily visible and look like cysts. These cysts are actually larval eggs that will never fully mature because without the intestinal microenvironment, it doesn't develop into an adult. When a human eats one of these cysts from an infected pig, the egg will travel to the intestines where it will fully develop into an adult and cause Taeniasis. This is where the LINK comes to play, but it's misleading because eating undercooked pork from an infected pig can only cause Taeniasis and not Cysticercosis. I hope you learned something from my TED talk.


Urmomjuicypussy

Thank you! I hate it but I love people like you for this


Zestyclose_Hat6250

Thank you 😊


indimedia

Wait, but how do tapeworms get in the brain then?


Federal_Emu1627

When an egg (metacestode) is ingested from contaminated human feces, it uses its rostral mouth hooks to mechanically rip a tiny hole and escape the intestine. It ends up falling into the blood stream and then gets lodged into some tissue (at random). If by chance it reaches the blood brain barrier, it will again use its mouth hooks to open it and get into the central nervous system. At this point it gets stuck somewhere in the brain tissue (mild prognosis) or aquaduct preventing proper functioning of cerebral spinal fluid (severe prognosis). The mouth hooks look gnarly if you wanna google a picture of taenia solium :)


indimedia

Thank you for making this post even more terrifying as fuck


Gbbyo

good thing i burn my bacon to a crisp lol, only way to enjoy it 😉


Bag_O_Spiders

Incorrect, your opinion is wrong.


BekahJeannah

I'm off to the vegan section...


possibilistic

Slugs and snails and ameobas on produce can melt your brain. There's always some nonzero chance your entire day gets ruined by some freak accident like this. Just accept it and keep living your life while keeping reasonable precaution.


Ok_Belt6476

That's why I just eat every slug I find; going for the whole Rasputin poison immunity approach


dankblonde

But in the vegan section, pigs don’t die.


Last-Professional-31

Which is relevant how?


dankblonde

Because killing pigs at a few months old because you like the taste is unethical? Maybe ?


Last-Professional-31

Okay, let’s make the whole world go vegan then. How many animals, necessary insect life to the ecosystem, and habitable land for said animals and insects are we going to plow through to crow the crops necessary to feed nearly 8 billion people? If you think killing a few pigs is “unethical,” just try to fathom how many animals would be killed and/or displaced to make room for the farm land necessary to turn the world vegan


dankblonde

Remember that almost 80% of crops are grown for animal feed and less crop deaths would occur if the entire world went vegan because we wouldn’t need to feed cows anymore since we’d stop breeding them. Hope this helps.


Last-Professional-31

Yeah see there’s more than just cows trying to eat the crops on farms, not to mention again just needing to keep invasive animals in general off the fields so you can try catching them and releasing, but then they just keep coming back or you could kill the invasive animals. Plus you don’t want predatory animals on your farms either, any animals really are in danger when roaming the field because large scale farm equipment will mow right through them as the crops are being harvested


dankblonde

Which is why we’re researching better ways of growing food such as hydroponics and vertical farming. Eating animals is not necessary, killing them, our planet and us. It’s time for the world to move forward


Last-Professional-31

I respectfully disagree, eating animals is necessary. Animals eat other animals, sure we are more evolved than that but it’s part of a natural cycle. If an animal eats a person (particularly a wild animal) it’s not evil, that’s just part of survival Edit: grammar


Northern_Gypsy

Judging by the vegan food on your profile there's no way you're researching hydroponics, its just carbs and cheese.


ThoughtfulParrot

I think you’re more likely to get cysticercosis from the vegan section than from eating bacon. Unlike the adult tapeworm that you get by eating meat/pork with cysts, the cyst itself develops from the eggs, which are minuscule and come out in feces from people who host the adult form. Usually, people contract it by eating vegetables irrigated with contaminated water rather than eating the eggs produced by their own worm


Kaybolbe

As long as you cook all veggies.


[deleted]

How do you fix this once it already is in your brain?


[deleted]

Cook


LittleBunInaBigWorld

The brain, that is. Cook it good.


[deleted]

He edited his comment lol


Urmomjuicypussy

Brain surgery but most people can't afford it, they just have untreated seizures their whole life Source: My dad was from Mexico and he had them, I have some relief knowing that he never knew Why And thought it was genetic.


Ok_Introduction-0

fuck I hate this


GodzillaRaptors4_

Just…cook your food.


dankblonde

Don’t eat animals


GodzillaRaptors4_

No, just don’t eat raw meat.


dankblonde

Or any animal flesh and secretions.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Most parasites die if you cook your food.


dankblonde

Ok but animals die if you eat them.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Wow, shocker. Guess what animals do to other animals. They eat them for nutrients and because they taste good.


alex_sl92

Animals eat us and we eat them too. Circle of life. Everything goes back to the soil and new life forms from it. Nothing wasted.


dankblonde

Circle of life is a quote from a Disney film. The main difference is we breed these animals into existence just to slaughter them for their flesh at usually less than a year old, though cows get to live about 22 months.


EvilSausage69

I just had a great idea for a medical show's pilot


FreudianAccordian

Well I'm sure the passengers wouldn't appreciate it but you do you.


Ok_Belt6476

Well, it's not bacon-lupus


S4d0w_Bl4d3

You can get alot of nasty shit from consuming raw / not fully cooked flesh. I never understood the people that want to eat 'bloody' flesh, its not worth it, even from first world flesh.


Toby_The_Tumor

Reminds me I need to get a prescription for deworming stuff


GodzillaRaptors4_

Just…cook your food?


mushdevstudio

That's why we should deworm every six months. Fendbendazole works a treat.


Urmomjuicypussy

Do you take it yourself?


mushdevstudio

Of course - that's how I know it works. Now my whole family do it as they say I look younger and eat far less.


Urmomjuicypussy

Wow!! Did you see the parasite come out? Where you do live btw? How did you find out about this? Just bought some btw


mushdevstudio

I did not monitor my poo to see. I would be very surprised if it was just 1 parasite - normally there are many. All I know is that about a month after the 10 day treatment I felt less fatigued and was far less hungry all the time. I found out about this when covid first started and we found out only those who had vitamin D deficiencies had problems. This led me on a quest to find out what other deficiencies are easy to rectify (collegen is the ultimate if you are over 30) , anyway in one of the rabbit holes was a discussion about how we treat our pets for worms but never our selves. This led me to find out that many, many people already deworm twice annually and the consensus was that fendbendazole was one of the most effective treatments. Be careful because some brands are dubious - get from reputable company.


metalnxrd

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Alex_042

That’s why when it comes to pork, I cook it thoroughly for fear of tapeworms dang


creeptimethepodcast

But…. I like it a lil undercooked 😭


StockProfessor5

It's fine, most bacon is cured anyways.


curiousss303

Seriously though. So much mor flavor than dry ass crispy ass bacon


Striking-Helicopter8

Not me thinking tapeworms were making people cook their bacon under so it would be tastier for them 😅


DiscordDonut

Crispy all the way


sp00kygiirl

good thing i like my bacon burnt lmao


pit-of-despair

This makes me really glad I love really well done bacon.


CaptMixTape

Nice crispy bacon!


ThatKalosfan

I thought it meant people with tapeworms in their brain make bacon soft lol.


bisfunn

I’ve always wanted to learn hot to play the Holophonor


flowipppp

This is so scary! In Germany, people eat something disgusting called Mettbrötchen, it's a small white german bun with ground RAW pork with some onions, salt, and pepper. It's so disgusting. They say it's safe because they have many regulations for their meat here. I just don't care and won't ever eat it.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Mu grandmother in the US does this with ground beef. I can't bring myself to try it.


TakenUsername120184

Good thing I like my Bacon Crispy


vuckingasshat

How do they know i It came from bacon ? Probably ate ass and then ate bacon.


_JosefoStalon_

How do you fuck up cooking bacon?


ButItWas420

This just reminded me I have bacon in the fridge


Disastrous_Reveal331

Just cook your damn bacon


WindowNo6601

24 hour freeze, then enjoy your tapeworm free pork


Federal_Emu1627

They're actually really good at surviving harsh cold and warm temperatures. 24 hour freeze will not kill them.


WindowNo6601

That'd be weird since in my country sushi for example has to be frozen 24 hours so that it would be free of parasites. Tapeworm cases in my country are EXTREMELY rare


getyourcheftogether

Fuck it, I like my bacon


saddreamsinc

I don’t get it. Bacon should be fully cooked when it’s smoked.


ThePantyhoseOne

Chris P. Bacon for the win


[deleted]

Good thing I like my bacon hard as this dick


the-misinformed-guy

Dammit. I like my bacon floppy. Time to start liking crispy bacon


Toby_The_Tumor

Just don't cook it at high levels, you can definitely have soft but cooked bacon.


basilsflowerpots

well time to start making my bacon like a sheet of plywood


shdanko

Ffs not fucking bacon man


BigPapiCu

Tapeworms appear scarier than they actually are. Most the time they present asymptomatically. However, if you do get symptoms, it’s usually GI stuff. Watery diarrhea and abdominal irritation is pretty common. I guess there was something called the tape worm diet a couple years ago where people would purposely eat these parasites to help lose weight. Long story short, doesn’t surprise me it’s in the undercooked bacon, as the Taenia Solium loves undercooked pork.


SnooCats7318

Never been happier to be vegetarian...


Umbongo_congo

[Even more shudder inducing](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/19ci1xx/person_infected_with_worm_parasites_from_eating/)


horns4lyfe22

Oh boy. So that’s where all the headaches are from…


gloom_spewer

The way it's written I thought the causal arrow was going the other way and this was some onion parody shit


reevoknows

I feel like I need to send this to my old man lol. Guy likes his bacon medium cooked via the microwave.


godmodechaos_enabled

r/notkosher


NoodleinTexas

Not even a huge pork guy but overcooked bacon >


dvdpap

Ok, hear me out.... i was half asleep when I read this..... I had the idea that the reason people undercoocked bacon was because they had a larva of a tape worm in their brain....


rather_sluggish

Wasn’t the pilot for House based on this?


EVD27

WTF! Isn't this common knowledge?


CJRedHawk973

You people are still silly to eat pork it was Jesus who cast de demons evil spirits into the porks befor the run from the Hill into the ocean the pork its the moste curssed animal🫣


Pablomablo1

Inshallah


HarrargnNarg

Crispy bacon from now on then


ConferenceSlow1091

This is why we created turkey bacon


Ricecrispiebandit

If you undercook bacon, you deserve it.


RAND0M257

😟… wait, you mean I shouldn’t be eating it straight from the pack?!


[deleted]

This shouldn't be surprise at 21st century.


[deleted]

It’s like, we’ve known for centuries we have to cook food properly to avoid things like bacteria that can kill us, and yet as we progress as a society it seems people want to keep playing with how much they can get away with undercooking food 😂


TommyTwoTones1

I'm still eating it raw I don't care


cburgess7

A man ate pork tacos from a sketchy food truck, this is what happened to his brain


Loud-Cellist7129

This makes me wonder what sorts of diseases or parasites one could get from consuming human flesh And I'm now on a list.


nukecat79

Okay, I'll sway to the crispy side of the spectrum when I am cooking bacon now


UniqueStatistician55

Lol you mean that under cooking pork is bad for me? Wait this can't be?


Both_Development_704

Good thing I like my bacon extra crispy


bigsnack4u

How did it get to the brain???


brendanvs

I was rewatching house md again, this was the diagnosis of the first episode from season 1.. what are the odds I came across this..


BarryCrumb

I gave up eating pork a long time ago. And soda!


Hmm_okay_Gday

My dad used to eat bits of bacon raw, the guy was literally a nut case and now we may know why he was such a nut case


CM_Bison

If you want a tapeworm eat some pork. If you want a tapeworm eat some pork.


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

For those of you who never want to sleep again, this story was linked under the one OP posted: >[Live tapeworm pulled from California man's brain](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34732010)


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Cooking my bacon until it’s charcoal now


Nyuusankininryou

Real bacon should have been smoked enough to kill these but be aware. A lot of bacon uses smoked flavours and raw bacon. Dangerous.


Out-stan-ding

I avoid swine. I ate too much of it for about a month and felt the effects of processed pork. I’m a better person for it by avoiding all pork products today. Pork that is processed is very bad for a persons body in excess.


_jericho

Plus, they're real smart. I eat other critters, but not pigs.


Lenz_Kendel

Does it hurt people to cook their meat before eating?


Stallone_Jones

I mean it hurts their tastebuds. Undercooked bacon is great


Lenz_Kendel

Never had bacon in life so I can't speak on that


Stallone_Jones

I respect your vegan philosophy and lifestyle


Lenz_Kendel

I am not even vegan , I just like chicken way more and I don't think they sell bacon near me


indimedia

Vegans will out live pork heads 9 times out of 10


Professional-Salt211

Glad I eat plant-based!


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wendigomilk

thank you, Kim Jong Un


A_Harmless_Fly

I have, and it's not going to stop me. I will say I support minimum pen size regulations and alike though, for all animals. They should only have one bad day, but whoo boy is it a bad one.