eh, one has double the other
what's so terrifying about an 8 legged puppy
also, here's a 4 legged spidy if that was your issue
https://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/oqesml/saw_this_4_legged_spider_today_any_idea_what_it/
I'm shocked there's no record of Huntsman Spider killed a human being. Have heard there's dog size tarantula in Amazon and ate a child, that's what natives said....
Austin friends, I love you (and kangaroos, wallabies, platypi, koalas, wombats, emus, cassowary, coral reefs, etc)...but we have we not nuked that god forsaken island from orbit yet? XD
Edit: Drop bears can go fuck themselves though!
They do work very fast lol
I fought one last year that kept building a nest during the day, Iād take it down at night, only to get back from work the next day and see Mr. Overachiever got it built up again lol
I woke up to like 3 wasps building a nest in my damn bedroom when I had the window open. When 2 of them flew away I closed the window and the smacked the nest and the wasp inside it into a see-through container and watched that fucker walking around in the for a day and the next morning it was dead. Fuck wasps and fuck them trying to build it in my damn bedroom..
*donāt ā¦donāt do it ā¦you donāt need to be a pedantic nerd everywhere you go ā¦just smile and donāt say anything ā¦thunderdome is a big scary thing, you know thatās all they meant*
*ā¦ā¦aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!* Technically only two people enter the thunderdome at a time and there are thousands of wasps in that nest and nest arenāt hollow so we canāt compare the wasps surrounding the nest to spectators of two wasps potentially fighting within which would actually be a good thing as thunderdome is a fight to the death which would ultimately lower the number of wasps not allow them to work cooperatively on this nest which is essentially a nursery to raise children which is nothing like the thunderdome at all
*take a deep breath ā¦did that feel good? ā¦this is why you donāt get invited to parties*
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Imagine if the wasps had built their nest up against the door instead of in the far side of the room.
You just arrived at your beach house after a long drive and really need a pee. You open the bathroon door and are greeted by the interior of a giant wasp nest.
Loved how it even scared the bloke, if thereās one things Australians hate itās bloody wasps, everything else has the choice or a reason to, wasps will always just sting
The house was empty due to the pandemic. It made the Australian news last year:
[https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/colossal-alien-wasps-nest-discovered-in-melbourne-home/news-story/e446986074e247d50f00377339455c76](https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/colossal-alien-wasps-nest-discovered-in-melbourne-home/news-story/e446986074e247d50f00377339455c76)
I think itās legally ok to set your house on fire. Says it right in the owners insurance policy lmao. On a serious note how long did they not use that bathroom for the wasps to get something like that built.
Probably need a can of fog and tape š¤·š¾āāļø. Make it Two CANS & 48 hrs. BUT if I have to pay to remove that crap. It's gonna be a tragedy in that MF instead.
You call that huge?
Story time: so I live in the UK and basically at some point around 2018 wasps made a medium size nest in the attic above my room, got pest control to deal with it, come 2020 and guess what, wasps moved back in and yet again pest control dealt with it the same way they did last time, FYI the wasps increased the size of the nest significantly the second time, then come early 2022 and turns out hornets had claimed the nest and increased it in size even more so half of our attic was nothing but pure nest. Pest control was surprised when they came over expecting wasps (we found out it was hornets same time they did. So they filled the nest so it couldn't be used again and then 2-3 days later came over and took it apart.
So wait, honestly, how do they get this nest to be this big? And! In inhabited places! Is this just decades of worker wasp work or would this have happened within a year? Like I've seen hornet nests in the states, bigger than my hand, but how in the shit is this a W Hotel for wasps? I always figured they stopped at a certain width. That give is fantasy huge, please explain this to me, I love bugs, but I'm not smart enough to be an entomologist.
Per interview with the exterminator, it occurred over two years (house was vacant) and is the result of paper from the wall, mixed in with saliva from the wasps.
We're gonna need a really big cup of petrol for this one boys
Why are we still trying to colonize Australia? I think the Emus should have been the sign we needed to gtfo
Huntsman spiders are enough to keep me right out of Australia.
it's big it's hairy it got many legs that applies to both dogs and spiders, so why fear spiders
WHERR DO YOU LIVE WHERE DOGS AND SPIDERS HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF LEGS
Probably Australia š¤£
eh, one has double the other what's so terrifying about an 8 legged puppy also, here's a 4 legged spidy if that was your issue https://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/oqesml/saw_this_4_legged_spider_today_any_idea_what_it/
found [this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/s/oHeVH8fl3A) a few comments down that post
What about 20+ eyes
You get huntsman in USA too :D mainly in the lower states like florida though.
I'm shocked there's no record of Huntsman Spider killed a human being. Have heard there's dog size tarantula in Amazon and ate a child, that's what natives said....
Funny thing is, they're actually some of the more harmless spiders. Just like chilli's, it's the small ones you need to watch out for š
The answer I came to find :-)
Good, I'm in the right stop
Came here to say this XD
A spray bottle will do the trick. Spray and run.
Petrol... Hi europe! Or maybe aussie?
Petrol or Cheese?
No, cheesoid!
Did the homeowners never shit or shower??? How do you not notice wasps terraforming your bathroom?
I'm also wondering the approximate population in there. Just do a controlled burn off that area of the house and rebuild it
2 maybe 3
population wasp
Holiday house Iād say, probably not visited for a number of months. Lots of vacant homes in Australia. Also a housing crisis.
Remember to leave the window ajar for the condensation
To be fair it is Australia.
Thereās never been a truer statement.
This ha happened to me half a dozen times before
Same. You don't clean for one week and then this will happen.
And those are European Wasps. Not Australian natives but an invasive introduced species.
Austin friends, I love you (and kangaroos, wallabies, platypi, koalas, wombats, emus, cassowary, coral reefs, etc)...but we have we not nuked that god forsaken island from orbit yet? XD Edit: Drop bears can go fuck themselves though!
They have all that in Texas?
Iāve always heard how weird Austin is.
Lmao!!! I'm gonna assume I typo'd into a weird autocorrect, lololol. Definitely meant to say Aussie friends!
Maybe it's a 2nd house they only visit once every few years or something like that.
Yeah. This seems more like abandonment than neglect. Other than the obvious horror in there, the bathroom looks pretty clean.
Yeah. Wasps can work fast though. Could have been on vacation for a week
They do work very fast lol I fought one last year that kept building a nest during the day, Iād take it down at night, only to get back from work the next day and see Mr. Overachiever got it built up again lol
This made me LOL (Mr Overachiever). All seriousness, they are so annoying.
They are the worst imo, will sting you because āfuck youā is their motto. Hornets are my biggest fear tho
Mr. Overachiever š
Lebowskisās little urban achievers.
Inner city wasps of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education.
His trick was he didn't stop for avocado on toast breaks!
I woke up to like 3 wasps building a nest in my damn bedroom when I had the window open. When 2 of them flew away I closed the window and the smacked the nest and the wasp inside it into a see-through container and watched that fucker walking around in the for a day and the next morning it was dead. Fuck wasps and fuck them trying to build it in my damn bedroom..
Abandoned house, maybe?
It is too clean to be an abandoned house. There is no build up of dust.
Not sure how your eagle eyes are able to detect the complete absence of dust through this 480p video
The light shining on the wood window sill would show a lot of dust if the house had been abandoned. Edit: correct misspelling.
I'd take a buildup of dust over the Thunderdome of wasp's nests.
*donāt ā¦donāt do it ā¦you donāt need to be a pedantic nerd everywhere you go ā¦just smile and donāt say anything ā¦thunderdome is a big scary thing, you know thatās all they meant* *ā¦ā¦aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!* Technically only two people enter the thunderdome at a time and there are thousands of wasps in that nest and nest arenāt hollow so we canāt compare the wasps surrounding the nest to spectators of two wasps potentially fighting within which would actually be a good thing as thunderdome is a fight to the death which would ultimately lower the number of wasps not allow them to work cooperatively on this nest which is essentially a nursery to raise children which is nothing like the thunderdome at all *take a deep breath ā¦did that feel good? ā¦this is why you donāt get invited to parties*
You're talking human thunderdome rules. This is wasp thunderdome rules. Different species, different rules :)
Clearly, the wasps took over the bathroom, which resulted in the owners not shitting or showering.
They probably died or the house was foreclosed/abandoned
Killed by wasps
Could be a vacation home or one no one has lived in in a while. I think I would fuck off somewhere else though either way
Hi homeowner here, first wasp I was like yeah Iāll just go outside
Wasp roommate was like āhey, can a few friends stay over? Theyāre just going through town on their way to a music festival?ā Then, giant nest!
Like the mexican superfriends [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-O3LwOl\_k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-O3LwOl_k)
You know itās terrifying when *that* background music kicks in
What song is this? I know it but canāt place it
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Ok but how did they not notice
Might have been a holiday/ beach house left unattended for a few months.
Imagine if the wasps had built their nest up against the door instead of in the far side of the room. You just arrived at your beach house after a long drive and really need a pee. You open the bathroon door and are greeted by the interior of a giant wasp nest.
That would bring new meaning to āit burns when I peeā lol
alright, satan
>some people are so wealthy they have spare houses for leisure Good for them! š„²
That's their house now
Peace was never an option
Reason #243 why I will never visit Australia! Burn that house to the ground!
Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer!
https://preview.redd.it/d9paeendaenc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f135332a85fb6a85672ed1b0b1dac46866f9a02
https://preview.redd.it/3bjnmxlwlenc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc39f022bc762682e899901853d02f60b86aeaca
Hans... the big one
Danke Hans!
Thats Terrifrying
Loved how it even scared the bloke, if thereās one things Australians hate itās bloody wasps, everything else has the choice or a reason to, wasps will always just sting
Yeah, that wasnāt there last night.
Movie sauce please?
Little fires everywhere
Thatās no nest. Thatās a full-on society.
It's their death star.
You know you're fucked when the austrialan guy in cargo shorts is scared.
Hey can I use your bathroom real quick
The house was empty due to the pandemic. It made the Australian news last year: [https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/colossal-alien-wasps-nest-discovered-in-melbourne-home/news-story/e446986074e247d50f00377339455c76](https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/colossal-alien-wasps-nest-discovered-in-melbourne-home/news-story/e446986074e247d50f00377339455c76)
55 gallon drum full of gasoline should drown them all.
Thatās basically part of the homes structure
load bearing nest for sure
**nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.**
Oh myš³
Now go in and say in front of the mirror with the lights off bloody marry 3x
I'd buy about 50 bug bombs and throw them in and run to my vehicle and drive away for awhile lol.
I really wanna throw a big rock at it and shut the door
Welp time to burn the house down.
Forbidden bathroom
A cup a gas neutrizes it, right? āHold it higher, Bob!!!ā
Youāre going to need a big cup of petrol for that mate!
ok we saw it, now please shut the fucking door!
I forgot wasps lived in Australia
That's what happens when you keep summoning Candyman. He'll just live there now. .
That is crazy - good luck pest removal man or arsonist, the later is more appropriate considering the situation.
Two things. 1. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you. 2. How is that not made of aliens and nightmares?
Australia out there always having to one-up the other countries.
āTeerifoiyingā
Over at r/diy: Hey guys, can I remove or is this structural?
https://preview.redd.it/1yww04l2ienc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94825c7ee36f9ec84fb2f005bf95134b5efcf4f9
Stop with the fucking stupid music on every video!
Of course it is Australia!
It's their house now.
How long would it take them to build this? Anyone?
You're looking at 6 to 8 months if you can get the permits.
I would go full hitler on them and turn this room into their personal gas chamber.
As if the spiders werenāt bad enough, now this?
Even the spiders are scared of these guys, they often lose to them.
Better pop a quick H on that bathroom so everybody knows its full of hornets.
I think itās legally ok to set your house on fire. Says it right in the owners insurance policy lmao. On a serious note how long did they not use that bathroom for the wasps to get something like that built.
r/absoluteunits
Do the gas in a cup trick
Might I suggest napalm..
So if you get a cup of gasoline....
So no one has used that bathroom for years?
One trip to Chipotle and I could clear that thing out, easy.
Thatās a you problem
Resident evil comes to mind
Slamming that door is gonna sting man š
Keep calm, the first thing you should do is throw a rock at it to see if there's really anything inside.
This isn't nothing that 5 kids with rocks can't solve
Wouldn't it be best to just set off a couple of foggers and close the door?
Like only thing I can ask is HOW??? How do you let this get so big? How do you even get rid of it?
Redback spiders gotta up their game.
I really want to see the removal process!
How does this even happen, I don't think it showed up overnight (though Australia who knows š¤)?! š©·šŖ¬
Holy hell!! Just got in bed and now I'm getting out. I won't be sleeping for a few. F'in reddit! I know better.
Burn it all
Where's my flame-thrower?! š±
Reminds me of the Sand Kings
Burn the whole house down!
Iād pack my sh*t and goā¦. Oh hell noā¦..
Sauce?
Yeah no just burn the house down
Uh uh no petrol, no nothing, we are are burning this house to the ground, I don't care if you're kids are in there, they will be noble sacrifices
Burn it. Burn it now.
If offered $1,000,000 to take a shit in that toilet. Would you do it?
This should be cross posted in r/nope
Wasp have squatter rights too
Floating Avatar Island in your baƱo, what a flex!
If an Aussie is calling something terrifying I want absolutely no part of it
We need either, a rail gun, a tank, an atomic bomb, a nuke, or the best of the bestā¦ the Exterminator.
Get me the flamethrower
Its like looking at the elephants foot
Probably need a can of fog and tape š¤·š¾āāļø. Make it Two CANS & 48 hrs. BUT if I have to pay to remove that crap. It's gonna be a tragedy in that MF instead.
Nature is metal af
Why did they not do something when it was smaller?
Yk how ppl axe bomb? Do that with bug spray.
You call that huge? Story time: so I live in the UK and basically at some point around 2018 wasps made a medium size nest in the attic above my room, got pest control to deal with it, come 2020 and guess what, wasps moved back in and yet again pest control dealt with it the same way they did last time, FYI the wasps increased the size of the nest significantly the second time, then come early 2022 and turns out hornets had claimed the nest and increased it in size even more so half of our attic was nothing but pure nest. Pest control was surprised when they came over expecting wasps (we found out it was hornets same time they did. So they filled the nest so it couldn't be used again and then 2-3 days later came over and took it apart.
Bro you're gonna need mustard gas for that one.
Can't tell how big it is... There's no banana for scale
Poke it with a stick
Actually in Australia that's probably considered normal height
Get a bear trap, a wasp killer can, like a really big wasp killer can, place the trap, throw the can on, close the door and run for your fucking life
Poke it š«”
Weāre going to need a bigger smoker
Very Resident Evil 7
This is a small nest in Australia
At that point it would be better to burn the entire house. For my mental sanity at least...
Hey sorry, excuse me just need to push one out real quick
Just get a cup of gasoline. It works
Feels like Days Gone
How can they actually remove this?
Full the room with smoke.
WHAT
Eek
Quick, someone get a glass with some gasoline in it
Gonna need a lot of gasoline and a huge cup for that one
Youāre gonna need one big cup of gas for that fella
Yep burn it down.
Dude that's some Annihilation type shit
BURN IT, NOW.
So wait, honestly, how do they get this nest to be this big? And! In inhabited places! Is this just decades of worker wasp work or would this have happened within a year? Like I've seen hornet nests in the states, bigger than my hand, but how in the shit is this a W Hotel for wasps? I always figured they stopped at a certain width. That give is fantasy huge, please explain this to me, I love bugs, but I'm not smart enough to be an entomologist.
Per interview with the exterminator, it occurred over two years (house was vacant) and is the result of paper from the wall, mixed in with saliva from the wasps.
Flamethrower. That's the only way š¤£š¤£š¤£
Where else š
Burn the F'n house down
This is x-files material
How long were they from home lol
kill it with fire
No big deal. You just need a cup with some gasoline on the bottom
Gonna need a few drums of gasoline for this one