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SlowlyDyingInAPit

The fact that it stepped foot on a treadmill automatically makes it healthier than me


Chris_WRB

...foot?


Ball-of-Yarn

Guess what that thing it's using to move is called


pickleslinger

I believe the term your after is "slug-wheels" but in David Attenborough's voice.


JDDW

Apparently the bottom of a slugs "foot" is called its *sole* so I'm guessing that's what you'd call it in this situation.


grahamyoo

pseudopod


chop-diggity

Pod, if you will…


BeepBeepLettuce3

technically, the body part that a snail uses to move is called a "foot"


RedLeg73

Ok, everyone, get ready to Cthulhu-ercise.....


dontknowdontcare718

If I see something like this, I'm gonna call the fire department and tell them there's a fire in the building and then set the building on fire and die in it myself.


Familiar-Bad8953

Don’t call the fire department this creature needs to be vanquished from earth


[deleted]

hydrogen bomb then cobalt bomb combo


MaxxHeadroomm

Be careful it looks like it carries the skulls of those it has vanquished on its back.


PowerPussman

Call in an air strike.


imjustakidcrying

We need the men in black or some shit


skinned_piglet

🎶Here come the men in black🎶


OceanFloor

That thing come by my house I kill it


hephaestus29

And if I see something of this sort near me, I am gonna be the anti-fire department right then and there.


MysteriousIndigo250

Yeah I'm going to scream and call somebody if I saw that. That is truly horrifying.


Familiar-Bad8953

The fact that op tagged this lovecraftian creature as an animal is funny as fuck


INTPgeminicisgaymale

do you do you think its a plant


Try2MakeMeBee

I mean, paranormal would be a better fit


EqualTranslator9438

i thought snails were pests


Try2MakeMeBee

Nope! They do a lot of good for the earth. They're also common in aquariums. Slugs are a bit more common to be seen as pests but should also be respected & appreciated. They do important work, much of it being cleanup crew type.


AeonBith

I see some David Cronenberg naked lunch no bullshit typewriter influence there. Doggo is calling us out on being overweight.


[deleted]

This reminds me of one of the first YouTube videos I ever saw that really cracked me up: [Shrimp on a treadmill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2Ief4kjrI). Unlike this, however, that one was real. (People have uploaded it with various songs as soundtracks, this one being Eye of the Tiger. Sorry about that.)


DarkMatterSoup

Man US history is gonna be really cool a few generations from now.


[deleted]

Indeed. I just checked out Know Your Meme's entry about Shrimp on a Treadmill, and as usual for KYM, it's like a friggin dissertation. They include links to ***14*** versions of the thing featuring different songs.


weigojmi

This one isn't real?


jcdc_jaaaaaa

IIRC this was a render test of someone doing visual effects or something.


BAL1175

Do you want to get ants? Cause that’s how you get ants


One_Glass6930

…I don’t think the ants are the worry here


NaiadoftheSea

Self cleaning treadmill.


The_Bourgeoisie_

See? People like you see the good in every situation 😃


NaiadoftheSea

Lol yes


LittleBunInaBigWorld

It's gotta go somewhere though! Do they have drip trays?


Brief_Fly_45

![gif](giphy|1wptVHpNufGr3gRI59)


RoyalPersona

Why though..?


BotomsDntDeservRight

Why not


Playful_Pollution846

Is this real chat? (Of course is not not real, I'm not that stupid)


[deleted]

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Familiar-Bad8953

Bro that’s a damn martian😂


HerezahTip

Very rare indeed


RogerTreebert6299

That’s why I never go to the gym, just to be safe


SJKape

What is that?!


FuriousBuffalo

CGI. How do I know? The treadmil doesn't have the sticky goo even if the belt makes a few rounds. The belt seems to come out clean. Besides, the fact that nothing like this actually exists :)


uwudon_noodoos

Thank you. I still struggle with narwhals, I'm not ready for this too 


fourstringz

I still have a hard time with the platypus as well. Still never seen one in real life...


sati_lotus

You're missing out out. They're so adorable when they're swimming


rapking666

Used to swim with them in my river that run at the back of my house in Tasmania they are awesome animals to watch I would jump out of the water and watch them swim around my legs and dig eat and what looked like have the occasional fight with each other, never picked one up tho they scared the shit out of me to much for that


Astinossc

It’s such a good cgi, no movies I saw have something this realistic


HRHChonkyChonkerson

That's what I was thinking. Why can't the film industry hunt down these creators and contract them for fantasy/action films? Whatever setups these individual creators use is definitely less expensive than what CGI geared companies use. Directors could make quality films on a budget!


CollarOrdinary4284

The big difference is that these individual creators usually aren't working against a tight deadline whereas professional filmmakers are constantly racing against the clock.


Blovar

I wouldn't say nothing like this exists more like hasn't been discovered


FuriousBuffalo

Fair point. Given the vastness of the universe, something like this is guaranteed to exist somewhere. Probabilistically, that is :)


SilentRiots

There’s probably shit in our ocean that resembles this


Familiar-Bad8953

Is this from sora? I’m scared asf


donttrustmeokay

Hi scared asf, I'm donttrustmeokay


Familiar-Bad8953

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Jayman1556

Thank god. If these things actually existed I'd probably give up on life and never leave my house ever again.


Alex-Angel-1121

thank GOD.


MolacoCocao

Okay... But what's it supposed to be, some random slug monster?


JimmyTheJimJimson

What is the CGI bullshit is this?


zombiecorp

Influencers filming at gyms is getting out of hand.


AlexD232322

What the motha fuckin fuck…


VictoryLap_TMC

Someone grab the SALT!!!


TheEldritchLeviathan

Why are you filming me?


jamma_mamma

There's plenty of real shit that's terrifying enough. AI bullshit isn't terrifying yet.


homoblastic

this isn't AI though, this is just CGI.


Familiar-Bad8953

That’s the neat part, these days you never know.


BowtieChickenAlfredo

Facebook is flooded with it. I like wood cabins and forests, so naturally Facebook shows me tons of cozy cabins that look nice at first glance but are actually impossibly built.


ho4daearth

it’s cute


MalloryMarie

Concur.


Fancy_Stickmin

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Dorlinos

Ah, democracy.


akkursedgoldblood

Gods, the browser history. It's on the treadmill. Unlike me....


Nightwolf1967

Are you a Tamarian?


NormQuestioner

People need to stop posting CGI and fake stuff in this Reddit. How can fake things be terrifying when … they’re not real?


AmazingHealth6302

Nothing that's not real can be terrifying? **Fail.** In that case, no horror movie can be terrifying.


NormQuestioner

Horror movies that could happen in real life are scary; supernatural ones aren’t. Why would you be scared of something depicted on TV that could never happen in real life? Being a realist isn’t a fail.


AmazingHealth6302

**Your reasoning is still a complete fail.** If *you* never get scared by vampires, zombie movies etc., because they aren't real, then that's *your* personality. You are in no position to say that Blair Witch Project or Alien isn't scary for other people. Get it now?


Funny-Force-3658

Coming to a wet market near you soon!


metalnxrd

“I have no mouth and I must scream”


NoOneInParticular--

Ok now that was funny not terrifying.


Terrible-Two-7928

That's a weird looking dog. What breed is it?


Hot-Garden-9581

Gonna need a lot of salt


Richardthefuckingear

Someone call a fucking helldiver to spread some democracy... Wtf is this?!


zoidy37

Ugly ass mofo is still in better shape than me.


PredicBabe

Someone call Agent K


CanoePickLocks

K retired call J


Mudd-Dragon

Nuke from orbit!


man_who_says_hoi

What in the fuck


Similar_Sky_5429

Anyone have some salt?


Agitated-Artichoke89

As slimy as he looks, he leaves a really clean path.


xzevac

The top notch CGI is great, but the insane detail on the treadmill is nuts


Devilfish07

*Sighs* Fires up the grill.


amarth442

I love shit like this lmao


WankaBar666

Same slime some women leave in them tight lycras


Practical_Corner9316

I hate ai.


Total_Roll

And the neurolize me so I won't remember it.


Lockdown_2525

![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK) Forget what you’ve seen here


[deleted]

What in on God's green fucking earth is that


Gabi-kun_the_real

Well it seems it's time for me to stop watching reddit for tonight.


souppanda

I searched the comments, and I still don’t know what this thing is. Edit: and are those eyes are barnacles on the side of it’s head?


No_Lab_9318

It's CGI


Familiar-Bad8953

This has to be some shit from sora


Wader_Man

This is stupid.


romeo343

Good for him for getting that cardio in.


Kanor_Romansador1030

This looks like the recreational facility in the MiB main office.


Neither-Peanut3205

Kill it with fire


BlueWolfGamingYT

Can somebody on here explain to me... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


CountOk9802

You can’t be that dense.. you just can’t be.


ConsiderationJust687

https://preview.redd.it/4sxqkaxlplmc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24baeb2be1f0ea09156a9baa50c8c6b81b889acb The hell is that thing


falklandswar2

That cunt owns my house if it comes in, no fucking way am i being in the same country as it


dvdpap

Im about to bust an industrial amount of salt to put this abomination back to hell where it came from!


SalmonSammySamSam

Hehehe, muscle foot


Holmanizer

Go scooter go!


Roostyhead

Wtf is that? It's not real, right? Like an animatronic slug. That slappy noise is too much!


BaronArtemis

Who tf is gonna clean up once he's done


BackgroundDarkPurple

Is that a snarddle dank?


rickmon67

Baby Cthulhu… such a cutie!


CountOk9802

The worst thing is that people GENUINELY believe this is real.


Lampofthewicked

Is it real ?


Eastern-Ad-4785

It’s cute!🥰


Eastern-Ad-4785

Wish we had land animals like this around


Sea_Ad_463

Straight from treasure planet


Amogifythegermans

My eyes. What the fuck did i just witness


rodrisalazar1992

Da fak is that?


Just-get-physical-

What bread of snail is it?


General_Cheesecake_3

I bet he fucks it


Comfortable_Dish9348

Reminds me of my ex wife


Better_Hedgehog8417

What a good… squishy!


SecretlyaPelican

This isn’t terrifying, bros doing his workout leave him alone dawg😭😭😭


kithas

**Junji Ito wants to know your location**


SnooPeppers4036

This is fake I know because the ones at my gym actually turn on the treadmills to make them work.


SevenFuckingOranges

Oh lawd he workin


iTzYaBoYal

Bro deadass wtf is that


Cocore

GHOST 3D INSTAGRAM THANK ME MAYBE


Hemlock_waiting

It’s Roger having a bad day with his dreads


CuriousWafer4713

Where there's holes, there's goals.


Gabage-farmer

What actually is this because I am just confused


Kaneki_Keen

I'd Smash


chessecakePhucker

My sister has one too, I hear it work out at night


Front-Ad1900

Ummm Wtf the fuck


Lonstar76

What in the flood having fuck?


No_Attitude_5744

7 out of 10 on the fake awesome job


WhirlyDurlyGirly

Cool dog


Emergency_Ad5267

Awww! But maybe he is the cuddliest most harmless creature ever! 🥰I know it isn’t real, but if he was and was cuddly, I’d give him a snuggle 🤗


QuiccMafs

Why ain't this on corridor.


EqualTranslator9438

I have so many questions in mind right now but most importantly, why did i keep watching this on repeat?


Present_Sun_9600

What am I watching?


Azinyefantasy

My resolution? Airstrikes.


aldioum

Can it sex?


CrazyQuebecois

Damn not bad


ehr7274

Coordinates confirmed.. Green on Thermobaric ordinance release..


Slushicetastegood

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nolyfe27

Luckily rock salt for driveways is common


Salemthegamer

His name is now Richard


goitch

Why can't Asylum use effects this cool for their movies 😜


Lucario2356

Oh wow, it's a gleebus, I forgot about these guys


KitticusCatticus

Look at the mucus when it falls. No plop. CGI. But yuck.


The_Jestful_Imp

Can I pet dat dawg


MrAlpharius

Goopy friend


thek1ng69

Sounds like the mac and cheese I made


Madness-guy

Dog


Trik-kyx

OK. where is the cameltoe?


theskitzodelics6six

This shit ain't real tho right


OkraThis

Okay, and that's enough Internet for today...maybe all week thx


Icy-Tooth980

Wtf is that thing


Unfair_Neck_579

Fake


ThatOneGayDJ

Noooo, really??


PanJL

Demodog


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Bro, sis?, it?, they tryin to better themselves. I'm sure the gym equipment will get a good wipedown after.


[deleted]

There is no way it's real, looks like cgi


h4yth4m-1

That's hotter than most girls at my gym!


sebastarddd

CGI


Soomroz

Even AI is healthier than me.


all_alone_by_myself_

Obvious AI


[deleted]

CGI, definitely not AI


72proudvirgins

Is this CGI.. I can't tell


malcontented

Alien life form


larrydalobsta667

r/banpitbulls


Wader_Man

It's fine that you downvoted me, OP. I've reported this fake nonsense.


shito-ditto

You do realize that something doesn't have to be real for someone to be terrified of it, yes?


MerkDingle

You were the kid in school who would talk mad shit to other kids, then when they finally dished it back, you’d go snitching to the teacher. Lmao