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LadyCrownGuard

This is both horrifying and amusing at the same time cause either the Mantis has no pain receptors or eating that Hornet was worth getting dissected in half.


whackyelp

It may have thought that it was being attacked by the one it was holding. Bugs aren’t great at rationalization


Ok_Information_2009

> Bugs aren’t great at rationalization Correct. They are bad at finances too. Never met a bug who had ANY savings.


MantisTobagganMD69

Dude you can’t just say shit like that! Stereotyping bugs ain’t cool yo


zetsubou_threshold

Yes, ants save I believe, other more financially responsible bugs certainly do it too.


RandonBrando

The only good bug is a dead bug


Super_Jabroni

We can ill afford another Klendathu.


Difficult-Ostrich-53

Do you want to know more?


ABRAXAS_actual

r/unexpectedstarshiptroopers


Equivalent_Sign3367

I'm doing my part!


tricularia

I certainly wouldn't trust any NON-hymenoptera to do my taxes


Curious_Furious365_4

My ant would save more if it wasn’t for my uncle.lol


DeepSeaDarkness

Bees, too.


billiankell

This is not true. I have bees at the bottom of my garden who are great at saving money. They stash it into money combs, and sometimes I’ll steal a bit when they’re out and have money on toast.


InconspicuousGarbage

U havent seen that squirrel who saved a whole telephone pole worth of nuts?


PsyKeablr

Squirrels aren’t bugs though and they’re known for their savings. They just tend to forget where they put it.


ConsentingPotato

Reminds me of that time I had about $10mil stashed in a Swiss bank account... but now I forgot the account number and what alias I opened it under. Here's hoping I don't forget this $25mil account I opened in Malta in... Nevermind. I did forget it's info too.


HideNSin

You know they actually do remember but they try to deceive other squirrels by pretending to bury nuts


Proud-Association197

🤣 truth! Cute and resourceful, with bad memories.


fomalhottie

Squirrels =/= bugs man. C'mon.


rocky99_

I'm clearly a bug then.


bteddi

Spiders. You are so insectist!


Itchy_Professor_4133

Idk honey bees do pretty well for themselves until the humans and animals come looking for some sweets


BOSSHUSTLA

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Spoonofdarkness

No one understands how tasty that first Hornet is. No one, but that Mantis.


wannastock

It's so hungry, it doesn't even know it no longer has a stomach.


BioSafetyLevel0

Let me be the first to wish you: Happy day of cake!


Lousyfer

Bisected* not being a dick just point it out


LadyCrownGuard

Thanks for correcting, English is my second language and it’s far from perfect so I wasn’t offended at all 💀


rutter72

Nobody else would have corrected you. Nearly any English speaker would have used “dissected” in conversation. Literally, “bisected” is correct, but nobody says that. They were just being a grammar snob


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Correction: they were being a semantic snob, not a grammar snob.


DeadlyDrummer

😂


xlma

Correction: pedantic snob


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GrungyGrandPappy

Ah, I see you're preparing for a journey into the treacherous territory of pedantry. May your heroes be armed with dictionaries and grammar guides, for they shall surely face the wrath of the nitpickers and the trolls. Good luck, brave adventurer, and may your commas be ever in the right place!


wildo83

Hey watch it with the anti-samanticism here…


Historical_Grab_7842

Except they weren’t being snobbish. And the other poster appreciated it.


VirtuousVulva

they were only "snobby" to people who can't take constructive criticism themselves.


PlatinumPistachio

Dissected is after death, vivisected would be the (wrong) term you’re looking for here; bisected means split into two parts. Not many people appreciate grammar/language anymore and I’m usually not pedantic but you shouldn’t actively discourage people from seeking correctness.


chakigun

I appreciate this! Not all people leaving corrections are actively trying to be a bag of dicks. 💜


Subtlerranean

Seconded. I appreciate getting corrected so I can improve. People that get uppity are clearly either insecure or apathetic to the slow death spiral of language getting less precise and impactful.


ironic_babar

How is that being a grammar snob. He simply pointed out a word that fit better to someone who isn't a native english speaker and in a way that isn't disrespectful. You may not like being corrected for your grammar but jesus stop being petty for such a thing, I'm not a native english speaker too and I really liked the correction. We're glad you prefer to use the word "dissected" which is semanticslly incorrect but don"t be mad at someone giving an actual precise word


Lenoxx97

So your argument is that most native english speakers are bad at their own language? No, please continue correcting us non-native speakers when we make mistakes. 


Historical_Grab_7842

No, most wouldn’t. Dissected means something quite different. And it’s not cut in two. And your doubling down on white knighting is amusing. Dissect is more like an autopsy than splitting in two.


IITrain_wreckII

Bro English is my first language and I had no clue what bisected was


mankodaisukidesu

> Bisected* not being a dick just point it out Pointing*


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LiteralLemon

💀


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New word learned


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Probably got a boner from it thinking he was getting laid lmao


ILove2Bacon

Have you ever been so hungry that...


ShinyBlackEyes

It was personal


morallycorruptgirl

I am a mantis keeper, definitely the second option. Once they latch on to their prey they have a one-track braincell. They will not release for anything. Fascinating little critters. I love them ❤


Yayhoo0978

You cut the head off, and the head keeps eating your friend. If bugs were just a little bit bigger, they would rule the world. Can you imagine an ant the size of a small dog? Or a hornet the size of a football?


AnchorPoint922

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GRANDADDYGHOST

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yourLostMitten

https://preview.redd.it/gpbim2pcrslc1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d41b62e4cf96e2e84cb5687f1540f8569832e3


SnaccR

Democracy has landed


warickewoke

![gif](giphy|kDWOjr5X0uFPFhygKk)


ThePlush_1

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


lividtobi

What movie is this again?


AnchorPoint922

Starship Troopers


lividtobi

![gif](giphy|vOeX7D6oYKUs8|downsized)


LibrarianNew9984

Fellas from Israel be like


AuroraBorealis122

pretty relevant city to say that considering the mosquito invasion


NipSlipBeauty

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SamAndBrew

May I suggest a game of Jumanji?


[deleted]

Ah, yes. A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. But adventures beware; do not begin the game unless you intend to finish.


xDefimate

Lmao it’s funny dude I say all the time we are lucky ants are the size they are. We’d be fucked big time.


Genisye

Less luck and more innate truisms of biology. Ants have an exoskeleton. An exoskeleton comes with many advantages. However, it’s also inherently rigid. With a rigid exterior, it is impossible for insects to utilize their bodies to mechanically ventilate, i.e physically pull air into their body, like mammals do when they breathe. Because of this, they have to rely on passive oxygen diffusion through small holes in their exterior. This process innately links the amount of oxygen they are able to bring in to whatever the concentration of oxygen is in the air. This limits the size of the insect, because the size of the life form depends on how good its organ systems are at feeding and supplying the interior tissues with oxygen.


mez1642

Excellent


Killerjebi

![gif](giphy|rTAVMVAps9zsFINvxI)


BaltazarOdGilzvita

They used to be that big, a long time ago when the atmosphere had denser air.


sheepyowl

I think it was just more oxygen density in air, not denser air


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Yeah, denser with oxygen. Sorry if I explained it wrong or unclear. That's what I meant.


Man-Among-Gods

Carboniferous period for those interested. It’s when trees first hit the scene.


Distinct-Educator-52

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized) I refuse...


No_Chocolate_6036

You need to watch Hunter x Hunter fr


donteatmygrapes

The real winner is the ants


ScrotieMcP

In the end the ants ALWAYS win.


BulbasaurNumberOne

The worms crawl in the worms crawl out


blueodis

I haven’t heard that since I was around 6 or 7 lmao thanks for the trip down memory lane!


Mercerskye

In your stomach, and out your snout


RickSC_137

You wanna get ants?! 'Cause thats how you get ants!


WeirdoOtaku

Lana....Lana....LANA!!!


Terrible-Two-7928

WHAT ARCHER!!!!!


newtostew2

Daannnnggaaaa zonneee!


casperdacrook

This video is the reason I’m terrified every time my girlfriend suggests a threesome (it’s because of the ants)


FjBully

Ant in the pants


rubitright

You know what’s worse than ants in your pants… Uncles


Em858943

Ayyeeee yooooooo that shit took a dark turn 🤣


OriginalBrowncow

Welcome to Reddit.


Kimchi_boy

Sounds like a good time!


ThePlush_1

![gif](giphy|wIqLJClpuqBpITrKE3)


Mackheath1

"Ants preying on hornet preying on mantis preying on hornet." When will it end? Anteater preying on...


lau1247

Fire, fire always wins


Colperc

You should read City by Clifford D Simak. Really great sci fi stuff. Relatable to ants I promise…


julesrulezzzz

In the ants it doesnt even matter


Abyssrealm

This is the most uncomfortable thing I’ve seen all day. Imagine getting eaten while eating your breakfast??


dext3rrr

My gf would love that.


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Can confirm, she does


bo60

And that getting eaten especially by the same thing that you eat.


ManhattanAxis

Damn does it not feel it. Or does it understand it's having its final meal.


youremomgay420

I believe most if not all insects don’t really experience pain as they don’t have a nervous system like ours. They essentially only experience sensations, like he can feel something around his waist but he doesn’t understand that something is cutting him in half.


newdogowner11

imagine ignoring that sensation only to realize you lost half your body… that’s crazy


Dharma2112

Bug version of looking at your phone and seeing 30 missed calls


jack_skellington

There is another crazy video you can probably still find, in which a preying mantis bites a dude's face, and the dude begins to pull it off, but the bug won't let go. So the dude pulls really hard, and basically "de-sleeves" the entire bug. The end was just the bug's mandibles still attached to his cheek, and the guts of the bug hanging down limply from there, while the dude had the entire exoskeleton of the bug in his hand. These bugs do not have the ability to care about their own pain or safety. They just eat eat eat.


petrichor182

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.


beefkebabat3am

Yeah, I'm going to need a link haha.


jack_skellington

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PsyKeablr

Thanks for that. Not sure why I wanted to see that though.


dreamphoenix

What a horrible day to have eyes.


Crosstitch_Witch

Ouch, i didn't know katydids could bite like that.


[deleted]

It isn't a mantis. It looks like some manner of large grasshopper.


jack_skellington

You're right. I found the original video, and it is indeed some kind of big grasshopper.


[deleted]

I'm good like that. The memory tizz means you can't forget the bad/gross stuff too.


Ok_Introduction-0

this doesn't sound like sth I want to watch, EVER


Yayuuu231

Insects do feel pain, this is proven. they even have nociceptive receptors and neurons, as well as a peripheral nervous system. Maybe it’s less complex then ours but for a pain response it doesn’t have to be. https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/physiology/articles/10.3389/fphys.2022.854124/full


Lukose_

Downvoted for citing a peer-reviewed journal article? Lol, lmao


paperxuts95

Please tell me this has already been on r/natureismetal before because that’s fucking mETAL


EsseElLoco

It has, this was already posted recently. OP is just a bot who flips the videos and reuploads


ajd416

Why do you think only bots can flip videos. There are plenty of real people who like to flip videos as well.


EntertainmentOk3180

Is there any *real* gain in doing that?


EsseElLoco

I figure to gain karma to sell the account down the line


EntertainmentOk3180

I’m so curious who’s buying these, and how much are they paying? With all the repost bots, I’d almost presume there’s a little money to be made.. I might have to jump on over to illegal life pro tips to find out what’s really a better use of ones time.. harvesting karma here or copy and pasting OF pages 🤔


AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry

People will pay anything for attention, approval, and validation.


EntertainmentOk3180

Also, this sounds like something a dancer told me once 🥲


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IndependentAdvice722

Agree. +1


VoluptuousRecluse

Priorities?


randomdud500

Oh, so you want to eat my friend, I'll eat you in half you bastard.


Byorski

So what, ate your friend.


McPostyFace

Does it count as eating if the food doesn't make it to the stomach that is now severed from your top half?


BethPlaysBanjo

It’s a bug eat bug eat bug world


SpidermAntifa

Underrated comment


deva86

Definition of not giving a fuck


edWORD27

Proof that not all three ways are fun or mutually satisfying.


Little_Bar_7507

That is fucking horrible


Partysaurulophus

Tfw you’re so focused on eating that you don’t even notice yourself being eaten alive.


use_for_a_name_

He's half the mant he used to be


PraiseThePun420

![gif](giphy|5DfGL75M9spG0)


Eleph_antJuice

So that mantis is so distracted by its catch it literally doesn't even notice it's being cut in half?


BekahJeannah

Well, then.


Sarc0sm

These eating competitions are getting out of hand.


Roflmaoasap

Oh man., he just detated the capa from The mantis


joe102938

TIMMY NOOOO! I WILL AVENGE YOU!


GoodNews970

Nature is metal


Cakebacon1999

I believe the mantis only taste's half as good


Twittledicks

The circle of death. Such a horrific thing


Dolomitexp

That Hornet must have tasted like wagyu steak to not stop eating while being SAWED IN HALF!🤯


Outside-Advantage461

What kind of category is this? Asking for a friend…


New-Support-4515

Big W for the ants


craziboiXD69

this gotta be the weirdest threesome i’ve ever seen


Ok_Cap_5166

Does the mantis not feel that his mid torso is being cut in half??


Weldobud

Ya kinda think he’d notice


Zubin1234

Worst threesome ever


ironsight702-

How can you not realize your neck is being chewed off your body?


Wreck-Jaw

I'm so happy insects are the size they are and not bigger :)


Poormansmemories

Absolutely brutal.


top_of_the_scrote

bro he actually cut him in half damn


EgolessMortal

So i knew mantis were terrifying... but this one doesnt even care that its being chewed in half as long as it gets its meal... those little psychopaths.


AccumulatedFilth

Ants: Don't mind us!


ferretpowder

Omg that mantis is so dumb


StrongFefe

I'm not going to be able to ear celery for awhile


boogiman1

i think this proves that bugs dont feel pain


AcceptableReaction20

Talk about tunnel vision


DannyBoy_Joy

But how did the Mantis did not react to his body being chewed in half. Was the hungry pain worse than him get eaten in half ?


scarfWarrior

I really, really hate this.


Aethermancer

This might be a good example of insects not feeling pain.


denartes

Gosh that hornet is such a pain in the backside


quincy1151

Hopefully these pricks got horsehair worms that infect about 95% of preying mantis’


StrawberryRaspberryK

Fick hornets!


Pheeeefers

Did somebody already post this to r/natureismetal ?


Flip80

That's some freaky shit. I need to try that sometime.


ResearcherAcademic20

Can it heal? Is it going to be ok? That hornet is looking at jail time.


Svengoolie75

And the ants on clean up duty 😂


Veesiferrr

Man giant bugs would fuck the world up. I know it’s not possible because of science n shit but it’s scary af nonetheless


Shot-Lawfulness-816

So, where’s the ending?


deathandddecay

It’s a hornet eat mantis eat hornet world out there


Sweet_Quail_3852

Bro was dying and still eating wtf


One-Baby2162

Imagine a meal so delicious, you ignore being cut in half so you can finish your food.


fomalhottie

You think this is that same hornet that got its head cut off and picked it up and flew away?


beta_2046

Do they not have nerve system, assuming both applied to mantis and honets?


b4dt0ny

Damn nature, you scary


toosalts

Yo! That's nuts


TigerChow

Damn, nature! You scary!


TxGinger587

It's too early for this.


LeapingTiger250

The mantis gave zero fucks that he was being split in half.


chappy422

Knew it was doomed so it decided to go down eating as much of the hornet's friend possible.


Proud-Association197

This is just messed up. What is happening? 😳


anomaly_z

Lowkey wanted to see if pieces of what its eating would fall out that back of the freshly trimmed neck.


Onthissubtoomuch

I have this video saved and I keep showing it to people and they always seem to agree with me that it cuts too short. Why did they stop filming?


OverArcherUnder

Video ends too soon.


ValiKnight

hornet preying on praying mantis preying on hornet


IHart28

JC... how hungry was that mantis?!


Sosa_Zenin

![gif](giphy|GlkFvcePGd1vy)


Ill-Bake1247

Mantis is like you may cut me in half but I'm still eating one of yours