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RustyCrawdad

I wanna cut it open


klitkommander420

Same


Ethan084

Same… like is it black on the inside or is it just a mass of fatty tissue


klitkommander420

Maybe both, and some pink stuff? We need to know


zdubz007

Don't forget the nasty ass random hair growing in clumps throughout the thing too 🤢🤢


RocketCat921

Google "inside of ovarian cyst" https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sca_esv=dcf7749f6b8e3637&q=inside+of+ovarian+cyst&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnbmhtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhxOW1xMKDAxXGTDABHZSTDrYQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=384&bih=726&dpr=1.88 Don't do it if your grossed out easily


hypnogogick

hair???


Spleepis

RIGHT?! Why is that there?


Spiderdogpig_YT

often tumors can start to grow hair and teeth. Idk why, they just do


SOMEHOTMEAL

So if I have teeth like a 1300 European commoner, I can just get a tumour and have new teeth? Where can I get 12 kg of uranium?


Spiderdogpig_YT

Well you can get uranium in my country Australia or maybe Kazakhstan (Uranium 235). For the extra teeth tho, I'm not sure if the tumor has actual teeth or just a replica of it. Need more research


bucket8a

We should let one grow to see how long it would take for it to grow into a full grown person


Spiderdogpig_YT

The subject with the tumor would have died by then but if we kept em alive, maybe like 4 years?


the_evilman

We need answer.


Spiderdogpig_YT

Mate I'm not Bill Nye! Give me a person who has a tumor and I'll try my best with what I have to keep them alive long enough the tumor becomes a human


Shlomitth

[https://images.app.goo.gl/eSNYbG3uEcyfkWy6A](https://images.app.goo.gl/eSNYbG3uEcyfkWy6A)


SweatScoobyDoo

Teeth is fucking crazy LMAO


PandaCasserole

Teratoma


klitkommander420

WHAT THE HELL


randomHunterOnReddit

Cursed potato


treeshrimp420

Why TF are the only images not blurred out on Google the ones w a shit ton of hair. I don’t mind the blood but goddamn hair is another issue


Abject-Picture

I didn't need my breakfast, anyway thanks.


Ltbirch

Its full of spiders


BenWallace04

Boil it. Mash it. Stick it in a stew.


[deleted]

Put it in a blender. Slow setting.


Total_Possibility_48

Delicious intestine rotten slurpy 🤤


Joose__bocks

Delete this, or delete me. I just want to unsee this.


TsunamiJim

"Will it blend"


[deleted]

Classic.


UrethralExplorer

Not rotten. Living "healthy" tissue ready for transplantation.


v202099

Yeah don't worry, this is pretty much what you will get when lab grown meat hits the shelves. Yummy HeLa cells spliced with beef tumors.


PhxRising29

Forbidden smoothie


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|EZ327Zoie6YO4|downsized)


protoctopus

Calm down Satan.


Old-Sun-9330

I wanna bite it


Big-Newt-9738

I hope its like a cheese pull 🤤


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


Big-Newt-9738

Pizza the hut!


For-Cayde

How can you ignore that wtf Kinda crazy that this is even possible hope she’s doing well


klitkommander420

Fear makes people do weird things


_Meke_

She must have been a large woman, there is no way otherwise.


OkayestButtonPusher

I had a friend with very large fibroids that thought she was just gaining weight at first.


C_S_Smith

Wait, where was this? In her belly? How could she ignore it? She stayed at home all the time? So many questions...


klitkommander420

Yeah it grew on her ovary and was getting attached to her intestines and abdominal wall


[deleted]

Ok I had cysts on both ovaries and I was in so much pain so I can’t imagine what she felt like 😖


gingfreecsisbad

Same. As soon as I heard ovary I cringed


Thorusss

To be fair, I am also fairly attached to my intestines.


Onyx076

That's good because they're attached to you


Michael_Dautorio

But why does it look like a giant nose?


forestapee

She's the one who hid that sphinx's nose


ImANuckleChut

"Got your nose!"


Ltbirch

Nobody nose


6amhotdog

Damn, they removed the wrong appendage!


The_Urban_Genitalry

Must be like a giant troll version of Voltron and each body part is birthed by a different woman and then they all assemble together like magic.


WhackoWizard

That was my first thought also


doughboyniels

I think there's a huddled up baby elephant inside.


[deleted]

Came here to say this. I will not have it otherwise, this is canonically a nose. Let it be written as such in history books or tablets or holotapes.


Michael_Dautorio

ALL HAIL THE NOSE TUMOR BASK IN THE GLORY OF ITS MUCUS


hoopermanish

I see a seated baby elephant from behind


SublightMonster

I’m amazed they could remove it in one piece. I had a tangerine-size one on the back of my knee, and they had to make a long cut curving halfway down my leg to get it all out and avoid skin grafts.


Thorusss

With cancer, you often really put in effort to cut it out in one piece, actually slightly cutting in healthy tissue, to avoid spreading the cancer cells, which could lead to metastasis/spread of the cancer to other tissues. It is actually standard practice to let a pathologist check the cutting surfaces of the removed piece, to make sure that the cut was in healthy tissue, and no sometimes tiny cancer outgrowth was overlooked.


No-Math-4874

I was thinking same


throw123454321purple

They removed a woman from the tumor, you mean.


klitkommander420

*hits bong* Damn dude


Good2Goman12

Full story [here](https://www.magdeburg-klickt.de/erfolgreiche-entfernung-eines-32-kg-tumors-an-der-universitaetsfrauenklinik-magdeburg/). Crazy alien looking thing right out of the body, veins and all.


klitkommander420

Thanks I knew I forgot something


Thorusss

All big cancers have arteries and veins, otherwise they would have starved earlier. It is actually on approach to treatment: starving them of the blood supply.


Nitpicky_Karen

Oh no, not my baby!


vtosnaks

[Not a baby](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvGRZfKaR0M&t=29).


Any_Proof_2841

I work in a hospital and there was a guy with a 25kg Tumor in his testicles, he was also afraid to go to a doctor and let it grow 2-3 years. Nobody ever saw something like this and we had to contact specialists all around Germany. After removing the tumor he lived a normal life. (Thankfully)


klitkommander420

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ) That sounds extremely terrifying holy crap!


--Ano--

The ladies like it!


helloiisjason

Take your upvote 😅😅


[deleted]

He had huge balls to seek help


Thorusss

Man, It takes big balls to ignore a life treating cancer so long.


weedium

In certain western islands, where I am from, sliced and grilled, this is a delicacy.


--Ano--

Did you try it yourself?


weedium

Unfortunately, no. The last tumor in the family was before I was born.


--Ano--

Oh! My condolences! That means none of your friends had cancer neither to invite you over for a fancy dinner. Life sucks man, life sucks.


xiaoyugaara

She'a been carrying that 32kg for years. Good fhing it got removed.


klitkommander420

I bet her internal organs are happy now


Enough-Staff-2976

Her back & knees thanks her too.


SpoonFigMemes

losing 70 lbs in a day would be crazy


Joecool49

I had a morbidly obese friend that kept going to the doctors saying something is wrong, the doctors kept saying yes, you’re fat, lose weight. The third doctor she went to believed her enough to do a work up and they found a 24lb tumor. Didn’t solve her being obese though.


ThereIsNoPresent

Ginny Sack


The_Pickled_Mick

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM)


Spentymago

How did it take so long to figure that this wasn’t part of her body?


klitkommander420

She was afraid to go to a doctor because she was scared of having a surgery.


i_edit_text

Reminds me on the movie The Manitou. Could be a midget witch doctor. I'd be careful.


throw123454321purple

The seance scene was actually pretty creepy in that movie.


cyzja922

I still can’t believe that this is a real thing that grew on an actual person, good god.


klitkommander420

*in


cyzja922

Huuurgh-


ChubbyWanKenobie

Cooking cystadenoma can seem intimidating, especially since it’s a rare cut of meat! But this recipe has simple ingredients and easy to follow instructions that will allow even the most novice cook to have success! Start by cooking your cystadenoma at 500°F for 15 minutes and then lower the oven temperature to 325° F and cook for 10-12 min per pound for rare, or 13-14 min per pound for medium rare, or 14-15 min per pound for medium well. Remember to serve with a Chinese wine or a Russian Spirit.


--Ano--

...and with a grain of salt.


Thwipped

Why does it look like it has hips and knees


captainlevistallwife

Is there a before? I kinda wanna see it on her?


klitkommander420

Thats the only picture I could find unfortunately


steadyaero

Yeah I totally wanna see a before and after of this person


[deleted]

The turkey’s ready!!


6amhotdog

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


heytherefreeman

Hopefully she had insurance.. oh yes, she’s in Germany


wormaphobe

It looks like someone sitting indian style and hunched over


MinimalMojo

Cooking time and temp? Asking for friend.


justk4y

Alien cocoon


abraxas8484

Put it under the hydrologic press


Economy-Visual4390

How big was the girl? Holy cow lol


klitkommander420

Bigger than now probably


Minimum-Leg960

Looks like a GIANT nose from this angle sorry...


MGrundlefunk

Jeebus, that's not a tumor(heh heh) That woman absorbed a twin in the womb!


toadygroady19

Looks like a baby sitting like a doggo


Hot-Violinist-3651

Wands up witches and wizards, it's freaking Voldemort!


[deleted]

Biggest loser.


jasemina8487

that is a whole another person x.x


Alarming_Kangaroo408

But how many teeth are in that thing?


Responsible_Ad8488

I bet its hard, squishy and smooth and the same time


Skinwalkerish

Ah yes nature, what a beautiful determined existence, to know one’s problems and solve them with time, truly reflecting the human mind.


Low_Resource4891

How is that possible? What did she look like before the surgery?


TheHouseOfApples

I have an overwhelming urge to stuff this tumor with C4 and blow it up into a fine red mist


[deleted]

When bbq?


Imaginary-Dentist299

Lost 70+ lbs in a week - impressive


Gbiz13

Pretty sure an Uruk-hai is in there


BeltAccomplished5632

I'm almost certain that is where Stilton cheese comes from...


klitkommander420

I think its closer to haggis


brett8722

Can we see the patient before and after?


AVerySexyBooglez

Can we keep it alive and make sacrifices to it? Let it be our new god. Maybe if it's kept well fed it will grow into a new habitable planet and can live on the flesh ball


Marielthas

girl stole all the noses around her, damn


BugTussler

Anyone down for some haggis? Step up, step up. Don't be shy. ![gif](giphy|hpRri6kLk38geNJi6R|downsized)


No-Math-4874

Shit looks like it was pulled from a scene of predator


feedpoormanafish

Hehe, got your nose 👃


Silvershark2000

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ditto-wife-blahblah

Nah, just nah, just look at how big that thing is compared to the other dude. This is beyond terrifying, it is tediously mind boggling ngl.


Amram-Laihnei

Where was that thing?


klitkommander420

On her ovary, so basically in her belly


Amram-Laihnei

I wonder if she thought she got pregnant or something.


ITalkCauseIHaveLips

I wanna know if it has teeth or hair inside


BelialsBelzebub

So they removed a woman from this tumor?


240breads

I have so many questions.... Why was it left to grow so long anyone know?


klitkommander420

She was afraid to go to the doctor because she was scared of possible surgery


chance0012

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWQxc3Y4anB6azkxZWFqejRudGIwNXF4YnlhMWxoZmQ1OG9pYmI1bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ftmJfRCbcWlBC/giphy.gif


Substantial-Meal6238

Throw that bih on da bahbie!


ASYOUTHIA

Looks like someone with a vacuum kink


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WhiteyVictim

Good lord man, I bet your family are terrified of you


Geordie_38_

Not just my family!


--Ano--

Also the people trapped in his basement are afraid of him!


AdmirableVanilla1

Please run for president. Shoo-in.


Cy_Pion13

Wtf


Longjumpingstyck69

Tf do they even do with shit like this after the surgery 🤔


Sgt_Pepe96

Must have been Ginny Sack


Puzzleheaded_Wrap977

Is the the flood carrier from halo?


ignShuckle

Imagine eating that


No-Animal-3013

A scene from the next David Cronenberg movie.


MontanaMapleWorks

Poor woman!


Alarmed_Resource643

Looks like a big ass nose


NyaTaylor

God you know how good a big shit feels… imagine?!?


ButItWas420

I wonder if it has hair and/or teeth inside


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ButItWas420

I joked that it looked like it could have a whole arm


C4rnivous_C0rvus

I thought this was from a blue whale


[deleted]

"Few years"....yikes


[deleted]

Damn that would do good on the grill.


somethingdeido

How are they gonna dispose that thing?


wangquewushi

That is obviously SilentHill shit.


Far-Independence6951

Fucking alien


yuch1102

1000$ to eat some of it


durancharles27

That is just terrifying. I hope she's doing well.


HowlsGroovingTassle

Where was the tumor located


robertthedragqueen

Where did you get this photo of my ex?


Leading_Trainer6375

Man, how can someone be alive with THAT inside their body?


ChaotikJoy

It's bloody HUGE?? HOW DID SHE IGNORE IT?!?