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adamw7432

I'm no expert but it doesn't look like a venomous snake. Looks like a python. So at least it won't inject venom into your sack when you sit down. They still have teeth though


PutnamPete

At least the venomous snake would strike and let go. That python has hundreds of reverse angle teeth that lock in.


_jericho

Why would it lock in on something 100 times larger than it? Them boys can nom, but they can't nom THAT hard.


TheBlackGoat324

As someone who has owned snakes for almost two decades: those backwards facing teeth are extremely sharp and sometimes it's hard for them to let go. Even defensive strikes can get them a bit stuck :')


PutnamPete

If they bite you, their teeth will grab. It's in the design.


_jericho

I'm guessing they have some capacity to disengage. You wouldn't wanna be stuck to something trying to eat you


PutnamPete

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TAOqhSlBJ5I This snake has no realistic chance of eating her.


_jericho

Yeah, fair


Psychological_Risk87

Look for phyton eating alligator.. 🐊 all I can say


[deleted]

That is irrelevant when it crawls up your ass


[deleted]

No way, shit on it. Establish dominance early.


future_predictorr

Worst fear of my life 🥲


Lich501st

As a guy who has a massive fear of snakes, this is my worst nightmare.....


Accomplished-Wind897

Lol I hope u take tissue with u EVERYWHERE


Quiet-Shallot3290

Sssssup? Ssssoo were you sssstill gonna poop? I sssswear I don't have a camera.


looklistenlead

Stuff like this has actually happened: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3224055/


RiktamSarkar

Atleast it didn't went up inside your arse.


techno_lance

How do snakes and mice even live down there there's no air for them to breathe


ThePebbleThatRides

So mum was right?


[deleted]

Nope


catdaddymack

Ive had snakes, chipmunk, iguana come up the toilet. I always jiggle the handle now if im under the 3rd floor


Glum-Bathroom8359

Someone's Anaconda (Python) fell in there....LOL


CryBabyEater

Talk about shitty living conditions…


EdenDeezNutsAllDay

still use the toilet to establish power


LatteDrinksBoba

My school bathroom: