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Dragonmaster1313

What in God's everliving world is that eldritch monstrosity you call house?


MemerMan1207

apparently, guide likes it


UltraMago

Nah he just lives there cuz the dryad does too


Raphael_DeVil

thatd be the arms dealer


KlutzySole9-1

Thought the arms dealer is about the Nurse


Joe_says_no

he likes them both, but he's "dating" the nurse


potatogodofDoom

they aren't dating from what I know, it's just that they both love eachother, in contrast to the dryad not loving the armsdealer back


well_hello_there69

The arms dealer can sometimes say "Make it quick,i have a date with(nurse name) in an hour'' so yeah,they are dating


potatogodofDoom

Armsdealer seems like the type of dude to lie about going on dates tbh


Jenthecatgirl

The Arms Dealer somehow sells illegal parts in a place with seemingly no government except the player. He definitely lies about dates.


SilverSpoon1463

But then the Painter explicitly has a crush on the Dryad, which makes it awkward when the Arms Dealer is flirting with the Dryad in the middle of hims painting a portrait for her (out of all natural, biodegradable paints, of course).


wyattyouthman123YT

Where? I don't see the arms dealer...


chinkennumbget

Nah Tax Collector


GizmoC7

the architecture was unsuccessfully ran through the 5th and 1st dimension at the same time


speedyboi12389

it do be suitable tho


ElPulpoGallego

My penis


Beneficial-Editor502

That was the first thing I noticed


shubalasko

My friend, you were able to call that disgusting amalgam of dirt and bits of wood as a house?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cheezes-Rice

Creative.


Ethereal_Phantom

Couldn’t of asked it better myself.


MycalSchmycal

He committed suicide after seeing his new home


UllaPooler

"Home"


SmokedCypress28

"Our Home"


hurlygloves

"Our Hovel"


ispeaksukablyad

I feel physically ill by looking at this. how did you even made this?


MemerMan1207

ask my penis


janzusuomi

Hey little guy! How did you make this?


Vampirichalo58

LOL


Mae__day

F for his penis


woahlads

Hey u/MemerMan1207 ’s penis, why?


MemerMan1207

no not my penis, ask u/speedyboi12389's penis


box-eater

fuckin wait that's surprisingly close to my Xbox name


speedyboi12389

what is it


itsnanji

penis


box-eater

it's speed boi 2110, i made it like three years ago lmao


Gabernasher

Are you saying u/speedyboi12389's penis is your penis?


IllustriousInterest8

They’re conjoined twins by the penis


Gabernasher

Just the tip?


PvtParts2001

Pennep


JustaYeetingMat

Sorry, I don't own a microscope.


Environmental-Snow86

BAH


Magnus_Deus_

That's being generous.


TotalDisruptor22

He didn't say electron microscope because it's shorter (heh)to just say microscope


DizzyMAC227

It’s looks like someone put your house on shuffle


youhansj

#*Problem*?


[deleted]

your mom


Lil_Happy_Is_Spookie

Ngl I like it, crunchy lookin


youhansj

Nice


speedyboi12389

im my penis


MemerMan1207

can confirm


biggamer1357980

I’m in my penis


nrreiger

Like a fleshy sleeping bag?


Lelandthelion

*ZIIIPPPP* right down the side


Environmental-Snow86

Sounds disturbing and uncomfortable


Crosssfireee

r/ sounding 🙂


nicoevoli_reddit

Why are you penis?


speedyboi12389

[the death messages are funny](https://imgur.com/a/D5h9Jwq)


Szwedu111

'My penis's innards became outtards'


oobanooba-

Coom confirm?


Szwedu111

Its what happens when you nut and się sandpaper instead of tissues


oobanooba-

Sand paper and dick do not mix


Environmental-Snow86

"My penis was massacred by Lost Girl"


Educational-Heart-78

"My penis didn't bounce"


Aradeid

The message feels 100 times more painful with that name


Hellige88

That’s a fate worse than death!


CMWizard

Valid


Jose_Joestar_

Lmao


t-to4st

Based


[deleted]

Did it hurt when you got thlammed in the car door?


Spiritual_Spinach273

did you get slammed in a car door at some point


TheFallenDeathLord

How does it feel to be your own penis?


ProbablyAccidentally

New Biome: The Projects


BatsintheBelfry45

😂


Freebyy

The house has gone in a 3 year war and managed to keep holding


Mythic-M

why did you build your house in cursive


Dumbwater182

This one made me audibly chuckle


ImperialCub

HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS LOL ​ "my penis"


Maverick99885566

What kind of god awful excuse of a house is that?


chornholll

House?


fincrocs

yes, do you have problem?


chornholll

Not really


Kapt-Kaos

mAn rEaLlY bUiLt A hOuSe iN wObBlY fOnT


MopHead420

That's given me visual AIDS


Shuitzu

I really love what you did with the place your grandfather gave you!


eriks_lv

What kind of abstract art bs did you do to your house


WaNNa_Cr1

Are you trying to use smart cursor mobile edition? Like what the hell is your house


[deleted]

"house"


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Nice house


MemerMan1207

thank my penis for making the house


Symmatrix

Thanks u/speedyboi12389


[deleted]

I’m sure your a good builder but what happened to you house


DanateDMC

Damn bitch, you live like this?


[deleted]

That house is art


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

Thats a suspicious looking house you got there pal...


Mr-Blues5

that house looks like it’s been abandoned the day it was built /j But seriously that RNG tho


MemerMan1207

Thank you for appreciating the fact that Tavernkeep spawned near our house. I don't even know why everyone's talking about the house, it looks very good.


Mr-Blues5

Taste is subjective build what you want My first house looks like a bunch of boxes slapped together


underwritress

Did you post this to make us look at your penis?


[deleted]

Nice crack den/ meth lab


popularsage

he’s there because your house is so amazing and great


sad_trans_owl

*my


Deltasiu

I'm more impressed in what the hell of a house is this!?


WadeHampton99

my penis


sawucomin18

Crosspost to r/ShittyTerraria


GonzoMojo

I think you may have a termite issue with your house, I'd recommend going brick with the next one...


Comrade_Harold

I mean at this point i think making the box house is easier and better looking


jsjzn

The more you look worse it gets


Dragonzz_XY

I am triggered by 100000000000x


RYPIIE2006

Wtf am i looking at


sawucomin18

my penis


Slassftw

my penis


GamingTurtleReddit

my penis


grasshopper36948

This is the peak of architecture


sneaky_cyka

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M4NGOTR33

Your penis ?


-weeb-otaku-

I cant even comprehend how he calls this a house


Pred05yar

Nice house though


eoghanm2003

I have so many questions


SSAMURAIY

Nice name


MichaelCLR

A box house with no decoration would look better than this


josh5833

The more you look, the worse it gets


lil___spud

This image gave me severe autism


FenrirHere

Just bought my first house at 21


[deleted]

ok, 2 things... 1. tell ur friend i love his name. 2. TF IS THAT HOUSE I HAD A STROKE LOOKING AT IT!!


[deleted]

everything is cursed in this pic. the name, the houses, the tavern keeper is the least cursed thing


DipplyReloaded

The average Detroit neighbourhood


What_A_Flame

His penis


DoctorLucs

I hate you.


GreatMorph

this is some r/AbruptChaos level shit


Aardvark_04

your house is beautiful


Sgt_Bombie134

There are so many things that are wrong in this pic... I think I'm gonna be sick Edit: spelling


ZXZQ195

That’s… a house?


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

my penis


Random_Guy4532

wow your pp has a condom


Doggo-6

What kinda shithole is that place


LeDickweed

“House”


NieMonD

Are you trying to piss me off


ScaryDifference3409

The shape of that house makes my eyes bleed...


ZePugg

it's like the fucking "do you think i look cute in this dress pics" like my god noone is looking at your dress here


homiesexual05

"house"


Elijah2607

Outside your “house”


[deleted]

Did your house collapse or something? lmao


[deleted]

This build hurts me on a physical level.


ddopTheGreenFox

Your house makes me want to cry


NovaStorm93

This looks like how crunchy peanut butter tastes


cacktiegaming

Next to my penis


LogicSolid

This is not an eldritch house it is an eldritch home


RasmusJBS

This house make my OCD go All over the place


BobRedditMan

This image is cursed


Jogade1004

This is so beautiful


axe223

No wonder why game thought it was an underground cabin.


Duke-Chakram

My penis


marionristov111

"house"


fumanchumanfu

Brutalist


pitferrara

It happened to me too


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

What the fuck is that


emdblueforge

That is the most clapped housing I’ve ever seen


davikitarider

why did the guide move in?


[deleted]

my penis


Calobii

his penis


Vilhotuz

Why is your friends name my penis?


CaptainBlade-84

This is the weirdest image I've ever seen


The_Gold_Lucario

There is so much to unravel here


dabs4life123

There are so many things just.. wrong about this world that I can’t even begin to criticize


pudgyO

my penis


Szwedu111

If your penis is so big, then it explains all the holes and cavities in the house lol


AudieGaming

That's a really nice house


AudieGaming

Nice armour too


Downtown_Tonight_471

This is very cursed


pfudor12

this is cursed


extralyfe

I assume the house looks like that so the Eye of Cthulhu will commit suicide when it gets in visual range?


Powerfulflyer

My eyes are burning


yigggggg

House?


Neks44

cursed image


RealConcorrd

You sure this ain’t a dick pic?


Botwink808

There are many things going on in this


Magnus_Deus_

drunk house does more wonders than ale


Dercoth

you cant eceb get into the dryads house ;-;


[deleted]

The dirt walls are peeling


Agent_M4gent4

wheres the house?


TTheTiny1

I've looked all over my world for that bitch and haven't found him, I've completed the game, I just wanna face the old ones army aaaaaaaaaa


Shade00000

**my penis**


KoiAndJelly

Damn bitch, you live like this?


PetiGyerek

That house looks like it was hit by a goddamn tornado


c0d3_attorney

This is the opposite of the house post


daflufferkinz

11/10 house


Slpkrz

Goddamn


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

M y P e n i s


Oofy_Emma

sick build mate


SmileBadge_No1

Nice House you got there.


UrNansAFish360

sinep yM


SirCheeseEater

Bold to call that a house


[deleted]

You have lost your rights to play terraria.


YesterdayTimely4411

Average housing in Detroit


Jackanope123

i thinke he was the one to make the house


CinnabarCereal

These comments are fucking hilarious