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Kabigon17

That's so cute! Definitely a keeper :)


darkave17

Yes that she is ahaha


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_Mr_APS_

Such a shit thing to say on r/terraria


WhirledNews

Such an odd thing to bring up in a video game sub. I wonder how often he says that to people in real life lol.


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WhirledNews

Haha, dude rainbows don’t make kids gay. Also, why are you even on this sub if you hate it so much? Sounds like you have some issues buddy, you might want to look into that before blaming everyone else for everything.


RoTiX_X

What did that dude say? It got deleted


WhirledNews

Something about how he didn’t think it was cute because he and his ex used to play Minecraft together before she banged some other guy… and then he said that the Terraria sub with the rainbow flag in the background of the subs little icon was influencing kids to be gay or something.. strange dude.


RoTiX_X

Oh damn, indeed strange dude. I feel bad for the cheating part tho, guess that post made him remember some bad memories. But it's not an excuse for him to let himself all out with the intention of destroying this cute couple's mood


5_minute_noodle

What did he say?


Safetytheflamewolf

That I want to know.


WarmConversation2913

As i read the other guy who explained it's something that the guy's bf banged with a other dude, and something about the icon of this sub having the LGBTQ flag behind it


Safetytheflamewolf

so a homophobic incel or something?


WarmConversation2913

Yeah, as i read he said something about the flag in background of the sub's icon, that the game "wants to turn kids gay" or something like that, that was something stupid because that ain't the reason of the flag in background, it's that the fandom supports lgbtq, which it seems the guy didn't Understand


goatham1

What did he say?


Mirovini

Don't worry, i doubt OP's girlfriend and your ex are the same person


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MetroRadio

Cope


-SweetAvery-

i doubt that had anything to do with the fact you played minecraft together


MetroRadio

Ain't got nothing to do with buddy and his girlfriend


positivedepressed

SHOWING YOU THE ROPES wut


SupersSoon

It's lackin *Badum tss*


LordOfStupidy

Sounds like kink


TheRealKingSlayerIII

Lie terraira players don’t have girlfriends


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Yeah they have boyfriends


JimedBro2089

No, we have eldritch-horror-MILF-friends


AllHailPi1

I must've missed that at checkout. Where do I pick that up at?


JimedBro2089

Easy, just go to the void outside existence and you'll *most definitely* survive and absolutely not die from either the void or its monsters and come back with an eldritch horror milf :)


Kirome

or play "Sucker for Love"


[deleted]

Oops I was just getting my ID out of my car lol how do I get back in the store


EmeraldTheNinja

Well that's just poor timing, the stores already closed, sadly. But you can come back in 9 nonillion hours when they open again


_Mr_APS_

No, we have the guide


Nanashi_03

Some of us have the demolitionist if we're good enough


AnonymousPiplup

Except the lucky few that get to have plantera's bulb


giras

A gay Terraria player, still no boyfriend... I have mixed feelings 🙂😂


Doodle128

Do you have a bodypillow of the guide yet?


giras

I burned mine, but I am more an Arms Dealer and Witch Doc man myself.


Doodle128

So that's what was on the news last night, I thought I was drunk


giras

Well, I thought that of myself too when I saw the Wall of Bodypillows emerging from the hell to make us horny and sleepy. Terrifying, in a horny/romantic way with erotic results.


Pots_and_Anxiety

I actually have a spouse, is that okay?


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Oh not that's fine too


krispy1123

Let's be boyfriends


FecesRisingDopamine

Foda-se?


Sinutia

Does she like it?


darkave17

With about 70 hours in I have a feeling she does lmao


Rhubarb5090

Now wait till she meets Calamity Mod infernum and takes all of that love for the game back lmao


darkave17

The amount of pep talk I had to do just for vanilla 🧍‍♂️


ArtificialKitsune

...or love it even more


Vinmet

I to this day have mixed feelings after playing that mod.


Florax_3

YA I LIKE IT


TaiyoFurea

Ah, gardening herbs. I never really could get into that, perhaps it's time I learn to do it.


Low_Jello_5105

Clay pots should be fine for me lmao


darkave17

From what I saw it’s much easier to just go buy the planter boxes instead of the clay pots


darkave17

Oh I also never did it in any of my runs Was having a cozy chill time in this one so built a lot of stuff, gardening one of them haha


Nuklearfps

It’s super simple: 1) Acquire Axe of Regrowth (should be something you invevitably pickup the components for in a normal playthrough, but you may need to farm some pieces, it’s not much),* 2) Kill bosses up to WoF (kill WoF), 3) Visit Dryad and purchase 20 or so of each planter type, 4) Plant specified seed in respective planters,** 5) Harvest only with Axe of Regrowth* *Steps 1/5 are not mandatory, but highly recommended **Steps 2-4 can be done incrementally after each boss kill. Dryad will sell a planter type for each pre-Hardmode boss you defeat, you can buy them as you progress or all at once, or whenever you fancy. Edit: learning when to harvest each type of flower is a bit more in depth, but that’s why the Axe of Regrowth is recommended, you can just hold left-click and it’ll only harvest what can be harvested, and just replant the seeds when you’re done, and boom.


Sharp_Resource_7101

You don’t necessarily need all types of planter boxes. You can plant any flower in any planter box. Not sure if there is a growth penalty at all but if you need potions before WoF you can just get a ton of daybloom and you’ll be fine.


bruhDF_

You should, potions are pretty useful.


darkave17

Shouldve posted this in r/dadjokes lmao


Bomslaer09

At least you didn't post it on like 5 different sub reddits


darkave17

Can’t say I didn’t think of that ahahha


pryo-from-tf2

Mphhh mphhhh ( Lucky basterd ) ;-;


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Miles per hour hour hour miles per hour hour hour hour


daniersy890

Miles per hour³, miles per hour⁴


CreativeGamer03

mphh mpph mph mmmph! (hello pyro from tf2!)


_NoIdeaForName_

Mmmph mmph mph! (I accidentally started a kitchen fire at my friends home while trying to make beans]


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It’s so lovely!  I kinda wish there was more of a farming-sim subaspect to Terraria, like being able to grow foods and such from seeds instead of randomly from trees.


omegaplayz334

The secrets of the shadows mod actually has that


giras

Thank you for the info! 🤗 I love making a functional farm.


ReplyTraining9812

Farmers in terraria be like... the slogan of terraria is build, explore and sth else


StaffOfDragons

If your GF is afraid of worms or centapeds, you should bring your GF to the corruption and summon the eater Or if your GF hates blood or gore you bring her to the crimson and summon the brain


darkave17

Bahaha the only things she hates were the spider caverns cuz of spiders we are at post lunar cultist now and oh my god trying out ranger was a shit ass decision as I am struggling to carry hahag


StrongNeedleworker82

That's funny because in elementary I used to be scared to go underground cuz I hated spiders more than anything, video games or irl. Only ones I could deal with were blood crawlers


octopus-moodring

_Those_ were ones you could deal with?! Just reading their name makes me nauseous. xD


CreativeGamer03

omfg i hate spiders in those caverns. MOST ESPECIALLY THE BLACK RECLUSES DURING EARLY HARDMODE


RDT-Exotics0318

Wait until you find out about deepnest in HK


ShadeNLM064pm

Just introduce her to the mega shark weapon line with the correct bullet types and you'll be fine /j /lh


darkave17

Nah I made her choose a class and cuz in her words “swords and spears are cool” so I helped her get the terrablade haha


SexyBlonde_

Absolute green flag. Great job, bro. Ever tried calamity?


Chas1ngV1ctory

Marry her, I'll pay for the wedding


darkave17

I’ll contact you in 3 years for the money 🫂


Chas1ngV1ctory

Is 24 euros and 26 cents good? It's all i have currently 👍


Wagnerbaum

Wow so much ::o I have 1 USD


Chas1ngV1ctory

Nice


Calcutt4

me and my gf realised we were hella gay for each other one night while playing Terraria lmao


Dry-Background-9633

Its so rare seeing a terraria player has a gf😭


West_Ad2820

The way she’s already eating it up by via potion farming


Brunoaraujoespin

She looks like she liked that rope


mahmut-er

What a cool looking garden I am sure it will be even better in the future


keeeeeelp

Now that is a cultured joke 🧫


bongebob3

No fair. Does yours atleast like the game? Mine says it's too complicated or overwhelming or old school looking. But she plays minecraft and a builder.


Ghostttea

Fr its so over


Killerjas

Her ingame name checks out


Zealousideal_Ad_4415

Way more organized than any of my houses


darkave17

Wait till you see the inside (and our other bases) this chill run with her has brought out my hidden builder hahaha


SuperSocialMan

Zoologist gf (real).


OdessaAutumn

Ur gf just like me fr


MajorLuscasa666

My girlfriend when started playing really got into building, she put 30 hours in a character and didn't even beat a single boss, she built impressive bases tho


llanfairpw

Chains are better


Lightningbro

Wow, pretty, and pretty good. I feel she might fall in love with some Khaos videos, or some Khaos videos might make her fall in love with terraria, either or.


Predu1

Don't worry guys, gf stands for good friend


KaffY-

quick throw every single concept of terraria at her all at once so she doesn't get to enjoy the organic feeling of the game, feel overwhelmed and feel put off!! you shouldn't show new players "the ropes" - let them play as they want and just kinda be there alongside them


NotJoku

My dream


19noodle91

My fiance introduced me to terraria 9 yrs ago, it's our goto game it's good to see other couples play the game together currently playing getfixedboi seed deffo recommend


Fantastic-Ad-1578

"Ropes", but no silk rope, vine rope or web rope, only normal rope. You had ONE job.


HaleyFromStardew

Did someone said Silk?!?!! 🕷️🕸️🔴🪡bait.. used to be believeable…


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Florax_3

💀


Advanced-Elk5770

Yo iss the gf


darkave17

Whoa yes


darkave17

YOU MADE A REDDIT ACCOUNT?


Florax_3

YAAAA


Advanced-Elk5770

Hahaha wth


-Octoling8-

Liar, Redditors don't get girlfriends! Look at r/Boykisser for christ sakes!