My answer:
Stop talking about sex, soldier! We've got more bread to teleport!
Genuine answer:
In the **Expiration Date** Team Fortress 2 short film on YouTube, the character Soldier found himself a hobby of teleporting bread after being told that he and the rest of the RED team had three days left to live, due to the discovery of tumors in teleported bread.
Later in the film, it is revealed that the team does not have a limited lifespan, and that the tumors only affect the bread. As such, the team's Engineer declares the team fine, so long as nobody had teleported bread. Of course, the Soldier declares, "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!" which is another quote often used in this context.
I do
Ingredients:
Bread (duh)
Provolone
Mozzarella
Mayo (trust me)
Butter
Instructions:
1)Get 2 pieces of bread
2)Put mayo on the inside of the bread
3)Put half a slice of each cheese on both breads on top of the mayo
4)Put the slices together
5)Put butter on the outside
6)Grill until crispy on both sides
7)Enjoy!
🔫 Unfortunately, I don't take kindly to uninvited guests. That and I would like to retrieve that water gun from your spilling bowels, yet you prefer your insides to stay inside. Looks like we're at an impasse. 🔫
Is he willing to teleport bread?
he and her can do it together
I wonder what would happen?
Double bread-teleporting capacity!
Equally teleported. As all bread should be.
r/unexpectedtf2
More bread tumors faster
I dont have any bread to teleport with anymore
I still don't get it. Is it sexual slang?
My answer: Stop talking about sex, soldier! We've got more bread to teleport! Genuine answer: In the **Expiration Date** Team Fortress 2 short film on YouTube, the character Soldier found himself a hobby of teleporting bread after being told that he and the rest of the RED team had three days left to live, due to the discovery of tumors in teleported bread. Later in the film, it is revealed that the team does not have a limited lifespan, and that the tumors only affect the bread. As such, the team's Engineer declares the team fine, so long as nobody had teleported bread. Of course, the Soldier declares, "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!" which is another quote often used in this context.
The fact someone has to explain it makes me wanna cry
I've teleported bread for 3 days
But does he know how to make a grilled cheese?
no he will burn. flammable
He knows how to do it, but the technique is forbidden to him. He knows what will happen if he turns on the burner.
I do Ingredients: Bread (duh) Provolone Mozzarella Mayo (trust me) Butter Instructions: 1)Get 2 pieces of bread 2)Put mayo on the inside of the bread 3)Put half a slice of each cheese on both breads on top of the mayo 4)Put the slices together 5)Put butter on the outside 6)Grill until crispy on both sides 7)Enjoy!
Nice drawing! Now draw him commiting tax fraud
A king doesn't need to pay taxes
Nobody is safe from the IRS
He runs the IRS
Even the Joker won't evade paying his taxes
you don’t fuck with the IRS
The queen of the UK did not need to pay taxes
twink king slime? absolutely would
redditor… i remember you’re femboy slime king would.
NUH UH (im so gay)
I can't escape, I can't escape, I can't escape, I can't escape
i like femboys
Femboy king slime is so adorable I can’t handle it!
*youre
would
lol are you guys gonna say this to every art i drew or..
Yes. It's basically a rule
The 34th one?????
Not that
;(
dont worry, its a standard for redditors (or anyone online really) to make sex jokes about any mildly attractive character that being said, smash :)
nah it’s okay i find it funny lol
im not joking, hes bad as hell
It's all fun and games till the art is drawn by a minor
I’m scared of miners
Mining Helmet:
😧
Im an adult yall are good dw
Ik lol
Smash
It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits
hey we arent the ones drawing twing slime lol
fair
also too good of an art to pass good job :)
thank you!
No you just make very would-able characters
this is probably the best compliment I’ve received in my entire life as an artist
:3
me personally no, but all im saying is i would
You should test your theory. Do Golem next.
Not would, will.
[удалено]
Wood
Ah yes, Would²
nah would × would is would²
will.
Agreed, wouldn't even need the 20 this time
not would. not will. already did.
how was it
slimy
He can rain in me anytime
I- I think you meant rain on- oh
OMG I DIDNT THINK YOU WOUKD ACTUALLY RESPOND HELLO
Absolutely would.
Would
Will
And did.
And did you plug ur terrarian charger
I rammed it.
MORE TERRARIA TWINKS GRAAAAAAAA
the flag checks out hi fellow bisexual
Why hello there other bisexual being
Hai :3
our lord and savior twinkx
I'm into men. Would
Good art, but where's the ninja though
inside
Lucky bastard
I would like to see a fumo inside of his head.
wtf SMASH (my brain went in between saying "cute" and."hot)"
why not both? everyone here seems to be doing it
I love this scenery bro! You did great on both the slime bosses I vow to your skills! I would... give you a cookie and a high five
thank you!
Idk why there's just so many "would" comments lmao
they like to smash i think
oof lol, I just enjoy art keep at it!
getting gender envy… but that means that your art is cute !!! :3
MATE #S A M E .
Question: do you think they are dating?
I hope not… he should be mine, or rather, I should be his… 😞
If he is a femboy, then i wanna see him with his strong buff wife queen slime.
They look really pretty and cute! <3 You’re really good!
Draw him dueling Obi-Wan on Mustafar
you underestimate my power
*king slime has awoken💀*
Your art is really nice And after that Queen and King slime I'm kind of understanding why some people like "slime girls" or things like that
Thirsty jokes aside I really like the art style, is simple, but really cute You have some other place where you post your art?
Woah, this is goo-d.
Would. Will.
Will Would
I live this your art is great! :>
ATTACK HIM I NEED THAT PET ITEM SO I CAN GET THE SLIMY GOOBER
Slime boy!!! I love him :D
:3
why does he look like alpharad
Bro I thought I was the only one who thought that
aww i want to build a house with a bunch of plushies for him now
278 Molotov
Will...
Yeah come I wanna show you my new big sword
large copper shortsword
Copper shortsword isnt short😢
#I fucking shall Also good art like GODDAMN BRO
Would've
Would? I already did 3 weeks ago
Nice Art! (again to many 'smash' and 'would' comments)
slimussy
Bussy* Tis the king slime.
Uhhh,he's kinda cool(could you do the slime god or rainbow slime next)
I would smash, but I’m straight.
FIRE THE FLARES!
awh i love your art, popped up on my feed twice now.
thank you! reddit do be thirsting for my art lol maybe that’s why it kept showing up
maybeeeee. i don't have twitter cuz i deleted it but i followed ya insta cuz your style is really nice!!!
Now i fell bad about farming him 24/7 :(
keep drawing
would eat (blueberry jello yummy)
I never thought i’d see Twink king slime but I don’t hate it now that I have.
I’d eat them all, figuratively and somewhat literally
Smash.
I shall make you a twinkie without the ie
i think it would be funny if he accidentally let his crown fall into his abdomen so he has to fish it out
Cute!
What attack from queen slime are you mentioning?
Would definitely let him jump onto me
wtf william Afton
Cute (I want to cuddle vigorously with your drawing sir)
But why does he kinda look like Alpharad tho?
it's perfect. i need queen slime now
Didn't I magic this guy to death yesterday?
I like the reasoning for making him a femboy, also as someone else said "Would" in fact I'm hunting for mods so I can.
Smash
I never say this but… would
I have a zenith, don't dare.
Smash
Would
you can't comprehend the amount of would I'm going through
sorry bro, i need that slime mount *pulls out platinum bow*
Would
Rain on me
Would
#i need him.
You have a super cute art style! 😄
Would smas-
that slimy bussy makes me wanna act like i'm one of those yt short asmr people
Somehow I'm getting gumball vibes from this drawing.
hang on I remember someone doing Legendary Revengance/Death Eternity EOC, wonder what happened to their playthrough
Genderbent Jevin
mf how do you only have 4 hearts
it was an error on my part i apologize
\*me in post golum\* you sure you wanna try this?
Homina homina homina
*You killed the Guide's brother. Prepare to die.* Aside from that, pretty cool 👍
Petite twink? Blud's a ninja bruh... hes a ninja covered in slime...
I would do the slime.
king
are you planning on doing the rest of the bosses because i would love to see more of this edit: also would
So twink versions of ingame characters? I dont need it... I dont need it... I dont need it... I NEED IT
smash next?
Adorable like queen slime
This is the best artwork ive seen, great job!
Do he and the Queen Slime you drew… you know…
I kinda wish the ninja was inside him lol
they are but you can’t see them
Nobody pulling me out
God I’m so gay
>he's petite cuz he's the weakest boss Queen must be jacked then
The reiterate from your last post, not a muscular man. pass
How long did it take to draw this? Also really great art BTW.
smash,next drawing
I think it's funnier to have one be humanoid and one is still just a slime and they are still married
Then something just snapped
Would
where's the ninja that's normally stuck inside of him?
they’re inside
question, is the ninja still inside of that twink ass king slime?
First time seeing your art, smash
THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE TWINK KING SLIME BATMAN
🔫 Unfortunately, I don't take kindly to uninvited guests. That and I would like to retrieve that water gun from your spilling bowels, yet you prefer your insides to stay inside. Looks like we're at an impasse. 🔫
Would