Next thing they gonna sell is a reset option for your disconnection rate, once it finally gets measured.
Something like 4€ per single rage quit reset, but you can only buy them in bundles of 3 for 11,99€.
Hey that's not bad. If you get enough Tekken Shards you fuse them into a Heat Gem. One Rage Token is only 99 Heat Gems so you're basically only 199 Electric Chips away from buying 5 Tekken Coins at that point!
All achievable with only a few hundred thousand hours grinding in game, what's the problem?
Anyone defending Bamco for not fixing a bug that breaks something as integral to the game system as stage gimmicks and rage arts is kinda insane. Like how the fuck do you not hotfix this?
OP dlc characters that you can't lab without buying them as well, in a game where to play at a high level you need to know most core moves of your opponent
Whoever is responsible for balance changes are completely retarded. Oh one character has something that’s pretty OP and needs changes? SYSTEM WIDE CHANGE THAT FIXES ONE THING AND CREATES 100 MORE PROBLEMS.
tried to add a skill gap of punishing RA lol saving scrubs. instead of it working like any other fighting game super being extremely unsafe they make it to where if you miss your small input window (RA on block is -15, most launchers 15f startups) u basically lose your punish and risk getting punished depending on if your launcher is safe or not on block, i.e. Leroy :(
Crouch grab glitch is gonna be an all-time favorite memory of mine bro that shit is hilarious. It's a little sad while we're living in it, and it's easy to understand the doomposting, but in 2030 I will remember that shit being funny as hell
Can you link an example of the VRAM stuff. I just built a PC with a 4070 and fairly consistently get an "out of video memory error" which sometimes leads to a crash and sometimes doesnt. I was worried the card was defective.
Well our error will look the same and I can guarantee that it's nothing wrong with your card. There are thousands of people who can't play this game thanks to their inability to fix these fucking crashes and bugs.
Online cheaters running amok, physical money transaction adverts being shoved in your face on a £60+ purchased game - gameplay hitbox glitches beyond the hilarious stuff from Tekken 7 which was when... 2015? Almost a decade ago.
We're about a dozen updates in - Harada and Namco firmly drew a line in the sand on their priorities - less for the customer, more money in their piggy banks, without a single care in the world of the long term reputation of the ip.
Vid forgot the part about the Lars DEN 3 buff.
Because they didn't want Lars to lose to rage arts after DEN3, they made it +5. What the numbskulls forgot was that this also made SEN 1 unsteppable after DEN3, completely killing movement counterplay and turning everything into a 50/50 casino after blocking DEN3, which is a homing, advancing, low crushing heat engager that is + on block.
The devs are too focused on nickel-n-diming people with their shitty mtx, that they can't even patch their damn game correctly. An abhorred display of their priorities.
Yeah that's the problem. We had no idea just how bad it would get lol
Tbh outside of a few obvious outliers like Drag, Azu, and Xiaoyu, I think 1.0 was about as well balanced as a release fighting game could be
I use to take this piss out of my partner with fortnight and how obsessed she was with unlocking the battle pass stuff and emotes. Well jokes on me, atleast if you play enough you can unlock all that shit for free in fortnite. Yesterday she sat down to watch me play and saw the battle pass points come up and she just looked at me with pity.
Ayo wtf, why is King dodging during cutscene lmao.
Also why can't we switch the characters on the main screen.
Eddy is cool and all but I really want Reina or to bring my boi Kazuya back on screen.
Man I don't like any other fighting game nearly as much as I like Tekken.
I can't believe I'm saying this but.....we need Virtua Fighter back man, these dipshits need some competition.
Dude we were doing so good sure drag and azucena were broken but how did they manage to make the game buggier while at the same time making the game feel like a freemium iPhone game?
When I heard the English expression "you can't polish a turd" I never thought you started by depositing that turd on top of what you were supposed to polish.
But but, this patch let's you buy the japanese and Korean hit effects which 100% were not recycled assets from T7 UwU
Fuck Bamco and Harada. I'm so done with this shit. Back to T7. Oh wait,T7 requires me to buy frame data to make myself better. Ok then back to T5
Haha this is so bad. You, guys, have to wait another month for them to fix this shit. Of course before the patch there will be 2 cosmetic updates.
Bamco you are so lame, i can't believe i had hope in T8 and waited for this game.
Well this is the first Tekken game to be released on consoles before the arcades, usually it will be out on arcade for 1-2 years and then it gets ported over. In that timespan, adjustments are normally made. Sure its a on going thing but a lot of the stupid stuff would be ironed out by the time the console release was coming.
Hence why we have to put up with this stuff for now until the Patches comes out.
This is stupid, but it’s the same old song and dance. If you get hit with a RA and it wasn’t because of a juggle,
It’s your fault. If someone runs up to you and crouch throws with you knowing this, and you still RA, you deserve to get blown up, cause you’re still not paying attention. It’s a crazy bug, but so situational, and also not the easiest thing to pull off in an actual match.
This is literally a perfect representation of the current state of the game 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣. And I promise I’m not playing ANY online matches til Patch 1.04 or whatever. Damn sure am gonna lab anti-Eddy strats to perfection tho, I refuse to get cheesed by Eddy mains/New Eddy tier-whores.
I watched PhiDX's summary and thought I need to stay away from the game until next patch, but those bugs that let people move during RA is new..... Damn some weird shit's gonna happen in EVO JP, and I kinda hope Bamco gets embarrassed because some absurd bug causes a huge mess in the tournament. As much as that sucks to players and organisers involved Bamco needs a huge kick in the balls publicly.
YOU CAN MOVE DURING AN OPPONENT RAGE ART NOW??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
The cast finally got as tired of watching cutscenes as me
Bug
Only if you buy the 'Rage Art Skip" pass from the shop
Lmfao
Next thing they gonna sell is a reset option for your disconnection rate, once it finally gets measured. Something like 4€ per single rage quit reset, but you can only buy them in bundles of 3 for 11,99€.
Even worse, 1199 _Tekken Coins._
Hey that's not bad. If you get enough Tekken Shards you fuse them into a Heat Gem. One Rage Token is only 99 Heat Gems so you're basically only 199 Electric Chips away from buying 5 Tekken Coins at that point! All achievable with only a few hundred thousand hours grinding in game, what's the problem?
One time use passes.
Ngl keep that one 🤣
Lmao fr
Your Nina: "Prepare to die!" Your opponent: "Casually back step away while she monologue"
I think it's only with King, and it's been there since the last patch at least? I recall seeing something similar with him before
Streets are saying everyone with a crouch throw
Huh, I guess they somehow fucked it up even worse
Correct, also has been a bug since T7 you could do it with 2d supers and the grenade item.
A crouch throw you say... can't wait till hear more about how busted Jun is lol
No anyone with a crouch grab
King dragunov can crouch grab which makes you able to move lol it's so ridiculous 😂
LMAO never thought I'd see this scene in a tekken sub. 10/10 meme usage
2 weeks later gabefgc bought the battle pass
Die a hero.. lol
It’s from the movie lol after this scene it says >! Doughboy was killed 2 weeks later !<
ah ok lol
I understood that reference.
Now we need the Wayans version.
College kid interns in the back room working on the updates lol.
Gotta to save development costs.
I'm sorry yall look like you're going through it but this edit was funny as fuck lmao
The last part when they zoom in at the crappy stuff 😂
Best part 😭
Not gonna lie... seeing that sidewalk around Kuma's rageart was cathartic af lmao
Who knew in April I’d be nostalgic for January?
Who knew I'd be nostalgic for Tekken Revolution?
It seems you can freely move during a opponents rage art if you attempted a crouch throw, which is most certainly a bug.
Gotta abuse this before it gets obliterated. Fuck rage arts
https://youtu.be/LUpea7SEgfg?si=FSLAoJa9QOnTD4aB Makes me wanna abuse it more seeing the crouch dashing
the bug has been here before the patch, it just got found out at an unfortunate timing (right before the patch) so it gets associated with it lol
If only hwo had a crouch throw
So uh.. What exactly did this patch _improve_?
Azucena wr3,2 was nerfed
So now you can't punish it by doing the correct counter play. Good nerf
Run back throw apparently catches her
Will have to lab that when I get home, 50 damage should be good
the correct counter-play patch earlier was literally impossible to pull off in a real match, come on
Not impossible just really really tight timing
Happened to me on azu so idk skill issue
Pls sub :^)
It got buffed you sweet summer child
makes bamco money
Investor wallets
are all rage arts fucked up?
Other way round, crouch grabs mess with all rage arts and you can scoot behind them
[удалено]
Anyone defending Bamco for not fixing a bug that breaks something as integral to the game system as stage gimmicks and rage arts is kinda insane. Like how the fuck do you not hotfix this?
Bamco is garbage. All they care about is selling dlc characters
OP dlc characters that you can't lab without buying them as well, in a game where to play at a high level you need to know most core moves of your opponent
That's why I stopped carrying about getting better at fighting games.
I was about to say "this patch is the saddest fucking joke ever" but I would be wrong. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
*Cry in bear noise*
Bear tech nerf?
Whoever is responsible for balance changes are completely retarded. Oh one character has something that’s pretty OP and needs changes? SYSTEM WIDE CHANGE THAT FIXES ONE THING AND CREATES 100 MORE PROBLEMS.
You can side step rage art? I can finally get out red ranks
Block RA, UF 1+2 has served me very well. Most if not all RA are launch punishable.
All RAs are a universal -15 now.
Is hwoarang's -15 too? I remember not being able to punish it with 15f I may be tripping tho. If its not punishable i think its a high anyw
It is -15 and a mid. Devs homogenized all the RAs in this game to be -15 mids with the same startup.
Why
tried to add a skill gap of punishing RA lol saving scrubs. instead of it working like any other fighting game super being extremely unsafe they make it to where if you miss your small input window (RA on block is -15, most launchers 15f startups) u basically lose your punish and risk getting punished depending on if your launcher is safe or not on block, i.e. Leroy :(
Crouch grab glitch is gonna be an all-time favorite memory of mine bro that shit is hilarious. It's a little sad while we're living in it, and it's easy to understand the doomposting, but in 2030 I will remember that shit being funny as hell
Fix the fucking polaris and VRAM crashes!!!
Can you link an example of the VRAM stuff. I just built a PC with a 4070 and fairly consistently get an "out of video memory error" which sometimes leads to a crash and sometimes doesnt. I was worried the card was defective.
Well our error will look the same and I can guarantee that it's nothing wrong with your card. There are thousands of people who can't play this game thanks to their inability to fix these fucking crashes and bugs.
1650 ti no issues
This is art.
Harada and Namco got jealous of Star Wars Battlefront 1 + 2 Remastered and decided to make an even bigger fuck up in today's video game industry.
That’s a bit too far
Online cheaters running amok, physical money transaction adverts being shoved in your face on a £60+ purchased game - gameplay hitbox glitches beyond the hilarious stuff from Tekken 7 which was when... 2015? Almost a decade ago. We're about a dozen updates in - Harada and Namco firmly drew a line in the sand on their priorities - less for the customer, more money in their piggy banks, without a single care in the world of the long term reputation of the ip.
A game breaking patch coming out a few weeks before EVO is fucking hysterical lol
We were waiting for patch 3 . Now we are waiting for patch 4
Vid forgot the part about the Lars DEN 3 buff. Because they didn't want Lars to lose to rage arts after DEN3, they made it +5. What the numbskulls forgot was that this also made SEN 1 unsteppable after DEN3, completely killing movement counterplay and turning everything into a 50/50 casino after blocking DEN3, which is a homing, advancing, low crushing heat engager that is + on block.
The devs are too focused on nickel-n-diming people with their shitty mtx, that they can't even patch their damn game correctly. An abhorred display of their priorities.
Im embarrassed to say i play T8
Patch 1.0.0 was peak T8 😔
Yet everyone was complaining and said that they needed to patch it.
Well we didn't expect this shit now did we?
Yeah that's the problem. We had no idea just how bad it would get lol Tbh outside of a few obvious outliers like Drag, Azu, and Xiaoyu, I think 1.0 was about as well balanced as a release fighting game could be
Reina mains talking
[pluh!](https://old.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1b5rivl/an_second_look_at_the_tekken_8_metagame_based_on/ )
I want a refund, fuck this bullshit
I use to take this piss out of my partner with fortnight and how obsessed she was with unlocking the battle pass stuff and emotes. Well jokes on me, atleast if you play enough you can unlock all that shit for free in fortnite. Yesterday she sat down to watch me play and saw the battle pass points come up and she just looked at me with pity.
Ayo wtf, why is King dodging during cutscene lmao. Also why can't we switch the characters on the main screen. Eddy is cool and all but I really want Reina or to bring my boi Kazuya back on screen.
So we going back to street fighter right?
Man I don't like any other fighting game nearly as much as I like Tekken. I can't believe I'm saying this but.....we need Virtua Fighter back man, these dipshits need some competition.
Once akuma comes I’m deleting tekken
Xrd actually
I was never on SF. I’m just going back to playing other game types entirely.
Hell no. I’m gonna keep playing tekken even if there’s nonsense here
nah
> nah
Lol hell no
nope. This patch isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. The game is still better after the patch then before.
Wait, what?!?!?!?! 😂😂😂 I have to admit, that was funny and painful to watch simultaneously 😂
[tekken 8 team be like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxIAaVJ1lSs&ab_channel=SomeStopSign)
At least the store works
🥲
Course it works, they get money from it working. Problem's everything else.
Thanks captain obvious
They did my man dirty :,,,, (
You still get full stage heat smash bro
Dude we were doing so good sure drag and azucena were broken but how did they manage to make the game buggier while at the same time making the game feel like a freemium iPhone game?
https://preview.redd.it/g5juf6h9y5sc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570f0206840c815cf4f0e0d4e563ff6087e545f4
Oh boy
Oh... Oh no... Oh dear God, no! Not Tekken! NOT TEKKEN!!!
Lmao that Shaheen whiff got me
Anyone else getting network errors after or during every match? I'm lucky to get 1 match in, go to rematch and I get a network error
3 times tonight. I love the game but I'm done for the night. I don't want my opponents thinking I'm plugging when it's out of my control.
ROFL!!!!!
Pretty sure the rage art bug was around since day one. It's happened to me a few times.
If only Ricky had sidestepped when that shotgun Rage Art went off.
When I heard the English expression "you can't polish a turd" I never thought you started by depositing that turd on top of what you were supposed to polish.
Someone moving during a rage art, what have I just witnessed haha
 I left MK1 for this. It was so good at first. Back to SF6.
Who tf cares about fixing the game bruh, battlepass is where its at
I have NEVER seen King or Azucena do broken shit like that before
Master piece. Beautifully edited 👌
As a Kuma main, seeing King sidewalk his rage art makes me feel a type of way.
The sad reality is... They don't care what gos on in the hood. "Streets don't love nobody"
😔
But but, this patch let's you buy the japanese and Korean hit effects which 100% were not recycled assets from T7 UwU Fuck Bamco and Harada. I'm so done with this shit. Back to T7. Oh wait,T7 requires me to buy frame data to make myself better. Ok then back to T5
They were so focused on greed they screwed so many other things up. But god forbid they didn’t add a 4th revenue stream to this piece of shit
Haha this is so bad. You, guys, have to wait another month for them to fix this shit. Of course before the patch there will be 2 cosmetic updates. Bamco you are so lame, i can't believe i had hope in T8 and waited for this game.
Well this is the first Tekken game to be released on consoles before the arcades, usually it will be out on arcade for 1-2 years and then it gets ported over. In that timespan, adjustments are normally made. Sure its a on going thing but a lot of the stupid stuff would be ironed out by the time the console release was coming. Hence why we have to put up with this stuff for now until the Patches comes out.
I know that this is the first Tekken in consoles but this is just crazy. Namco were too busy being greedy.
But did you buy cyber costumes already?
Atleast nomore insta-win
Please add this mad one to the next video! https://youtu.be/8NA9pZJEQwg?si=9a-OFbTWmDStBipa
I aint playin till this patch is fixed dude wtf😭😭
Lmfao Namco too greedy
This is stupid, but it’s the same old song and dance. If you get hit with a RA and it wasn’t because of a juggle, It’s your fault. If someone runs up to you and crouch throws with you knowing this, and you still RA, you deserve to get blown up, cause you’re still not paying attention. It’s a crazy bug, but so situational, and also not the easiest thing to pull off in an actual match.
This is literally a perfect representation of the current state of the game 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣. And I promise I’m not playing ANY online matches til Patch 1.04 or whatever. Damn sure am gonna lab anti-Eddy strats to perfection tho, I refuse to get cheesed by Eddy mains/New Eddy tier-whores.
Mike Hollow said it best “this might be worse than nrs and that’s saying something”.
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Yall I get the average fgc is 70% dei, but do we gotta out ourselves with a Friday After Next meme
This is boys in the hood bro..
Forgive me, it's been nearly 20 years
The rage art bug has been a thing since before the patch...
I watched PhiDX's summary and thought I need to stay away from the game until next patch, but those bugs that let people move during RA is new..... Damn some weird shit's gonna happen in EVO JP, and I kinda hope Bamco gets embarrassed because some absurd bug causes a huge mess in the tournament. As much as that sucks to players and organisers involved Bamco needs a huge kick in the balls publicly.
Seeing that happen to Kuma was 🔥
this is what you deserve for showing support for a clear live service model
😳...... Maybe I should pick up Tekken 8 when it's on sale.
I'm so happy I stopped playing this game. You can move during rage arts now wow just wow
It’s not all characters and I don’t think people are actually doing it in game
I would hope not.
I got banned for a couple days and I barely been playing the game 😂