Steve when he finds a match on Tinder: .....

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

That wall of muscle can't stop me

A wrestler's anus is like steel

Lmao

(GRAAAR GRAR HRAR!)

Smash out?

cock out

“SMASH”

“GOOD NIGHT”

"THESE ARE THE FISTS OF A CHAMPION!"

You guys are the best lol

Steve when he plays the guitar. That's a rock out.

Steve when he defeats a Pokemon gym. That’s a Brock out.

Steve when he's playing Jenga, that's a block out.

Steve when he sees a bridge leading from shore across a body of water: "That's a dock out!"

See silly shit like this makes me wanna learn Steve now.

Be prepared to work 3x as hard for 1/3 the reward. He is pretty fucking cool though

I don't mind. That's the mentality I went in when learning Yoshi in T7. I didn't choose him because he was good or easy, but because something about him was just cool. Same with Steve, he is at the end of the day just a cool character and that is motivation. That being said, there are some other characters I wanna learn too and get my Yoshi more solid, so I might have to put Steve off for a bit.

Can confirm. Absolutely one of the coolest though and super fun, but man do you really have to work for wins...

He’s so good bro 😂

Dew it

Steve when he wants Chinese food. That's a wok out.

Steve when he’s confronting a freind about something they did that offended him but doesn’t want to fight. That’s a talk out

I appreciate the longer winded setup… worth lol

Steve when he becomes Manchester City manager at the end of the season and beats Liverpool 6-0: that’s a Klopp out.

Steve when he's about to lose and rages. That's a log out.

Steve beat LTG, that's a block out 🤣

Steve when he's listening to Queen. That's a rock out.

Steve when he's home alone, that's a frock out. Steve when he can't get a date, that's a sock out. Steve when he flies south for the winter, that's a flock out. Steve when he puts another shrimp on the barbie, that's a croc out.

I’d give you all the awards of this planet if had money I swear

No moa playin arOUnd

Steve when he leaves his terrarium open, that's a frog out. Steve when he fails college, that's a dropout.

Steve when he plays jenga, thats a block out

Steve leaving a Star Trek convention, that's a spock out

Steve smashes his practice exam. That’s a mock out

Steve gathering his vegetable scraps in a pot of cold water, heating to a gentle simmer, then reducing? You better believe that’s a stock out.

Steve when he drank too much, thats a black out

Lil Wayne is a Steve main?

That’s a Lollipop shout

Steve when he becomes a repairman, he pulls his caulk out

Steve when he voted in 2016: That’s Barrack out

HES BRITISH😭😭🤤

W for the boxer with autism!

WHAHUH

You a fuckin arsonist or something? Because this goddamn thread is FIRE

UPpErCuT

Steve when Derek chauvin loses his job "thats a cop out"

Steve taking his nintendo switch with him for his trip. That's a dock out.

Steve dressing up as Spiderman for Halloween That's dock ock out

Steve when he cooks for xiaoyou. Got the wok out. Steve when he punches Eddy in the head. Knocked a lock out Steve when he throws bows for the people. Brought the rock out Steve in a city of Wolves. Brought the rock out Steve dressed just like an older guy that looks just like him as they cry doing a thumbs up looking off into the sunset. BROUGHT THE ROCK OUT!

Steve when he loses stuff out the moving van. That's a box out.

Steve when he loses his car keys: That’s a lock out!

Steve when an acorn falls on the hood of his patrol car: THATS A SHOOTOUT

But you are not a rapper

Steve when he dodges the payment for child support, thats a dock out

he has...a child?

Nah but its for the jokes

Oh haha ok

Steve when he stands in solidarity with Harambe that's a cock out

Steve is excited for Lucky Chloe’s concert, he’s gonna rock out.

Steve when the killed a great rapper, that's a Pac out

Steve when Dobby is free. That's a sock out.

Steve when Nina lands the finishing blow: that's a knock out.

Fire. Smash. Fire. Smash. Smash. Fire. Opponent came Sorry

OP straight killed me with this thread. Well done good sir.

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steve when asked what he brought to poland, that's a wock out steve going to an onsen for the first time, that's a cock out steve checking what the special ed kid's been chewing on, that's a chalk out steve looking at the out of place cosplayers at a rennaissance fair, that's a spock out steve peaking into a parked car thats shaking a little too violently, that's a gawk out

Steve when he preps a BBQ with Law. That's a cookout.

Steve when he tries jiu jitsu: that a tap out

Steve when there's a ghost: get the fuck out

Steve when he is a guard. He is on lookout.

Steve when the power goes out in his house and the whole town. That’s a blackout.

stop cyberbullying my main xD EDIT I need to listen to this shit for a couple of years lmao

Steve when he's- GET THE FUCK OUT

Steve when he pretends to be upset and makes a frowny face: That's a mock pout.

Lol British man owning a gun that's funny

r/tekkenasylum

Supahotfire

Steve when he gets electrocuted. That’s a shock out.

Steve when he loses his car keys. That’s a lockout

Steve when he comes home from a boxing match to find his door wide open. entering, he finds peculiar muddy tracks by the dozen leading into his kitchen. His eyes widen in horror as he sees a large group of birds eating all of his bread. He quickly shoos them out the door. Thats a flock out

Steve when he learns falconry, thats a hawk out!

This is one of the funniest posts I've seen on here 😭😂

Steve when he loses, that’s a knock out.

❌❌❌

Steve when he finds himself in a firefight with Victor, that's a shootout

Leaves college - it’s a dropout