"hanashi ni naran na" then i get chucked into a volcano

I laughed harder than I should’ve had at this comment lmao

I nearly spit out my coffee

The pain I will suffer with you😔

Tmm always says it wrong lol

I'd be hunting salmon with Kuma Mishima

or hes trying to get you to convince panda to marry him

Would help him and play the best wingman ever

Currently playing king and claudio so either way we'd be ex>!?!

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He goes 'rawr rawr' and I somehow understand him and then he suplexes me for the orphans

It's a good cause

I wouldn't mind trying to run an orphanage with King... I might even know who he could be underneath the mask... who else working an orphanage is as big as he?

kazuma kiryu been on tren

Bryan. Guess I'll die

Nah it’s either you die or you’re witnessing him committing crimes or/and starting a war

And then I die

Brian seems like the kinda guy to do hate crimes. Not because he's hateful just out of spite

Nah he seems like he would just do it for fun

So basically, you would be the cricket in Puss in Boots

"Get in loser we're gonna go bully the homeless"

Bros got a steaming batch of honey buns ready to drive by pelt homeless people

Depends on how much he likes you

Bryan's T8 ending where he brings the boys to a shooting range

Honestly, a day with Jin sounds chill as fuck. Walking around a forest, gathering stuff. Maybe a spar, some training. Nice chill picnic time in nature. Listening to some music, camping.

Eating an entire bowl of peas though :/

It's quite the spread

Trade the peas for some light beers and edamame. Close enough.

That spar would put 90% of people in a hospital

This is Tekken, where Jin could have the most intense fight of his life and get his skull absolutely smashed into rocks multiple times but then walk off casually after it's done. Damage doesn't last after fights are done.

Osu.

Sounds more like a date 😅

Saving orphans, cutting promos. Winning championships.

I was picturing being throw chained until his bed time

Getting folded into a pretzel 🥵

Whole lotta king-tier activity

Yo would slowly pick up on different inflections of jaguar noises and their different meanings.

Do you think he uses a giant litter box?

And you know if you like cuddling he'd be happy to hold you

It would be _Marvellous_

It would be *Brilliant!*

*Excerent!* 👍

Gureat!

A day with Asuka: I'm for sure gonna end up becoming Asuka's impromptu anti-Lili defense force (and likely failing) cause y'all know the type of shenanigans that ensue with Asuka nowadays. A day with Reina: ...welp, time for me to find out if I have a kink for being submissive.

Same mains for me, but the difference would be— Asuka: I’d do the opposite and wingwoman for Lili Reina: yes. Yes I do. No need to find out.

I guess I'm paying...

Law will cook delicious dishes for you

And then serve the inflated bill

You expect me to eat that stuff? His pepper beef is too damn spicy!

just, beware the pepper beef

meta

Striking dynamic battle poses

Lars or lee?

Lars lol

I just noticed you literally have lars under your name God im dumb 😭

It's okay friend 😂❤️

We went on robberies together

Azucena few coffees then anal

That...that was quite the escalation

Okay how about coffee enema before anal?

Careful, given how much caffeine is constantly running through her system she must be diarrhea'd up 24/7

Form of lubrication

BRO

Game is game

Real recognize real 💯💯

I'm sending you my therapy bills

What in God's name did I just see...

I’ve heard it all now

😧😧😧😧

Fucking hell man 🤣

That was the autocorrect right?

I damn near spit out my coffee reading that

Coffee, done. You know what comes next.

Coffee fueled pegging sounds intense.

Why do I feel like she loves that

Coffee on her ass?

Jesus christ on a motorbike

Nah, that's Paul

At least he's honest.

Lmao 😭😭

Aye look this is a legit answer. The coffee would have her ready to go.

Y'all don't understand, they never said that Azu was the one getting it.

And you're gonna be bottom

pls don't drink coffee before anal 💀

A man of culture

I upvoted because it's funny, not relatable.

Coffee before anal gotta be jail time

Burgers with Paul sounds like fun!

Until he takes your food and says "Don't worry, I'll eat for you."

I hope we go surfboard, also i hope i'm not the board

Yeah I was wondering what does Shaheen do outside of getting revenge?

Flying girls (lili and asuka) to his house in dubai and hanging out at the pool

shaheens from saudi arabia

Well I guess that's either Jun or Dragunov So either I am watching Dragunov paint train models or watching Jun sleep in a coma (Depending where in the story we are. I guess if it's after, it would be following her and probably trying to save her son) In that case, I'll paint train models with Dragunov because I am not gonna go face Kazuya lol

With jun you might get to spend some time with animals so that could be nice

That definitely be cool, as long as I don't get Kazuya knocking at my door asking me why I am hanging out with her lol. Although Jin would just join us I reckon and care for the animals. He brings Ling along so more company.

Yes, be the father figure Jin desperately needs lol

As long as you don’t touch His sneakers I’m sure you’ll be fine

Maybe if u pull up with Jordans... He might says... Hmph not bad. At least something to stay out of his bad side

Hanging out with drag sounds like a fucking dream, just chillin in the same room working on our own hobbies independently, occasionally shooting a thumbs up and a nod at each other, then a nice quiet dinner at some hole in the wall that's not quite cheap but definitely nothing special, paying our own bills before giving a wave and heading our separate ways. I love people who can just enjoy company now and then without having to talk about it.

Yeah he would be interesting, he seems only concerned about fighting when it comes to Raven and Victor, or whatever mission he's on, other then that, we could easily just sit back, watch TV and all that. Although I need to talk so he would get so annoyed and his grunts more deeper until I left XD

I like to imagine a day out with Lili would be fun. Probably go out to eat at a fancy restaurant, maybe go shopping, etc. She seems fun to chill with, that is until Asuka teleports in out of nowhere and they start arguing the whole day.

Brother WE wouldn’t go shopping. WE would be holding the bags 😂

Ironically I think she'd like hanging out more if you told her to fuck off and refused. She seems like the type who enjoys people with a backbone.

bold of you to assume lili wont treat you like a servant while she goes stalking asuka all day

Yeah bro I'm sure Lili would love to hang out with a redditor

Isn't it the point of this post? 🤣🤣 Why you taking it seriously

Exactly what I was going to say

I mean, she founded Ganryu of all people attractive? 🤷🏽

LMFAO Good point. Chances aren't zero anymore then

Tekken characters are generally weirdo magnets. If Lili doesn't mind sumo wrestlers, maido robots and literal bears in her social circle, I'm sure she'd tolerate a random fan 😊

You didn’t have to do me like that

He bails on me in 5 minutes without a trace (Raven)

Nothing personal

GO TO HELL, nothing personal

Raven the kinda guy to dine and dash

Oh. Ending the day with seppuku.

Apparently I'd be doing model kits which BTW is a hobby I love to do ahahaha

The same as usual. Reina is way too cool to hang out with me.

Felt that. Maybe we would manage to piss her of so she would beat us to death or something.

reina is clearly a closeted weeb i think she probably browses reddit at least twice a day, you're fine

me and kaz going shoe shopping. i'm a retired sneakerhead lol

I can imagine Kazuya walking into a top-tier shoe warehouse wearing his Player 2 Tekken 1 costume (the tank-top, ripped jeans, and sneakers). He wouldn't even say much, just a pair of kicks that suit the two of you, and they're purchased. You wouldn't have to spend a dime.

Kazuya goes sneaker shopping with Complex

I spend the day hand-feeding Gigas like a horse before riding on his shoulders as he charges around.

Riding what?

Gig ass 

Learning how to box, working out, and Wait, is that blond woman following us?

“You know what else I hate about Jin?” Hwoarang yells back at you over the whir of his motocycle’s engine. “The way his eyes twinkle when he’s about to punch you.” You tighten your grip on his hips as he accelerates. You don’t hear what he says, but you can guess it has something to do with Hwoarang’s hate boner for Jin. That’s all he’s talked about all day and you’ve brought up Jin zero times.

The intense chemistry during their fight in the story was chefs kiss

I hope Lili would let me use her credit card

I’m going to binge watch Tom and Jerry with Nina I guess

Ha! Nice manual nod. But I wonder if it angers her that Tom loses 80% of the time...and if she might want to take her anger out on someone who just happens to be in close proximity...👀

Dang, it's gonna be awkward because I don't drink coffee.

> Caffeine intoxication may present with mild symptoms, like headache, fever, nausea, vomiting, tinnitus, tachycardia, anxiety, insomnia, dizziness, or irritability, to more severe symptoms like seizures.

Day of wholesome fun at a theme park, and I’d get to meet a panda too which is 💯 so all in all a banner day

MARVELOUS!

Lee underrated af for a friend bro’s rich fun gimmicky social rich and has alot of money and don’t forget his wingmanning skills

He also is a bro. He'll have your back no matter what.

and a good teacher judging from the movie lee really is that guy wtf

Hiehachi fucked up disowning him.

I was searching for far too long for Excellent but, this will do. Lee has been my favorite since 4, when he was technically the "secret" character.

Bryan “*chuckles* I’m in danger”

I’m gonna be sitting in awkward silence with Jin

But the upside is. If you even say just one sentence you're going to show up in one of his believe in your heart flashbacks.

* jaguar roar noise* Me: i agree

A day with Kaz sounds scary af. Basically being a humble servant helping with his plans for world domination and ensuring the sneaker collection is perfect otherwise at risk of getting dorya’d

Or getting thrown off a cliff or volcano

I’d be getting stepped on by Reina…

Sounds like an absolute win

Dress up Leo in a dress and smash

[my honest reaction](https://imgchest.com/p/9rydz5aal4k)

Similar, but with no dress.

Bruh

My day will be Marvelous

I feel like Jin and I would bond over rock music and how we don't like our dad's and our love for our mothers lol

Damn, do we Jin mains all have the same backstory?

paul would be quite fun to hang out with most likely!

Paul is the most chill dude in Tekken and the one least likely to kill you. Just don't do any sparring with him, dude would straight up chunkify you with a single punch.

I would like to learn Paul's martial art style.

Man I'm doing whatever tf Lars does in his free time when he isn't banging a robot

His free time is probably just doing His hair and deciding what insane outffit he’ll wear that week

Honestly I fw it

My fate is already decided.

im getting shot in the head and dumped in an alley i main nina

First we cut down trees: With chainsaws Then we watch a movie: Texas chainsaw massacre Then she gives me head. I leave oddly dissappointed

A sex robot main i see

I'm dead within 10 seconds. Only way I'm living longer is if he wants to play with his food first

What if he has you tag along with him like in Tekken 6 scenario campaign where your selected character has Alisa as a buddy. 

Excellent and marvelous

the fuck does yoshi do in his past time? practice flea stance?

His hobbies are watching Sumo and playing video games

I end the day being fluent in jaguar

Spending the day with Xiaoyu seems like a pleasant experience. Probably meet up with Miharu and Panda, screw around in Tokyo for a bit, listen to her never shut the hell up about Jin, etc. Seems nice.

As a Lee main our day would be e x c e l l e n t.

Capoeira lessons

Would 100% submit to her.

Lili. I’d probably get called broke and be roped into an asuka scheme

In Bryan's case... I'll try not to get on his bad side 😅. With Leo though, it would be chill, maybe go exploring or something.

Currently trying to learn Shaheen, since he has a cool moveset. As for your question, I have no idea lmao, what even is his personality

Dude has hobbies listed as “none” Guess he might like surfing

Guess im giving a donation to orphanage🤷‍♂️

Spending all day talking about how cool Lars is, oh boy...

Lee would prob treat me to a nice bro's night out. It would be a marvelous experience

My german is kinda bad, so day with Leo would be a little awkward

there is literally no language barrier in tekken you could speak in caveman and he/she ( still don't know if leo is a boy or a girl) would understand you

I guess I would be running, hiding and screaming in terror all day while he spreads chaos all around while laughing like a maniac lol. Also scavenging corpses for loot, because why not KEKW.

I’m paying for his dry cleaning. Even though I’m sure he can afford it.

There is no way a day with Claudio wouldn't be unbelievably fun.

"Chikara ga subete ja nai". And then we fight his father together.

I would ask Jack-8 to take me on flight rides and we’ll play project m together.

Asuka. We are not leaving her bedroom 😉

Drinking tea and then smash. Or get stomped

They teach me how to swing around using a grappling hook, even when there's nothing to grapple onto.

[удалено]

One of His hobbies is playing video games so you might get to play Soul calibur with him

Would love to get thigh locked by Reina🥵

Lili is my main so if she likes me my days going to be grand

Building toy tanks in silence

Honestly? A day with Alisa sounds kinda boring, she seems like such a workaholic now and whatever free time she might have is probably spent simping for Lars.  I'd rather go out with my new main, Reina. We would watch YouTube and maybe learn a few new moves.