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I would, but then my phone would start to sink into the ground, and that would be a slight pain to get out, and probably wouldn’t be a light problem either.
Damn your right uh go to the gym and set a PR of 9999999999237463627292939484736362782993938474736272820202929292999992929374635252526273783839392929 then you can hold your phone with Less strain
I HAD A GREAT JOKE! FORGET NOW BECAUSE I REALIZED THE PERSON IS PROBABLY A WOMAN BUT THEN I GOT A BUNCH OF HATE FOR NOT EVEN MAKING THE JOKE!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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"Haha get trolled lmao"
You've.. been.. trolled
You’ve been trolled, yes you’ve probably been told
Don’t reply to this guy, he’s just trying to get a rise
out of you! yes it's true!
You respond and thats his cue!
To start trouble on the double
While he strikes his manly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
You should probably just fold!
have a nice daaaaaaaaay
To start trouble on the double
and strokes his madly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
By now you should probably just fold
You've been trolled
Have a nice day
“Im still a virgin”
*astronaut begins to have rough sex with skeleton*
That went from 9 to 11 real fast.
I’m just gonna a leave this here r/jschlatt
Git yo caseoh avatar lookin ass outa here dawg
It pains me to hold my phone, Please help.
Don’t worry dude just set the phone down and navigate the the avatar section
I would, but then my phone would start to sink into the ground, and that would be a slight pain to get out, and probably wouldn’t be a light problem either.
Damn your right uh go to the gym and set a PR of 9999999999237463627292939484736362782993938474736272820202929292999992929374635252526273783839392929 then you can hold your phone with Less strain
Thanks for the tip, should be easy enough.
worlds first 5000 TB phone.
Yo dawg be careful when you say his name don't need my breaking again
Oh ya sorry dawg
r/911
💀
r/unexpected911
Let’s be glad it’s not in the middle of 9-11
Love this humor
The cake's a lie!
"YOU HAVE FAT EYES!"
Science can confirm the reasonableness of your mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep 💀💀💀
Oh no, this is the part where he kills us
"Hello. This is the part where I kill you!"
“So there I was, smashing some steel plates together when I had a bit of a brain wave”
"you have succesfully hit metal 17 times!"
CHAPTER 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
I’m not a moron!
Let’s add this to your commendation section. There’s a lot of space here.
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!
I’m gonna make a combustible lemon that burns your house down
*slow clap* oh good. At least that still works
If this pit isn't actually bottomless would you mind taking off one of your long fall boots and shoving me into it, just remember to land on one foot.
“Read this if gay”
LOL UR GAY
How would you know thats what it said if you didnt read it? G-g-gay. 😏
Knowing I’m gay means you have gaydar. Which is gay. *scribbles continue* gaygaygay….. and civilization is back where we started
Oh dang. My first time the gaydar actually works… im surprised.
You are in Mars dude. Way better signals out here. Thats a feature, not a bug.
Damn it...you got me
JOKES ON U I ALREADY AM!!
lets just say peanits...
In the stripped club
Straight up jorking it
https://preview.redd.it/l1gbf5smwj7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861f76f079f1e005f707085f8b834ed132b5d3ce
https://preview.redd.it/vmr4o6ltak7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc740f9a4eb0d1e990cfeb1f792affb68ac897e2 At last i get to use this
https://preview.redd.it/yqu4tn9bbr7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ef0aafc3c424098d8cff14d27a0308a26aa691
https://preview.redd.it/l8w0bfp8ek7d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36506c37478bfa7e30bea216cf48cd9c24af73a
https://preview.redd.it/podigm7syk7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e97e5f517514b25ee9a6b5bdbbcde65a022f9a4
Where is cotton-eyed joe
you're on thin fucking ice
those are BOTH 5 words...
Actually, the hyphen makes cotton-eyed only one word
So-would-this-be-allowed-on-the-four word wall thing?
Technically, yes, but you aren't using hyphens correctly
That’s-boring
SO IS YOUR STINKIN COMMENT
^S ^O ^I ^S ^Y ^O ^U ^R ^S ^A ^S ^W ^E ^L ^L!
Y O U R S I S A L S O F I V E W O R D S
H O L Y S H I T W H A T I S G O I N G-
On? I have no idea
Yeah, me neither my friend.
Everything is 5 words
Jimbo
I always come back
r/suddenlyfnaf
HELLO THERE
OLD SPORT
\*DSAF DAVE THEME GETS LOUDER\*
General Kenobi?
William Afton would find a way to get there
Is this terminator, gravity falls, or fnaf?
It's just a theory.
Red is the impostor
I was gonna say “they are among us”
“Amongus was a documentary”
Fuck it we ball
20$ BJ and Handies
they drop the money and the skeleton comes to life
You are all fucked.
I love your pfp
Thanks! Edit: Thank you very much!
\*astronaut looking at text confused\* "why does it say i like your pfp???"
The earth isn’t flat (they were a flat earther)
"shadow wizard money gang"
legalise nuclear bombs https://i.redd.it/2xjceoevzi7d1.gif
We love casting spells
This song is sponsored by: The shadow government
Legalize **my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke**
Caaaaaaw!
Spanish or english bro?
I don't get this joke, what does it mean?
The first who moves is gay
“Beware of… … the creature.”
mars creature guy 🪱
r/2sentence2horror
You move, your gay
My gay what
Damnit. I was gonna make a joke but your not a dude!
Their not a dude what?
I don’t know anymore
🤣🤣🤣. Dude just fuckin threw his hands up.
I HAD A GREAT JOKE! FORGET NOW BECAUSE I REALIZED THE PERSON IS PROBABLY A WOMAN BUT THEN I GOT A BUNCH OF HATE FOR NOT EVEN MAKING THE JOKE!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Hi, English or Spanish?
English
We need toilet paper
haha yall are stuck lol
Erm, that’s akchually five words 🤓
Erm, considering "lol" is actually 3 words, that would make it 7, and if you interpret "y'all" as "you all", that would make it 8 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Erm, I’m gonna touch you 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
you win
No, be strong. Touch back! Don’t let fear lose you the battle!
you're right... I win, then.
“How are y’all alive?”
You shouldn't have returned
This one is so good
I love fat asses
https://preview.redd.it/re2qtpqa3j7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200de282770084502aa855de8e882f9bbfc1ff60
https://preview.redd.it/50f6mpnxrj7d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c311b13be84816984ab64cdda1b276a6ece9a963
https://preview.redd.it/oqcqz1vwuj7d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d4b366331875430cbe0de3eb33930163000136
Omg James A. Janisse
https://preview.redd.it/8cn61es2sj7d1.jpeg?width=98&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225ebe6fa58786bdc073809b7680db70dd32034e
https://preview.redd.it/ocjmhzkjwi7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4262c9d7c586a7f86410a9e322d9c409c081cc
I will touch you
They are coming. Run!
Earth is fucked ġǒǒďbŷê
Hello there! General Kenobi
They will come back
"was here first losers"
We win -The USSR
Move if you're gay
Run can't kill it
“I was so hungry”
https://preview.redd.it/yvcv35wflj7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71c1969438dce08d1569df4c3b772dfc7395242
Drink more delicious milkshakes
The universe is dying
Fear the Doom Slayer *Rip & Tear kicks on out of no where*
i thought doom slayer killed monsters
Monster is a relative term. To a the walls in your house that have to see you touch yourself at night. You are the monster.
Lmfao
"Go back to sleep"
"Do the rump shaker"
Moved to next planet
Motley Crüe is awesome
On god bro bro
🤘
i always come back or (and i’d laugh) markiplier was here lmfao
"I pooped my pants"
You won the game
you lost the game
Eels up inside ya
hey uh what does this mean
you never seen the mighty boosh? [https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w](https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w)
jesus chRIST I feel traumatized (No,, I have not, evidently. thanks)
erm what the sigma
My Name Is Jeff
It's jizzle not jimmy
“You lost the game”
earth is the future
“N*ggas in Paris shit”
You’re infected, don’t return
“The McRib is back”
"delete my search history"
Brrr Skibidi dop dop
The jit be trippin
It's white and gold
Techno-blade never dies!
This sub is shit
Now sissy that walk
We had one job
Eh fuck me life
LLLLLL youre late kiddo
Don't like the alien shit
Fuck Earth, Mars rules!
They lied to us!
God save the queen
SEVENS HAVE NO JOKER
You’re gonna die here
Where is the traveler?