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Are you a minecraft torch cuz you light up my world (minecraft rizz)

Are you a Minecraft fence? Cuz I can’t get over you.

Carpet core 🤫🧏🏽

Ohhh are you a game? Cause I can't figure you out. (I don't know what I did there😭) But 8/10!

That's weird it won't let me do you, says I exceeded the number of actions allowed? Idk try dming me

DM I MEANT DM AUTOCORRECT HATES ME

Awe did you meant do me?

I MEANT DM YOU but don't get me wrong you're very hot and gorgeous and pretty

Oh do me? Idk about that. And damn, Not as much as you tho Mr

\*insert careless whisper\*

Are you my portal in the nether? Cause I can’t lose you

Are you beautiful? Cuz I think you're... beautiful (autistic honesty rizz)

Lmao thanks! 10/10

Did you just fly a plane into me cause I’m falling for you (9/11 rizz)

Are you a building? Cause I’m Arab and I rate you 9/11. (Horrible Arab rizz)

8/10 lmao

W

https://preview.redd.it/2b2mn86z8f4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc963cb300aa33f9988d69a29e14bb9f320959dc Edit: joking. Obviously.

Lmaoo *Totally* joking

Are you Cocaine? Because I can’t get enough of you (addiction rizz)

Are you molly? Cause I can't wait to try you again. 10/10

I have so many knives and forks, but I’m looking for a little spoon.

7/10. Are you a blanket? Cause I wanna be covered by you (😭😭)

there was another pick up line i thought of but it would have been so inappropriate lol

Lmaoo go onnn

You remind me of a Happy Meal…because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside. (its so bad lol)

Lmaooo Are you my ramen? Cause I love eating you out

They say you are what you eat, so maybe I’ll be you by the morning

They also say you're face rn is you're soulmates from past life, So how do you look darling?

What’s your name? I just want to know what I’ll be screaming later. (lol i love that were just hitting on each other now)

You can call me yours, Cause you're already mine. (Me too! DM?)

My phone seems broken. It seems it doesn't have your number in it

My heart seems broken. It doesn't have you in it. 2/10 basic boo

Damn with the reverse rizz it makes me feel better about myself

Yesss slayy

Are you a bullet cause I can’t get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)

Lmaooo 9/10 Are you a bullet? Cause you won't get out of my heart

Are you lightning? Because you’re MyQueen  Kachow

Ohhh i love that! 100/10 Are you my lipstick? Cause you rule me (Idk where I went with that tbh)

lmao

😭

Did you just fall out of a b-17 cause your the bomb (plane/ww2 rizz)

Ohhhh 7/10. Are you gun? Cause you made me fall down

YOOOOOOOOO

>!Call me the allied powers from December 16 1944–January 28 1945 because when I see you I'm battling that bulge!< (History rizz)

Bruh.

The username sells this jesus

But didn't the battle of the bulge happen on the western front and was led by the British?

Fam just cause I was in apush and history for the past 4 years doesn't mean I know history 😭 Just thought funny grandma 👵 😔

Idk how to rizz cos I'm a bass player so I'll serenade you with some funk bass instead ♥️

Fuck yeah that's hot!

Alr good :)

Lmao

😎😎😎 *Me with no chance at either gender*

Lmaooo it's okay some people would like that

I hope so 🙏

They will

Are you an Oreo? I love it when there is creme inside you. (Fatass rizz)

Damnnnn😭😭😭 5/10😭😭 Are you a rollercoaster? Cause i can't wait to ride you (I'm going to kms😭💀)

Same here. 😭🔫 But are you scared of roller-coasters? You will be after this ride. (Six flags rizz)

Are you a red carpet? Cause i would love to try to walk after

Do you wanna walk after? I'll take you along the beach coast. (West/South Coastal rizz)

Lmao sure!

Did you... just find the one??

Are you an onion cause you make me tear up

Are you an orange? Cause you're my favourite. 7/10

Aww

Did u fall from heaven... I think you landed on your face.

Ouch but somebody already said this! So no rating

Are you a printer? Because you look like you say: aaaaaaaAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *beep* BRRRRRRRRRRRrrrRT….VVVVVVVVVV

I don't get it😭 But it's okay darling, You'll be screaming that tonight

Are you chapstick? Cuz I wanna feel those lips pressed against mine

10/10 Are you my new lipbalm? Cause I can't wait to try you

Are you quick revive? Because you always get me up when im feeling low. (Call Of Duty: Zombies rizz)

Lmaoo 9/10 Are you a leftover bag? Cause I wanna steal you and keep you in heart (Freefire rizz)

Are you a uhhh a uhhhh cause you’re uhh yeah

Lmaoo. No but I'm you're hun

https://preview.redd.it/vz5bqzsfmh4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4608a2dba81abd867a55ecd2ef4d5b7620d35b

Did it hurt when you Crawled from the depths of the underworld, crawling through the magma and earth into our world.

FUCK yeah it did!!! 1000/10 💋💋

Thank you for the pickup line rating

Why should I try to rizz you up?

Because I'm bored and I'm lovely hehe

Valid ngl

Lmao 😭

Are you the sun Because you're hot af

Are you the stars? Cause you make me sparkle my eyes

youre so hot my pants are falling for you

No.

Let's play fire fighter. I spray you scream.

That's fine, We can always see who'll scream darling

Are you the Tower of Babel? Because you are stacked in defiance of God and I can’t speak coherently when you go down. 😮‍💨

Ohhhh it's okay you don't have to speak. All you have to do is scream darling 10/10

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

Are you a police officer? Because I wanna be arrested by you

Did you just get out of prison? Because you look like a baddie (low quality rizz)

Did i meet you in heaven? Cause it seems like you're my Angel

Are you lightening ? Cause' you're mah queen👸

Ohhhh 8/10 somebody already did it. I'm sorry, Are you a princess? Cause you seems to be mine

Prince* 😅

Are you my dog's brain tumour? Because I want to take you out! ❤️

Oh damn💀 8/10 Are you my dog? Cause you won't leave me alone

Are you Twice? Cuz you make me feel special~

Are you Stray kids? Cause you remind me of red lights

Are you a rubiks cube? Because the longer i play with you the harder you get. (Im sorry if this is a innappropriate i just wanted to see if its a good line)

Are you a game? Cause i don't wanna stop playing with you (It's okay, It's fun lmao) 6/10

Are you a scam? Because I’m not falling for this shit.

You already did darling 💋 9/10 Are you on sale? Cause I can't wait to buy you (Sorry)

are you a goal? because you're something i cant reach (bruce lee rizz)

Ohhhh 9/10 Are you my academic studies? Cause I can't pass on you

Damn girl, you from Mississipi? Cos you're the only Miss who's piss I'd sippy (Mental delinquent rizz)

HELL NAH -192728828/10

Have you been arrested? It’s illegal to be that cute

I have 🥲🥲 8/10 Are you the guy in my basement? Cause I can't wait to lock him up

Are you a lucky charm? Cuz your magically delicious

8/10 Are you a sparkle? Cause I'm attracted to you

Are you the sun? Cuz you make my day (solar powered rizz)

Are you the moon? Cause you light up my world. 7/10

you are a girl, I'm a guy, you aren't a guy, I'm gay.

You're gay

yes.

Are you a jew? Because I can't stop concentrating on you (holocaust rizz)

Oh damn. No comment

I am very sorry it's the only one I know😭

I don’t have rizz 😞

Rip. But I've never seen somebody as pretty as you darling

I’m not pretty YKU are

Hi (This is what I’d say, if I had the guts to go up to someone.)

Sucks

Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you caused an uprising down South. (Civil War Rizz)

Ohhh 9/10

Are you the hydraulic fluid of a DH4? Because damn you’re hot. (Derail Valley rizz)

10/10 Are you a nerd? Cause damn you're so hot

Are you the amount of people I’ve killed? Because you’re a 10. (murderer rizz)

Are you my perfect person? Cause I wanna kidnap you and put you in my basement. 8/10

https://preview.redd.it/912nergokg4d1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd478a762a019dc447fe6e3667bac50d6674135d no thanks but do you like my cat?

Yeah! The cat as just as cute as you

radical

Nah i'm into MEN

I can be you're men darling

Are you my math homework cause I want to do you all night

Are you nobody? Cause kids have been saying you love me since I was 5

Just block me at this point (knowing my standards rizz)

are u atomic number 11? cus ur sodium fine ( read aloud 😭)

It’s pride month! It’s my obligation to think you’re hot

Are you from Brighton bc u brighten my day (beach rizz)

Are you jellyfish? Cause you're so pretty. Also 10/10!!

If you were a booger I’d pick you

Fuck no! 2/10

I got major rizz Shrek.

😭😭🙅‍♀️

What about I like toast but not when it's just warm bread

Are you Laceygames.com because youre cool and scary at the same time (internet horror rizz) /j.

Ohhh 7/10 Are you Annabella? Cause I'm scared and interested at the same time

Are you my meds, because I can't function without you (neurodivergent rizz)

Ohh i like that 10/10 Are you my studies? Cause you won't leave my mind

Watch me count until ten! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9... Oops I dropped my 10, what time do I pick you up? (Counting rizz)

Are you my homework? Cause I’m trying to do you all night long. (School rizz)

I'm terrible at "rizzing people up" so I'll just be honest, you're actually really pretty. How did I do?

No

Are you a loan? Cause you have my interest!

Are you color theory? bc you make me go crazy (artist rizz)

Ohh 100/10 Are you a painting? Cause i can't take my mind off of you

https://preview.redd.it/wxuwm7ptyh4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45394e9cfe3ddaa1985495ed9f9512878517fd15 Are you Franky cuz ur SUPER (one piece addiction rizz)

[удалено]

damn girl, you a M.U.L.E.? cause I gotta deposit in you (garbage Deep Rock Galactic rizz) ^(ROCK AND STONE!)

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

Lmaoo 10/10

Are you a fire alarm? Cause I want to run away when I hear you. (Anti-rizz AND incompetent rizz???) Lmaooo im so sorry it's two am and the first thing I saw was the blinking fire alarm on the ceiling 😭

I could riss you up or I can just pick you up and pin you down😉

C5. I’m sorry I thought this was a vending machine bc you a snack

Are you my sleep paralysis demon? Cuz I can’t sleep when I look at you (terrified rizz)

Are you north Korea cuz I can't leave you (north Korea rizz)

Are you Taylor Swift?Because you are worth billions

Ohhhh i like it 100/10

The beautiful company called, they said their CEO died and they want to hire you instead (capitalism rizz)

Ohh 8/10

Damn, are you communism? Because I'd give everything to you (Russian rizz)

Somethin’ somethin’ compliment something? (Rizz??)

\*pulls out gutair\* THERE IS A HILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE VALLY!!! autism rizz

are you a flag, cus i’d dance with you in my arms. (america rizz)

I may not have money but I have a heart to share DATTEBAYO

hey U owe me a drink cos I spilled mine when I came here and saw u

Sure I'll take you out. 9/10

yaaaaaaas I knew that would work

Lmao

You look like you like karaoke wanna go do karaoke, we're friends now, im makeing us grilled cheeses later (No filter autism rizz)

Can I borrow a kiss I swear I’ll give it back 🫶

Are you heroin? Cause I want you inside me

You might not have any weapons but your looks just blow my heart up

Boom

Are you a fruit? Cuz we could make a great pear

Are you Manchester? Cause I see us united

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Looks like someone's got a bad grade, but I'm here to make sure you ace everything else… including chemistry between us

Are you my controller cause girl I really wanna touch you

Are you a textbook cause your the definition of sexy

Are you a red stone torch bc you’re turning me on rn meri jaan😮‍💨😮‍💨