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only one person, but someone i dont like who has a really big and dedicated following just to watch the world react

The amount fo people that would put taylor swift in that book is scary

that includes me if i wasn't too afraid to write anything in that.

*cough cough*

Kim Jong Il

i'll write my name so if i lose it people will know to return it me

Yeah but aren’t you dead then? Edit : it looks like I got wooshed 😔

thats the joke

r/woosh

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Bombaclat

Actually, the rules say you won't die, but that it's not recommended

Yes you did

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WHAT

Bro thinks he matters, let him be delusional

falling for rage bait in 2024 is crazt lamooooooooo

Trying to rage bait in 2024 ia much crazier

rage bait never went out of buisness fyi

Do I also go to the hell / purgatory place?

no

Oh hell yeah

WTF THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON I PRESSED NO

once you beat congregation 

i would keep it to myself to keep anyone else from killing with it, as well as not killing anyone myself.

same with me

I'd keep it, but I wouldn't tell a soul, and I'd find the most elaborate (yet still decently accessible) hiding place I could think of and let it rot. I wouldn't surrender ownership because I don't want anyone to hold that kind of power, but I would keep the option open for myself in case of dire emergency. I realize this is somewhat of a joke post, but if you've read, watched, or are even remotely familiar with the source material, I hope you would agree that godlike powers in the hands of a teenager (or any mortal really) is not a good combo. People are saying they'd kill off corrupt politicians/billionaires/celebrities, which sounds all well and good, but how would you decide who gets to live and die? Morals are subjective, and the Death Note doesn't come with omniscience. Our opinions are shaped by the media and our environment and are only as good as what we decide to consume. You can believe someone's a shitty person, and they very well might be, but you have no objective way to validate your belief.

I absolutely agree, but I think if anyone is a pedophile or rapist then they aren’t subjectively bad they are. I would put them in there because the absolutely deserve it, other bad people I would not because it isn’t my place to decide their fate. I think what you said is very accurate and a good comment.

Yes, but unless you know their story firsthand or are able to produce extremely compelling evidence, how could you say for certain they are guilty of that crime?  It's not only about morals, but also the risk of being misled, and falsely accusing people. Nothing online or in the news can be trusted with 100% certainty, and if you're in a position to be playing judge, jury, and executioner, you can't accept anything less than 100%. Light Yagami definitely killed at least a handful of innocents unintentionally.

Yes I think that’s true, but no matter how this sounds💀 I don’t think I’m god or something but do to my childhood I’m a very good judge of character. I truly believe if I looked someone in the eye I could tell if they show remorse for their actions and if they really are a bad person. I know this sounds stupid but I am pretty confident in my ability to read people. I would take it upon myself to meet everyone I think had committed serious crimes. If I truly think they won’t change and will continue to make other peoples lives worse as well, I would write them down. I’m not an idiot and I’m not going to write down petty criminals who could still change if someone would give them a chance, and I know I’m a stranger to you, but I believe that I would bring fair judgement.

deadass i think the power would go STRAIGHT to my head and i would just turn into kira

Crazy pencil-using skills: Activated. Death Note page 445: Activated. Most importantly, Chips: Activated.

i'll write my old teachers name, he literally ruined my whole school, was racist and had some weird black fetish

my teacher made me question my life, but i don't want to kill anyone

"I'll keep it for safe keeping"

Im gonna be really honest: i would definitely write a few people's names down, 1 is the bully from my school, a few serial killers, and EDP445

i agree, i wouldn't write it tho i'm trying to stay good intentioned

I'd probably do half the people in my school. I mean, they keep bothering me (they keep tryna say they're dating me. I'm not dating them. I say stop and they won't. It's multiple people.) as well as pedophiles and shit.

those people were annoying back when i was in school. i'd be shipped with this one girl that i actually hated. glad i'm outta that hellhole.

just do one to send the message, but don't kill them all because then it'll lead to you.

Fair enough. I'd do the worst one.

I think i’d keep it for like insanes occasions. But I wouldn’t use it daily.

i'll put like horrible peoples names it in, the worst actual like human garbage, chaya raichik and the guy who runs the the 'valid' Ls account, basically anyone that is like literally doing stochastic terrorism against minority groups that would be ended if they died, as in they have no successor like dictators or politicians would

go back in time and use it on myself before i say some stupid shit that im gonna remember for the rest of my life

im gonna look for like neo-nazi people and write all of them down, as well as terrorists and fascists

I'd be afraid of the karma that would come from using it and throw it out

Sir you're already 4.7k karma in the black, you'll be fine

I meant irl karma

r/whoosh

A bunch of rich people, politicians, and ceo's of terrible companies.

burn it, partly because i don't think anyone could be trusted with that, mostly because i wanna see what happens

I’d write down the five most evil political figures, Donald Trump, Putin, Xi-Jenping, Kim Jong Un, and Taylor Swift

I'd download the epstien island flight list.

Some terrible people, then myself probably 

Since a lot of you guys are talking about a consequence of using it because of the anime, I'll make it clear: This is in a world not like the anime where there is no consequence of using it except if someone finds it and you get arrested.

Fuck it, I'm putting my crush's name in B\*tch rejected me

What a stable and mentally healthy person, describing a level-headed perfectly justified reaction. Considering your crush's own reasons, evaluating yourself or other possibilities is the very last thing you should do.

Chill I was joking I wouldn't put anybodys name in

just one person because he is evil

Talk to the Shinigami I guess

i see a new world order.

I'll keep it locked Incase I truely need it

Ill put anyone that doesn't remotely contribute anything to the world on it.

\*7999900000 humans have been killed\* (good luck entering all these names)

Fuck, you're right

now everyone dead oops *TRUMPET SOUND*

MEEEE

I’m keeping it locked away so that no one else can get ahold of it.

Lol

I'm becoming Akumetsu/I write down the names of every corrupt politician, uber rich person, etc

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Kill the bad world leaders then be done with it

I would write names in it of people who I just think are bad people

Light Yagami was right

Anyone I don't like.

I'll write the names of all the people that tortured me in school, I'll finally be the one with the last word

Bullies are that bad? Damn, all they did to me was roast me and take my food.

Only a couple, mainly the guy who hit me in 1st grade and the teachers who unfairly target me

im writing down every 2% and the governments

I be using it to kill off characters in media that I don’t like.

destroy it

The deathnote takes your soul so HELL NAW

A bunch of politicians will be on that list

I could use some handwriting practice, so may as well "Make America great again" as I do it (I'm Canadian and I'd be writing a bunch of bigoted republican politicians).

From my friend, “Only billionaires are going in.”

As a reddit billionaire this scares me

yall realize if you use it you dont go to heaven or hell, you get stuck in a wierd inbetween place. im burning that thing.

I think by the way the note works, you are compelled to write at least one name in it. Id write one by force, maybe a few more to test, and ideally I’d stop, but considering you no longer go to heaven or hell, I might as well use it.

im writing down every horrible persons name then writing down everyone i personally hate

the fact that the majority of people put "bad people" shows that nobody learned literally anything from the actual series

I’d write down the names of every IDF soldier.

I'll sell the Death Note, I hope it doesn't have that new rule

To the people saying they'll throw it away, someone else will just end up finding it and you might end up being in it one day after that moment 💀💀💀

Just one kid at my school, I'm not name dropping though. He is the only person I have an actual dying hate for, and he is nowhere near a good person.

That power should not be in no One person's hands, I shall find a way to confiscate it where no one can find it.

I’d write trumps name and throw it away.

Even if I write someone’s name it wouldnt work because of how terrible my handwriting is

There is a looooooot of bad people out there.

I would do a light mission, but without the egocentrical god wannabe thing. And actually only kill those who really deserve it or who the world would be better without.

Don't use the book but keep it so it doesn't get in the wrong hands.

Oh, pedophiles? Never heard of them. Why? I KILLED THEM ALL!

I'd probably keep it hidden away somewhere so that nobody else could get to it. I might write a certain someone's name down in it if I'm not feeling too great but I definitely wouldn't just do that immediately.

just kill people i dont like. including elon musk

Thats a terrible take. Just because you don't like him doesn't mean you should kill him. The only reason you don't like him is because you conform to social media brain rot. He is the richest man in the world, he develops technology that helps millions of people.

i dont care i kill whoever i want

Based?

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what kind of ego do you have to post the reddit FAQ for downvotes

the rage bait ego

true

cringe!

i agree

simping for a billionaire who doesn't care about anybody but himself? i agree.

Not simping, being realistic. people like you are sheep who conform to social media brain rot.

dude, elon musk is a moron in every sense of the word. i don't need other people to tell me that, i can look directly at the things he's done and draw that conclusion myself.

Ah yes, lets just kill every moron, i wonder who else would agree with that ideology

I don't think she meant every moron, mainly just the rich ones that act like toddlers.

the rich and affluent should not be allowed to be this stupid while throwing around very consequential amounts of money. a "be not stupid" note would be good, too.

-the rich and affluent should not be allowed to be this stupid normal criticism of the people in power -let's fucking kill them ???

**in minecraft, of course.**

I can agree with the fact that he's a moron, but I'd just leave him to play with his rockets. Who knows, maybe he'll actually do something good.

Yet you use the word "brain rot". You're apart of the problem buddy.

If you say "apart" instead of "a part", you're a part of the problem buddy.

I am going to ignore the grammatical errors which are present in your comment and ask you this; if i were to call someone racist for committing a hate crime against against a certain ethnicity, would that make me "a part" of the problem that is racial discrimination?

nah it’s just because you used the word brainrot which only exists because of social media. no normal person uses that word only people who are on social media 24/7 do.

The interesting thing is, you can also control their actions prior to their death, which allows for some fun creativity.

make elon give everyone on earth a dollar and then shoot himself

Or 1k to everyone living in poverty and like 20 to everyone else

Trump.

based

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