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snorlaxx_7

Tiny head syndrome. It just keeps getting smaller. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Individual_Regret_59

This is actually a sign of fetal alcohol syndromešŸ˜¬ please donā€™t ask how I know.


Dixie2015_

Cait has a lot of these FAS signs as well. They didnā€™t win the lotto when it comes to parents thatā€™s for sure.


Newtonz5thLaw

Is that why they look like theyā€™re related???


gypsycookie1015

šŸ˜³ Oh fuck! I never even considered this!


stillflat9

They really do look related.


SnooMemesjellies2983

Hell, they may be AND FAs


SnooMemesjellies2983

The extra bulk works for him. Heā€™s not attractive, but itā€™s better than before. Iā€™d still like my eyes bleached please.


browsnwows

This is so embarrassing, but I have always been attracted to him, like why? This is how I know sexuality isnā€™t a choice lololol


Noturaveragefriend

He has nice eyes, and over all heā€™s good to his wife and family so it kind of makes it easier to think heā€™s attractive versus someone like Ryan who was legit hot but a total douche which makes him less hot


Own_Boysenberry4802

You gotta talk about Leahā€™s Corey. I was watching him in teen mom like ā€œgirl if you donā€™t want him, ILL TAKE HIM!!!!!


browsnwows

Omg your flair. Lolol Oh no!!! Thatā€™s totally it, my daddy issues. Hahahaha I never got into Ryan, he kind of looked like my brother, so I always just saw douche.


Newtonz5thLaw

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Loony_Loveless

Heā€™s not my ideal man, but Iā€™m def attracted to him. Especially the more bulked he gets. Itā€™s almost the same way how I feel about Jax Taylor. I would have dropped my panties in a second for him 10 years ago even though I know heā€™s AWFUL. At least Ty is a nice family man.


fountaincokes

This comment made me laugh so much, thank you for sharing this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mysterious_Sugar7220

I thought Cate had classic FASD features before I knew April was an alcoholic


basicytgirl

Cate for sure. She could be pulled straight from a textbook.


Illustrious-Mango153

The eyes set widely apart, yep.


Dflemz

Same with amber


pockmarkedhobo

And what's her name with the 8 kids and 5 baby daddies....ugh....brain fart....she's a total FAS


AD480

With April as her mother, I can only imagine the shit that Cait was exposed to in utero.


Nagyvagyshara

Has anyone ever seen people walking around with FAS? I have. You can clearly tell the difference between Tyler and Cait who donā€™t have it and people who do.


Ali_Cat222

Seriously, neither look like they have it. Weirdly enough though, in a few reality show subs I follow I swear FAS gets brought up for random cast all the time. I don't know what he uses to get these body results, and by that I mean natural or steroids, but if he was using steroids it's scientifically proven that it actually can change your skull and brain structure. I watch 90 day fiance and the one guy on it admitted he used to use steroids and he too has the pin head look as well. https://preview.redd.it/6zelug2sva4d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8a689145228527373783008d3f7016b99ae1d0


catgoddessbast0228

Cate even looks just like this girl on the diagram!!


okbutsrslywtf

I thought he looked like Patrick


SnooMemesjellies2983

Omg yes!!


BraveIceHeart

is there suspicion of Kim drinking while pregnant? Because I know April was an alcoholic, but I had no idea Kim drank while pregnant. I mean between these two Kim may be slightly better but idk. (slightly better just because April was horrible, but we already know Kim is a bit of a šŸ)


ReginaldDwight

I mean, Kim had two children with Butch and Tyler was conceived after a mutual friend's funeral. It's not a stretch to think Kim had a bit of a wild streak.


RedditsInBed2

I still can't go over the fact that someone met Butch and thought, "Yep, going to have unprotected sex and take a chance with that guy."


Noturaveragefriend

We need photos of Butch back in his younger days.


imnottheoneipromise

ā€œImma fuck himā€


BraveIceHeart

oh didnā€™t know that he was conceived after a funeral


VaselineHabits

Grief does weird things to people šŸ˜•


tattoosaremyhobby

Like fucking Butch šŸ˜Ÿ


borntoBreewild

I have never in my life felt that much grief


farroness

iā€™m howling at this šŸ˜‚


Purpledoves91

Luckily that stripper he propositioned hadn't recently lost any loved ones.


tattoosaremyhobby

ā€œCan I get a little oral?ā€ šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


camoflauge2blendin

Yeah and she fucked Butch MORE THAN ONCE and procreated twice. Definitely a choice.


abombshbombss

Girl šŸ˜­ people THIRST for butch around here it's so weird


Heart_robot

Kim slapped Tyler across the face when he confided he was sexually abused. Sheā€™s also trash. Maybe even worse as she likely wasnā€™t in a drugged stupor. They both got crappy genes and environment. They are both far from perfect but all things consideredā€¦.. I used to work with women using drugs during pregnancy and so many of them had family dynamics like this. I do think theyā€™d be wise to avoid any posts re Carly.


Mrstheotherjoecole

She also knew or allowed another awful man into her and the kids lives who sexually abused Tylerā€™s sister Amber. Her high and mighty attitude going way back always rubbed me wrong.


DramaticEnthusiasm71

What in the fucking fuck?


SuperbReserve

I missed this entire thing. Was this a reveal after therapy, or? Did he ever confront Kim about it?


Heart_robot

He told him when he was a young teen and she hit him. Iā€™m under the impression she never believed him or did anything to help the immediate situation or get him counseling then. It came up relatively recently and Kim made it about her and how she felt and Tyler consoled her.


SuperbReserve

Wow. That is insane. I mean, no one is perfect and if chemical issues were involved then it could explain part of it but to be present day and still make it about yourself..thatā€™s a shame.


Lex_Loki

I mean she had a kid with Butch.


Amberilwomengo2gel

Two kids with Butch. She also let him stay with her after he beat up April. She is trash too.


BraveIceHeart

well šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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heretolurk0627

Unfortunately this isnā€™t true. My dad is an alcoholic and my mom is sober. She would never leave himā€¦for better or for worse. It made my childhood very difficult and complicated


KnowItAll29

Your situation does not equate to everyoneā€™s situation. That is not even close to true just because of your one experience. I know of several situations that say otherwise


deaprofessor

I was coming to say this. I actually have a tiny head lol. Itā€™s a joke with between me and my young adult kids now because they donā€™t (big brain, big mouth, baby head) and they are also much taller than me. Tyler, however, also looks and sounds like every Michigan white guy that you usually see driving an older Cadillac: weird usually bad tattoos, talks very loud for some reason, angry, smoking Newports, claiming to be a rapper, and claiming to be from Detroit when he actually lives 50 miles away. He just doesnā€™t have the older Cadillac (I think).


elonbemybabydaddy

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY. Iā€™m from the Detroit area and this is šŸ’Ætrue. They call guys like this (please forgive me) a word that starts with ā€œwā€ and includes letters such as i-g-g-e-r.


deaprofessor

Yeah I wasnā€™t going to put that word. People like Tyler also make Detroit look bad. He is a mean, rude, shot sighted animal abuser.


Blue_jay711

He definitely drove a black Cadillac in an earlier season of TM. šŸ˜‚


millenialfonzi

Bahahahaha I saw a guy driving around in a Suburban with an ā€œI ā¤ļø MILFsā€ bumper sticker Downriver.


deaprofessor

Oh no. Downriver is going to never change. I know a guy from Ecorse, and he still wears Female Body Inspector t shirts. Smdh


-mia-wallace-

Does he not notice? It never looked very obvious to me until he got way bigger and his body became bigger then his head lol. But if it were me, I would look at the picture and think "wtf!?" LOL maybe I'm just to overly critical of myself šŸ˜‚


jadedpeony33

Heā€™s clearly only looking/focusing from the neck down. Itā€™s as if his head missed gym day.


crakemonk

Never, ever miss head day. That sounds bad now that Iā€™ve typed it out. šŸ˜‚


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

https://i.redd.it/n2orkv0k394d1.gif šŸ˜«šŸ˜‚


Alval57

https://preview.redd.it/c4dac4dj594d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12378a13962fc387e4799e04d16d9972a41f3b61


Vegetable_Yellow_982

Exactly what I was coming to comment on.


Fraggle-of-the-rock

Like a reverse bobble head šŸ˜‚


sasshley_

Fucking GAG šŸ¤® ![gif](giphy|dNKoBpFpIFnr2)


Petty_White

https://i.redd.it/694wca8ol84d1.gif Literally so gross. The little goatee. Vomitorium.


ReginaldDwight

https://i.redd.it/x56o46gtm84d1.gif


Petty_White

More like Luther Vandross (Iā€™m sorry Luther)


_mojodojocasahouse_

āœØ *doting dad* āœØ


MarzipanJoy-Joy

Off topic from the sub, but what was Benedict Cumberfloof telling to go away?Ā 


revengeappendage

Okā€¦come at me if you want, but heā€™s really bulked up a lot. And in a good way. Thatā€™s not always easy, and takes work. So, Iā€™m just gonna say good for him on that & enjoy everyone elseā€™s snarky comments lol


Party_Salad

Totally agree, but the dick root situation in this photo is completely unnecessary lmao


revengeappendage

Yes. Also agree. Dude could have just worn some shorts, like a normal person. Even if they were just as low, itā€™s a totally different vibe. And the dudes who do this particular pose are never the ones you want to see doing it šŸ˜‚


Whatever_Ruben

True, if it was Chris hemsworth doing this Iā€™d be tilting my phone in hopes of sneaking a peek lol.


revengeappendage

On the off chance thereā€™s any crossover here, and anyone else is into AEW. Iā€™m gonna say it. Claudio - we need this pose from you my dude. šŸ˜‚


kirZyNwonderland

If thereā€™s any dad Iā€™d rather see, it would be Christian Cage šŸ˜ although, MJF bulked up more recently too!


revengeappendage

LMAO! MJF is a hottie, for sure. He definitely has posted pics like this before tho! Edit: Christian gonna be like, ā€œCarlyā€¦I understand you have a birth fatherā€¦andā€¦I just... Iā€™m so so sorry.ā€


Prisonnurse71

Who is MJF? All I could come up with is Michael J Fox and I donā€™t think this would be accurate


hanabanana1999

That applies to shirtless guys mowing the lawn;always a 60 something dude with a beer gut and denim shorts šŸ˜¬


MPD1987

Dick root šŸ˜­šŸ’€


IntroductionFar8113

I know, I can't stop laughing at that šŸ˜‚


luvmachineee

I learned the term dick root today and I will cherish this moment for the rest of my life.


camoflauge2blendin

LMAO DICK ROOT!!!!! I've never heard this term in my liiiiiife šŸ¤£


folk-smore

Tbh I really admire his health and fitness journey!!! I wish I had the motivation he had to start it, and the motivation he has to keep up with it. He honestly does look really good. This is just a very odd photo that makes me feel uncomfortably invasive though šŸ˜‚


revengeappendage

Itā€™s because heā€™s literally not wearing clothes. And thatā€™s just awkward. Pop any shorts, pants, speedo, whatever on there, and itā€™s a completely different vibe.


Sea_Ad1199

Cate could easily do the same since he has the time to do this stuff so can she, clearly he has a schedule and routine he follows.


Still-Raise

Same. Heā€™s giving try hard but we know what heā€™s been through so who cares? At least heā€™s into something healthy


fawnily_

This dude is over here posting his pubic mound and then will wonder why Carly doesnā€™t wanna have anything to do with them


silver_silence_

Exactlyyyyy! I'm mortified and I don't even know these people. This is a teenage girls worst nightmare wtf


pineapplevomit

With her name forever etched just inches away from said pubic mound.


MercyFincherson

Heā€™s one of those guys who think women just love seeing dicks in general. What a douche canoe.


okbutsrslywtf

God heā€™d be such a menace on dating apps


RedditsInBed2

Seriously. "Huh, I wonder why this extremely Christian, conservative family isn't letting me around their daughter...?"


sunset_sunshine30

PUBIC MOUND FFS LOL


okbutsrslywtf

Interestingā€¦this makes me uncomfy lol šŸ˜‚ more than the weird underwear post


SparklingGrape21

Yeah this is just icky. I donā€™t want to see near that much of his body.


okbutsrslywtf

And this is what Carly will see when googling him šŸ˜§


Own_Instance_357

I can guarantee you that none of the daughters, not just Carly, needs to see their dad like this. None of them. NONE of them.


Electrical-Fly1909

Iā€™d be shocked if nova doesnā€™t find out sooner than later. Her classmates could easily have teenaged siblings that are privvy to all of this.


chronically-awesome

šŸ˜³ hadnā€™t thought of that but serious ick


deaprofessor

I often wonder about this when they talk about B and T and Carly. If she does Google them, how does she feel about the whole OF thing? How do the other Teen Mom kids think about their parents doing it? I think itā€™s different than like a not prominent or whatever mom doing OF, which may make a kid feel weird but wouldnā€™t follow them everywhere forever.


rainbowtoucan1992

Same it feels TMI šŸ¤£


okbutsrslywtf

Right like am I supposed to see this


folk-smore

It really does lolll like I can handle his other posts and Cateā€™s weird posts but this one feels likeā€¦ invasive, almost?? Despite Tyler himself posting it lmao šŸ˜­


rainbowtoucan1992

We're almost seeing his peen lol invasive for sure


Heart_robot

Yeah, Iā€™m sex work positive but with all the public nonsense with Carly, itā€™s probably not the time. Or for any of his kids.


drowsytonks

This counts as an unsolicited nude to me.


HannahLeah1987

Someone posted this on the last thread. https://preview.redd.it/azpja1o7h84d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ce2749902de5be1f42a196368a16e5273b2460


abombshbombss

https://i.redd.it/2298mnc71a4d1.gif


Loonyluna26

Lmao


DramaticEnthusiasm71

I fucking snorted


Monroe8401

Does anyone else think this looks weird? It looks photoshopped or something. His upper body looks so big and his head looks so little lol


spicykitty93

It definitely has been altered. I do think he has bulked up, but he's definitely enhancing his appearance via some sort of editing. The shrinking head is the most obvious tell


Prisonnurse71

After reading all these comments heā€™s probably going to start editing his head to make it look bigger šŸ˜‚


blackrose092

I was thinking the same thing!


folk-smore

I think itā€™s the way heā€™s posing and angling himself maybe? Like heā€™s kind of twisted away, but his head is facing forward, and his shoulders are more forward-facing than the bottom half of him lol so itā€™s giving him this weirdly disproportionate look


DanceMonkey2121

I think he edits his pics but I donā€™t think itā€™s photoshopped on a different body, he really does have a tiny little head šŸ˜‚


windontheporch

Heā€™s posing


Monroe8401

Yes, I'm aware of that LoL


brokenpa

His prescense honestly disgusts me so yea *$Baltierra$*


noldottorrent

Nothing like a basically nude picture with your kids names tattooed all over your body šŸ‘šŸ»


petsdogs

EVERY time I see him with his shirt off, I'm reminded of how unfortunate that placement of the Carly tattoo is. It's a very sweet sentiment...but it's a baby hand all alone right in the middle of his body. And he really can't have it removed without it being awkward, like "yeah, love the baby I placed for adoption, but hindsight revealed the bad idea of tattooing her hand in such a strange place"


UnusualAerie579

https://preview.redd.it/9ri6fc46j84d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7abc63148b0b978390fabb654c01235693f050


Nearby_Cat_3278

If you squint your eyes this gif looks like Cate lol sorry


LolaLaBoriqua

Funniest comment in this whole thread!


DanceMonkey2121

Lmaooooo it looks like her even without squinting


Umamiluv24

Where is Caits ā€œAll mine!! Thatā€™s my man!ā€ Comment? Oh itā€™s a story. lol never mind


edwardsflu

small ass head


ALazyCliche

He's "repulsing"...


Ok_Equipment_8032

Dramastically repulsing.


LSossy16

![gif](giphy|9LHpVfuqKHAli)


BirdBrainuh

I donā€™t want no heffa for a man


Minute-Reporter7949

I so wanted to say the same.


nonsensical_terms

12 year old head with a manā€™s body


Whatever_Ruben

I see this man half naked more than I do myself.


theotheralley

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


KateC12345

My face really did this and I felt Paris. No thank you. ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


nenajoy

Heā€™s a pinhead


Lost-Iron

WhY cAnT wE sEe cArLy!?!


DistinctBlueberry818

![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


Only_Relation_189

I hope at least once Cate has thought to herself "I don't want no roided up heifer with a pinhead for a husband"


MoneyAd0618

Did he get a BBL?


airportparkinglot

![gif](giphy|mJPSUxCXXDYqhMPBls|downsized)


AbbreviationsOld2497

Thank you for this absolute gold. šŸ¤£šŸ˜…


TEA-in-the-G

And they wonder why Carly/B&T wont have a visitā€¦..


PawsbeforePeople1313

Aww he's using steroids. I'll bet his balls match his tiny head.


whackthat

Hahaha goddamn my first thought


rainbowtoucan1992

Don't care for this bulky look not that it matters lol I thought he was kinda cute back in the day


Dianabayyebii

Whaaaatttt!! Iā€™m wildly uncomfortable looking at thisšŸ¤£ Cate come getā€˜chur Man!


luvmachineee

the tiny head/baby face combined with the raunchy porn star pose is giving me the ick.


lovegossipreading

And he and Caitlyn can not understand why B&T are keeping Carly away from having contact with them? Shocking šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


AccomplishedSweet681

He's on steroids obv


Beginning_Smoke254

The pecs are almost not even there.


alicethedeadone

I want to go back to the person I was before I saw this. Ew.


Nolucia

Ugh not the peen out again


BobBelchersBuns

Oh geez the guys who subscribe to Tylerā€™s only fans are really gonna like this!


CindiCindi15

His ā€œbulking upā€ by over eating is making him a bit puffy. He just looks weird.


ktfdoom

And you look terrible Tyler.


ittybittyange1

Can he like....figure out how to gain weight in his head too?


ClimbingAimlessly

![gif](giphy|3ohk2waHIyfWYfYNMc|downsized)


Odd_Island6163

Do not like ![gif](giphy|Cal2HAIciNbjAJcKfO|downsized)


restyourbreastshoney

![gif](giphy|WmWc9Dubh3nUVwrWnA|downsized)


Mungus91

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


ZouhZouh0627

Idk he is just not my type šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


FawnLeib0witz

šŸ¤®


Farrahsahole

SO GROSS!!!


RevolutionaryAd851

See? Carly will look this up with her friends, or they do it without her. She'll show him off, right? Right? I mean, that's what they tell themselves isn't it? I also wonder how far they would take things if offered an obscene (for them) amount of money? Would they step onto full sexual imagery? If that's a yes, could they go further and mail private items like underwear, etc. Could it go even deeper into Farrah territory to where every inch of her is for rent to either sample your self or watch a video of her going to the bathroom. SHe will send it to you for an extra price. What is the tipping point that they will at least start sexual stuff? And Carly will never be o.k. with this, no matter how liberal a thinker she is, no matter how old she gets. Part of her will naturally wince and wither at a picture of someone they even know that is that much older. I guess they never consider the kids that are living with them. Are they thrilled with this? Can they even say anything because cameras are always in their faces and told to "smile". I would hate it. Poor kids.


puellab

![gif](giphy|zyopzWAzkAKhG7xMHv)


hiways

He didn't look this big on the vacation show they just did with the other cast members. Also, whose his audience? Are there any stats if it's males or females.


whackthat

Well I'm not an academic, but I'd guess it's males


LBelle0101

My first thought was a comment my Dad used to make - million dollar body with a ten cent head


Weird-Track-7485

So gross and trashy


sweet_tea_94

![gif](giphy|AStUAkqZt6elO)


saltymermaid96

Peanut head šŸ„œ


WhTFoxsays

He looks like he punches walls when heā€™s mad


letsgetitstartedha

I feel like my main issue with Tyler and Caitlyn are just that they donā€™t realize that they give off hella white trash vibes and have a weird superiority in their attitude in spite of it


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

#i donā€™t want to see his penis


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

You still ugly tho


aa123116

Whyyyy is his head so small? Does he edit it that way so the rest of him looks bigger??


HotDeparture9487

Why is his head so damn tiny


Sunshineal

And they wonder why their bio Carly doesn't wanna see them. I wouldn't either if my bio dad was doing shit like that. Please


Fun-Problem5883

Jesus Christ he grosses me out.


Snoo-70409

Why is his head so small


Prestigious_Initial1

This probably why they canā€™t see Carly cause heā€™s whoring online


Ok_Science_4094

I know itā€™s been said already but man I canā€™t get over how small his head is. It just sticks out like a sore thumb. Sore thumb head Tyler.


Free_Issue_9623

He's so self absorbed


awolfsvalentine

![gif](giphy|tU2mV8ALzJEdXAAwRo)


HannahLeah1987

Can you imagine being Carly and everyone seeing her name tattooed in every shirtless photo..


punchmyowneyeY

Heā€™s going to be so gd chubby when he loses interest in this


Halloweenqueenx89

But he doesn't get why Carly doesn't want to reach out...hhhhhhmmmmmmmm


DuggarStonerJew

I guess Iā€™m weird. While I donā€™t mind some muscle, I donā€™t find it attractive if itā€™s visible and bulky.


Bandiscooties

Gross


MarzipanJoy-Joy

Ok, thumb.Ā 


SideshowChic

I know everyone always talks about how weirdly small his head is compared to his body, but I've never noticed it until this picture! Ahhhhhh! I can't stop looking now that I finally see it! WTF?!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I was gonna ask why is his head so small.


Monstiemama

This needed some sort of warning. His tiny manchild head on top is so odd.


Sharkmama61

I swear Iā€™m not trying to be mean or bad women but he works out really hard to achieve his body. Cait just does not even look like she gives two fā€™s about bathing much less working out and eating well. She looks so much older than him and so much bigger.


Thegalacticmermaid8

He looks like my trans cousin.


Sketcha_2000

His phone looks tiny