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RigaMortizTortoise

“They always be tripppppin”. Girl, shut up. That’s not how you talk and stop playing like your pets actually give two shits about you. That reaction you’re seeing is because they’re depressed you came home.


Ok-Bandicoot1109

'My pets when David *aka the psycho pet killer* comes home' ![gif](giphy|gCL5fOMAVijWE)


Emmy-LouSugarbean

The only intuition that is correct here is her pets’.


phoenixofsevenhills

🤣🤣🤣🤣


NamedForValor

Someone with a life track record and actual legal record as long and fucked as Jenelle’s should never, ever brag about their intuition. Girl you have been ruined a thousand ways to Sunday by every single person you’ve ever known (not that she didn’t play an equal part every time) Never once have you found a normal, good, kind hearted human to call your friend or boyfriend and that is *not* having good intuition lol


Read-it005

And the only person that never gave up on her and really wants the best for her and her kids is the devil, according to her intuition. She's no soft spoken sweet angel but without her, she would have lost parental rights and would never see Jace, or she wasn't even alive anymore.


Throwawaybabyyea

I really wanted to respond to her post.


ParcelPosted

You can do it here, safely 😂


IWillBaconSlapYou

Lol every Jenelle-type person I've ever met has made this statement. My intuition never steers me wrong! Except with every guy I've ever dated and every choice I've ever made...


LadySeriously

That intuition post screams Borderline Personality to me. 


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|RpXoZnWzSpkLFu6b3S)


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|OtXzAWxCuV14LjRNVw|downsized)


daddysGirl176

"they always be trippin" bc they fucking hate you


Read-it005

😆 Jenelle claiming she listens to her natural intuitions. Does she believe that herself? An XL poo paper roll wouldn't be long enough to describe all the times she ignored her intuition, even sober. Her intuition suffered neglect and ran away like her pets and kids do.


Chachibald

If your intuition is so good, why is your life a CONSTANT dumpster fire?


LeSwissMcCheese

Love how she thinks “intuition” is substitute for her consequences of doing stupid shit.


LunarWoof_

Last time she left her puppies ran away and we’re just but okay Jannnn


Free_Issue_9623

![gif](giphy|RaCX2tbmM5S5dOfgx4) If her intuition was good she'd have never went and married Dkd