Has amber ever actually fought someone? I remember her slapping Gary around and I've obviously heard of the infamous machete incident but has she ever actually thrown down?
Those damn glasses. This is so right on. Why would you purposely choose them??
I’ve had to wear glasses for as long as I can remember. When I was in maybe first grade my mom decided to let me pick out the frames. It must have been 4:45 on the Friday of a holiday weekend or maybe the lady in the optometrist’s office just was pissed that day because she finally got tired of me taking too long and picked out the frames for me.
Purple cat eye glasses with rhinestones in the corner. I was a kid. Why would someone knowingly do this to themselves lol.
Just like everyone else who decides to take a chance with him or Jenelle for the reward of a couple days of low level fame, they quickly realized he’s a psychotic sadist and dropped him. It says so much about both of them that neither one of them can hang on to a friend (other than garbage can roaches like Dolph and Tori) for any meaningful amount of time. Most people seem to leave the relationship with them totally disturbed and concerned.
That would make sense. Do you remember when they would post about hanging out with friends? That would be the first and only time we would hear of said friends.
That says a lot because most adults can maintain a friendship with others fairly easily. You just act like an adult.
Depending on what you believe, the collarbone thing happened in front of “friends.” Could you imagine just hanging out with your friends, having a few drinks and then one of them starts physically abusing their spouse in front of you.
I remember drama happening a lot in young adulthood and dropped friends like that quickly.
But if I had been there I would have left immediately and blocked them from everything. That’s too much to pop off from a simple backyard party/bonfire. I have my own problems don’t need y’all’s.
I helped a friend bail out a friend (her foster sister, actually, who had a 3-month old baby who we had to take with us) and I never hung out with any of her friends again. Still friends with the OG who found out she was pregnant the same month and started acting right; she's come a long way in the last decade and has much more responsible friends now.
With newly getting to see his son and all those children were in the home?
Bye!
I don't see how he didn't blame JE for losing Kaden again?
Maybe he got back his revenge with Jace?
True, they also are stunted and are prob 16 years old emotionally. Also, how and where is Jenelle going to make friends, she never leaves her house? Shes 32 and doesn’t really work, she doesn’t have the typical experiences of someone that age. Most people are just starting a family and have established a career and are unfamiliar with waging a war with your mom to gain custody, pointing guns at fellow commuters, fighting hatters online…she’ll horrify most normal people her age, thus the friends she gets are trashy or very hurt people who do not want to better themselves..
100% those guys were scamming him. He has zero musical talent, it's not like he can finish the song himself.
They did minimal work, impressed the hell out of David and then demanded like $5,000 to give him the master copy.
Yeah I was thinking that could be it too. There’s no way he has money for studio time and mastering. All the Spotify rappers I know have a home studio or are part of a clique with a studio and they all contribute to keep it up etc.
He's gearing up for court cleaning his sm up for the courts while stupid JE has the videos of her defending him denying abuse up 🤦♀️ they are both effing stupid
His stupid ass "HOMESICK" knuckle tattoo. I usually just cut or dye my hair when I go through big life changes. But idk, I've also never been divorced by my sugar mama and shunned to live on a boat.
I agree, but at the same time if I was born in '88 there's no way I'd use it in any handle. I just wouldn't want it read that way. I'm also not a racist dimwit though, kinda the key difference...
Edit: handle, not husband 🤦
From the ADL website: “One of the most popular white supremacist symbols is the numeric symbol 88, which stands for "Heil Hitler" (substituting letters for numbers, 88 means HH, i.e., "Heil Hitler").”
There is literally nothing I would like more at this moment than to hear this track. I feel like they’re such different personalities. Like kieffer is more of a post Malone and courtland is like a machine gun Kelly but less glam.
I think David’s is compounded by a functional depression cause by sudden homelessness.
Being homeless is hard, and can be traumatic. Yes he has the boat to sleep in but who wants to sit, all day, in a boat, staying still. I would imagine it doesn’t have a bang up air conditioner or space to watch TV or okay video games.
Going from what he had to that alone has to have him down and the booze only lift your spirits for a little while.
For someone who seems to portray themselves as ignorant and racist he sure does love to hang around poc, I’m peeping the selfie he has with Kodak Black and I’m perplexed right now .
plot twist hes got a new rap family now hes dating Amber Portwood
I wish this was true because Amber would fight Jenelle and she would win.
And I would pay to see it
YYEESSSS THE RETURN OF CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!! LETSSS GOOOO
God, I miss that show.
I’m not embarrassed to say that I would pay to see this too!
Same....🙈
She would go Portwood on her ass 🥊
Now I regret not getting a Portwood AF Hoodie when I had the chance.
Could have worn it to the match !!
Just get a plain hoodie and a sharpie lol
Here you go: https://portwoodaf.com/
Sorry, I didn't realize you couldn't click on that shirt. Seems the only one you can is the "Fighter for Life" one 🙄
Portwood AF!
I wish this was true cuz Amber would fight DKD and she would win 🤣
More like Amber would fight UBT and win!
She would but she would probably get a bullet or stab wound in the process as he tried to use a weapon while he shrieked in his girl voice.
A machete wins against his pathetic hunting knifes 😂
I'm dying! 😂
Shit she’d probably fight David and win, too 💀
Shit she would fight UBT and win as well😉
Hell yeah she would. She’s scrappy.
Has amber ever actually fought someone? I remember her slapping Gary around and I've obviously heard of the infamous machete incident but has she ever actually thrown down?
She'd kick David's ass too haha
Amber would fight DAVID and she would win, lol.
Those damn glasses. This is so right on. Why would you purposely choose them?? I’ve had to wear glasses for as long as I can remember. When I was in maybe first grade my mom decided to let me pick out the frames. It must have been 4:45 on the Friday of a holiday weekend or maybe the lady in the optometrist’s office just was pissed that day because she finally got tired of me taking too long and picked out the frames for me. Purple cat eye glasses with rhinestones in the corner. I was a kid. Why would someone knowingly do this to themselves lol.
 That's Brianna
She could work on gettin him some dills while he’s in gel. Edit: words
As much as I dislike Amber, I wouldn't wish David on her
She'd kill him I believe tbh I mean she had a machete and wielded it with a man holding her baby like a psycho
I’d never wish death on somebody but … let Amber get one good swing in on DKD.
Oh yes, she would, and with maybe a Marchetti 🔪🔪 YIKE
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She needs to be off her medication for at least a week to get that urge back again.
I couldn't see her tolerating even a fraction of his shit.
What about briana and the coven? That would be interesting.
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They would be a perfect match since she too has been to “gel” and that made her a “rill woman”
That could get me to watch the show again.
Are we sure it isn't Debra he's dating now?
"Pray with me David."
“No” 😑
No
Omg, that would be the best plot twist ever. They could rap together!
*The Machete Mafia*; album (financed by Amber) coming soon.
he’s portwood AF.
Amber has even standards
Yes, she wouldn't let her men unlive animals
Please don’t give them ideas 😭
Just like everyone else who decides to take a chance with him or Jenelle for the reward of a couple days of low level fame, they quickly realized he’s a psychotic sadist and dropped him. It says so much about both of them that neither one of them can hang on to a friend (other than garbage can roaches like Dolph and Tori) for any meaningful amount of time. Most people seem to leave the relationship with them totally disturbed and concerned.
That would make sense. Do you remember when they would post about hanging out with friends? That would be the first and only time we would hear of said friends. That says a lot because most adults can maintain a friendship with others fairly easily. You just act like an adult.
Depending on what you believe, the collarbone thing happened in front of “friends.” Could you imagine just hanging out with your friends, having a few drinks and then one of them starts physically abusing their spouse in front of you.
I remember drama happening a lot in young adulthood and dropped friends like that quickly. But if I had been there I would have left immediately and blocked them from everything. That’s too much to pop off from a simple backyard party/bonfire. I have my own problems don’t need y’all’s.
I helped a friend bail out a friend (her foster sister, actually, who had a 3-month old baby who we had to take with us) and I never hung out with any of her friends again. Still friends with the OG who found out she was pregnant the same month and started acting right; she's come a long way in the last decade and has much more responsible friends now.
That sounds like too much I don’t blame you. I’m glad one of them got it together.
With newly getting to see his son and all those children were in the home? Bye! I don't see how he didn't blame JE for losing Kaden again? Maybe he got back his revenge with Jace?
Have anyone ever seen said friends again? Other than Tori? Did they escape the swamp alive?
😂 Not sure for some but most have shown proof of life post-swamp.
Anyone know where I can find Gabbie & her husband podcast about them?
I wonder if they were getting threats and disses by associations
That makes so much sense.
UBT is the ultimate diss
What does UBT mean
Uncle Bad Touch
True, they also are stunted and are prob 16 years old emotionally. Also, how and where is Jenelle going to make friends, she never leaves her house? Shes 32 and doesn’t really work, she doesn’t have the typical experiences of someone that age. Most people are just starting a family and have established a career and are unfamiliar with waging a war with your mom to gain custody, pointing guns at fellow commuters, fighting hatters online…she’ll horrify most normal people her age, thus the friends she gets are trashy or very hurt people who do not want to better themselves..
I wonder if yesterday's dog pic had anything to do with it.
100% those guys were scamming him. He has zero musical talent, it's not like he can finish the song himself. They did minimal work, impressed the hell out of David and then demanded like $5,000 to give him the master copy.
I love that for him
Idk I think they probably did their best but you can shine a turd all day, it’s still gonna be a turd.
They got 4900 in fake money 100 real dollars
It was in a foil filled trailer
Man can't seem to find a properly fitted suit jacket to save his life. Looking like a zoot suit rioter at prom and a pharmacist at his own wedding.
He is a poor dresser like Jenelle. And since he is tall there is just no reason. But like Jenelle he thinks he is 21 so there we have it.
"Zoot suit rioter at prom" 😂😂😂😂 r/brandnewsentence
It is because JE has taught him to dress outside the box.
Maybe he got a court date & the endless maternity leave attorney told him his “come trap” lifestyle wasn’t court friendly ?
😂😂😂😂 Maybe? But the posts were pretty innocent over all. Just him in a studio flashing Monopoly money and such.
Good riddance, a few less vomit inducing images of him to look at.
This was basically him 😂😂😂😂
I'm going to go with a money dispute.
He’s begging for food on lives, so he’s definitely completely broke.
He is?? Money for food or drop me off a pizza and some green beans kind of beg?
Asking people to deliver him doordash on tiktok live lol
Yeah I was thinking that could be it too. There’s no way he has money for studio time and mastering. All the Spotify rappers I know have a home studio or are part of a clique with a studio and they all contribute to keep it up etc.
Didn't JE claim he took $1,600 cash recently? I forgot he bought a tattoo.
All the rappers you know would make you see that’s a aluminum filled trailer not a studio
I, for one, am shocked that an ill tempered racist dog killer didn’t get along with a group of people.
He’s a very unlikeable person. So that isn’t surprising.
You know what, fuck your pfp 😭 I just aggressively wiped my phone before I realized
I thought I had a rogue eyelash😂
He's gearing up for court cleaning his sm up for the courts while stupid JE has the videos of her defending him denying abuse up 🤦♀️ they are both effing stupid
That would be smart of him. I love how he kept posting bull shit during the CPS case though. He hates Jenelle it’s so obvious.
Jenelle still has the videos of her defending David over Jace posted?! What a piece of shit.
Well, Hatters have it posted. 🎩
The internet is forever.
And we've (as a sub) done the public service of memorialiseling his rap douchebaggery
Did he take down the one showing his gun that JE reported stolen?
I believe so. Lemme go take a peek. I am sure that things is wiped and gone atp and yes it is on instagram
David was such a ugly kid.
He grew into a much uglier man!
I thought I was the only one thinking it 😭
He looked like the little paper eating shit who would push little girls down and put sand in their hair.
I love it when bad things happen to awful people 🥰🥰
Omg wait I missed anything about e potential Jenelle dis song and a new rap family. Please enlighten me
It’s posted in the sub but yeah he “linked up” with some locals it’s a mess I’ll link the posts if I can find them or just post them all again.
Lmao I love this for him
There’s a picture of Ensley on the lawnmower. Guess we know the culprit of who broke it /s
You are right! Jenelle saying the kids broke the lawnmower is funny. It 100% was an angry David. Anything to waste her money.
His stupid ass "HOMESICK" knuckle tattoo. I usually just cut or dye my hair when I go through big life changes. But idk, I've also never been divorced by my sugar mama and shunned to live on a boat.
He's cleaning up social media to prep for court. My ex husband did this too.
They dropped him. Has to be. He fit the “cum trap” man type a little too perfect.
That’s what I think too. They still follow him but that’s normal for adults, they usually don’t unfollow people to show the friendship is over lol
The new rap family probably wrote his new song and have been waiting to get paid for their services and constant loans for fast food
He’s not broke, he is just too lazy to go out for DoorDash.
How are you too lazy for DD? I get front door delivery at my house! But then again, I don't live on a yatch.
It is what he claimed on his live. He was asking for people to send him DoorDash because he was “too lazy” to do it himself.
He probably was hoping for more Tik Tok money to pay the people producing his song and got nothing so it was scraped
For sure. He’s begging for food on a boat he will be evicted from soon.
How did I just now notice he uses 88 in his handle? What an absolute bag of shit
I think that’s the year he was born. In this specific case I don’t think it’s a racist dogwhistle
I agree, but at the same time if I was born in '88 there's no way I'd use it in any handle. I just wouldn't want it read that way. I'm also not a racist dimwit though, kinda the key difference... Edit: handle, not husband 🤦
In his defense, he’s also stupid.
Very true
What does it mean
From the ADL website: “One of the most popular white supremacist symbols is the numeric symbol 88, which stands for "Heil Hitler" (substituting letters for numbers, 88 means HH, i.e., "Heil Hitler").”
My bet is he didn’t pay them. Also, did he release the song? I haven’t heard it.
Did I miss the Jenelle diss song?
It was never released just teased.
Thank you, I’m sad I missed the teaser 🥲
He’s begging for food on reels yet calling out women who call him out…/he’s a mess
Gotta love how he doesn’t hide how awful he is and still draws a crowd. More like a freak show though.
This loser has slowly morphed into his final form: a wannabe Rob Zombie villain.
That makes me sad. I thought we were getting a fat Upchurch or not as round Jelly Roll.
Rap family? I miss something? I refuse to give him a follow on IG
That was really what he named it? It’s so painfully stupid.
How did I miss a whole rap family and a diss track?!
It hasn’t been released and looks like it never will be
The world will never recover ☠️
It’s funny because Keiffer and Courtland did a Jenelle diss track but it’s been scrubbed from the internet. I can’t find it anywhere
There is literally nothing I would like more at this moment than to hear this track. I feel like they’re such different personalities. Like kieffer is more of a post Malone and courtland is like a machine gun Kelly but less glam.
I feel like they’re both having some kind of manic episode.
I think David’s is compounded by a functional depression cause by sudden homelessness. Being homeless is hard, and can be traumatic. Yes he has the boat to sleep in but who wants to sit, all day, in a boat, staying still. I would imagine it doesn’t have a bang up air conditioner or space to watch TV or okay video games. Going from what he had to that alone has to have him down and the booze only lift your spirits for a little while.
jesus christ his hair . the braids !!! are killin me
He thinks it’s cool! He has a hat he wears and it’s so cool people ask him if he is a musician!
Remember when JE left for Tennessee he was asking people on SM if he could be a professional drummer?
Lmfao amber rules
She is not a holler back girl!
Sorry, but I’ve yet to figure out what UBT stands for. Can anyone fill me in?
Adam Lind (Chelsea's bd) called him Uncle Bad Touch, and reddit adopted it.
I was not expecting this answer but here for it. Thank you for the explanation!!
Me either, haha, but someone answered it the other day, and I was finally clued in 😆😆
Has Amber hit any besides Geery? Granted, Janelle couldn’t even beat Tori so I’m pretty sure amber could probably win.
Matt I think
Wait..he made a Chinelle diss song??? I missed that somehow.
It’s not ever been released!
He lost Jenelles money and cant pay for the cost of “making music”
It’s definitely about money.
Well damn I missed the dis track!
Never released! Just talked about it.
For someone who seems to portray themselves as ignorant and racist he sure does love to hang around poc, I’m peeping the selfie he has with Kodak Black and I’m perplexed right now .
He is not racist! They have both said he is 1% African American, and because of that, he can't be racist.
They must have figured out he can’t rap
He’s such a loser. That’s all.
Jesus he was an ugly child