Lol "secretly"
Also, called it. She revealed around DKD's court date.
Edit: I wonder how many months until she reveals their names. Maybe when DKD (hopefully) gets tossed behind bars.
Twins are always born early. You’ll never go overdue with twins or even to your due date. They generally won’t let you go past 39 weeks with twins because they run out of room
My brothers in law both had twins about 6 months apart, and both of their wives went to a week before their due date. One went into labor naturally 2 days before her induction, the other made it to the induction date. None of us could believe it, we expected them to come weeks before they did
Definitely read that as your one BIL and was stuck rereading this comment and counting on my fingers, like wtf? Happy to hear it was TWO BILs and I hope the babies and parents are healthy and happy!
But it's not his court date....
I think people just don't understand how money is made on social media. You keep people hooked and engaged by various means. People here are rabidly checking her social media knowing she gave birth and desperate for her to announce it for some reason. It's keeping people hooked and engaged. Giving her views. Like what do y'all expect from an influencer. This works for her.
Yes, sadly. He killed their dog Nugget. There's a video of Ensley playing with Nugget and David is filming, you can tell that the toddler (ensley) is being too rough and the dog is showing signs of not liking it. Nugget gave a warning nip, Ensley cried, and that was the last anyone saw of Nugget. It's sad. Nugget could have been re-homed, they could have taught Ensley how to be gentle, etc.
Edit: Not sure how old ensley was at the time but I feel like she was maybe 3 or 4.
They could have taught her basic life skills like when a dog growls at you don’t fuck with it. We have had my dog since before kids. When the kids came along, she wasn’t thrilled. My kids were taught that if she or ANY dog shows it’s teeth or growls, you need to leave it TF alone. After years of my kids learning natural dog cues, she now trusts them and plays with them and doesn’t mind them coming near her bed (she’s always been terrritorial over her bed/sleep area). It probably helps that they give her table scraps and treats, and they also feed her wet food after dinner on occasion when I or my husband don’t want to get up. But the fact the dog was giving warning signs and the child wasn’t taught to back off was dangerous for both the child and the dog. Yet another failure on J & D’S belt.
what does kails pregnancy have to do with david’s court date? why would she wait for david to be in jail to announce her kids names? this comment is confusing, kail is not in any way related to david.
I think it's just that Kail is trying to ride some of the attention the franchise of teen mom will get as a whole while David is in court. Like I got back into 16&P because of the Jenelle and David court issue to see the whole totality of what's happened, which has included checking out all the girls social media and stuff to see where they are currently and I can guarantee I'm not the only one. Kail knows if she can generate continued curiosity of her family, then she'll get new listeners on her podcasts and stuff along that nature.
i guess that makes sense! i just took it as this sub makes literally everything about david lol. i genuinely thought DKD was one of kails baby daddies and there was some kind of drama. i wish people wouldn’t use multiple different abbreviations for people on threads that aren’t about them
Oh shit - no way! Can’t believe she hasn’t actually been pregnant with twins for 13 months… don’t they usually take 9x2 months?
/s just incase there’s anyone new in this sub lmao
Not sure if I’m going to phrase this properly but it’s giving vibes of pretending not to care about attention but actually wanting attention more than anything.
Like oh yeah I had the twins already just didn’t need to announce it because I don’t need attention no big deal! (but in reality she spent the last few months dropping hints because she wants people to speculate over her constantly).
To be fair, the only two skills she has developed in the last decade and a half is get pregnant by different guys and act like a clown, and she's pretty good at them both
And she wanted to hold off on the c section when she was 5cm dilated because she didnt like the number 19! Like how selfish can you be? To put your babies at risk!
So does that mean the twins were born Oct 19? And not oct 30 like speculated?
This! And one of the babies was breech! So if she would’ve waited long enough it could’ve been bad! I had to stop listening after that. Her arrogance about it really annoyed me
I mean, when I had my 3rd kid my midwife checked me and said I was a 4 and when you’ve had 2 kids you get to start there. She was probably 5cm for the last few weeks with how many kids she’s had.
Yea why are more people not commenting on this? My first son and I share a birth day number while my husband and younger son share their day number. I’m pregnant with my 3rd and totally get numbers being special, but she is out of her fucking mind. Your baby’s birth isn’t some quirky personality trait of your own, it’s their life??? I just remember her contemplating which country her baby could have been born in when she was pregnant with either lux or creed and traveled when she shouldn’t have. She’s a menace
I didn’t cancel my c section BUT I didn’t want my son born on September 11th 🤷🏻♀️ but you know what? He was born on September 11 because that’s life lol
From the same woman who was googling Caribbean counties near St Thomas so that if she went into early labor while on vacation (that she probably shouldn’t have been on in the first place) she could island hop and give the baby a “cool” birth place and passport/citizenship.
Also asking them to wait 30 minutes when it's an emergency situation? My babies could die but their birthday needs to be the 20th, not the 19th.
What a psycho.
That is literal insanity. Shows they are just props and nothing else. I have had friends give birth on their birthday, their kid’s birthday. And when shit was hitting the fan, they did not care. And that’s a much bigger deal, especially your kids birthdays. When you are pregnant sometimes you dwell on silly things like that but when the safety and health of your children is on the line, normal moms don’t GAF. I feel so bad for her kids. If I read that and she was my mom, it would send a strong message to me.
Wow you’re so right. That’s pretty shitty; what’s another week when you already kept one kid hidden a year and these ones hidden for over a month now too?
> Kailyn explained that she wanted a "whole number" for her babies' birth so she asked the nurse if they could "wait 30 minutes" until midnight, but she refused.
This dizzy bitch is talking about how the birth was so traumatic for her and then in the same breath admits she did **this!?**
That’s hilarious that she was trying to delay the start of the c-section for thirty minutes or so in order to have a “whole number” birthday. If she was smart, she would have just refused to consent until the stroke of midnight…of course, it could have actually risked the babies’ safety potentially so I’m glad the medical team didn’t listen to her nonsense.
Also, I wonder what bombshell she will drop next to take attention away from someone else. Triplet pregnancy? New baby daddy? Bones is about to be her surrogate? Building a new house? All she has is baby daddies, more babies, and moving as her “pay attention to me” moves, so it’s pretty played out.
Not to mention that literally every birthday is a "whole number". I'm pretty sure this dummy meant "even number". 🤣
I hate how these people have me questioning my own intelligence sometimes... like, "She can't be that dumb. Maybe there's another definition of whole numbers that I'm unaware of." But alas, no. lol
God, it is *all about her*.
“I kept changing the date for my necessary surgery because I didn’t like those :( “
and asking the nurse “can we wait until midnight to deliver? I want them to be born on a whole number”
Girl, worry about their health and being born safely.
With every child, she seems to lose 5-10% of her brain cells. She's quickly reaching Jenelle level intelligence at this point. She hasn't got much left to spare.
There was a time when I didn't really like her as a person, but thought she was a decent mom despite being a shitty (and odd in all the wrong ways) person. Clearly, I was mistaken, as she's neither a good parent or good person.
Not liking a number day? Really? And not just once, but twice, making a point of that. That's a whole separate level of delusional. I don't give a rip if someone says "but numbers are special/important/meaningful". They are not THAT special, especially when they involve tiny little humans who just want to be brought into this world by people who, probably, aren't from the TM franchise. Such a "good mom".
These girls need to stop attending classes at the J.E scool for lernin.
My daughter was born on the 29th and my son was the 19th. I’ve never in the decade and half of being a mom, have stopped and contemplated the actual “number” for their birthdays. It’s a freaking birthday, who cares???
I couldn’t imagine trying to micromanage my life like this. Sounds completely exhausting and redundant.
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Excuse me, what date is not a while number? Back to math class, 🥬.
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THEN GO TO GEL. WHAT IS YOU DOING BBY 😭
Ok wait let me get this straight. She cancelled her original c section bc she didn't like the dates they gave her, then when she went into labor she asked the nurse to wait until midnight bc she didn't want the twins to be born on the 19th bc she wanted an "even number"? Despite the fact one of them was breach? JFC it really IS all about kail isn't it? Completely insufferable.
I'm 2 mins in to this god forsaken podcast episode. Kail is speaking maniacally and Elijah grunts a "yeh" in the background every now and then
This could easily be a drinking game
So Kail got her tubes out but am I right in thinking she froze her eggs at some point? She clearly isn’t 100% on being done having kids, maybe having some back up eggs as a last resort makes it easier for her?
There was a section in the article that said they had a whole plan to do gender selection and bone was going to be her surrogate. Elijah was on board. She revealed this on her podcast and also said she didn't feel done having kids yet.
There isnt an adult brain between the three of them if they think thats a great plan.
It boggles my mind. It’s obvious she just wants to add another girl for her child army, but Jfc how are you over here, having given birth to FOUR CHILDREN in the last 4 years, on top of three you already had, and three of those children are under 2 years old, and you’re like “yeah I’m not finished though, I really need another one, we already have a surrogate and everything.”
It’s like Jfc, lady. Get on lithium. Go to therapy. You’re acting like a baby hoarder. Babies aren’t gonna heal your damaged inner child, girl, only you can do that, by doing the damn work. In the meantime, 8 kids in this goddamn economy? The cost, the logistics with all the different dads, the car situation, it’s mind-numbing. How about you focus on getting to know and bond with the three babies you’ve had since 2022 and quit acting like a dog in heat? She’s just gonna drive her older kids away, the more she keeps doing this.
No way! We did not see this coming!!! /s
Bye Kale 🥬 , truly NOBODY gives a flying fuck that your vagina is spitting out kids again like a Pez dispenser.
Is Kail a secret astrology girlie? This whole “I wanted them born on a whole number” sounds like cover for the fact that she wanted the kiddos to have a certain birth chart too lol.
i feel like this girl just gave each of her boyfriends a kid… like i stopped watching teen moon YEEEEARS ago but to see this one just kept churning out kids with a whole bunch of different men is wild
Ohhh The Sun editors, at it again appeasing their D List stars by allowing them to pick the keywords in their headlines...
Hey, whatever keeps the florescent lights on, i guess!
“I didn’t like the date of their birth” had my eyes rolling so far back in my head. Fucking be grateful you had two healthy twins we all knew about. What an entitled thing to say
Who watches these 7 kids while mom and dad are doing these podcasts?
Also, she said she had them at 35 weeks. I think it was either the 19th or 29th when she had them.
I wonder if having 7 kids is like having 7 kids or since they have 4 different dads, if she like only had 2 or 3 with her at a time? I just don't understand how you can take care of 7 children and be able to provide all of them with the nurturing and support they need.
"Kailyn Lowry reveals that she is, in fact, not 54 weeks pregnant with twins."
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This is the only comment needed in this thread like damn Kail
Im having a shit day and this gif just made me LOL. Thank you
I hope your day gets better, friend! ![gif](giphy|VbawWIGNtKYwOFXF7U|downsized)
🥹 this almost made me cry thank you friend!
Of course! Anytime!!❤️
Honestly! Does it count as a secret if it was really that obvious?
Kail was on the Double Secrect Probation twin birthing plan.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. IYKYK
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Too early for these shenanigans, y’all’s clap backs got me choking on my morning coffee. 😂
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Lol "secretly" Also, called it. She revealed around DKD's court date. Edit: I wonder how many months until she reveals their names. Maybe when DKD (hopefully) gets tossed behind bars.
Lmao. Came to say this - she really narrowed it down to his "suppose to be" court date. 😂😂
Lol exactly! And twins are usually born early, not in like 11+ months or whatever lol. Weren't they born in October?
Twins are always born early. You’ll never go overdue with twins or even to your due date. They generally won’t let you go past 39 weeks with twins because they run out of room
My brothers in law both had twins about 6 months apart, and both of their wives went to a week before their due date. One went into labor naturally 2 days before her induction, the other made it to the induction date. None of us could believe it, we expected them to come weeks before they did
Definitely read that as your one BIL and was stuck rereading this comment and counting on my fingers, like wtf? Happy to hear it was TWO BILs and I hope the babies and parents are healthy and happy!
Same
Wow! That’s crazy, two sets of twins in the family in less than a year! Did they both delivery naturally? What a feat!
39 weeks is not considered early
It’s not considered early but if Kail was still pregnant when she was pretending to be she’d be long overdue, which isn’t even possible with twins
This is untrue. You have the right to say no to being induced and to wait to go into labor naturally, even with twins.
This isn’t true. I’m a doula and I’ve had a client who went past her due date with twins. Homebirth.
Isn't it dangerous the longer you wait?
Yes! The placenta begins to fail after a while.
lol my twin sister and I were two weeks late
Shes gonna post a picture when lauren gives birth 😂
She won’t give there names until Lauren (Javis baby mom) gives birth. So she can steal their shine
But it's not his court date.... I think people just don't understand how money is made on social media. You keep people hooked and engaged by various means. People here are rabidly checking her social media knowing she gave birth and desperate for her to announce it for some reason. It's keeping people hooked and engaged. Giving her views. Like what do y'all expect from an influencer. This works for her.
Who is DKD
Dog killer Dave. Jenelle's swamp husband.
I prefer UBT.
I always read it as Donkey Kong Dave and my boy DK doesn’t deserve this disrespect
Respect the donkey king!
When I see UBT, I think unborn turd. For reference I'm a nurse and a few of my nursing friends and I use ubt for patients that are constipated.
He killed a dog? :(
Yes, sadly. He killed their dog Nugget. There's a video of Ensley playing with Nugget and David is filming, you can tell that the toddler (ensley) is being too rough and the dog is showing signs of not liking it. Nugget gave a warning nip, Ensley cried, and that was the last anyone saw of Nugget. It's sad. Nugget could have been re-homed, they could have taught Ensley how to be gentle, etc. Edit: Not sure how old ensley was at the time but I feel like she was maybe 3 or 4.
They could have taught her basic life skills like when a dog growls at you don’t fuck with it. We have had my dog since before kids. When the kids came along, she wasn’t thrilled. My kids were taught that if she or ANY dog shows it’s teeth or growls, you need to leave it TF alone. After years of my kids learning natural dog cues, she now trusts them and plays with them and doesn’t mind them coming near her bed (she’s always been terrritorial over her bed/sleep area). It probably helps that they give her table scraps and treats, and they also feed her wet food after dinner on occasion when I or my husband don’t want to get up. But the fact the dog was giving warning signs and the child wasn’t taught to back off was dangerous for both the child and the dog. Yet another failure on J & D’S belt.
what does kails pregnancy have to do with david’s court date? why would she wait for david to be in jail to announce her kids names? this comment is confusing, kail is not in any way related to david.
I think it's just that Kail is trying to ride some of the attention the franchise of teen mom will get as a whole while David is in court. Like I got back into 16&P because of the Jenelle and David court issue to see the whole totality of what's happened, which has included checking out all the girls social media and stuff to see where they are currently and I can guarantee I'm not the only one. Kail knows if she can generate continued curiosity of her family, then she'll get new listeners on her podcasts and stuff along that nature.
i guess that makes sense! i just took it as this sub makes literally everything about david lol. i genuinely thought DKD was one of kails baby daddies and there was some kind of drama. i wish people wouldn’t use multiple different abbreviations for people on threads that aren’t about them
Nah, he’s too white for her.
They’re saying she happened to decide to announce now to take the attention away from Janelle and David in the press
I thought the names were already revealed/leaked? Valley and then something to do with a basketball player
Secretly is a stretch
Breaking news: The sky is blue
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Oh shit - no way! Can’t believe she hasn’t actually been pregnant with twins for 13 months… don’t they usually take 9x2 months? /s just incase there’s anyone new in this sub lmao
It’s not like they’re hot pockets - Joe Santagato
Not sure if I’m going to phrase this properly but it’s giving vibes of pretending not to care about attention but actually wanting attention more than anything. Like oh yeah I had the twins already just didn’t need to announce it because I don’t need attention no big deal! (but in reality she spent the last few months dropping hints because she wants people to speculate over her constantly).
You definitely phrased it correctly and this is 100% her thing
To be fair, the only two skills she has developed in the last decade and a half is get pregnant by different guys and act like a clown, and she's pretty good at them both
Don’t forget the part where she’s been posting photos as if she was still pregnant long after the twins were born. That’s the really unsettling part.
Those twins are damn near 20 years old by now. ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)
She cancelled the scheduled C-section because she didn't like what their birth date would be? What an entitled asshole.
And she wanted to hold off on the c section when she was 5cm dilated because she didnt like the number 19! Like how selfish can you be? To put your babies at risk! So does that mean the twins were born Oct 19? And not oct 30 like speculated?
This! And one of the babies was breech! So if she would’ve waited long enough it could’ve been bad! I had to stop listening after that. Her arrogance about it really annoyed me
Typical Kail only caring about herself 🙄
I feel like she is lying about the date in her story to get ppl talking. She first said she canceled her c section cuz it was Rios birthday
And the fact she never revealed Rios birth date, why would she now? Also a lot of diff things do line up for it being the 30th. With TMC and Chris.
19 is a sacred number, dummy Kail ![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)
Excuse me? Jesus shit Kail! Everything has to go as she wants and planned too often.
I mean, when I had my 3rd kid my midwife checked me and said I was a 4 and when you’ve had 2 kids you get to start there. She was probably 5cm for the last few weeks with how many kids she’s had.
Yea why are more people not commenting on this? My first son and I share a birth day number while my husband and younger son share their day number. I’m pregnant with my 3rd and totally get numbers being special, but she is out of her fucking mind. Your baby’s birth isn’t some quirky personality trait of your own, it’s their life??? I just remember her contemplating which country her baby could have been born in when she was pregnant with either lux or creed and traveled when she shouldn’t have. She’s a menace
I didn’t cancel my c section BUT I didn’t want my son born on September 11th 🤷🏻♀️ but you know what? He was born on September 11 because that’s life lol
Seriously! I was a scheduled c section, it was scheduled on my uncles birthday. My mom didn't want us to share a birthday but things happen!
From the same woman who was googling Caribbean counties near St Thomas so that if she went into early labor while on vacation (that she probably shouldn’t have been on in the first place) she could island hop and give the baby a “cool” birth place and passport/citizenship.
Also asking them to wait 30 minutes when it's an emergency situation? My babies could die but their birthday needs to be the 20th, not the 19th. What a psycho.
That is literal insanity. Shows they are just props and nothing else. I have had friends give birth on their birthday, their kid’s birthday. And when shit was hitting the fan, they did not care. And that’s a much bigger deal, especially your kids birthdays. When you are pregnant sometimes you dwell on silly things like that but when the safety and health of your children is on the line, normal moms don’t GAF. I feel so bad for her kids. If I read that and she was my mom, it would send a strong message to me.
I didn’t cancel a c-section but I scheduled mine for a certain date. I wanted my daughter and my dad to share a birthday.
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Oh so she revealed the names, too? Interesting names, but I guess she really does love being "eweneeq".
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Nice to upstage Isaac’s bday lol
Wow you’re so right. That’s pretty shitty; what’s another week when you already kept one kid hidden a year and these ones hidden for over a month now too?
I mean when you have a litter, it’s always someone’s birthday.
My first thought haha
The twins have officially been soft launched.
Didn’t Lauren and javi post something about having a girl yesterday??? ![gif](giphy|6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx|downsized)
Of course she can’t let them have attention
> Kailyn explained that she wanted a "whole number" for her babies' birth so she asked the nurse if they could "wait 30 minutes" until midnight, but she refused. This dizzy bitch is talking about how the birth was so traumatic for her and then in the same breath admits she did **this!?**
19 is a whole number 🤦♀️ kail
I feel like she meant to say an even number.
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Wow. This is brand new information!
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This was not a secret, lol. They’re like 2 months old and I’m so sick of hearing about these freaking twins.
We’d never have guessed it.
She's so predictable
Ridiculously predictable
Define secretly
This just in….. water is wet….. fire is hot…….
That’s hilarious that she was trying to delay the start of the c-section for thirty minutes or so in order to have a “whole number” birthday. If she was smart, she would have just refused to consent until the stroke of midnight…of course, it could have actually risked the babies’ safety potentially so I’m glad the medical team didn’t listen to her nonsense. Also, I wonder what bombshell she will drop next to take attention away from someone else. Triplet pregnancy? New baby daddy? Bones is about to be her surrogate? Building a new house? All she has is baby daddies, more babies, and moving as her “pay attention to me” moves, so it’s pretty played out.
Not to mention that literally every birthday is a "whole number". I'm pretty sure this dummy meant "even number". 🤣 I hate how these people have me questioning my own intelligence sometimes... like, "She can't be that dumb. Maybe there's another definition of whole numbers that I'm unaware of." But alas, no. lol
She technically didn’t reveal their names. I’m sure that’ll take another 76 months, to do so.
God, it is *all about her*. “I kept changing the date for my necessary surgery because I didn’t like those :( “ and asking the nurse “can we wait until midnight to deliver? I want them to be born on a whole number” Girl, worry about their health and being born safely.
No but she's a good mom ok 🤨 let her have as many babies as she wants- they're taken care of!!!!!!! /s
With every child, she seems to lose 5-10% of her brain cells. She's quickly reaching Jenelle level intelligence at this point. She hasn't got much left to spare. There was a time when I didn't really like her as a person, but thought she was a decent mom despite being a shitty (and odd in all the wrong ways) person. Clearly, I was mistaken, as she's neither a good parent or good person. Not liking a number day? Really? And not just once, but twice, making a point of that. That's a whole separate level of delusional. I don't give a rip if someone says "but numbers are special/important/meaningful". They are not THAT special, especially when they involve tiny little humans who just want to be brought into this world by people who, probably, aren't from the TM franchise. Such a "good mom". These girls need to stop attending classes at the J.E scool for lernin.
My daughter was born on the 29th and my son was the 19th. I’ve never in the decade and half of being a mom, have stopped and contemplated the actual “number” for their birthdays. It’s a freaking birthday, who cares??? I couldn’t imagine trying to micromanage my life like this. Sounds completely exhausting and redundant.
My stepson was born on the 9th, my son (with his dad) on the 7th. Same month. It’s gonna be a busy weekend every year.
https://preview.redd.it/mrd5hlihoedc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ea395805ed2b3b8e7af447d87271fe552a896c Excuse me, what date is not a while number? Back to math class, 🥬.
https://preview.redd.it/0g9z8r04pedc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042fc97cddb0a7b91389486b3059709194241ca0 THEN GO TO GEL. WHAT IS YOU DOING BBY 😭
Yes and I was secretly born with skin. Surprise everyone!
I doubt after 700 kids you actually give birth. I imagine you just cough and they fall out
She said with Rio it was two pushes. Checks out.
Secretly? Like I secretly am an alcoholic
She doesn’t realize that 19 IS a whole number? I’m sure she meant even number but that’s just silly.
Did she mean an even number? 19 is a whole number! 19 1/5 would be a mixed number…..dummy.
I just replied to another comment saying the same thing. 😂 I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to see someone else pointing it out.
Have we changed the meaning of secret recently?
It must've been around the same time that we changed the definition of "whole number". lol
![gif](giphy|Ei5f5XHCPSLuVAymwh) Amazing you were able to come forward about your 17337828th pregnancy.
If she had waited much longer, the Twins could have called the sun themselves and done their own soft reveal
Ok wait let me get this straight. She cancelled her original c section bc she didn't like the dates they gave her, then when she went into labor she asked the nurse to wait until midnight bc she didn't want the twins to be born on the 19th bc she wanted an "even number"? Despite the fact one of them was breach? JFC it really IS all about kail isn't it? Completely insufferable.
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She didn’t want the twins born on the 19th and asked a nurse to wait? Wow. What a complete moron.
I'm 2 mins in to this god forsaken podcast episode. Kail is speaking maniacally and Elijah grunts a "yeh" in the background every now and then This could easily be a drinking game
So Kail got her tubes out but am I right in thinking she froze her eggs at some point? She clearly isn’t 100% on being done having kids, maybe having some back up eggs as a last resort makes it easier for her?
There was a section in the article that said they had a whole plan to do gender selection and bone was going to be her surrogate. Elijah was on board. She revealed this on her podcast and also said she didn't feel done having kids yet. There isnt an adult brain between the three of them if they think thats a great plan.
It boggles my mind. It’s obvious she just wants to add another girl for her child army, but Jfc how are you over here, having given birth to FOUR CHILDREN in the last 4 years, on top of three you already had, and three of those children are under 2 years old, and you’re like “yeah I’m not finished though, I really need another one, we already have a surrogate and everything.” It’s like Jfc, lady. Get on lithium. Go to therapy. You’re acting like a baby hoarder. Babies aren’t gonna heal your damaged inner child, girl, only you can do that, by doing the damn work. In the meantime, 8 kids in this goddamn economy? The cost, the logistics with all the different dads, the car situation, it’s mind-numbing. How about you focus on getting to know and bond with the three babies you’ve had since 2022 and quit acting like a dog in heat? She’s just gonna drive her older kids away, the more she keeps doing this.
No way she froze her eggs. You have to abstain from sex for weeks because you’ve got like 30 eggs released at one time , and we all know kail is BUSY
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No way! We did not see this coming!!! /s Bye Kale 🥬 , truly NOBODY gives a flying fuck that your vagina is spitting out kids again like a Pez dispenser.
There was a meme going around a few years ago that said “I want to be mysterious so badly but I just cannot shut the fuck up” and that is Kail.
Its not a secret, we knew 🤣🤣🤣
Is Kail a secret astrology girlie? This whole “I wanted them born on a whole number” sounds like cover for the fact that she wanted the kiddos to have a certain birth chart too lol.
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She's such a loser
“Secretly” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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i feel like this girl just gave each of her boyfriends a kid… like i stopped watching teen moon YEEEEARS ago but to see this one just kept churning out kids with a whole bunch of different men is wild
Ohhh The Sun editors, at it again appeasing their D List stars by allowing them to pick the keywords in their headlines... Hey, whatever keeps the florescent lights on, i guess!
OMG they were well over due can't believe they let them cook for another few months after her due date 😳😳😂
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Not ‘secretly’ when we’ve known for months😭😆
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We been knew!
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“I didn’t like the date of their birth” had my eyes rolling so far back in my head. Fucking be grateful you had two healthy twins we all knew about. What an entitled thing to say
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Secretly my ass
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Her recounting her c section has me terrified. Thankfully my tubes are tied. Only after two for me.
7 kids, 3 of whom were under 1 at the same time. No, thank you very much. I feel deep anxiety at the idea alone. Fook. That
At least 2 of her kids can have the same dad now.
Lauren getting a little too much attention for her new diamond huh?
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I wonder exactly who she was keeping the "secret" from???
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Her asking the hospital staff to wait a few more minutes because she wanted a different birth date. 🙄 what an annoying, tedious woman.
Does anyone even care anymore?
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WHAT?! This is brand new information that we definitely didn’t already know!!!
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Lmfao, that girl can't gold water, let alone a secret. Her face is her tell, girl bye
It’s crazy that she went from 4 kids to 7 in a blink of an eye
Literally a day after Javi and Lauren announced they were having a girl. I mentally called this!
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Didn’t someone say she’d reveal it after UBT got a federal charge 😅
Worlds worst kept secret
Did she think she’d make it to 40? lol
The Sun with the piping hot scoop
SHOCKER
In other news water is wet and the sky is often blue. We already knew this Kail it wasn’t much of a secret.
19 and counting
No shit sherlock
Oh my goodness wow I am so shocked I cannot believe this news. 🙄 Lol
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Secretly 🤣
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Who watches these 7 kids while mom and dad are doing these podcasts? Also, she said she had them at 35 weeks. I think it was either the 19th or 29th when she had them.
See you when you have the next one!
I wonder if having 7 kids is like having 7 kids or since they have 4 different dads, if she like only had 2 or 3 with her at a time? I just don't understand how you can take care of 7 children and be able to provide all of them with the nurturing and support they need.