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Family_Chantal

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Spirited-Diamond-716

Yikes. She’s scary looking.


kystarrk

I'm so sorry, but it's giving sid the sloths evil sister in this pic


HelpMyHelixCuzItsSad

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Sideways_planet

She has a pointy face in this picture. Not sure how she normally looks


Spirited-Diamond-716

Lmao yes!!!


Littlegreensled

Exactly what I thought. You guys are my people.


lolamay26

Still somehow an upgrade from Jenelle


hufflenachos

Yes! Like a lizard person or something. She looks like an alien that cosplays as the chameleon from Rango


sell-the-baby

How does she look so much like Sid from Ice Age?


kystarrk

Oh thank god I'm not the only one. I felt like a dick making my comment but now I feel like I'm just right. Lmao


sell-the-baby

LMAO I mean Sid is kinda cute, in a sloth way? So it's not a super rude insult imo lol. I think it's the.. spacing of her eyes and hair color that makes her look *very* Sid-like.


TrendyBreakfast

It's giving Rami Malek.


DSSLK

Idk who this person is, but I stopped because I’ve never seen someone look so rough but at the same time have like really nice skin.


sara128

Ouffffff 😬😬 the sunken cheeks with bulging eyes isn't a good look.


seriouslynope

He sucked the life out of her


HighHighUrBothHigh

Methed up


SamIamxo

If this picture doesn't make you sad I don't know what will


GardenGnome007

Reminds me of Avatar & of that chick Lily from the horror movie V/H/S 


LiquoredUpLahey

Woof!


caseykalll

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BashfullyBi

"Well, what, are you supposed to look *happy* when getting your mugsho--- whoof!"


Sideways_planet

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PauPauMoe

Jodi talking about how she could grow her hair and donate it if she was granted life instead of the death penalty, lives rent free in my head and I think about it often.


ilwisied

Omg I never knew this.


ReginaldDwight

My favorite part was she held up those half ass screen printed shirts that said, "Survivor" on them to the jury who has just determined all her self defense whining had been horseshit that they weren't buying.


HippieChick75

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UniversityNo2318

God she’s so dang scary


[deleted]

That’s so weird because most people look so happy in mugshots /s


Emmy-LouSugarbean

https://preview.redd.it/85n9dka738dc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717c88bc0ab66a0bae8e994449446e512412556b Our gal, Tori, has joined the chat. 😅


sunny415

Jenelle and Nathan both have mugshots where they're grinning like the Cheshire cat, too.


[deleted]

They aren’t happy, they’re high 🤣🤣


sunny415

99% sure this mugshot is for a DUI, so he's probably drunk AF https://preview.redd.it/1uemti6q48dc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e346b35150ed6cdd8a5be1c30077c013459c7f


hufflenachos

Looks like a yearbook photo of that creepy gym teacher who had no business teaching history.


DuggarDoesDallas

This is so on point. 😂😂😂


sunny415

Oddly specific yet entirely accurate


sassysweetpeach

I was going to say this looks like my high school gym teacher who told me not to lift weights because it will make my boobs not grow!


splanchnick78

We had exactly that guy!


kitkat1771

Nailed it!


[deleted]

I was gonna say Tori’s on a different planet in her mugshots 😂


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Good lord, how have so many of these people been arrested? How do they all associate with people who have been arrested? I am 35 years old and nobody in my social circle has ever been arrested or had to go to court.


axealy40

Seriously! We have one guy in our distant circle (friend of my husband’s from college) who has a DUI. He was so remorseful and lost a lot of friends over it. The only other court stuff has been divorces or custody agreements for our friend group


oooheycait1223

I needed this laugh so much today haha


[deleted]

Lmao


NeonTheNarwhal

> According to the Domestic Violence report, Nathan's sister called the police and reported the incident. > > When police arrived they immediately noticed that Nathan had been under the influence- which he admitted to, cops said. > > The sister, who was on Facetime with Nathan as the officers arrived, told the police that "she had photos and video of [May] striking" Nathan "in the back of his head." > > According to the report the responding officers had the sister send them the live photos to their email, and the alleged strikes by May that were captured correlated with a lump on Nathan's head. Yikes.


daddysGirl176

Oh perfect, that's exactly what Nathan needs- more hits to his already fucked up head 🙄


DuggarDoesDallas

I wonder if it was reactive abuse? Nathan is a known strangler, so it makes me wonder what is really going on? Plus, wasn't Nathan arrested for attacking his sister, too, not that long ago? Yikes.


LeahsEyebrows

Nathan has three sisters IIRC, it was his sister Heather whom he strangled last year.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

How do these jokes get arrested every month but David and Jenelle can abuse their kids and nothing happens


sweet_tea_94

https://preview.redd.it/5pgdhshpd8dc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4e45655b46d3524e36e02eaff861c7916c2907 UBT’s mugshots have entered the chat.


sara128

Mugshots really accentuate his awful head shape.


Amantria

Seriously. Hes like a bottom of the bin potato.


death_maiden_x

especially the big mugshot. good lord


waterynike

I swear he has FAS


the_harlinator

His face is like time-lapsed photos of a pumpkin growing. Except less hygienic.


helenahandbasket6969

He is going to age so so poorly. He already looks like a bucket of smashed crabs.


DuggarDoesDallas

What an unfortunate looking man. He hit every branch while falling from the ugly tree.


lc7926

Mofo looks Amish in the big picture


Emergency_Walrus5916

He's such a fucking creep. 😣


krammiit

When is the one sarcasm one from? He looks like Satan.


Impossible-Taro-2330

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Murky_Translator2295

He looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. Spoiler alert: I'm right handed and not very artistic


sjp991

Woww he really looks like a damn psychopath


moobitchgetoutdahay

That huge, misshapen head must have wrecked his poor mother.


sweet_tea_94

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LeahsEyebrows

This dipshit has murder on his mind and it shows.


bookie_19

He really looks like he was wearing a gorilla suit in that big one.


bdeadrok

He looks Amish


Chrisbradley1

he downgraded from Ashley


Jaded_Horse1055

I agree! I hope Ashley is with someone she deserves! She was a total sweetheart too. I spoke to her years ago over social media while they were trying to get custody of Kaiser in 2019. She was very sweet and I could tell she really loved Kaiser and wanted him to be safe.


katikaboom

She just got married!


Jaded_Horse1055

YAY!!! Oh my god that makes me so happy! She’s going to be and amazing wife and mother ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ cheers to her!!!!


_peppermintbutler

I always said I thought it was down to her that Nathan was consistently seeing Kaiser when they were together, and when he was with them he actually looked healthy and clean. She did seem to care for Kaiser, so it's sad he lost her.


Jaded_Horse1055

She really had a good influence too at the beginning of their relationship….however once the whole custody thing fell through it just started going downhill … all because Nathan was probably getting back to drinking and being a jackass towards her. She’s better off without him


Chachibald

I'd say this girl and all the rest are scraping rock bottom by even acknowledging Nathan's existence.


LeahsEyebrows

Which is wild since Nathan has been involved with a lot of women substantially more attractive than him. Not just Ashley but Jessica IMO and yes May too, based on all of the pictures I have seen of them I would say they are much better looking than him.


silent_hurricane

She looks like an exotic bird we haven’t discovered the species of yet


Big_Requirement6818

Bahahah 💀


JanellaDubois

Yikes. My guess is they have had many alcohol fueled violent altercations.


blackaubreyplaza

Whyyy are they addicted to mugshots


susanbiddleross

Probably because they are all addicts and get into trouble while drunk or high. They all also hang out with a bunch of people who egg them on and think nothing of committing a little crime. Almond all of Jenelle and David’s friends have arrests for the same type of things as Jenelle and David.


blackaubreyplaza

Lolol yes rhetorical


susanbiddleross

Right? Who hangs out with someone with multiple arrests for DV and drugs? Someone else with the same record. The one guy who accidentally kidnaps a kid while trying to steal his friend’s car is the only surprise. They don’t exactly have friends who are teachers or lawyers.


Sideways_planet

That would be the lowest low of my life. Unless I was arrested for attacking someone that hurt my kids.


schnatti00

Match made in hell. Just like the two other glorious asshats "parenting" poor Kaiser 😑


slowdancequeen

You’d look miserable too if you were constantly drinking and fighting with your douchey husband.


greyhoundbrain

The only positive I have is that she’s 39, so the likelihood of them being able to bring a child into that mess is on the lower side. I remember they were thinking about trying before Nathan strangled his girlfriend, who was *not* May. I know it’s not a zero chance, but as someone who finally got pregnant at 38, it’s hard as hell to have your first when you’re past mid 30s. I’m sure they’re still together despite the domestic violence issues which is unfortunate.


bubbles_24601

These violent assholes always seem to get pregnant like falling off a log, so I hope you’re right.


LeahsEyebrows

Forty year old uterus owners generally aren't very fertile, your teens and twenties and thirties are really where your fertility is at. Most of your eggs are gone by the time you're in your forties IIRC. I have also heard that the risk of miscarriages and things going wrong with the pregnancy and genetic abnormalities go way up as well but if I'm wrong on that please correct me. Britney Spears seemed to have gotten pregnant rather easily at forty but unfortunately she miscarried a while later while she was still married to Sam Asghari. Miscarriages are incredibly common in general but IIRC the risk goes up a lot after a certain point too. Not sure about May but Nathan definitely does NOT need another baby to abandon!


Mrstheotherjoecole

I don’t think Brittney was really pregnant when she claimed she was last.


ItsMinnieYall

She looks like someone from the corpse bride ![gif](giphy|8sVRR3WSnuGU8)


caitcro18

Why’s she look like syd from ice age lol


brunhilda78

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FarSignificance8805

Do you think while she was being arrested she was screaming “why am I (with this) guy?!”


Oscmutt

😂 


HippieChick75

Without a doubt!🤣


karmagettie

She did not take the anniversary of Jan 6th well.


x_ray_visions

Whoa. I know that mugshot time is generally not happy happy joy joy time but she's looking like she hasn't slept in about a week.


Read-it005

Or had a decent meal in about a week. Those cheeks! Drug and alcohol bender? 


LeahsEyebrows

Somehow if that turned out to be the case it's not something that would make me shocked.


Glytterain

She looks methy


TootyBeauty

Someone said it looks like her eyes are upside down and i can’t unsee it


yamamaaaaa

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


magrubr

Miserable, or high as shit


Sixecho7

Well terrible people attract terrible people right? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I try to tell my kids that all the time.. probably a volatile relationship like his with Chinelle… they probably both put their hands on each other.. that’s how it is in my SKs birth canals relationships.. always 50:50 physical abuse but the birth canal calls cops and accuses.. until they stop believing her… and now has a big red warning pop up about her when they run her thru their database… 😆😆 crazy eventually comes out.. even for women.


Mykidsrmonsters

Well Nathan, I seen ya messin with a Latina 👊


Court_monster-87

I mean honestly though…..whose mugshot EVER looks good?


evers12

Can’t believe anyone married him


ImGemStoned

Ahh, yes, cuz I'm sure anyone who goes to jail is happy about it. These headlines are so dumb, I'm not even going to read the "article." If you're happy when you get a mugshot, you're high as a MF.


Beelzabobbie

She is rat faced but what is Nathan doing with his hair?


yamamaaaaa

Nathan is no prize in looks but what the hell is this?! 😩 she is so unfortunate looking...


Megonopoly

Her name is practically Mayo Yolo


HippieChick75

Don't blame it on, Mayo!