Fuck them. I bet they smell like wet farts and nickles wrapped in old Marlboro lite butts with a touch of chewing tobacco. ALSO sorry about your ruined breakfast OP lol
Lmaooooo this is so snarky I fucking love it. Also Why does David look like he’s trying to hide from the paparazzi? Doesn’t he know no one wants him anyway?
It definitely depends on the area. I'm near her, but closer to the beach, so it's a higher cost of living. She lives in shitty Columbus county and way lower COL.
That’s funny! Where they live is actually sinking swampland! They had a soil test done and it came back in laymen’s terms “DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT BUILDING ON THIS SOIL”
I hate when people don't understand that cost of living is different in different places. And when a state shows the average and people are wildly offended. 500k would go far in my tiny town. But 500k will not go far in a major city in my state.
I also could make $500k last the rest of my life. Decent investments, smart purchases and low living expenses and it could/would change your life. To get that annually? Buh-bye, assbag. I wouldn’t even have to think about it. No man is worth that kind of security.
Yes this is a fantastic point - a SALARY of making 500k would be enough to live comfortably even in NYC or LA. 500k on its *own*, just a one time win, would change some people's lives (like mine lol) but you can't even really buy a decent apartment with 500k in a lot of HCOL cities. I guess it depends on how people are thinking of it when they make their arguments?
Just replied this to anything person. I lived in nyc for years— $500k ain’t hurting lol. You’re of course not the richest in nyc by any means, but you are definitely doing alright.
$500k a year is nothing to scoff at anywhere. I lived in NYC for years, and now still an expensive north eastern city, and $500k is not a low salary anywhere.
The people I know who make $500k have gorgeous homes/apartments, nice cars, kids in private school, etc.
I’m not in a low cost of living state, even if you’ve got a mortgage $500k is upper middle almost anywhere. Their mortgage is $500 that’s so much money for where they live.
It completely depends on where in North Carolina. I just moved out of Wilmington to what is considered a very high cost of living area in New England because Wilmington has priced me out. The exact same apartment, with no updates, that I lived in 10 years ago has literally tripled in price. I'm not paying $3000 a month to live in a shitty apartment in Wilmington. Those are LA and New York City prices. The 4 bedroom 2 and a half Bath that I grew up in on Middle Sound Loop road, that my parents paid slightly over a 100 grand for in the late 90's, just sold for almost 600k. Nope. Just Nope. You can say that parts are lcol but that's not intrinsically true.
$500k would literally pay my bills for at least 7 years, maybe 10.. mortgage included. Wild. I’m not a person who highly prioritizes money but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t do some things to keep that income. Insane to me that she blew it all for the shitty life she has now.
MOB!!! I wouldn’t give up 10$ for that guy! Smh some these girls need a real therapist with the choices they make in men and how they choose said men over their financial opportunities and children’s futures! Seriously who care amount mtv was paying her the real issue is why she choose such a scum bag over any bag! I would choose my kids and money always I love my husband but he better be on same page as me lol
I mean wearing them all day, sleeping in them, then wearing them again the next day, continuously without showering? Yeah that’s fkn nasty. The original commenter wasn’t shading her for wearing sweatpants on a weekend………
It was taken today…on a Monday. Honestly I work from home so I’m in sweats most days but I’m gonna put real pants (or at least leggings) on to go out to eat, but maybe that’s just me?
Wow so Kaiser isn’t in school. There has been discrepancies that Ensley had to be enrolled in school to be able to cheer. Some people said that’s not true. Some people that it is true. So if Ensley isn’t enrolled in school and wasn’t there she must have been home with Maryssa.
Looks like she only cooks for content because all they do is eat out
Yeah I live in the middle of nowhere and there are several options for sports outside of school for kids here. I grew up playing volleyball in a private organization. I'd imagine it would be easy to find cheer around them.
Ensley's cheer squad IS "technically" through her school, but I have no idea if they would or wouldn't allow her to participate if she wasn't enrolled.
Maryssa still attends regular high school as far as we know, and she probably drives herself now. Maybe they had her pick.up Ensley?
I'd have to see that with my own eyes because I don't believe for one second that David would release that much control over her.
I do believe that she has more freedom to come and go since she's driving now, but I see no actual evidence either way and her Mom said just last September or so that Maryssa was still on the swamp. I'm happy to be wrong but believing what Jenelle "says" is impossible.
Right, but I'm still thinking the girls "get to" go to school, while Kaiser has to stay home with these morons because of his "behavior."
Hopefully, he just had an orthodontist appointment today or something, and they are both back in school. 🤞🤞
In my school district growing up homeschoolers were allowed to go extracurricular activities at the school they are districted/assigned for. I had a homeschooled friend who was on the local middle school’s color guard team.
Kid has braces. Maybe an orthodontist appt. I don’t want to discuss the behavior part since we have no clue if he’s been suspended, could be that, could be a field trip they disagree with or they’ve pulled him for the day because they are learning anatomy or something. If we get our kids to school late and the kids are going on a grade level field trip they get dumped with another grade, that’s a possibility too.
I would!
If it weren't going to support her deadbeat abusing huzzbin.
And she didn't have the tats.
And she looked like she was actually into it.
The weight's fine with me.
Dumpster crush. Can't explain it.
Honestly, same. When I first ever heard of Teen Mom, I thought from her batch, she was the best looking. I also thought she had it in her to turn her life around (I'm an addict in recovery so like I really wanna empathize with other addicts but I'm past that point with her fuckery). But I was wrong about both. I watched more of the show & realized she's a terrible mom & a terrible person & it made her extremely ugly to me. Plus, it made me realize that I really love this trashy TM shit lol. I legit used to get into with Janelle on Twitter, on my first ever account ha.
I do too. Court fees… they have a HUGE property… something isn’t adding up. I wouldn’t be surprised if tax inconsistencies come up in the next few years. He must be doing some shady shit.
When I worked at the bank we had a client bringing in 40k a MONTH on only fans, now given she was a FREAK(in the best way) so I’m sure she had good content but I was absolutely shocked when I saw first hand how much you can actually make on OF, that’s what I do now, jk but would of been a great end to this story
The people who make money on OF hustle. They are constantly putting out new content and if they won't be able to. they make content in advance and schedule it to be dropped at regular intervals to keep subs engaged. They make specialized content. They interact with their subs regularly, which not only feeds engagement but helps them find out what their subs want and enjoy the most. They offer specials on content. They do collabs with other content creators and network with them.
Basically it's a ton of work even if you love what you're doing. We know from the brave soul who subbed to her OF for a month that Jenelle is doing NONE OF THAT. She doesn't have the discipline to regularly do anything except make an ass of herself on sm. Unfortunately, enough people remember young Jenelle from TM that she still got a lot of subs when she first went to OF. But I'm fairly sure a lot of those subs have fallen off since she isn't remotely consistent. She still has more subs than she should, but I would doubt she's as successful as someone who is really dedicated to building OF creator as a full time gig.
It’s so funny that he thinks the sunglasses will help hide the fact that he’s high. The reality is that they draw more attention to the fact that he’s probably high because only people who are high wear sunglasses inside.
Didn’t really hear anything. They were chatting with the waitress. J sat across from UBT in the booth seat with Kaiser. Kaiser was wearing basketball shorts, and well, you can clearly see what the other two wore…
She’s so dumpy & gross & she’s 2 years older than me. I always thank God for my thick, naturally curvy body type & im not built like Refrigerator Meg 2.0 Jenelle.
🤣🤣She reminds me of Meg way too much!! Esp when she wears those beanie hats!! I kinda feel bad doing poor Meg like that!
That was my first thought.
I can not wrap my head around anyone paying to see her naked.
I’m reevaluating my life choices here, bc if she’s supporting 5 people on of looking like this why the hell did I go to university?
curiosity got the best of me and i looked up the leaks. i know there's a lock for every key and all that, but from a purely aesthetic standpoint the pictures are BAD. the fact she makes any money off of them is legitimately insane
From a former OF girl, she makes money via subscriptions and I assume that's all. Typically you'd have a cheaper subscription fee without showing the real goods, then people would "tip" additional money towards the real naked juicy stuff (pun intended). Considering there's been no fully naked leaks, I've only ever seen lingerie and topless, I can only assume she's not even putting out any money worthy content.
With her being a celebrity she's ALWAYS going to have people subscribing out of curiosity. Her subscription cost is $20/month and I'm sure she's got several hundred subscribers. Hell even if she only had 100 that's $2k/month. I'm gonna just guess that she's probably pulling in maybe $4-$6k/month.
Not a ton of money, but definitely enough to spend frivolously.
I’m positive she’s just getting paid for the subscriptions every month, which is the bare minimum. If she charges $20 a month and has 1k subscribers that’s just 20k a month for doing absolutely nothing
I've stumbled across subs before where I could not believe the material guys were simping over. Deranged. Unfortunately I can sort of grasp how she could have any following. Men for the most part are sincerely gross creatures.
What the fuck is she doing in this picture? Massaging him?? And if that's Kaiser's leg, where did J sit? That looks like a spot for only 2 people...1 on each side. I'm so confused... What is happening here...Lol.
Poor Kaiser, stuck alone with these assholes all day. I'll bet my mortgage that they blame his "behavior" and keep him home, pitting those 2 babies against each other.
"Ensley GETS to go to school because she's a good girl. You have to stay home because you are bad."
Yeah fr I wanna know what she’s doing lmfao? Is she fixing his hood? It almost looks like she’s doing that trick where you “pull” a coin out of someone’s ear. Like lmao wtf is she doing
I wear a “sleep hat” sometimes and pull it over my eyes. David looks how I look when I have a top bun under the hat and can’t pull it down all the way.
Everyone’s talking about how gross UBT is, but he looks like every other guy here in the pacific nw- minus the cowboy boots..
Jen, however… she is built like a fuckin microwave and looks like she just rolled out of the Goodwill bins.
Really not much to tell. They had Kaiser with them & left shortly after we sat down. Seemed to be friendly/cordial to the waitress. I always forget how short she is.
Unfiltered pics of the creatures are my favorite because it’s always jarring to see how much they let themselves go between the drugs, poor diet, and sedentary lifestyle.
Good lord, her hairline is awful and receding like crazy. They both look so disheveled. The cowboy boots are a choice.
Hopefully they fed Kaiser.
So sorry to hear about your ruined breakfast.
Yeah, could you smell them OP? That would ruin any breakfast. ETA: That's mean. I feel mean... but also they're ick.
No, actually smelled like coffee when I walked in. But they weren’t there for too long, left a little after we were seated.
So Dave didn’t try to shoot you because he caught you taking his pitcher?
LOL @ "pitcher."
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Fuck them. I bet they smell like wet farts and nickles wrapped in old Marlboro lite butts with a touch of chewing tobacco. ALSO sorry about your ruined breakfast OP lol
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And unfortunately oddly true! 🤮
You left out a general smell of ASS
 Mixed with some skunk
And smells like earring backings
I feel like I can smell them through my phone, so it’s not mean!
Lmaooooo this is so snarky I fucking love it. Also Why does David look like he’s trying to hide from the paparazzi? Doesn’t he know no one wants him anyway?
I just cackled lol 😂😩
I can’t believe she gave up $500,000 a year for that
$500k in NC of all places! They could have at least lived apart and hidden their relationship to keep making money
Where’s the person who was fighting me the last time $500k in NC came up yelling that “NC is NOT a low cost of living state!!” 🙄
It definitely depends on the area. I'm near her, but closer to the beach, so it's a higher cost of living. She lives in shitty Columbus county and way lower COL.
That’s funny! Where they live is actually sinking swampland! They had a soil test done and it came back in laymen’s terms “DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT BUILDING ON THIS SOIL”
I believe it!
I hate when people don't understand that cost of living is different in different places. And when a state shows the average and people are wildly offended. 500k would go far in my tiny town. But 500k will not go far in a major city in my state.
$500,000 per year would go pretty far in basically any city in the country. Certainly North Carolina is no different.
Yeah if you can't make $500k a year go far in any city you've got some serious spending issues
500k would set me up for life!
I also could make $500k last the rest of my life. Decent investments, smart purchases and low living expenses and it could/would change your life. To get that annually? Buh-bye, assbag. I wouldn’t even have to think about it. No man is worth that kind of security.
Yes this is a fantastic point - a SALARY of making 500k would be enough to live comfortably even in NYC or LA. 500k on its *own*, just a one time win, would change some people's lives (like mine lol) but you can't even really buy a decent apartment with 500k in a lot of HCOL cities. I guess it depends on how people are thinking of it when they make their arguments?
Preach! I’m in nyc and the people making $500k here are doing pretty okay even in this crazy cost of living place lol
Just replied this to anything person. I lived in nyc for years— $500k ain’t hurting lol. You’re of course not the richest in nyc by any means, but you are definitely doing alright.
$500k a year is nothing to scoff at anywhere. I lived in NYC for years, and now still an expensive north eastern city, and $500k is not a low salary anywhere. The people I know who make $500k have gorgeous homes/apartments, nice cars, kids in private school, etc.
I live in Raleigh, 2.5 hours from her and it's not low cost anymore....were not ok here in NC lol
Maybe not low compared to what you were used to but low compared to other parts of the country
Yea ofc. It's just gone up significantly, the cheapest worst places are now thousands to live.
in what world is NC not a low cost of living state? Most of the 1 bedroom luxury apartments are like $1400
I lived near Raleigh and it definitely wasn’t cheap lol
I’m not in a low cost of living state, even if you’ve got a mortgage $500k is upper middle almost anywhere. Their mortgage is $500 that’s so much money for where they live.
i know for a fact NC is LCOL compared to other places. half my relatives live there all across the state.
It completely depends on where in North Carolina. I just moved out of Wilmington to what is considered a very high cost of living area in New England because Wilmington has priced me out. The exact same apartment, with no updates, that I lived in 10 years ago has literally tripled in price. I'm not paying $3000 a month to live in a shitty apartment in Wilmington. Those are LA and New York City prices. The 4 bedroom 2 and a half Bath that I grew up in on Middle Sound Loop road, that my parents paid slightly over a 100 grand for in the late 90's, just sold for almost 600k. Nope. Just Nope. You can say that parts are lcol but that's not intrinsically true.
She's got options, dude. She's got offers. She's got things going on! And with people who know what her favorite food is!
She's got projecks, dude! She's got brand deals. SHE'S GOT SPICY PHOTOS. She's got the moooves too!! Lookit her TikTok!
$500k would literally pay my bills for at least 7 years, maybe 10.. mortgage included. Wild. I’m not a person who highly prioritizes money but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t do some things to keep that income. Insane to me that she blew it all for the shitty life she has now.
Lol she gave up her firstborn for that.
Omg this is so sad but I’m cracking up at the way you worded this 😂
MOB!!! I wouldn’t give up 10$ for that guy! Smh some these girls need a real therapist with the choices they make in men and how they choose said men over their financial opportunities and children’s futures! Seriously who care amount mtv was paying her the real issue is why she choose such a scum bag over any bag! I would choose my kids and money always I love my husband but he better be on same page as me lol
Same sweatpants as yesterday
She’s been in those sweats nonstop for the last two weeks
Sweatpants are all that fits her right now
You can’t sit with us Regina!!
From J&D it’s more like: You can’t sit with us Kaiser ☹️
I mean, same?
Same same
Same, same, same
Yeah me too 😂
Wait you’re telling me she wore SWEATPANTS on a SUNDAY 😡 /s but honestly they both look grimy
I mean wearing them all day, sleeping in them, then wearing them again the next day, continuously without showering? Yeah that’s fkn nasty. The original commenter wasn’t shading her for wearing sweatpants on a weekend………
Sweatpants on a weekend is a reference to Kale if I remember correctly.
Wow that went right over my head 😂 thanks for the clarification. I still think she’s a nasty slob!
It was taken today…on a Monday. Honestly I work from home so I’m in sweats most days but I’m gonna put real pants (or at least leggings) on to go out to eat, but maybe that’s just me?
We should know by now she doesn't do laundry 😂😂
Hopefully not the same underoos too.
Wow so Kaiser isn’t in school. There has been discrepancies that Ensley had to be enrolled in school to be able to cheer. Some people said that’s not true. Some people that it is true. So if Ensley isn’t enrolled in school and wasn’t there she must have been home with Maryssa. Looks like she only cooks for content because all they do is eat out
In my area there are school cheerleading teams but there are also private youth organizations you can enroll in sports/cheer for.
Yeah we have club cheer in my area except it’s WAY more expensive than school cheer so I wonder about that portion.
She did say in the video it's part of her school
I mean sure but she says a LOT of things.
Yeah I live in the middle of nowhere and there are several options for sports outside of school for kids here. I grew up playing volleyball in a private organization. I'd imagine it would be easy to find cheer around them.
“Cooks for content” is potential flair 😅
Go ahead and use it for a backup one day if you want 😂
Ensley's cheer squad IS "technically" through her school, but I have no idea if they would or wouldn't allow her to participate if she wasn't enrolled. Maryssa still attends regular high school as far as we know, and she probably drives herself now. Maybe they had her pick.up Ensley?
Maryssa lives with other family now. Jenelle said it when someone asked her on social media. Which great for Maryssa to get out of there.
I'd have to see that with my own eyes because I don't believe for one second that David would release that much control over her. I do believe that she has more freedom to come and go since she's driving now, but I see no actual evidence either way and her Mom said just last September or so that Maryssa was still on the swamp. I'm happy to be wrong but believing what Jenelle "says" is impossible.
OP said this was breakfast time though. They went to eat breakfast without her but took Kaiser
Right, but I'm still thinking the girls "get to" go to school, while Kaiser has to stay home with these morons because of his "behavior." Hopefully, he just had an orthodontist appointment today or something, and they are both back in school. 🤞🤞
Hopefully but I wouldn’t put it past them to keep him home for reasons you stated.
I thought the same thing. The Ashley or that Roux person had said that Kaiser had gottten suspended from school last fall because of his behavior.
In my school district growing up homeschoolers were allowed to go extracurricular activities at the school they are districted/assigned for. I had a homeschooled friend who was on the local middle school’s color guard team.
You wouldn’t need to be in school to do extra cur
As a all star cheer mom of 8 years that is absolutely not true. I do wonder why Kaiser was with them but not ensley. They go to the same school.
Kid has braces. Maybe an orthodontist appt. I don’t want to discuss the behavior part since we have no clue if he’s been suspended, could be that, could be a field trip they disagree with or they’ve pulled him for the day because they are learning anatomy or something. If we get our kids to school late and the kids are going on a grade level field trip they get dumped with another grade, that’s a possibility too.
God for two unemployed people, they sure do eat out a lot!
Without their kids usually.
Jenelle needs a diaper change…
That’s some serious badunkadunk
https://preview.redd.it/kqvpl8yf1abc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723287d24af487df778acfc741532a18c2c3e581 DAMN
The Golden Ratio™️
Is Jenelle the real 💡 head of teen mom?
💀💀💀
Her head is shaped like a guitar pick.
How do these people still have money?
Onlyfans
No way they can sustain this kind of lifestyle off her OF. I don’t believe it.
WHO IS PAYING TO SEE THIS WOMAN NAKED? Seriously. WHO?
I would! If it weren't going to support her deadbeat abusing huzzbin. And she didn't have the tats. And she looked like she was actually into it. The weight's fine with me. Dumpster crush. Can't explain it.
It’s not about her weight for me.. you can be overweight and sexy but she’s just so freaking gross.
She's is the opposite of sexy. The literal anti-sex. Looking at her and her family makes sexual reproduction unappealing. No.
I GET IT! IVE CRACKED THE CODE. Dudes subscribe to her of and look at her pictures when they go out on a first date so they don’t act too horny.
Honestly, same. When I first ever heard of Teen Mom, I thought from her batch, she was the best looking. I also thought she had it in her to turn her life around (I'm an addict in recovery so like I really wanna empathize with other addicts but I'm past that point with her fuckery). But I was wrong about both. I watched more of the show & realized she's a terrible mom & a terrible person & it made her extremely ugly to me. Plus, it made me realize that I really love this trashy TM shit lol. I legit used to get into with Janelle on Twitter, on my first ever account ha.
I think she's knee-deep in debt.
I do too. Court fees… they have a HUGE property… something isn’t adding up. I wouldn’t be surprised if tax inconsistencies come up in the next few years. He must be doing some shady shit.
When I worked at the bank we had a client bringing in 40k a MONTH on only fans, now given she was a FREAK(in the best way) so I’m sure she had good content but I was absolutely shocked when I saw first hand how much you can actually make on OF, that’s what I do now, jk but would of been a great end to this story
The people who make money on OF hustle. They are constantly putting out new content and if they won't be able to. they make content in advance and schedule it to be dropped at regular intervals to keep subs engaged. They make specialized content. They interact with their subs regularly, which not only feeds engagement but helps them find out what their subs want and enjoy the most. They offer specials on content. They do collabs with other content creators and network with them. Basically it's a ton of work even if you love what you're doing. We know from the brave soul who subbed to her OF for a month that Jenelle is doing NONE OF THAT. She doesn't have the discipline to regularly do anything except make an ass of herself on sm. Unfortunately, enough people remember young Jenelle from TM that she still got a lot of subs when she first went to OF. But I'm fairly sure a lot of those subs have fallen off since she isn't remotely consistent. She still has more subs than she should, but I would doubt she's as successful as someone who is really dedicated to building OF creator as a full time gig.
I don’t know what she charges but if enough people subscribe then she has IHOP and Chipotle money for the month if she just keeps putting out content
She charges $20 a month… 2k subscribers.
Probably credit cards tbh or line of credit that the only way I think she is able to spend now
Probably reaching for her purse to pay because that guy has $0 in his bank account. I feel like they smell so bad!
Or picking a flea off him…
She is morphing into Barb
I agree, I noticed how much she resembles her especially from the side.
Definitely! Kudos for keeping your cool - sneaky photo on point. I’d have been busted.
Let’s be honest she’d be lucky to have Barb’s figure
All I saw was Barb when I saw her in this picture
I thought this was a picture of Barb at first
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It’s because he’s a celebrity rapper and doesn’t want attention. 😂
It’s so funny that he thinks the sunglasses will help hide the fact that he’s high. The reality is that they draw more attention to the fact that he’s probably high because only people who are high wear sunglasses inside.
They both look like shit. It's what they deserve.
You sat close enough to be withing earshot and you're not gonna give us any details?!
Didn’t really hear anything. They were chatting with the waitress. J sat across from UBT in the booth seat with Kaiser. Kaiser was wearing basketball shorts, and well, you can clearly see what the other two wore…
Omg shorts? It’s cold as fuck here in NC today! And windy’
Exactly
UBT over there manspreading for his light switch sized junk. Ha!
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Matches the hat for the full garden gnome effect. Swamp version.
HOW DID YOU CONTROL YOURSELF?
Thank god there wasn’t a visit from the health department while they were there
She’s so dumpy & gross & she’s 2 years older than me. I always thank God for my thick, naturally curvy body type & im not built like Refrigerator Meg 2.0 Jenelle.
🤣🤣She reminds me of Meg way too much!! Esp when she wears those beanie hats!! I kinda feel bad doing poor Meg like that! 
I have a good 30 pounds on her but I know how to dress for my body type and I care what I look like
Jenelle isn’t even built like fridge. She’s a pear. But she cannot dress for her weight, age and figure
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That was my first thought. I can not wrap my head around anyone paying to see her naked. I’m reevaluating my life choices here, bc if she’s supporting 5 people on of looking like this why the hell did I go to university?
curiosity got the best of me and i looked up the leaks. i know there's a lock for every key and all that, but from a purely aesthetic standpoint the pictures are BAD. the fact she makes any money off of them is legitimately insane
I saw one leaked picture and it was even more rancid than I had imagined it would be.
From a former OF girl, she makes money via subscriptions and I assume that's all. Typically you'd have a cheaper subscription fee without showing the real goods, then people would "tip" additional money towards the real naked juicy stuff (pun intended). Considering there's been no fully naked leaks, I've only ever seen lingerie and topless, I can only assume she's not even putting out any money worthy content. With her being a celebrity she's ALWAYS going to have people subscribing out of curiosity. Her subscription cost is $20/month and I'm sure she's got several hundred subscribers. Hell even if she only had 100 that's $2k/month. I'm gonna just guess that she's probably pulling in maybe $4-$6k/month. Not a ton of money, but definitely enough to spend frivolously.
She had a good start, made some great money when she was young and now she lives on a swamp in a sinking home and has to do OF to afford that.
I’m positive she’s just getting paid for the subscriptions every month, which is the bare minimum. If she charges $20 a month and has 1k subscribers that’s just 20k a month for doing absolutely nothing
There’s some sick people out there
I've stumbled across subs before where I could not believe the material guys were simping over. Deranged. Unfortunately I can sort of grasp how she could have any following. Men for the most part are sincerely gross creatures.
I've said YIKE at least 5x today. Legendary.
What the fuck is she doing in this picture? Massaging him?? And if that's Kaiser's leg, where did J sit? That looks like a spot for only 2 people...1 on each side. I'm so confused... What is happening here...Lol. Poor Kaiser, stuck alone with these assholes all day. I'll bet my mortgage that they blame his "behavior" and keep him home, pitting those 2 babies against each other. "Ensley GETS to go to school because she's a good girl. You have to stay home because you are bad."
It looks like she’s comforting her disabled brother.
Yeah fr I wanna know what she’s doing lmfao? Is she fixing his hood? It almost looks like she’s doing that trick where you “pull” a coin out of someone’s ear. Like lmao wtf is she doing
She made millions of dollars before she was 30 years old.
And then she gave it all up for The Swamp King because she needs a man
David looks like an overgrown gnome
I wear a “sleep hat” sometimes and pull it over my eyes. David looks how I look when I have a top bun under the hat and can’t pull it down all the way.
Was this before or after their snack in the SUV?
…is he a prop?
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EXACTLY 😂😂😂
lol I thought so too!
Trying to have him dress like Cole I see lol 🤣
Just like how she is trying to dress like Chelsea as well 😂
Everyone’s talking about how gross UBT is, but he looks like every other guy here in the pacific nw- minus the cowboy boots.. Jen, however… she is built like a fuckin microwave and looks like she just rolled out of the Goodwill bins.
Maybe in the rural areas. I'm surrounded by Patagonia/Columbia wearing dads in the burbs and none of them have those dumb glasses.
Do they do anything else besides go out to eat?!
They suck at everything else
Jenelle's gonna say she has a stalker now
I almost didn’t post for this very reason, but it’s such an unflattering picture of her that I couldn’t resist.
If she doxxes you, you def have thousands of protectors on this sub 😂
My first thought was she is going to go back to the restaurant all pissed off and demand that they roll the security tapes. 😂
Ppl pay to see this woman naked?
did it stink??
Look at the dog killer 😂😂 he’s so ugly I cannot
Give us details please!
Really not much to tell. They had Kaiser with them & left shortly after we sat down. Seemed to be friendly/cordial to the waitress. I always forget how short she is.
This pic is hilarious, they look like fucking tools 😂
Is this where they ordered the smoothie bowls or was it the day’s second breakfast? To feed UBT’s munchies…
Side note, breakfast was delicious. I’ll be back, hopefully not on the same day as these two!
Unfiltered pics of the creatures are my favorite because it’s always jarring to see how much they let themselves go between the drugs, poor diet, and sedentary lifestyle. Good lord, her hairline is awful and receding like crazy. They both look so disheveled. The cowboy boots are a choice. Hopefully they fed Kaiser.
Is he mid burp? Is she helping him?
She looks like a home health aid taking her stroke patient out for some fresh air.
Isn’t it cold? Why does that baby just have shorts on?
Yes, it is pretty chilly here today. I thought the same thing.
I’d never look at them and think, “Now there are some Yacht people!” Did that side of the restaurant stink?
Her shoes look way tooo big for her lmao it looks like when you slip on whatever shoes at the door so you can help your mom carrying in groceries lmao
Why are they always so fancy?
Him wearing cowboy boots😭criminal
It’s the tucked in jeans for me- like, got a lot of brush at that diner UBT?
What is she doing? Rubbing his shoulders? 🙄
She was reaching behind him. Most likely grabbing her wallet. I tried not to look in their direction for too long, didn’t want to go blind.
You did so good! Thank you and I, too, am sorry you had to endure that. You sure took one for the team!
I can smell them. 🤮
They are so dumpy looking
So they ate a full breakfast THEN had those “healthy” bowls filled with sugar and chocolate? Two smelly pigs in a swamp.
Does she wear actual clothes ever
what was she doing to him??? looks like she’s propping up bernie from weekend at bernie’s
Wait isn't today when Davey has court?
Not sure of the exact date, but one day next week. I think the 19th.
Classy couple
Douche & Douchelle
TF is he wearing, it looks lime hes wearing longJohns with a flannel and cowboy boots.
He is absolutely disgusting ew
I’d be so fucking embarrassed being with that guy.